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Why not use the 9million and per head tax to arm the community to the teeth for effective and aggressive self defence? Why submit to evil because of cowardly fear of death? Nobody more DEAD than a man who gives up his right to liberty to an oppressor... God forbid bad thing!

Only juveniles and habitual simpletons don't know that all Nigeria security services are active partners, shareholders and collaborators in all money spinning crimes in the land. In the big games of drug trafficking, highest profile kidnapping, banditry, oil smuggling, bungery and armed robbery , the major shareholders and beneficiaries are top notch security personnel from across every security outfit in the land. It is a gory senerio. We have sent the thief to go catch a thief. The nation is in a mess. The land is a shithole. Nigeria is a failed state tickling rapidly towards implosion. The mass love of money and glorification of the basest and repudiation of all virtue , sacrificing God on the mundane altars of Mammon will make this once promising nation to collapse irredeemably like a pack of disjointed cards. Wow to this land. WOE!!!

Basiljoe:
Bitch, please.

I'm a 9 on the smv scale. I can have most women i want. I own a successful business. 6ft6 tall. Very good looking. Have an amazing career ahead in software engineering, photography and finance, and I'm just in my early 20's.

You think i will settle for an uncultured "foundational" promiscuous, jobless, unintelligent thot from Chicago?

Bitch, please.

Really? Your profile pic and bank balance or idonbiliv

This big wiz sabi hammer older sustas I
O. Jada, tiwa..the list goes on..Smart wiz, him de use all of dem to score tight connections and score vital goals. Ultimate Wizard!

In the first place, the term "herder-farmer clash" is evil propaganda championed by vested northern interest . The proper apperlation is "herder invasion"!.
It is simple common sense the world over that encroaching on properties without permission thereby causing damages is criminal trespassing. But these diehard expansionists and jihadists are hell bent on using the instrument of open grazing for territory expansion through systematic conquest of indigenous tribes. It is their stock in tra

Wherever and whenever we locate Satan, let us roast him alive. This man is Satan...

Afrogist247:
Popular Aphrodisiac seller, Hauwa Saidu, professionally known as Jaruma, has confirmed that she was arrested by the Nigerian Police.

In a video she shared on her verified Instagram page in the early hours of Saturday, the businesswoman spoke from detention, and boasted about being the next Nigerian President.

It was rumoured that the sex therapist was arrested on Friday and a viral picture which was claimed to be taken in a police station circulated around social media.

Confirming her arrest, the Instagram sensation made a two-minute video where she noted that people were making jest of her because of her arrest.

She further revealed that she was arrested because she paid N10 million to someone and the person didn’t do the job she paid for.

Towards the end of the video, Jaruma noted that her experience was only a pattern through which she’d become the next President of Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vqP7lYOJM

According to her, former President Olusegun Obasanjo was in prison before becoming president.

She also said that the current President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) was also in prison before he became president.

In the video, Jaruma said, “The only thing I have to say about this is that President Obasanjo was in prison. He came out of prison and he became president.

“President Buhari was in prison and he came out of prison and became president.

“For this, you know who your next president of Nigeria is going to be. Your girl, Jaruma. It’s a pattern and that has been the cause. This must happen to you and then you become president in Nigeria.”

She captioned the video, “Jaruma live broadcast from Ningi Village Prison. It’s only two minutes. Please endeavor to watch till the end.

“Obasanjo prison = PRESIDENT. Buhari prison = PRESIDENT. Jaruma prison = FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA INSHAALLAH (sic).

“Dear friends, apologise anytime you are wrong but if you are right, do not be intimidated. Stand and fight for your right.”

Sources

Punch Newspaper
https://punchng.com/aphrodisiac-seller-jaruma-boasts-on-becoming-nigerian-president-after-police-detention/?utm_source=OneSignal&utm_medium=web-push

Jaruma: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZArYInl48J/?utm_medium=copy_link

I think say na normal person before. After watching the video nai I come see say na crase person. Why media de sponsor crase like this sef?

Shehuyinka:
https://www.icirnigeria.org/how-11-year-old-student-of-elkenemy-islamic-school-had-his-life-almost-snuffed-out-by-senior-colleague-in-maiduguri/

Cutting of throat na part of school lessons nah. The guy is now qualified for jihad

kanmie:
As a husband you get home and find your wife sleeping next to this. What would you do?

You now have proof that you have entered one chance marriage

Is matrimony an exclusive club for the rich? By the way, why must the man be the one under pressure to be rich when in all other matters of this like gender equality is advanced? So the woman is the creature to reap of the labour she did not partake? God punish una dia! Young men and women who love themselves are to marry and jointly tackle the challenges of life and hopefully make a success of life. Not some lazy ass ashawos looking for rich unfortunate suffer head dude to marry! Make una be careful o

Preferring the big salary working for another man is exhibition of poor vision. What happens when they suddenly sack you?!

TuFab:
Where's my own American husband o lord

As we love you reach for nairaland, you abandon us in search of American! Isorite!

This guy must possess a dangerous under-weapon with which he has enchanted this innocent missionary! Okada riders are notorious for this act of sex-terrorism. He should be apprehended and charged for criminal conduct injurious to the missionary course...

From your own testimony, e don clear say you no better pass ritualist! Even your woman no trust you one bit. You no be better person. See how you de rain curses sef! No wonder dem de look you one kind. More holy ghost fire coming for you until ...you repent!
Wait o, why you no gree do video call to convince your woman say girl no de house with you? My friend, you are a confirmed suspect or convict sef.

Na so dem de play the game. The many exes be like satellite campuses wey de remit regularly while the main campus is for general administration. After God, fear the SLAYers

Lazy ass community Youth everywhere! Dem for don murder themselves finish before discovering it was just a suitcase of ogogoro

MaAD people everywhere! But you wey go fight a maAD man nko, your head e no correct! Ori e o pé

Mofe, the ones on which the Lord has been merciful..

EBMedia:
I'm A Child Of God With Ashawo vibes - BBNaija's Ifu Ennada Flaunts Her Curves In Sexy Bikini Photos

Big Brother Naija star, Ifu Ennada has described herself as a child of God with Ashawo vibes while showing off her curves, IgbereTV reports.

The entrepreneur, who is currently holidaying in Dubai, shared some sexy bikini photos on her Instagram page on Thursday.

She captioned the photos;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CWtHSl-vImf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

She is correct, her husband go "enjoy" DIE. No better concealed warning can be offered to any discerning man...

CuriousMynd:
A Nigerian man has revealed what she did to a lady whom he flew out of the country for a vacation in another country, Igbere TV reports.

On Twitter, the man identified as Mullah said he paid for the lady's flight and booked a hotel for them to stay in while they enjoy their vacation. However, when the said lady wouldn't sleep with him in the same bed, he had to fast forward the lady's return to the country.

Read the full gist;

https://twitter.com/MullahCo/status/1458896477523165185

What do you think about this whole situation?

If you like, travel 100 countries with your bitches, na your money buy dem. Your money may be as filthy as your bitches. Una travels no stop you from arriving finally in Hell! You thought your money could buy her pussy but you are so pained it could not. Lick your bloody wounds motherfuck*r!

Racoon:
https://dailyreportng.com/pastor-marries-18-year-old-choir-member-as-second-wife-photos/

Look her happy face well - e don tey dem de Bleep. Likely the lucky pick of the choir fuckmates

EXLOVER:
Some years back i wanted to beat one of my female lecturer also, she always rude to me. On that very day, i went to her office very high, my mood was very rugged, she really humbled her self and even offered me a lift after


After that day, we banged till i left that school, non of my friends was away

Another self-confessed acada-misroad! Tell us who you are now? No doubt one of the armies of decadence plaguing the nation - a kidnapper, rapist, election rigger, legislooter, executhief or something..

Jesusdiedhaha:
Religion again. Nonsense.
That's why Nigeria will remain this way even in the next 200 years.

A man says God helped him and you are here displaying your imbecility by criticizing him for being "religious"! When and where did depending on God become an offense? In your deranged mind , no doubt. Ewu goat!!!

sammy329:
https://community.vanguardngr.com/forum/topics/why-i-beat-female-lecturer-to-coma-unilorin-400l-student-speaks

Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6848909/400l-unilorin-microbiology-student-beat

This is what you get when you flood university campuses with never dowells by making jamb cutoff 100! A naturally designed motor park tout gets 100 marks over 400 and you open university gates for him because you have made education a business where you must get money from everybody. This is what you get - deal with it, if you can! Stupid and clueless generation!!!

TMSMedia:
A video shared online captured the moment two ladies washed their hands with expensive drinks in a nightclub, IgbereTV reports.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWAWZLeA3sG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrQ5MGfvWVc

You can be sure those miserable souls will all die from poverty...Truly, permanent poverty begins in the mind..

Bloody nation, nothing will save you from the wrath to come! This heinous plea bargain is nothing but travesty of justice. After mindlessly, ruthlessly stealing a generation blind, you give the offender,eight years of restricted movement as a padded landing cushion for his atrocities! E no go better for una generation to the twelfth degree. If Nigeria had righteous citizens, they would spontaneously rise to denounce this mockery of justice but Nigerians are themselves rogues everywhere and are therefore at ease with this flagrant rape on justice

All dogs eat shit but na the one wey dem catch nai be shit eater. This man is the exact profile of all your political bigwigs. They steal crazy, they steal the nation blind! Bloody rogues. Indeed all Nigerians are rogues-in-waiting. Reports of apprehended rogues is not news. Nobody is moved to indignation, only prayerful for their turn to loot. Behold the bishops at the thanksgiving for securing a turn to loot. CURSED RACE

The only qualification here is record of having held a high public office before. No sterling performance, no inspiring qualities. The run for the highest office is simply business as usual. How then can this nation see the light?

Perhaps the havoc of 1960s is about to replay itself. What has the agitation for self determination and secession from the state got to do with mindless and heinous murder of innocent citizens of other tribes? Those who the gods would destroy, they first make mad!

Decolink:
Please I will try to be brief.
I started dating her in 2017,we dated for 3yrs and I traveled outside the country in 2020.
We didn't have any problems and I was serious about getting married to her.
When I was leaving she promised not to have another boyfriend and to wait for me(she is 24). I promised not to disappoint her.
It was going well for sometime until after one year,we had a quarel and separated.

About 3 months ago,we got back together,and she said she was still intact and waiting for me.
We started communicating regularly,but I noticed that each time were talking,she would be receiving calls frequently,after sometime,I confronted her with it,she lied that he was her customer. But I called the guy and found out he is a guy that was chiking her before.
She later admitted that she dated the guy when we had quarels. She also admitted to going to night clubs that period.

I still love her,but I'm pained because she cheated,lied about it and was reluctant about coming out of that relationship.
I'm also thinking of continuing the relationship because I have been outside for 2year now,it happened when we quarelled and she has agreed to stop it.
Nairalanders,do you think I should quit the relationship or go ahead with marriage plans.

You are DEAF AND DUMB to the screaming lessons of life. After, you will say God did not show you the way of peace.How could you be talking marriage with that bitch? How could you! Is she the first or last girl in life?

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

Hurray, you can't stand the shame of calling off an ill-fated marriage abi? No worry nah. As you can't stand, just be ready to sit on a keg of gunpowder. When it blows(not if o) you will be forced to stand by force. Ok?

Women are a confused muddled up specie. The worst are those with multiple or serial relationships. Their sickness no get doctor, no get medicine, no get cure. The details of their first mother's discussions with the serpent in the garden of God remains a closely guarded secret till date!