₦airaland Forum

Nunam:
Make this world war lll now,
This world din tire me

That world war 3 happens no mean say you go die. You fit use 50 years more.

Hmmmm... Na so e dey start, world war 2 actually started when Germany invaded this same Poland, I hope the door of World War 3 hasn't just been unlocked

danietohbadt:
Eweeh!

Hahaha

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Sucre6:
Chai, uniabuja that year


I bought him milk, malt and egg, I dey pet am like small pikin make him chop small, withing two days my guy refuse to come out from the room not to talk of good for lectures, he was so depressed him chop 3 carry overs that semester , las las he bounced back, long story

Painful but hilarious

Bacteriocin:
I can't forget one roomates palava wey dem carry come for us to settle......Abike's mum sent her school fees into Tolani's account only for Tolani to go use it to pay her school fees and told Abike to wait till her (Tolani)parents send her own school fees before Abike will pay her own. Three days to exam Tolani has completed registration and collected exam pass with matric number
First semester 100 level oo....

Lol... Different kind of mad people dey this world
.. People get mind.

MrBrownJay1:
the important question IS....why not?
i love South America and after living extensively in both Argentina and Brazil in the past, i knew i was gonna come back to live here eventually. Europe is just too cold, too bland, too expensive for NO value, too white (lol) for me. Also, Colombia's economy is down right now so cheaper to live/biz here, Medellin has fantastic spring weather all year long (Cartagena is too hot and too "touristy" for my liking), the nightlife is great, and lets not forget, women are second to none. if Venezuela wasnt as fukced up as it is right now, i would have gone there instead. Medellin is like Miami, without the beach and expensive price. PERFECT FOR ME!

to give you an idea, for the price that i paid in Copenhagen for a place to live, i get a place 3 times as big, in the best neighborhood in town.

Baba, initiate me into this life nah.. Abeg

Kloyd:
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How we fit make money from there with zero capital?

Richy4:
This thread is quite educative

He may have been lucky there were no mean people during his time... I mean he existed 18th centuries ago...
Just imagine someone with that nose in a public school in Nigeria or anywhere around the world in this era..

Currently, a Turkish man by name Mehmet Ozyurek whose nose measures 8.80 cm (3.46 inches) is the current title holder in the world

This man really looks like Mario

ahnie:
Anytime I go to purchase food at DON and Master,I usually sees him there engaging himself in soliloquies.

Truth's just like late majek fashek,this guy's case is spiritual.
His family stays at okpanam road.

I thought he said few years ago that he relocated his family to Ghana because Nigeria is unstable security wise.

If not that many have confirmed that they saw him wandering around in a pitiable condition, I would have said that perhaps he was acting a movie role.

It's obvious Mr. Hanks needs rehabilitation from drugs. sad

This Buhari Era hot for South o

Lamanii22:
This is extremely funny… lord let my wedding go well in Jesus name ooo

I think say you don do am

Unless bribed to do some things, some people are actually under a spell

Hmmmm... Saner climes

Thank you for letting us know your evil thoughts.

Mrkindness:
Done that with an epileptic girl before and when she was sucking my D oboy it happen oooo.



Shaaa I recovered the damage was not too much.

Please expatiate

109 keh? He looks more than that, around 120-150

Timbar:
One of my guy if you ask am for money when him broke him go tell you say "i am rich" the thing com tire me sef

Just tell am say guy "you are broke."

Berrityga:
let the jobless say I'm paid at the end of the month weda salary will enter their account.

Lol... They won't say I'm paid, they would say "I am rich." Na so we see am o with brainwashing for this part of the world.

CivilzedTyger:
I still don't understand why yoruba people say that a lot. Are they that proud that they can't admit vulnerability?

It's from Christian religious cliche of not declaring evil or negativity on yourself. So when you are actually experiencing negativity, you declare positivity. Afterall Bible says let the weak say I am strong

And then there is another that someone's enemy is used as a substitute. For example, if I have a bad dream toward you or I wanna tell you something negative about you with an input of warning, I will simply say, I saw this happened to your enemy, but of course you both understand you are talking about him

I still subscribe to the second, but the first above, if person sick make e talk say him sick no be to dey use all those deceptive Christian stuff, I see the thing as foolish.

sukkot:
yeah lol used to be a time it was black and white. now the others have edged us out. the other immigrants and like you rightly said import 3rd world and be the 3rd world. there is an area in london called tower hamlets, mehnnnn that place is like india hehe. looking every bit the 3rd world country. as with many parts of the UK. you say why would a rich person leave nigeria and go hustle in the west ? i have seen many do it oooo in the past year. they say they are doing for their children

Hmmmm... I know there are many indigenous Britons who hate all these things and friendly immigrant policies, but they have no power to turn it around. And some likewise are waiting to seize power so they could correct the perceived anomalies.

1Sharon:
It's almost like the UK born black ppl are disappearing or being bred out and being replace by immigrants. Immigration is the highest its ever been in the UK.

Import the 3rd world become the 3rd word.

Only the rich and middle class Nigerians can enjoy Nigeria.

The poor desperate Nigerians are the ones saying japa

Why would a rich person leave Nigeria when he can afford to live with dignity.

If you are rich in Nigeria, why would you go and hustle to live in the West?

In all of the things happening in Nigeria, what I hate most is the senseless insecurity, reason I advocate for dissolvment of the country.

Now, going by your logic, those shouting japa on nairaland are wretched lots?

sukkot:
ahh brother its a case of the empire strikes back. all the people wey dem dey call subject come dey invade their country. ehn shebi we are your subject ? make we enter o jare lmaooo. the emire strikes back and now the mayor of london is from pakistani and the prime minister of the uk is from india. complete reversal niyen oooo. the empire done die lol. that rishi go turn am to proper 3rd world country. this one that the first nurse strike in the history of britain is under his watch

I understand, but cut Rishi some slack, na inherited problem he get. When did he resume that strike is now his fault?

MelesZanawi:
Japanese are for those who can't afford German.

You think all these Toshiba and LG trash are good stuff. Smh.
The day you can manage to afford a Bang&Olufsen audio system, it would be as if you have been deaf all your life.

Use a Bang&Olufsen sound system to watch a movie. An actor will be coughing, you will be saying sorry. Mad sound.

God punish Sapa

Lol.... Guy, you get descriptions

Starzo:
Forget, German machines are very very strong

Japan nor near them if na for strength and durability

Hypes and sentiments...... But if you talk of classy, I agree.

sukkot:
hehe brother let me tell you something. there used to be a time wheN the UK was very sweet. i would not even lie to you and that era was the pre- internet days. you see the beauty of the UK back the was that
1--- the world was not yet commercialized. it was strictly about culture and fun ad having a great time. nobody was worried about money or making lots of it because everything was cheap. and also back in those days you could find like five of us naija guys sharing a flat and it was just fun and party all throughout and like all of us were british citizens back then ( yeah those who used to come pre-internet were mostly british citizens ) so we used to get all kinds of benefits so we didnt really have bills lol. just party life
2--- also what made the UK sweet back then was because there was no internet to tell you what it looked like, so you enjoyed it so much more because its like you are stepping into a world that you have never experienced before. there were no ppictures of what to expect and so it wasnt cheapened ( no see finish ). it was all a mystery. now everything is on the internet
3---the caliber of naijas in the uk back then was quality guys and girls. now na every tom dick and harry oooo lol
4----also the fact that the nigerian market was not open back then and so there was no uk goods in naija and so when we went to naija with our uk clothes everyone looked at us like celebrities. like peoppple would be admiring your uk baffs. of course today there is even no need to go to the uk because everything in the uk can be bought in nigeria now so that aspect of it has also being cheapened. like there are levis and nikes and every shop in the uk in any mall in naija now. like you can be in naija and baff better than someone in the uk now. and so there is no need to go to the uk again. ust buy your baffs in naija and flex
5------ like i said earlier the uk was not commercialised heavily back then but now its all about money. now they can even tax you for the air you breath if they can get away with it. its like the fun has been sucked out of the country and it is now all about survival

6 ----it has become overpopulated by immigrants from all over the world. its like that unique britishness has being lost.
AND SO BROTHER THE UK WAS ONCE A SWEET PLACE BUT ITS NOW A SHITTY PLACE. LOL. I NEED TO TURN THIS INTO A THREAD LOL AND SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION BRO THERE IS NO POINT INBEING IN THE UK AGAIN IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO LIVE WELL IN NAIJA BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS IN NAIJA. EVERYTHING THAT IS IN THE UK IS IN NAIJA EVEN KFC AND DOMINOS ETC . SO IF YOU CAN DEVISE A WAY TO EARN POUNDS IN NAIJA, ITS THE PLACE TO BE

Hmmmmm..... Mo dẹ̀ mí kanlẹ̀. Ó ga o.

About your number 5, I observed that the UK or maybe I should say England government likes using frugal system, everything small small. Get more money from people in taxes and from outside internationally and release little by little to the populace (or maybe I am wrong). This is my observation. Even their houses and cars are small small in usage (understandable bcoz of minimal land space though).

Also, your number 6, about those immigrants thing, was this issue not part of why they called for BREXIT from the EU? That is, being able to set their own laws and system in order to fend off terrorists from entering especially from Syria and other Arab countries due to the crisis there?

It was clear those middle east refugees were fast becoming a nuisance to their host countries in Europe then, hence, one of the reasons for BREXIT, which I supported.

Why is it now difficult for them to regulate the rate at which people enters their country? I guess they like cheap labor well well, yet they are tight fisted when it comes to increase the per capita income. Abi Britain dey do one covert project for somewhere or dem dey save for rainy days or dem stingy altogether as part of culture

Silvernus2020:
Thanks man.

Google bilharzia and see if you haven't been exposed to some of its causative factors. E dey affect stream swimmers for that year.

May God see you through this.

sukkot:
sebi you ignoramus ppl think its paradise lmao . hand go touch everybody
everybody eye done dey clear small small. another guyman sell hin house japa with wife and kids to uk. they say money done finish baba is homeless in the uk and sleeping inside library while wife and pikins are being helped by charity

Lol... Baba, you were once there, do you mean you like your lasgidi naija compared to the place? I once asked you this question but you didn't give straight answer.

Hmmmm... I got nothing to say

sukkot:
DIED ON THE FULL MOON LUNA ECLIPSE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_de_Rothschild

Whoa! Baba, I fear you o.... That someone prominent may likely die was one of your speculations. Kudos....

You dey whatsapp?

PS: I never knew those who still bear the name still dey... I never researched about them (Rothschild) sha

RoyalBlu:
"It is not known what medical attention the snake received before it died".

Inside life

That's a brave little boy. Thank God he's okay.

*Imagining him biting the snake is somewhat grossing me out.

Lol... You saw that too? Snake expected to receive medical attention?