₦airaland Forum

gaby:
Done.

aribisala0:
Tell us which instruments these so called MUSICIANS can play
I know Fela played Saxophone,Trumpets, Guitar and keyboard

People now sing with computers and call themselves MUSICIANS

gaby:
One love, bro.

mrupright:
In 2020, I drove to a checking point in Akwa Ibom State and was stopped by a police officer. Meanwhile, I had passed there in the morning of same day without any stopping order. However, this time, one of them asked me to stop which I did. He asked me to open the car's boot but I explained to him that there was nothing inside. He insisted and I had to open the boot. He chided- what made me to feel too big to open it. I answered that I was driving a private car. He poured venomous words but I chose to ignore and informed him he shouldn't harass me as I will report him to his superiors. His colleague stood up and vowed to damage my phone. I kept quiet. The one who harassed me earlier came close to me and offered me three slanderous and hurtful slaps on my face. My eldest brother who sat infront of the car queried why he slapped me. The policeman threatenwd that he will shoot us and claim it was accidental discharge. I pleaded with my brother to leave them. Fortunately, I reached out to the then Commissioner of police , Andrew who ordered for the arrest and trial of the police officer.
This evil malady of daily harassment of innocent citizens must stop henceforth.
From the boundary between Akwa Ibom State and Abia, (Azumini/Iwukem) to the Police Station in Ukanafun Local Government Area in Akwa Ibom State there are up to about ten checkpoints where motorists are unjustly harassed and some especially motor cyclists and Keke operators are detained or tortured for refusing to part with N100. Also between Eleme Junction in Port Harcourt and Obehie in Abia State, there are uncountable number of checkpoints. They demand and extort money from motorists as if that's their legitimate entitlement!
Is this the country of our dream?
I believe a new Nigeria is POssible!

HeartlessMan:
I was just chilling after placing my billion naira betslip on Betking and washing it down with mortuary standard Trophy lager. Naso I start to hear screams and shouts o. I quickly jumped down from my bunk like a shaolin ninja and locked all my doors and burglary proof incase of incasity.

When I finally gathered liver to peep from my window towards the commotion, this is what I saw below.


Continuation........

HappyDolphinRea:
Even killing it at home will not rule out stealing only that it will be combine stealing of aboki plus your relatives.
Is it not better half of the meat finish than one been killed. Beside if you delegate someone with sharp eyes to monitor them at the slaughter they might end up stealing below 10%.

gypsey:
Yea? Who will be the first to be sponsored and who will the last? Knowing Nigerians, once the first and second people have being sponsored they would disappear, change their numbers and names, And thinks in their minds that they have being smart to have used other people's efforts to leave. I don't trust any nigerian not even my own families. They have lied to me and scammed me many times.

gaby:
Yam pepepersoup don set.

gaby:
Yam pepper soup...lol

gaby:
Check

gaby:
Dm

habsydiamond:
Why is everything problem sef.. u drink water problem, u no drink problem.. u chop problem u no chop problem, u fuvck problem u no fuvck problem, u sleep problem u no sleep problem wetin man go come do now

gaby:
I celebrate you too, @sharpwriter.

May our coming years be better and bigger than the previous years.

Happy celebrations, bro.

gaby:
It is a privilege and blessing to get this agba

So many I came into the world with, played, and grew up with, have long been forgotten.

It isn't that I am better or more deserving to still be here than they were, but for God's mercy, grace, and his predestined design for my life.

In a nutshell, he probably isn't done yet with me and needs me for more greater works.

I am ready Lord..
Here I am, life..

Take and use me as you wish for the fulfilment of my life and destiny's purpose and for the betterment of humanity.

I am a gratitude junkie and a core HUMANIST.

HUMANS AND HUMANITY OVER MATERIALISM AND ACCUMULATIONS, EVERY DAY, AND TWICE ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MY PEOPLE.

AngelicBeing:
Here in UY SCUTI we don't eat chicken, we are Celestial Beings created by Yahweh to intercede for Nations and to flog shege on wicked Pharaohs, Nebucadnezzars, Assyrians, Philistines, Amalakites, Herods, and all the wicked troubling humanity, our food is to promote Righteousness on planet earth and to wipe away the ungodly

MadeInChina:
Did you smoke ni? what does this nonsense you typed have to do with the question op asked.

gaby:
Police Commissioner Fidelis Oyakhilome...

Bluntguy:
That was Fidelis Oyakhilome. NDLEA chairman under Babangida. He was a police commissioner and knew one of the present presidential candidate's antecedents very well back then.

superCleanworks:
yesso when you see men that prefer to bang a babe in the nearest corner or back of the car and let her go immediately, e get reason.

Everything about letting a babe stay in your abode for even 1hour is dangerous.

superCleanworks:
be double careful what you ask for.
e be like say u nova sweat one bag of water for problem before

auntysimbiat:
Nice one,
There is always need to have scapegoat to curb indiscipline

TheBTCinvestor:
I'm having weak erections and someone recommended jekonmo bitters. Who has tried it before

RoyalBlu:
You've said it all.

Marriage is WORK.

I've been in it for nine years now and I can boldly attest to what you have highlighted.

It's well.

I wish them all the best.

DaddyCK:

of course...that babe is no big deal simply becuz she datin a comedian of all people. This waz b4 she arrrried that boy thou ...bro i have yanshed plenty babes including this so call celebritys...truss me. 12 from nairaland so far but i wunt mention names thou...3 where married women, i swaar!!! They only allow me to yansh them coz I live alone & iam not loud. I dont keep friends. I pay them tho: between 180k and 220k. Highest I paid 2 week aga waz 220k. Women easy as loong as u have moiney sir...and then they say...u my kinda of guy..Really?!!( TRUE STORY sir)

shortIGBOman:
I was not happy some days back, when I read on Nairaland that, Simon Ekpa was arrested in Finland. But the champ is back stronger and Wilder.

Simon Ekpa must finish what he, Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB Bandits, ESN and UGM started in the EAST. IGBO People were busy insulting us and calling our beloved Country a Zoo.

God has sent Simon Ekpa to revenge on our behalf. Cause all the pains and agony Simon Ekpa and his IPOB members are unleashing, will only start and end in the EAST.

TheEnygma:
If this had happened in Nigeria...