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Midehi3:
I am beginning to suspect this man as occultic man, the very first wife died mysteriously and he sent her body to her village without even accompanying the corpse or show any remorse, his first wife was buried like a fowl in my village

Really? Things are happening!

IamDietiesGod:
(FG are one cunning bastards though)

This reminds me of one Yoruba adage: "The cane that was used to flog the senior (old) wife is at the ceiling of the junior (new, recent) wife"

Well, CONUA should have know that FG can not solely pay them, FG knows what will happen if they do that. If they would pay them, then they will pay ASUU too and FG is not ready to do that, at least for now.
Just like one popular saying: "When a sinner suffers, the righteous shares that moment with him/her".

CONUA ain't righteous, the best adjective for them is Betrayer!

omale88:
im not proud of it.im just helping out.

Don't take it too serious, I'm just playing with you. Also, detailed info like yours is what is needed on nairaland for learning. Keep it up.

However, I searched quora for best position in this matter, and almost all said missionary as against your doggy position. So which one we go come believe

MideMrPossible:
We had a bloated goat days ago which later died, I got rat poison and make a feast, the bastard ate and the whole area is currently smelling.

Fantastic, have you now gotten the bastard? If yes, which kain animal hin be?

Tradepunter2:
AT LEAST FOR ONCE AFRICA GET ONE TEAM FOR QUATER FINALS

At least for once?
Cameroon 1990
Senegal 2002
Ghana 2010
They all reached quarter finals, you should have said semi finals.

MideMrPossible:
You might not be too far from the truth because something else just happened tonight, the process meats put inside netlike cage to dry on fire went missing, saw the cage with almost nothing inside and I rule out the possiblity of any serious wild animal other than cat, dog or stray dog who probably stay close to the house only to hunt when there is no human movement.

Set a trap ASAP!

omale88:
if i talk now some people would say he is here again,well im not to be blamed for their ignorance and nativity,so i wil talk,its a good thing you got everything you need to dis virgin your woman,yet put some few things in consideration 1: technique you are using matters 2:are you her size? 3: she might have mrkh(search Google concerning this).
as for number 1:doggy is the best position to disvirgin a girl as this position helps stretch out the muscles around her private area and adds a push to her hymen, which makes it more easier to tear up with less force,i dont know what styles you've tried tho but this never disappoints or fails,when she is with herheads down and her back archs deep her butt should be in a perfect position for it ,you then penetrate from the opening near her anu$,and push hard down,if she doesn't have mrkh this should get it done,and dont be emotional, your emotions may have also contributed to this delay because you are scared of hurting her,dude that spot was made to take more hurt than tysons punch,so stop being merciful,there is no painless procedure of deflowering a woman.also after you penetrate try not to pull out imidiately, try to hold her still around her tummy while you are still inside her so she can feel your affection, don't move youd have enough time to wrigle as you want later,this is the bond that would make her take you over any other man.goodluck

Pro chief deflowerer, I hail o

peepydelano:
He’s right, polygamy is the best. Our northern women don’t have problems with polygamy but I don’t know what’s wrong with all these southern women and their intense hate for polygamy

Lol... Religion is the ultimate driver!

sukkot:
uk done cast. first they rob our two nigerian sisters then now raheem sterling. ( toke makinwa and damilola adegbite ) oh and anthony joshua range rover stolen. but wait oooooooooo are these jealous white yobs targeting rich black people ? i sense a racial component to these crimes

I know say you go show
Seeing this news, coincidentally, your first comment was what came to my mind, UK don cast. As in, Burglars still dey tolerable for first world tin, but armed robbery like okokomaiko for lasgidi, dat one dey another level

Napata77:
You're talking RUBBISH. That England team was very beatable, and Senegal nearly scored twice in a 1st half they dominated, which would have changed the complexion of the game. They badly missed Mane.

Cameroon could have beaten England. Morocco too can beat them.

What is REALLY needed in that world cup is FAIR REPRESENTATION.

Europe can afford to have Italy out (from qualification stage), Germany out, Belgium out, Croatia out, Serbia out, Poland out, Switzerland out etc, ALL 1ST ROUND EXITS, but still pose a threat via England or Spain or Holland. Because they have 14 or so countries there, while Africa has 5.

Then when one of the 5 African teams gets beaten, it's ''OH AFRICA this, OH AFRICA that''.

Spare us that bullshiit.

If in addition to those 5 nations, we had Nigeria, Ivory Coast, Egypt, Algeria, and Mali in Qatar, who is to say that one of them will not reach semi-final or final?

This makes sense... You get sense bàbá. Not many ranting on this thread has thought of this. You see why we slow develop, we no dey tink deeply.

xynerise:
Where are the experts that created a thread in favour of Senegal?

One even prophesied "I see Senegal winning this world cup". Clowns lol

paradigmshift:
I no dey condem her baba.. just that I no like am.. I watch am once, she dey force or overdo am.. that girl na warripikin be that .. not a fan of that commentary baba .. I hail o

Lol... She fit dey overdo am but she no force am o.... She dey yarn am like agbero, I agree but she's more lively than the male pidgin commentator.

Last week after someone scored, she used like four sentences of rhymes like a song writer. She's thrilling.

foleskay:
The pidgin commentator dey give us joy here. She don really crack us die. She just dey drop all street slangs everywhere. Laughed my ass out when she screamed. Owoto owoto owoto after d mpape goal

I tell you... The girl dey craze. Some say na real Warri pikin dey run the female pidgin commentary.

paradigmshift:
I dey imagine wetin una dey enjoy for that commentary, very irritating and annoying.. I rather watch the tv on mute if I no fit change the commentary

Baba chill... Na only you Waka com? You jux dey condemn the girl since she start. Abeg pidgin na african English o... The girl dey funny. Abi you no sabi say many of the things she dey yarn, most of us never hear before. She dey add comedy to the match fixtures

Haveyoueatentod:
There's is a sickness that comes with eating a Human being it's called kuru Google it

Anang and Ngwa

Golan007:

Crazy peeps.

This is beyond crazy... This is insanity pro max

GorillaApp:
No comments.

Whats going on in marriages now?

Maybe na another abroad syndrome and devil Promax wey dey attack marriages there
I may come back to modify my comment

ThierryJay:
Nothing. They simply changed his set after they feel the impact has worn off. Even Okocha will not be in their studio forever. He is currently there to keep the attraction from the Nigerian segment of Multichoice.

There also used to be 2 old white guys who were former English nationals; Terry Payne and Gary Bailey but they left as well.

Yobo used to be there.. I like his commentaries too, but we no longer see him.

guysbewise:
Someone made his way into his room when he was out and found the Sixth and Seventh Books of Moses there.

And this is a man that always say those reading such books are worshiping Satan and are not following Jesus Christ

Lol... Well, I'm not interested in your topic, but what I have learnt about people of the world is hypocrisy or rather deception. They rarely show you the path that is blessing them or what they indulge in and enjoying from, but they know how to clamor on something watery so that your eyes won't find what they are doing in the original.

There is a thread on this nairaland where a guy said he has a very prayerful father (maybe MFM or so, can't remember the church). So he went to check something in his Dad's wardrobe and there he found a bat hanged down in there.

Questioning his father, his father only smiled, laughed and told him not to worry himself, no tangible explanation. The guy said since then, he hated him coz his Dad was someone who hammered on prayers, holiness heaven, hell bla bla.

Just like broda or papa wey dey preach abstinence but dey fvk olosho pass area Boys. Walahi people are crazy,

guysbewise:
I personally know someone who is always saying Jesus is Lord and is the only through way but the Sixth and Seventh Books of Moses was found in his room where he has been practicing it. Now I have come to realise that Jesus is just a coverup to control the gullible ones.

GOD of the Old Testament is the only LORD

Like the books were just found accidentally during a visit or errand or he did something bad and his room was investigated and the books were found. Which one?

Dshocker:
Everything about this country na F9

Na to drop bomb, make everybody for Nigeria just perish.

We dey fvck up too much as a nation, when ever i remember all the resources we have as a nation, sometimes i weep.

According to research, the mineral deposit in Sambisa forest alone, can make Dubai and Japan put together so jealous of Nigeria.

If we know what we are doing, the UK and America would be bowing down at the mention of the name Nigeria.

Quote me anywhere; Nigeria is the most blessed nation in terms of mineral resources, than any country in the world.

You are your own problem.... Unless awakening and enlightenment happens to the populace, the country will continue in miseries.

As a nation? Nah. As a country?Yes. We ain't a nation. There are many nations inside Nigeria, merged together by foreigners so chaos could continue.

You will only have peace when you return each nations to their original foundation and landmark, unless that, the lamentations continue till eternity.

nedekid:
She has a point marriage wise though. Japa always seems to affect marriage especially if the woman starts making money before the man. Omo, it is then you will see a bold, strong man in naija now become a timid kitten.
Many years ago, I landed in the UK. My paddy who just got there 3 months before picked me and took me to his home.long and short, we were deep in conversation the wife interrupted, my paddy said can't you see I am having a discussion? Hmm this lady walked away, returned after 1 min. My guy was backing the door. Omo if you see the slaps, punches this lady was landing on my seated paddy? Fear catch me! When she was done, she left back to the kitchen.
This my guy weh be niggar for Naija ohh.
Anyway may years has passed. Guy is a very big man now.

Shuo! tell me you're joking
Anyways the wife go don collect later, unless them never visit naija since den

Unrated900:
No be devil
Na mind set
I got B1 visa for my wife and kids
But the witch white man no give me.
It was an heart break,
My wife says swthrt
Let me and the kids be going
I laugh and says so me I be fool to that point.
We all kuku Dey together till now.
Na me woman wan turn to square 1
He no fit happen

Lol..... Sharp man.

On a more serious note, if we look am well, that white man wey deny you fit do am intentionally out of malicious and malevolent reservoir of evil in him, coz it just makes no sense holding a father behind and telling the woman and kids to go along. That's crap!

sukkot:
mynd44 what do you think about this question ? what would you choose ? this would be a great survey for the peoples oN FP

You again

Angelfrost:
My point exactly above...!

These women have merely been enduring these marriages just because they are in a culturally repressive society.

Their wings come all out the moment they are in a society that empowers them beyond the restrictions of matrimony.

Hmmmm... Jagajaga world

odemeetu1:
Since the society dey so free and everything dey like damn easy, everybody dey misbehave direct..
Take for instance, My Anuty relocate there and the child mistakenly turn hot oil on herself this nonsense oyibo guys come say since the baby never sabi talk much my Anuty dey maltreat her, Her own child o And decide they go wan carry the child till she dey big enough to want to stay, I was like what... She fought that case ooo, thank God she got her child back,
So when you wan relocate, think of tax, think of you can't scold your child because she fit vex call social whatever for you���

inside life, drama no dey end.

After the red Benz jeep gift, who go go naked if not him

StagethemTVee:
I know of a newly married couple with a baby who decided the wife should leave first and she wrote the man it was over after getting their. He is yet to get over it.

Really? All these things just dey look like film trick. Which kain devil dey that abroad sef wey dey break marriages


Modified: I don't know which is more painful, the divorce or the thought that the woman never loved him or has fallen out of love, hence, the relocation is an avenue to reveal very deep hidden secret that could have remained buried for years or forever had it been there was nothing like abroad
Damn


Cc: Angelfrost
odemeetu1
id4sho
Asour

Dashlish12:
So This 2nd Day Of December I was Doing Some Monitoring at The Site then I Feel Pressed And I Decided To Do My Business Down The Bush Where My Workers Won't Be Perceiving The Offensive Smell Coming From My Poo; As I Was Working Down The Path Occupied With My Phone, Something Just Itch Me To Look Up And Folks What I Saw Scared The Living Hell Out Of Me. I Saw What We The Yoruba Called Agbaduu (Black Mamba) one of the Most Dangerous Snake on Planet Earth just 20cm away from Me With Her Neck Wide Ready To attack only IF Have Move 6inches towards It. Mehn I Ran Like I'm Being Pursued By Kidnappers Shouting Egba Mi ooo (Help). Cuz I can't Imagine how That Kinda Poisonous Snake Will Stung Me in a Middle of Nowhere With Nobody To Help With First Aid Available; That Would Be Catastrophic.

Anyways I Blessed God For Keeping Me Alive

That was an African Spitting black cobra, not black mamba.

MufasaLion:
You're wrong. Black mamba is black. There's green mamba which is green.

It ain't really black... It's actually ash in color. What the guy saw was an African Spitting black cobra.

I have seen this video before (a long time ago) .... Coincidentally I still thought about it yesterday, and that in this age and time, I still share a living space and geographical boundary of Nigeria with these savages.

Funnily, they were going (young and old) about their activities as if this is a normal scenario. Makes me think if they need extermination or rehabilitation especially the young ones, not those aged ones that the cravings of human flesh have developed with.

Cannibals are still very much around us (I don't know which part of the south this is, but I suspect some people) I won't mention where

Antimarraige:
Aunty rest, just say your family members, which one be Nigerians. My Uncle Bayo still dey UK now dey wonder why I no send am since all these years like others wey dey lick hin ass, baba no know say I don blow and I no get time.

Na vacation I wan go dey do for UK and other overseas countries,no be to go dey hustle like slave

Baba help me blow too abeg