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AmbassadorB:
Nice writeup!!! Veery inspiring. How can i get in touch?

Yes, how can one get in touch with op? Drop your handles

TheRareGem1:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/fg-to-create-21-million-jobs-lift-35-million-nigerians-out-of-poverty-by-2025-%e2%80%95-osibanjo/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

oSINbadJO, your father!!!

SLAY queens slaying everywhere...

JackDaAlienz:
I went to pick her up from uni then drove her to my house.
We chilled drank wine then bleeped well
After sex I decided to drive her back to school.
On our way my back tire brake just lock
The wheel stopped rotating.
I had to Shell out 10k to repair

2nd time with this same girl yesterday night we had sex
This morning I got a message that the items I planned to ship from Canada was cancelled.

Why do I experience these badluck events after having sex with this girl

SHARRAP!!!
Na your evil doings de give you bad luck so o. Beware, your cup wan full now.
You were thinking that the evil hubby of Toto Testing all around would bring you good luck abi? You better behave before you are swallowed without remedy

MorataFC:
How CCTV saved man from going to jail after lady asked him to eat her but when he refused, she accused him of rape

A man escaped going to jail narrowly after a CCTV footage saved him from the evil machination of a bitter lady at a house party in Melville.
According to the whose name Mokoena Sekhonyana Jobohe, the lady in question complimented his looks and “began following him while he mingled with folks” at the party.

Jobo claimed that while looking for the bathroom, he opened one of the doors in the house and saw that it was a bedroom, and the lady who was following him pushed him in and tried having sex with him.

However after he pushed her away and exited the room, she began screaming that he was trying to rape her.

Jobo wrote; ‘‘Met This chick at a house party in Melville South Africa. She said I was handsome and started following me as I mingled with folks. I didn’t pay any attention to it until I walked towards the hallway looking for the bathroom.

When I opened my new of the doors it was a bedroom, she shoves me in and quick slammed the door, locked it and hit the lights. I wasn’t feeling her like that so I pushed her off me and tell her to chill. She kept trying to kiss me and and I then over powered her and turned on the lights. I told her I’m not feeling her like that and to back off. I unlocked the door and when I came out the bedroom sweating and angry her girlfriends were in the hallway. They said where is she??

She then comes out of the room screaming “he tried to rape me!!” Immediately these guys started jumping me. I was screaming she came at me!! I started fighting who I could. The police were called and the chic was crying and screaming! They show up and handcuff me then started man handling me. The owner of the house came running out screaming “where did this happen?” She screamed “in the first room before the bathroom” he then said I have a camera in there that’s my office!

The camera records videos and audios let me show you officers. The chick immediately stopped crying. As I stood there in cuffs, I waited for them to come back. When they did, the officer said uncuff him and arrest her! The men I was fighting immediately apologized. That was my last party on the 16th of December 2019.”

Surely, ANGEL GABRIEL is this man's guardian angel! Na so dem de oppress innocent men upandan. Jezebel slayers..

bablon20:
Abeg make me sef follow u vibe d olosho video, I neva see d video o, can u send it to my whatsapp line 0 8 0 2 3 5 3 4 7 1 7.

Just like that?! You wan see celebrity Kpekus for free abi? Offer a tidy celebrity fee and then the celebrity Kpekus is all yours for the viewing! Be warned however that your Vaseline will not be useful - as the Kpekus is unbelievably disgusting, haggard and repulsive. It can best be described as an abomination of an old witch wilderness

prciouschika:
please where's the video or link

Why nah! You wan look your fellow oloshO, sorry fellow colleague Kpanya/Kpekus ?

Na the guy wey bin de KPO KPO your Kpekus nai you don de call kpo kpo Garri?. By mathematical interpolation therefore, tonto Kpekus= tonto Garri
QED

wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F227hQQhreU



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CVOUdDhoM_i/?utm_medium=copy_link

After you don watch tiwa Toto belle full finish, you come de cry crocodile cry. Kwontinu to cry..
Meanwhile, tiwa Toto no get celebrity status at all! Very disappointing, very haggard looking..like old witch own..

Mangekyo:
Deal? Child offers his mother to Lionel Messi as swap exchange to try and get PSG star’s shirt after Champions League game against RB Leipzig


https://www.google.com/amp/s/talksport.com/football/965298/child-mother-lionel-messi-psg-champions-league/amp/

Confirmed bastard, he no get, he no know em papa. Confirmed, em mama na sharamuta!

delpee:
Indiscretion on her part. It's good to be careful about those we associate with. A guy who films a lady that way only to "mistakenly " upload is one to run away from. I feel so sad for her son.

I'd rather not watch the "film".

My sist, it's such a FREE world! We are all so free to choose what we fancy. At the same time, we are NOT free from the CONSEQUENCES of our free choices. Did she consider her son while chosing to BANG AROUND?

Bloomfrancs02:
Chill bro. The video na just 11 seconds.

DM me for the fuller version. The bitch manifest witchcraft for the Oda room.

AlabiKILLER2021:
Her hole looks dirty and disgusting

What a hagard gbekus ! E be like old witch gbekus! This is disappointing! Her Toto does not share her celebrity status.
I think this is karma paying tiwa back. Too much fucking around which crashed her earlier make-believe marriage. She says it's her "current lover" she was with! Bullshit! I laugh in Chinese! She wants foooolz to believe she keeps respectable relationship. F*C,k U. You are a Bleep-about!!! Celebrity can never excuse you from responsible living.

Kayberg:
Civil War loading…

Nay, world war!
But wetin?..the man no try nah.! Must you publicly rub it in the face of your less favoured wives!!?? Na only una de carry una hand bring trouble to una self. God mercy for you give you women of choice, you no fit fear God to exercise restraint and give respect equally to all regardless of who is favourite. You are not doing well! You don big pass God abi

stinflame:
My friend move on with your life, get a good woman and build your life with her.
No the put body for where you are not wanted. You even came to marry their daughter at first ,what are great privilege. Meanwhile after the marriage, you house her, feed her, cloth her and even extend same gesture to her family.
It's time we men know we doing them a big favour, base on this it is better you search from a family where no opposition and they truly value u..
You can keep on drilling man, their loss not yours. When it's time go and get your self a woman, whose family values you no matter your financial or sociatial status

Good advice until you spoilt it with - " keep on drilling". There is no fear or reverence of God and His order in that lame advise. What you don't intend eating, you don't keep dividing with you rotten spittle and handing over to others! Trust me, the defiance of His order will only bring you SURE doom when you least expect it! No let stray bullet knock you down o. Fear God and fear the rule - FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Dskillful:
Please don't mind my errors but I need help because I am really confused...

To cut the story short, I dated a girl for 2 years which her family and mine are fully aware, she's an Igbo girl and I am from Rivers State.

2018 I wanted to get married to her all of a sudden her parents refused, they started talking about tribal differences, I told them even my mum is an Igbo woman but they don't want to to listen. It got worst when the Rev. Fr said no they should not allow her marry me because they are Catholic. I felt very bad, but how will I do, I moved on with my life.

That same year they gave her out in marriage to one guy who based abroad, I congratulated her without any grudges. They got married and this year the man died but they have a son, the man has been buried but I still love her and she is willing to come back to me, infact as it stands we are more than lovers.

But I am giving her space so that she will mourn her husband very well and I don't want people to feel I prayed for the man to die so that I can take her back, because she said nothing will stop her this time. My problem now is should I let her go or marry her because I love her so much 100%?

Na wah for you o. Food don done you still de form hungry!

IceColdVeins:
This happened beside my office at Surulere, Lagos.

It was gathered that unscrupulous elements stole the transformer cable about a week ago and the Electric Distribution Company came around yesterday to replace the stolen cable.
The suspected thieves thought the cable had not been connected yet and came back last night to purloin the newly replaced cable before one of them was made to “bend the knee” while others fled.

The deceased family came around to mourn the butt-raising body and later left for the fear of armed forces harassment.

I’m sorry I still feel no compassion.

At first, I wasn’t able to snap an explicit picture from my phone because the crime scene had already been taped but fortunately I received this picture from someone around who was there early enough to gain close access to the body for a perfect shot.

Bloody thief!!!
This is another confirmation that in this life, you are very free to steal but you are not very free from the CONSEQUENCES of stealing. De thief de go, .. your cup go soon full. Bloody foooolz

Papparassi:
This is Leader of Etche legislative Assembly in Rivers state, Cynthia Nwala.

She was allegedly stripped naked and her car damaged by Chief security officer of the council popular called SUP by the order of the Chairman Obinna Anyanwu.

Her sin according to them is that she took the maze of the assembly with her, before the gate to the council was locked and she was allegedly beaten by CSO and their cohort.

Credit on FACEBOOK Post:

by Ayo Hidayat Odungweru

IDIOT WOMAN! She get luck sef
It all starts from the home where they Lord over their gullible husbands. Idiot!!! What has any decent woman (wife?)got to do dragging mace with fellow touts?

DamnnNiggarr:
Boko Haram cripples governance in Niger communities, fixes marital age for girls



https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/boko-haram-cripples-governance-niger-communities-fixes-marital-age-girls-391856/amp?__twitter_impression=true

How can I become co citizens with these mad men nah! These deranged elements should maintain their primordial colonies while the rest of sane humanity advance their civilization. God punish all and every mumu still saying one Nigeria who cannot read clear handwriting on the wall let alone read in-between the lines!

ike46:
shut up there liar.. idiot

Calm down nah. You no know which "side" e de - whether na coven!

care4you:
I've lost about 10 billions dollars since the outage!


am more concerned about my dare free mode....

I'm afraid you've moved from the richest unknown woman in the world to the poorest unknown by this outage! Sorry sist!

Insecurity:
Southern Governors Passed Anti-Open Grazing Laws They Know Cannot Be Implemented—Governor El-Rufai



http://saharareporters.com/2021/09/21/southern-governors-passed-anti-open-grazing-laws-they-know-cannot-be-implemented%E2%80%94governor

You call the decision to check the reckless and wanton destruction of properties and lives of natives by bloodthirsty herders a politically motivated one?! God punish you there. See his rotten smelling mouth, DWARF!!!

Nemesis has caught up with toxic toto, sorry Tonto! But nemesis still has a long way to go with her except she abandons her pretentious hypocrisy and genuinely repents. Na part one nemesis de with toxic Toto o. Oh o sorry tonto..

lalasticlala:
https://gazettengr.com/just-in-boko-haram-raids-nigerian-army-convoy-kills-12-soldiers-carts-away-millions/

STUPID IDIOTS DESERVE TO DIE MISERABLY. Whatever happened to air cover by air force for such a convoy moving with homongous sum of money? STUPID IDIOTS DESERVE NOTHING BUT MISERABLE DEATH
Which fool is still looking for the financiers of Boko Haram? Of course it is the misguided Nigeria Army who stupidly continue to surrender arms, armunitions and money to the enemy!

dre11:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/24/exclusive-identities-military-officers-killed-bandits-attack-nigerian-defence-academy

Fantastically lousy imbeciles..

lalasticlala:
https://www.thecable.ng/how-personnel-in-charge-of-cctv-slept-off-as-bandits-attacked-nda/

Lousy imbeciles..

egoldman:
Just like that, drones could not see them, no human intelligence, they left their base just like that untill they reached the army base, when Nigerian government wants to end this war it will end it.

No mind the bagas! Overunning a military base as if na suya joint! No intelligence whatsoever. When we all get tired of this pretence called Nigeria, nobody go tell us to quit!

emrain:
Nigerian Army is for lazy and hopeless people. Think twice before wasting your life in such a dishonourable way.

In other countries, military men serve and protect a country they love. In Nigeria, it's a poverty alleviation organisation for lazy zombies.

Omó you de analyse die! All the kofos na illmotivated, poverty mended zombies..ahh, so sad!

ISWAP na Nigeria Army Oga nah! Dem no fit cough where ISWAP de. Shekau wey Army no fit approach for a whole decade, nai ISWAP overrun in the twinkle of an eye. Abi na lie

HRMK:
what is the nature of his job?does it require travelling at short notice?anyway,he isnt bn frank with u.he has another woman most probably a wife or a lady he loves more than u!pls av a #planb that wuld absolve the shock when he finally leaves u!STAY WITH HIM BUT GET URSELF ANOTHER MAN TO LEAN ON!!

"Stay with him but get urself another man to lean on"
Very dumb and godless advise by a wayward person for wayward people

Finestgal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPY-2MQkq4A

Uche ogbode received a surprise baby shower from her friends and baby daddy.

Her baby daddy was taught how to take care of a baby using a doll, he was taught how to change the diaper, feed and clothe the baby.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPeMb_TH1zZ/?utm_medium=share_sheet

New generation of IRRESPONSIBILITY! Baby mamas, baby daddys! They want free sex, free meal, free fun but NEVER you mention being responsible to society or to God, else you become their enemy. Wayward generation that is destined to self destruct