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fancy4eve:
I know u re high on cheap stuff , but I wil do u a favour by reporting ur sorry Ass 2 EFCC for deformation of character.

Abeg whose character did he deform?

If na play abeg stop am.

When a Naija girl calls u nice, omo na maga she dey refer to you as o.

Error jobs. Job wey no dey exist.

Cadec007:
@boldened, why? Are u a werewolf or something? Modified*didn?t see the 'admitted'

Not at all bro, I've only been to hospital for minor ailments like toothaches. I hardly fall sick, I can count how many times I've fallen sick since I was smart enough.

obailala:
Good stuff, but I wonder why always have to give these unrealistic targets; how on earth can this be completed in less than a year?

It's not too unrealistic only if they give it full attention it can be done.

Never watched prison break except season 7(the latest) Never been admitted in the hospital (never ever) Never ate oats, custard Never rode a bicycle ( can't even ride it)

Though I've never been to the North I can attest to one claim up there about Hausas been tribal. Even here in Lagos an average Aboki will not buy something from anybody else if his Aboki mate sell the same thing. What I fear most about them up there is the religious sentiment, even me as a Muslim still find it very difficult to live amongst them. They can be nice o but when Aboki vex ehn their eyes dey close totally.

Yotex200:
Good one for them.. I think they will win the Champions League because Madrid is so vulnerable this season... Liverpool and Salah will take advantage of that.

Madrid is so vulnerable yet overcame all the big teams tipped to win the UCL? We shall see on May 26th.

robinsonmfon:
Madrid fans are underating Liverpool. Ok na.

Fans not the team underrate Liverpool.

I just dey laugh at some comments here that Liverpool will beat Madrid. The kain hunger those Madrid players get for Champions League pass lion wey no chop in two weeks. Liverpool will play into Madrid's hands and they'll end up loosing. Mane, Salah and Firmino will be as silent as still waters in the final. This Madrid side has been in 3 finals in 4 years and won all, they know much about pressure at this stage. Liverpool players on the other side will be highly pressured and that will lead to a whole lots of errors from them especially their defense as shown today, and Madrid is a side that don't fail to take their chances. It will be a great final but Madrid is winning this. Liverpool can't stop the 13th and streak.

Can AS Roma pull a Barca on Liverpool tonight?

AlfaSeltzer:
Zidane, if they fire you, please come to Arsenal.

Hmm. It seems Zidane is made to win UCLs.

one last obstacle to the trophy. Hala Madrid.

chinaza1:
U can say that again and again. Later, some will say he is the world best.

When he scores, make una no count am for una side. Where una world best Messi carry Barca reach?

All of una wey dey beef Madrid weldone. One guy even said it's an insult on other big teams for Madrid to win it X3 back to back. Who send them make dem no fit stop Madrid. This Real team is highly determined to win this UCL and if other teams cannot step up their pace, Madrid can go on to repeat the five times in a row that happened in the 50s.

Madrid 2 Bayern 0 Ronaldo gets a brace.

Lajet:
Ronaldo dey fall my hand i don't know what is wrong with him why should he be allowing Zidane not to include him in most of La Liga games .

Ronaldo is needed for big games. Laliga race is over for Real already and there's no use starting him all the time. Why Ronaldo isn't a golden boot contender is as a result of last year when he was on a serious goal drought in the league, he scored just 4 in the first half of the season.

This story get K-leg. How is it possible for a driver to push a passenger out of a car in motion? Don't forget most of the riders sit at the back.

Kingsley1000:
How many lilaga tittle has he won since he signed for madrid in (2009-2018) to compare to messi(from 2009-2018)?Has he gotten to world cup finals? messi won 5ballon dor before the age of 25 and penaldo is equaling it at old age of 33....bros messi no be una mate

There is a saying that's it's not how far but how well. They both have 5 ballon dor each. I stopped comparing them a very long time ago, all I do now is watching and enjoying them both play. I'm a Madrid fan I like Ronaldo and also I like Messi as well. They are just phenomenal.

No matter how poor you are, try to keep your children with you. All these go and live with my rich sister/brother in the city most times result to this. As a parent only you can give the best to your child. Compare both pictures and see she was well taken care of by her "poor" folks than with her "rich" aunt.

Kingsley1000:
how many trophies has he won this season?

Fifa Club world cup, Spanish super cup and UEFA super cup.

bobokeshington:
that was really kind of him. but if it were to be a Nigerian lady it would have been practically impossible because most ladies prefer wearing Brazilian or Peruvian hair instead the normal traditional hair style.

The wig go just comot.

SalamRushdie:
Buhari will be spending over 5 hours with trump, that's more than enough to expose the Dullard sufficiently to anyone as a stark idiot

5hrs? It's just 2hrs.

Pimples/acne don't stay on one's face for a lifetime. Stop saying one miracle happened, it's natural for acne to disappear as years go by.

There was this idea that came to me when I was trying to get something sent(delivered) to another person. It's actually tech related and I've groomed the idea to an extent and started execution but I'll need a developer android/iOS to join and be a cofounder. It's an innovative idea that'll solve a problem.

Seun dey pay for likes?

Carry your mum abeg. Nice excuse though. Nina is busy.

Nigeria police sef. Why arrest prostitutes? Instead of the government to legalise the business just as New Zealand did or better still let them operate with some rules some policemen will go about arresting them for nothing.

Naija Police. worst in the world.

The real lazy Nigerian youths.