₦airaland Forum

yinkeys:
I heard that some Indian foods can damage one’s nasal openings permanently

yinkeys:

So there are no stinky white people food ?

SultanOfPuna:
Imagine opening FUFU in a public UK office with Olugbu Soup and keg of palm wine.

If Oyingbo smell that kind combination
Dem go deport you back to Nigeria

ibkayee:
It's common courtesy not to bring strong smelling foods into shared spaces but this one just has an inferiority complex

It's one thing to acknowledge that some foods have strong smells, especially to people who aren't familiar with it and another thing to attribute it to being dirty and lower class like she's doing.

There are Nigerian dishes that have a neutral smell that people can bring into the office alternatively so it isn't necessarily a 'Nigerian food' thing

British 'office' foods that 'stink' as well:

- Vinegar with their chips
- Cheese and onion crisps
- Greasy bacon
- Microwaved scotch eggs
- Marmite

KanwuliaExtra:
Yes o. Dem go take sick leave. . . .as in "Okporoko-induced SICK LEAVE"!

I avoid that at all cost. No be joke o.

ANYTHING FISH? Dem don die. . . .not to talk of OKPOROKO AND OGIRI?

Even FRIED PLANTAINS. . . . Heeeeeeeeeeeey?

I simply use the situation to my advantage.

I just tell my supervisor. . . ."You know I have to eat my funny food, FLOSS AND BRUSH MY TEETH. . . .I will be back in 45 minutes". . . .Shikena!

shadrach77:
He looks like a pastor

MALIGNANTGuest:
It was his GRANDMA that discovered him. His MOM was completely opposed to messi playing soccer. So, I'm surprised at all


His GRANDMA was his first SCOUT.
Thereafter his Argentine youth team COACH
Who later announced the birth of d soccer god

Blessedmercy8:
I no want small boy wey I go control. Unless you want turn automatic House boy .

ajepako:
Walahi

Since I was old and adult enough to know about skin care routine till my present middle age

My skin care cream have always been : Pears Vaseline Jelly and Cccoa Butter Lotion and at 48, I admit I have radiant black skin

Wahala for who dey spend money on rotten ' skin care' nonsense!

Blessedmercy8:
Go and visit your age grade hehehehe . Na after 41 I wan dey expect visitation? LoL.. na to enjoy my life I dey now. No time for stress abeg.

Blessedmercy8:
Like you are any different.

Blessedmercy8:
My brother, true o.

That is why I'm still minding my single business cos most men out there are not husband materials. In fact, no husband material again. Let somebody not come and dent my life and body for me.

I like as everything is still intact for God.

ValCon888:
She was waiting for the train.
The vehicle was purposely parked in the middle of the tracks.
She heard the blast of the train horn but she stayed on.
She realised she was about to die and the instinct to live kicked in that's why she tried opening the door.

Death said it was too late for her to change her mind.

Franzinni:
Saw this thing once in ABU Zaria, people were crowding to see a movie or so when from the crowd I just heard a lady scream ..." What is this?!, I say what is this !!! " Omo everywhere silent and then just like Moses parted the sea, the crowd parted so all could see...

Omo this girl was holding on tight to the guys preek, men it was not funny ... The guy was begging "please ... Please " the girl dey press am as she was narrating what happened it was an L for guys that day. Thank God say Dem never sabi jungle justice for that side that year ... Dem for help the guy reshape him head.

olasaad:
That data is another problem on is own. Imagine buying 20gb for 5k and it won't last you for a month. Unlike before when we used to buy 1gb for 1k and you will use it for one month but now 1gb don't even last for a day. This makes me wonder how all this jobless ladies using iPhone and always online all day using tiktok and Instagram how much data they consume and where the money comes from.

sukkot:
but to answer your question intelligently , he is already giving you a preview of the aura he would bring by wearing black all the time during his campaign. that is an aura of MOURNING. which there is a thread on nairaland over 10 pages long created in 2010 when he was governor and the thread had over 100 anambrans MOURNING and wailing and gnashing their teeth over the hardship he brought into ndi anambra. so he is giving you a preview with the all black outfit. but ultimately GOD CONTROLS WHO gets into power and if Obi wins it is because nigerians have been very evil people and we deserve to mourn in affliction. same with buhari, the country was full of wickedness and we deserved a fulani herdsman who will herd us like dumb cattle and kick our ass lol ( understand that cattle has no opinion and this is why he only put his fulani guys in all the positions of power ) . The point being there is no salvation with peter obi. what we need is a person of grace to bring grace into nigeria. okonjo iweala is a woman of grace. if she can be convinced to contest

sukkot:
lol bro i have some igbo friends on here. i dont want to offend anyone too much but listen you already have the answer to your question if you use anambra as a case study .in fact there is a thread on here with anambrans wailing and gnashing their teeth and renting their garment and pouring ashes over their head during his tenure. these are biblical lingo by the way

sukkot:
oh no i am very serious. people in power move around with powerful energies and these energies permeate all those they rule over. for example what is buharis energy ? his energy is that of a cattle herder. everything to him is cattle and so he has the energy of a fulani herdsman. what happened when he came into power ? the energy of the fulani herdsman took over the whole country . fulani herdsmen emerge from nowhere and took over the country and start killing everybody. this is real stuff. this world is very metaphysical and so GOD ALLOWS THE energy and vibration of a countrys ruler to influence the vibration of the country they rule

sukkot:
its the energy from the man in black. black means mourning. he is casting a spell on the people and they are mourning. that man is occultic. that black is no coincidence.

dyera:
You just bring up nonsense statistic to promote Messi. Messi scored 10 goals in five world cup. C. Ronaldo scored 7 goals in 5 world cup. Ronaldo De Lima scored 8 goals in 2002 to win his second world cup. And you wonder why the two useless goats have failed to win a single world cup.

Truvelisback:
No matter what, Nigeria would have been heaven on earth if not for our Bad leadership.

DaddyCK:
it actually snowed yesterday..it was horrible. I slipped and almost broke my elbow. the ground is very slippery and most elderly people walking were slipping

sukkot:
lol my kind Sir i was just baiting that guy so he can mention his own preferred corrupt person who he prefers to rule us

greypencils:
Village people international

sukkot:
so which leaders should we vote for who will rescue us. i am willing to vote for this person you suggest

Thebest12:
There is a girl I asked to be my girlfriend. She said no to me. But she keeps disturbing me. Chatting me up everyday. I have tried to snub her several times but she keeps sending messages.

Pls what does she want and how do I get this girl out of my life . I want to block her, if I do so am I not overreacting?

pansophist:
I have three bikes. They stole one during summer in Belgium. I enter KFC to go chop chicken, locked my bike outside and as I eat finish, my bike don lost. The thief probably carried it, because you can't ride it since it's locked. I almost cried because they stole the expensive one (an electric bike). If not for the insurance I had on the bicycle, I probably would have run mad.

Princess80:
I could percieve your toxicity from 10,000km

Terror48:
This woman go Sabi whine waist for bed ooo