Sheuns's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Sheuns's Profile › Sheuns's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 (of 279 pages)
Silicon |
BandAid:7.5 bro!!! Omo na die be that o. ![]() |
Most of the ladies screaming "I can't date or marry a broke man" have forgotten that their mothers married/dated their fathers when the man had little or nothing from the onset. Some of these ladies even still have broke dads. Wooing a lady has little or nothing to do with a fat purse or not. It's all about self confidence, they're still rich guys that can't ask a lady out no matter the status of the lady. |
If (this news is true, { 'fear women'}, else {'Nigerian bloggers are useless liars}); Na to dey carry out DNA test once a child us born now o. Just imagine if true, how the man will feel knowing the children he raised from childhood aren't his. |
Irunnobo:I'm not advertising myself. I'm only giving you options. Life isn't all about sex. |
Irunnobo:You want rock hard and over 6" dick? |
Happened to me about 5-6yrs ago at Yaba. One bastard said he was from Cotonou and he lost his way or something there about, I was skeptical at first until one idiot came and started convincing me to help him. I agreed and got a bike that took us to Idi Araba where he claimed his goods were seized by customs and he wanted to meet one oga custom there to help him. I came back to my senses right away and knew it was all scam, I continued with them sha, he turned paper to money, the pastor came and did the saliva shit, collected the 3k I had on me then and said I should go and bring all the money I had at home for cleansing and I mustn't tell anyone else I'll die. I tried to drag with them, but they were beginning to get violent so I calmed down and told them I've heard, I got on a bike and went home never to return back, I told my people at home and I no die since then. About 3/4 yrs back again I came across some at Cele but just hissed and ignored them, the same story format as the first. I wanted to turn back and look for them so I can report them to some soldiers I saw but I changed my mind cos I was in a rush. Oloshi people them. |
Continue with phone calls. No buy any phone give her o. If she asks sef, dribble am till she no go ask again. |
Expert in one month? Even ordinary HTML sef you cannot call yourself expert after just one month of learning. |
I don't know why I'll have 5k, I'll now give 3k to one girlfriend. That's why some of these ladies call men mugu. 5k wey never do me spend sef. |
I watched the documentary today on TVC news and it's endemic here in Africa. Most of the referees were Ghanaians referees, even the Ghana FA president received a bribe of $65,000 cash to test his integrity. Dude was set up with a deal worth $50m where he'll receive about $4.5m as his own share. Funny thing is the Ghana FA president actually made a statement that they won't allow corruption get into the football in Ghana. I wish they can replicate this here in Nigeria for us to see how it is here too. |
If you spend 7hrs outta 24hrs in a day on sex, how many is left for rest and work? |
Take it or leave it, this is some very interesting political game plan here. This move can increase the number of votes coming from the southwest in 2019. And I believe this is a well aimed shot at OBJ. OBJ will become irrelevant in Nigeria politics if Buhari wins in 2019. |
All these people will think cos you have money means you'll win election. Born in Lagos, has business in Lagos, I doubt if he frequents the constituency he wants to represent at all. Oga don't forget there are some people already vying for the posts and are well known amongst the people. |
You know what I do, once I notice it's a text status style, I just read it without viewing it. What pisses me off the most is the crying emoji they always include |
An adage says: Sunday wey go sweet na from Saturday we go know. Those of us still expecting these guys to go past the group stage can wait forever. Super Eagles won't go ja after the first two games. |
The way Naija cops dey die these days sef, hope something isn't wrong. Or shey na all the swear people don swear for them dey work now? |
Carry #200k give one girl. But most ladies are selfish sha. Just yesterday one dey use style tell me she need change her phone and mum's phone. I come dey wonder wetin concern me with you and your mama phone. Iphones for that matter o. OrestesDante: |
madridguy:Oga calm down jare. Islam is said to be a religion of peace. Hijab wearing and dancing with it isn't painting Islam bad in my opinion. Hijab is a cultural attire known to be worn by the Arabs in order to protect them from the dusts from the desert and cover their heads, it metamorphosed into Islam since it's part of the culture of the real originators of Islam (the Arabs). Relax your nerves bro, God doesn't need man to fight his battle. Let everyone do whatever pleases him and leave God to be the judge. We shouldn't make statements that can lead to religious unrest. We have enough going on in the world already, let's stop all these unnecessary vex all in the name of I want to defend Islam. If God wanted everyone will belong to one religion. But he knows best and we should respect his decisions and actions |
Evablizin:I don't think that's the lady's pic |
You mean the emir of Iwo Emirate |
ubunja: ![]() |
kunlesehan:Win fire. |
Why people like to dey carry their problems go Twitter? What does she expect us to do about it now? |
JamaicanLove:If that's truly you on your dp? I can't help but agree with your signature quote. Stay safe. |
All man just dey justify him actions. |
Iffa hear say Naija police no accept. |
handsomeclouds:I'm not taking sides. But I think you are. The guy messed up so did the lady. |
![]() malificent:Are you the lady? She insulted his mum na. She could have ignored the first statement or better still not involve his mum. |
You can't survive on a 750k salary? This guy should be arrested once he leaves office |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 (of 279 pages)



