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olapluto:
Is that not a dumb poster saying 'we demand for the killing of our compatriots'

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I tire o. I thought I was the only one that saw this. If they are asking, no, "demanding for the killing of our compatriots" what then are they protesting for?

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

If a guy shouts "Ukwu" shout "Amu" back at him. What rubbish? People should learn to be civil na. I wonder what kind of home training such a person had, embarrassing a lady in public for reasons that is absolutely not her fault does not cut it. Even if they want to stare, they should not have to do it in such a way that will make the lady self conscious.
My dear you just have to learn to ignore such rants and stares. Kpele.

Na wah o.
This Government is so brainless that they are taking a different approach to tackle obvious challenges we face as a country, which (by the way) the "sensible ones" have been applying same method for the past 16years and were expecting different result/outcome.
I will like to be this clueless and slow - like the Buhari led government - so much that I would achieve result at a slow and steady pace.

#onlyafoolapplysameprcedureandexpectadifferentoutcome

This is not new https://www.nairaland.com/2523451/world-economy-explained-just-two
Mike Hosking of the Mike Hosking Breakfast Show was the one featured it on his show and also posted it on his FB page last month.

Whoever is responsible for that road should thank their star that we are not in China. Just yesterday we heard the guy heading their stock market was kidnapped just because their stock prices were done for a couple of days. Imagine what they would have done to the person that is responsible for this road.

Galads:
they are all involve in this scam. I don't want just a barrister to solve my issue but I want to stop the corruption in that NIPOST.

Have you tried reporting the issue to SERVICOM?

I thought I was the only one that saw the dirty environment. SMH

Is anything the matter with her neck? Why is it bent to one side?

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You go for know say na make up make the woman be as she be. Check her face and neck, the two both of dem no be same (with serious emphasis on the "two both" of them )

Skillbobralph:
Ask people in Rivers, Wike is working and stop the hatred.

Dualization of slaughter road already completed with bridge. So what makes u feel this is propaganda. Remove Sentiment and acknowledge the right thing.

Linus!!!
Why didn't you snap the Chelsea or the Slaughter end of the road.
You said the road has been completed with bridge, which of the bridges have you used?
You people should stop all these lies you post online and tell people the truth.
Yes, the road has been done up to a considerable level since the tenor of Governor Amechi, but it has not been completed with the bridges (at both the Chelsea and Slaughter end) are no where near completion. The only thing that has been done on this road since Wike assumed office was just the center piece of the road and the fact that the Wike assured the contractors that they would be paid when the construction was fully completed and delivered.
Wike did not start the road, the road was already 95% done (save for the two ends of the roads that had bridges, which are still under construction) under the administration of Amechi. Tell the world the truth.

Brief illness now kills people more than Ebola virus. May we never encounter any form of illness (especially brief ones) that will end up taking our lives at a young age.
My his soul rest in peace.

Madam focus, how are you sure your sister is calling out your ex (or is he still your) man in her sleep.
Na only your (we are not too sure) ex bf dey bear that name for this world? Does she call his surname too while she calls his name, which made you so sure she is referring to the same person as you are thinking?
Ngwa, answer

Oluwo1:
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Iamsynord:
Skibii never drop word o

Chief, have you heard the latest? If not, Soso has been sacked because of this whole episode.
Shebi you say na fan whey dey pass na im post am? (rotfl)
Paitently waiting for Soso to come and give his own side of the story of how they (he actually) planned the whole thing and how he was kicked out because it backfired.

phantom:
infact i think PHC will probably have not less than 2/3

Infact the SE/SS region may see about a third to half of the 14 if recent economic data are anything to go by.

I pray o. I don tire for this exploitation SPAR dey use us do for here. And considering we buy in volume, the Shoprite arrangement go make more sense to someone like me.

Will PHC get one?

kikilove:
She's already 38,i think marrying Jesus was the best idea.instead of staying single and still go to hell....... because at this age husband go hard oh.Just my 2 cents

lol...
Who tell you say husband go hard am? You no read about the 60 something year old grandma whey marry 26 years old guy for Delta State recently?

His beard is fake.

69

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Oya, explain this picture. Shebi Kcee say im dey tour? Abi Skibii travel follow am ni? Or shey dem carry the rug follow the guy everywhere im go?
Ok, lets assume it is a coincidce that Skibii was wearing the same gab on the day he fell ill as on the last day he say Kcee in his house, why did they crop the other side of the picture? Let's also assume his team were not the one who posted the (initial) news on social media, who then posted it and how did they get the picture from? If you see someone in that state the first thing that will come to your mind is to take his picture, abi?
We can go on and on with the question. Let's face it, na wash. Simple.

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It is either Kcee is not in Europe as he claims or that the whole thing was premeditated just for PR purposes. Either way, it's their trade and I guess they prosper on falsehood.
For someone like me, I have never heard of Skibii (abi wetin dem say im name be) till now.

This story was shared by an alleged victim of an on-board robbery incident. Lets read, learn and share, it might be useful to us someday:

"I Sharing this story from a passenger who rode an airline going to HK. This can happen on any airline going to any destination. These are very hard times for a lot of people!!!

I would like to draw your attention to an attempted robbery on a flight into Hong Kong last week. With an hour to go, during the flight, I thought I noticed my bag being replaced in the overhead locker. I wasn't sure and decided it was probably a fellow passenger, moving it to access their own bag.

I dismissed any thought of any wrong doing, but upon arrival in HK, something told to me to retrieve the bag, just to make sure nothing suspicious had occurred. When I opened the overhead locker (not above me) and saw my leather bag was the only one occupying the space I knew there was a problem. I examined the content, only to find all of my wife's jewellery, along with some cash had been stolen, during the flight.

I raised the alarm and my wife and I quickly blocked both aisles to stop anyone at the back of the plane disembarking....there were around 120 passengers....

My wife and I both shouted for assistance from the stewards and stewardesses. Eventually a steward told me that security had been called but passengers were becoming very agitated and unwilling to show patience or understanding....they just wanted to get off the plane....my wife and I were the only people controlling the passengers.

I pleaded with the passengers to check their own bags at which point three fellow travellers reported they had also been robbed. It was only at this point, did I see any evidence from the cabin crew that they were willing to provide any meaningful support.

I vaguely remember seeing a passenger wearing black, sporting a white base-ball cap and pleaded with the rest of the passengers to see if they could remember anyone fitting my description.
It turned out to be a passenger standing in front of me, who once identified proceeded to offload money, jewelry, camera equipment and false documents, running into tens of thousand, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stolen goods.

By this time security had boarded the plane, the Captain had been informed and was standing in the rear section watching the events unfold.

Eventually a policeman boarded the plane and I was able to explain the events leading up to my apprehending the thief. I have since been informed this criminal activity is reaching epidemic proportions and the authorities caught three thieves, just last week, (with 30 already on remand since early December) on flights into HK, with all the criminals coming from the same town in China.

It is estimated that only 5% are being caught judging by the reports of passengers contacting the police after they have arrived at their destination.

They sit in the back row of the plane observing where bags are behind or away from the passengers and systematically pull them from the overhead lockers, while passengers rest or watch movies, take them to the back of the plane and steal any valuable contents.

They prey on foreign airlines as the penalties are so lenient, the pay-off makes it worth the risk.

I naively have never thought of robbers operating on planes, but now I have experienced it first hand, there are a few takeaways:

1. Hand luggage should ALWAYS be locked.
2. Do not assume luggage under your seat is safe....last week one passenger had her purse stolen by the guy sitting next to her while she slept !!
3. If in doubt, wear or keep any valuables ON YOU at all times !!
4. Don't assume, like me, that everyone on a flight is a law-abiding citizen.
5. Do not assume business class travel is secure....robbers can be wealthy.

SHARE THIS TO SPREAD AWARENESS!!"


Virendra Shah

doublewisdom:
Nigeria nko?

Nna, I am sure if dem wan analyze Nigeria own, na to define am first, then write thesis.

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As much as this is hilarious, there are some form of truth in them too.
Mike Hosking (@hoskingonzb) has outdone himself this time around...





Source: https://www.facebook.com/MikeHoskingBreakfast/posts/1008425705857657

So many laws flying around and no implementation mechanism.
So, what will this amount to if there are no implementation drives backing it up?

I won't comment until this makes FP, which I am sure it would get to in the next couple of hours.