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Smashspesh:
Is seems Spain doesn't want to play against Croatia.

They prefer Morocco.

And they will be in for a shocker if dem no careful

Kenneth4u205:
from personal experience ,only accommodate INTROVERTS. you will be the one begging them to extend their stay when ever the decide to leave. introverts are very sensitive to what you like and what you don't like. most times the contribute in one way or the other to the up keep of the house. EXTROVERTS on the other hands are lively friend to hang out with ,but accommodating them in your house don't always end well

You be guy wey sabi

magictonic:
I had an ugly experience with this sometime in 2013. It was not my house, but my office. I had a childhood classmate. We went to the same Nursery, Primary and Secondary school. Coincidentally, we found ourselves in the same University. Let's call him Jim. screen him/her thoroughly.

Chai... Nollywood scripts are real

Obavoh:
Yes. That is my late elder sister

So sorry... R. I. P. to her. What is the cause of her death

franchasng:
Only two things can humble a man; sickness and poverty

Hmmmm.... Ọ̀rọ̀ àgbà

bummyla:
Yesterday they surgically removed part of my guy's gbola, due to some untreated STD. Doctor said it will be a miracle for him to shine congo ever again. And they guy never marry, never born pinkin

What for real

Two sworn political enemies... Who go win?

membranus:
Reason is that It will be difficult for any Nigerian player to build any strong passion and patriotism that will push him to play with all his heart for this ethnically divided and highly corrupt country.

Word! Apt! That's how they shun the truth coz of politics.

pocohantas:
Lol. Nairaland is an anonymous forum filled with lots of wild animals.

In other words, you dey take style dey call me anumpama àbí?

pocohantas:
It is normal and happens everywhere. Even men are not left out. So I wonder why they are ranting here like it is a o female problem only. I went on LinkedIn and updated my profile and in less than a week, I was getting different messages asking if we can connect offline. No need to stress it. I am an adult and know what I came there for. I simply declined and left the LinkedIn for them.

If you put yourself out there and you look good, the opposite gender MUST come for you. Even your own gender would come. Women message me too and I am not even abroad, but since they can’t come via love, they simply give different sob stories. I have plenty secondary school mates doing that on FB.

It is the same thing on IG…

Some of my friends say my social media pages looks fake and if they didn’t know me, they would say it is one of those accounts for trolling. I left them that way to reduce (man) troubles.

Everybody likes good things!

But me, I no see any of ya profile and you dey run from me

ednut1:
well you are right, i said some not all . its funny how the world has turned out, My female friends too have told me this LinkedIn stuff too or when they move abroad. Men Wey no send them before suddenly arise from the dead with I liked you then but was shy, are you still single etc. The society is heading for destruction be that o.

Destruction keh ... lol

Gerrard59:
To be fair, having sex with different women is sweet, at least to testosterone. It is the primary reason many men cheat. My issue with sleeping with womanising is the high effort, low returns design. A man spends so much time and money to last for maximum 30 minutes. IMO, That is a poor ROI. So overall, no gain in it.

I like your analysis using the business POV. That's intelligent.

Gerrard59:
Cut Nigerian women some slack. The same happens everywhere. Women are naturally hypergamous. Singaporean ladies judge a man by where he works, and ditto for young Japanese women. The latter is even worse as they judge by the university first before the company. The belief is that as a grad of a top university, you would get plum jobs. It is the same everywhere. The difference is in the wealth/poverty ranking of the country. The poorer a nation, the more desperate the women are.

Apt! Apart from the hypergamy which is everywhere, the truth is that Nigeria has some of the best women in the world even in terms of decency, but our value system has been attacked, with some evil lots making us slaves in our lands both male and female. After all people go chop. Even the good family system in a place like Nigeria is gradually collapsing. We weren't like this, somethings which are alien have corrupted us and we are losing it, making us be like we are the filth of the world. Some people tink oyinbo women no dey watch pocket, I laf

ednut1:
Found this one. The thing dey pain them. After this i had to change who can send me friend request to mutual friends on fb

Lol... Is it because you are rich

This referee no send o

kkins25:
Na why we dey call am goat, E dey always turn up.. E dey always turn up

No... Na why dem dey always call am Fraudnaldo be dat

kkins25:
Na why we dey call am goat, E dey always turn up.. E dey always turn up

No... Na why dem dey always call am Fraud also

paradigmshift:
can't even listen to it.. e dey irritate me

Lol.... I prefer original commentary though, but in 5 mins I dey adapt to the pidgin, after all, for N2950 package of dstv, na only 203 channel pick am, so I gat no choice. The pidgin slangs just dey make me dey smile and laf

GeeMeshin1:
The Real Warri Pikin

Na real Warri girl... I never hear such funny pidgin before

This pidgin english commentator lady for channel 203 na real werey.... Very funny

Hello... Ẹ̀gẹ̀dẹ̀gẹ̀dẹ̀

Éwèlèkè

Íyọ̀kọ̀tọ̀

Ògìdìgbóígbóí

Kemistri4:
That was North Korea; not South Korea

It was South Korea. Although North Korea also came to 2010 world cup.
Both Koreas were present.

South Korea = Korea republic or republic of Korea (ROK)

North Korea = people's republic of Korea or Democratic people's republic of Korea (PRK) or (DPR).

brain54:
Sure.
The referee has the final say to decide.
I think he should have allowed them take the corner though.

But the Korean coach protested too violently against the decision so he deserves the yellow card.

Na red card referee give am, no be yellow.

brain54:
I think he was complaining the referee should have allowed them take the corner kick before blowing the final whistle.

Of course I know... But the referee has the total authority to decide that. After time don pass, most times referee dey blow if ball go out of field of play.

sukkot:
i done reply i swear. i dont know what is happening . i replied 20 minutes ago

translate that yoruba for me lol

Lol... So, you no sabi Yoruba wella.... Literally, it means the matter dey speechless (e full mouth or e dry mouth) the tin sef hard to translate

The second means e drink water (or the matter drink water), that is, it is enough to drink water on top.

I go check again.

Chinoval:
Where is that guy that wants to cut his dick

He don japa

blowjohn:
Korea coach dey mad ni

The guy dey mad na... After extra ten minutes plus some seconds, I don't know what else they want.

sukkot:
as far as this particular story. CRYPT= O=CURRENCY means the 'medium of exchange for the dead'. obviously the spiritually dead. which this world of ours is spiritually dead and so we are talking about the money managers of the world. so basically this guy represents the entities who created a medium of exchange for the dead which would be the illuminati family like the Rothschild who control the money of the world and control all the central banks in the world and they own the federal reserve in america. so this guy would be representing these entities. now his company is called AMBER which is a transitional color between red and green and so these entities are in a transitional phase to DEATH ( cuz the dude died ) meaning there is going to be like a global new world order or currency change ( happened in naija ) and a new global money manager. which coincidentally or not, the head of the Rothschild family died a few days ago on the day of the full moon luna eclipse. i made a thread about it

https://www.nairaland.com/7425211/guy-controls-money-world-died

so basically the entities that created the currency matrix system are going to be phased out and a new world order is coming in. what could it be ? a cashless society is upon us very soon ? OR a new money being the global exchange and no longer the dollar ?

expect any of the things i have said to happen soon. when ? i dont have dates. these things take time to manifest in the physical world but it has been decreed in the spiritual realm

Hmmmm... O gbenu tán... O sì gbomi mun.
Thanks.... I never see your reply for there o

sukkot:
hmmm the tales of the crypt

Boss, wetin you think dey happen here... Something ain't pure from whichever side here. I don reply you for email. Baba I no be kidnapper na

MissLeslie:
Congrats Ade Dancer

Ọmọ Wòlíì Olagunju, pẹ̀lẹ́ ó....

billynoni:
Mikel wey no gree greet 2baba for club that year, wey make 40yr old man run enter studio sing "only me", dey talk about Ronaldo having ego. wonderMENT

I was expecting this.... Dem say Mikel paid for all the club money that night and sent everybody out ; 2baba vex com back com sing "Only Me."

Funny life.