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Health / Re: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by shomutuski(m): 1:31pm On May 21, 2020
Shea butter, Coconut oil, glycerin and collagen.

Say Thank you later
Phones / Re: Give Me Five Reasons Why You Hate Tecno by shomutuski(m): 8:48pm On May 19, 2020
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THAT'S FIVE GOOD REASONS.
Fashion / Re: All Boxed Sneakers At Affordable Prices by shomutuski(m): 11:04pm On May 12, 2020
Yeezy boost 360 cost
Romance / Re: I Have Feelings For Her But She's Engaged by shomutuski(m): 10:05pm On May 09, 2020
Ndeoma:


See bro am not the one going after her again. After she told me she is engaged I immediately withdrew myself but the situation here now is that she is the one coming for me. I don't even look at her face in church but one way or the other she will try to come around me. She watches my every move in church just in case I want to try out another lady in church. Most times when am smiling and chatting with my phone you'd clearly see this frown on her face. I've been observing this trend for a while now.

And you know once you love someone, definitely you'd fell like trying your luck once again to see whether their is a chance something could be established between you both. That's the state of dilemma I am in now. And also the lady too fine bro.

I value your advice bro and I will try to restrain myself from her at all cost. Funny enough I don't even call her on phone.



It's just infatuation... Nigga smash and pass your eye go clear.

Free game

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by shomutuski(m): 9:38am On May 09, 2020
emusmithyy:


I'm thinking she just played you.




I'm sure if you were in my shoes, you'll feel otherwise
Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by shomutuski(m): 4:43am On May 09, 2020
emusmithyy:


Wait o, those on tree, are they students or demons?


Broo see question!! I looked up that tree and i didn't see anyone, the bitch told me they are there. WHo he suppose be before

Me i just jp morgan chase commot

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by shomutuski(m): 4:42am On May 09, 2020
Alex96:

Shey na you be naija sharukhan ni? This one strong pass bollywood ooo. Abeg come hook up with my sister na fine babe

If you're looking for that person. He died a long time ago, I'll break your sisters heart.
Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by shomutuski(m): 11:41pm On May 08, 2020
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Politics / Re: Dickson Consoles Buratai, Bichi And Modu-Sheriff Over Death Of Their Parents by shomutuski(m): 7:26pm On May 07, 2020
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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by shomutuski(m): 7:16pm On May 07, 2020
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Claims Disinfectant ‘Injection’ Idea Was Sarcasm, After Receiving Backlash by shomutuski(m): 9:48am On Apr 25, 2020
See person wey ipob people they always rate!!!! SMH

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Politics / Re: Military: If Shekau Surrenders, We Will Accept Him by shomutuski(m): 8:50am On Apr 25, 2020
Please accept him back.




Then murder him and burn his corpse.
Islam for Muslims / Re: COVID-19: Muslim Organizations, Scholars Move Ramadan Tafsir Online by shomutuski(m): 10:57am On Apr 24, 2020
fatymore:
Aliamdullahi.


Ramadan Mubarak..May Allah spare our lives.

We can even upgrade to webinars


We have a whatsapp group and we're looking at receiving lectures through zoom or webex online.

I don't know if you're interested.

https:///KcUXiryYa8eBtfzVEOKRkH

Message me on 0 9 0 6 4 2 1 7 0 2 5

Please send it out to our brothers and sisters.

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Health / Re: Lockdown: Lagos Government Donates Food Items To Residents by shomutuski(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2020
Illusioneffect:
They will donate it to their family members first before sending it the leftovers to the ones who need it the most :|


Why always this epe eveytime. Alimosho nah the first local government in lagos.

Why not start there
Phones / Re: My Phone Screen Turns Off During Calls by shomutuski(m): 9:19pm On Mar 23, 2020
Wassap broo

I'm sure it's one of the transsion models either infinix smart 4, techno spark 4 or the itel variant.


It's the promixity sensor and all production models i mentioned here will have or already have this issue.

Best advice will be for you to visit the carl care office in ikeja and they will replace the screen for you free as long as the warranty is active.

I replaced one for my dad just last week. You'll collect it same day. Just 2hours though.

I tell you there are alot of people there with the same issue.

I hope this helps.
Family / Re: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by shomutuski(m): 4:23pm On Mar 06, 2020
Love they craze oooo!!!! It's okay, you're still 27.. Go where the love is sister..

Look for who will reciprocate your energy oooo.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s $22.7 Billion Loan Spending Plan: $1.25bn For Abuja Rail, $500m For NTA by shomutuski(m): 4:19pm On Mar 06, 2020
StaffofOrayan:



Bros these crap are not done in the name of Yoruba's. Besides the funds would be looted

Overlooting sef broo!!! Look at it critically!!! Sone of these funds meant for the northern regions Would be shared between them.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Paterson, US Grants Mosques Approval To Broadcast Adhan Over Loudspeakers by shomutuski(m): 4:13pm On Mar 06, 2020
Hyperchi:
Nice move. But if it was a church in a Muslim neighborhood will u guys accept it?


Who told you new jersey nah christian neighborhood. That's why USA is advanced. They no carry relegion matter for head like unaa.

Pele ooo!!! Mayor of New Jersey
Romance / Re: A Friend Trying To Snatch My Girlfriend by shomutuski(m): 11:51pm On Mar 04, 2020
NextD18:
Until you are legally married to a lady, she owes you no faithfulness.

Apart from virgin ladies, a lady's pussay is for the public, more like a tourist center for different preeeqs.

It's open for all, you just line up until it gets to your turn, then you fvck and leave, just like that, the pussay keeps going round for men until one decides to pay permanently for it.

That's just it.
So don't be troubled!!
And don't fight a nigga because of pussay.
Just move onto the next!


Deep ooo!!! 6ft deep

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Health / Re: Packaging Food In Polythene Bags Causes Cancer – NAFDAC by shomutuski(m): 9:12pm On Mar 04, 2020
PlayerMeji:
Hausa/Fulani wey dey wrap fura and nunu inside leather, shey una dey hear?


Leather!!! You must be from Abuja or one northern state
Fashion / Re: Nike Air Force 1 And Adidas Original Kicks Available For Affordable Prices by shomutuski(m): 12:56pm On Mar 02, 2020
How much is the fake yeezy 900

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Romance / Re: Why Are Yoruba Boys Like This?? by shomutuski(m): 8:48am On Feb 26, 2020
grin
mumumugu:
when you put too much oil in your food, it lubricates the vocal cord which makes speaking easier
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz GLK 2014(tokunbo) For Sale by shomutuski(m): 12:09am On Feb 26, 2020
Lets chat on WhatsApp 09071545886
Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Leads Prayer Rally Against Killings, Boko Haram Attack In NorthEast by shomutuski(m): 10:40pm On Feb 24, 2020
Yorubas have one adage which goes as thus!!!

Eni to mo eyan, lo npa eyan.

Which means the enemy is always close by or na person wey sabi you they cause havoc to you pass.


The foolish fool responsible for everything that has been happening since the beginning of our history in Nigeria.


This man is a devil.

Fck u and ur fake ass prayer.

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Travel / Re: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by shomutuski(m): 9:17am On Feb 22, 2020
Invest in Agriculture
Phones / Re: Nigerian Government Implements New Tax Rate On Calls And SMS. by shomutuski(m): 7:55am On Feb 06, 2020
Very Simple!!!! Switch to whatsapp calls.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Confirms Signing Odion Ighalo (Screenshot) by shomutuski(m): 10:50am On Feb 01, 2020
zikcash:
Nigerians and their quack mentality.....he missed a goal against Argentina, and so what?.......so when someone makes a mistake he should live with it for the rest of his life?........my point is Salah has missed more chances than this nigga but no one is complaining....just becos his a Nigerian, he's to small to play for man united......u guys should be happy for him and the club......he brings a unique style of approach to the team with his pace and strength.....and by the way he has premier league experience....



True!! Man utd is a stupid club. Why sell lukaku then go and get Igbalo on loan. That's a silly business move. They both offer the same style and lukaku is obviously better.

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