czarina:
It's almost like many of you are really looking forward to a war.

Lot of people online here acting like kids. Something that's none of our business.

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Countless strip clubs in Lagos.. both Island n Mainland..[/quote/]


Silver Forte comes to mind chaiiii

I have black herbal soap for you. Xhat me up

Hold Something!!!! Astalavi Giddem

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

You'll die a real niggar

iamJ:
enter bus go ask am, would have said flight but I want to be as realistic as possible

Ahn ahn Werey re oo!!! For xmas eve you still savage like this.

They won't resolve the issue ooo. 2020 nah so fight go scatter all this fvcking northerners that have always held Nigerians to ransom. See hausa fulani na our problem for this country.

They provide nothing yet they control everything.

nototribalist:
I was looking for this article since yesterday, WSJ want me to pay before I read on their website.


Buhari only came to put Fulanis ahead of everybody. That has been his goal all these years of trying to be a president

Exactly my thoughts!!! I served in the north and i saw how all positions were occupied by fulani northerners there.

Josh44s:
Whenever I see a young man who hit a jackpot either from online betting or maga pay and he still sit down in this shit hole called Nigeria, I laugh. This is just the tip of an iceberg in what this so-called politicians are sucking from the nation’s milk source. Take it or leave it, Nigeria is a dead country.

Fuxking dead my brother.

What does giving your life has to do with burning clothes

BEC
CFO
ALIBABA
SPAMMING
FB LOTTO
FB CELEB
MILITARY
INHERITANCE
ACCOUNTS

ALL NA THEIR WAY!!!

HUSSLE OOO. Do the right thing

flyingdutchman:

You are a very wicked person.

And a fool too!!!

MEGA4BILLION:
Your husband is still immature to be the man of the family. The problem isn't you but your husband, he is not incharge of his family. For a better advice, can you highlight some of these problems between you and your sisters-in-laws.

EXACTLY THAT N VGGA A BITCH ASS MAN, A WASTEMAN.

adoyi8:
I am very interested to see what Nigerian Muslims will say about this. In 2003, Muslims boycotted Danish foods because a man in Denmark drew a cartoon of their prophet. Muslim countries cannot boycott china because we all know how Islam have made the once innovative Arabs and Persian unproductive. Their heads are full of hatred for Israel and Koran verses that cannot add any value to mankind so they depend on the hardworking chinese who have deleted religious myths from their heads and have applied practical means to solve mans problem. The Chinese people who majority of the religiously brainwashed world depend on for basic things.

I wish Nigerian Muslims will react by throwing away all their made in China gadgets but can they?
Dont forget that APC have sold Nigeria to China by collecting unpayable loans so I also wonder how this muslim-lead administration will react.

I guess they will just turn a blind eye to it and pretend that nothing happen.

Brov!!! Shut up. Just shut up

qualityGod:
A friend of mine paid 700k for a piece of land for poultry business but the payment was made by hand not bank deposit.

The issue now is the person that received the money switch off his phone and can't be trace please how can he go about it .

Simple way na. Use science

Jdjdjdjdjdkdkwks

soberdrunk:
Kneel!!!! I hereby knight you Sir Wanksalot of Masturbadia!!! First of his name.....

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BossDante:
Contrary to public opinion in this post, I actually think this right up here is still to our advantage and not for the ladies. Look beyond the surface, read with your mind eyes, and there you'll see the treasure. Moreover, When a secret or strategy is known by the enemy, that secret and strategy becomes harmless. So my brothers.. cut ubunja some slacks

Now let me discuss some issues raised:

In short; If you're impossible for him to fvck, even though he's spending, he figures you're impossible FOR EVERY OTHER MAN to fvck. He imagines if he can't buy your pussy, then no man will steal you from him by offering you money. It makes you a good investment

As an OG, I know a girl's got feelings.. if she isn't giving me the pussy then she's giving someone else. I abort mission. Fvck me thinking bout how strong willed and chased she is, everyone is easy for someone they like.. if she is being difficult.. she isn't playing hard to get.. she's got no feelings or minimum feelings for you.. abort mission.. and if she's really got feelings for you but playing the hard to get game, still abort mission cos apparently, some other guy be tapping tha' rASS while she keeping you in the dark.. plus even if another guy isn't on the buddy, you definitely don't need a girl who wanna be playing head-gamez with you. You need to put her on check immediately. Abort mission.. even if she's a virgin, and not willing to pop the cherry yet, there are other "ways" She can show commitment and sacrifice without penetrative sex.. plus, you need to confirm the virginity. "I'm a virgin, I'm pregnant, I'm on my period" remains a lady top lies.

I'm sure you've heard someone say to a shopkeeper, "boss, I buy here everyday but today I don't have money, can you give me something on credit?" The customer feels a bond, having spent a lot in that shop. He thinks the shopkeeper shares that bond. But no. The shopkeeper doesn't feel it and will reply, "No credit please!". Leaving the customer feeling betrayed.

When you spend, you feel the bond, she doesn't. So you need to up your game. Input the doctrine of "Nothing goes for nothing" into your daily life while dealing with ladies. Since I started doing things that way, I have never felt hurt no more. I'm not saying I stopped spending, but rather, I get a Return of Investment (ROI) in all my transactions. Them will come with all those manipulations and guilt tripping about how as friends you should do things selflessly and not expect anything in return. I might be selfless with my fellow guy who would appreciate my input and even if he doesn't.. it's alright.. he is a whimp.. but not with a lady. When they come around with such guilt tripping, I ask them if it's only a guy that should be selfless and which selfless shii they have done for me.. some bring in religion and talk about how God will bless my effort when I do something and expect nothing back.. I ask them if they wouldn't like God's Blessing too.. so what's stopping them from being selfless

For men sex is a release. While spending is an expression of love. For women sex is the expression of love. Spending is the release. The stress that a man releases through sex, a woman releases through spending or Shopping.

This is how women see spending.. the same way we see sex.. it WON'T guarantee commitment. Now, for gigolos, this right here is a secret.. you can use to your advantage. It's easier for them to give cash same way it's easier for us to give sex, if you tick the right boxes.

Grand Mama got more game than Slay Mama.

You got jokes bro

Cc:
Ubunja
Martinez39
iClef
Toks2008

Bro wassap!!!

I'm in a pickle..
So i got introduced to a lady around sept. She stays lagos while I'm in abuja and we got talking and all that. Fast forward to this month, i flew down to lagos to spend time with my parents and we hung out and i told her how I felt and that we should date. I also mentioned that it's okay for her to take her time and process which she replied there's no need for that. She doesn't waste time doing that. Fine.


The next week she's over at my house we having this intense make out session and i told her let's go inside! Her reply was ''do you mean go all the way'' sure why else. She told me she hasn't gone all the way which translates to she's a virgin.
Now that's where my issue comes in play!!! I can't trust nobody! It's in my nature.

I noticed our energy just dropped cus we started talking about it. She was like hope it won't change anything! I said no that worst comes to worst. We'll find other ways e.g Mouth Gig and the likes, she was like ewwwww!!! That's gross.

We continued our regular make out session and it got to a stage she was like let's go in. OMG!!!

I said for real!!! She said yes, i was like you sure and is it what I'm pondering. She said yes naah, let's go. My Gee i had to ask more than four times before i noticed that she was feeling a type of way. We went inside the next thing she said was she just want to see my room., why frustrate me like that..... I just took everything with a pinch of salt.

My intuition tells me she's not because she asked us to go inside and probably due to the way I asked she felt i would see her in a bad light that she lied to me. We had a discussion and i asked her sternly about the let's go inside line she dropped. She was like probably she was joking, she only wanted too see my room.


My Gee I've been in so many friendship type situation where we just have fun.

This is my first genuine relationship buh my spider sense has been alerting me since. I love the babe no doubt. I think it's obvious that i don't have the indepth experience needed to deal with the intricacies involved with womenfolk and if i get scarred in the process l. I'll be a wicked ass Casanova. Long term that might be beneficial shaa.

Pls share with me your thoughts on this issue.

Cc: @Ubunja

adekolaelect:
experience mater not age !!! Do you have evidences of any state in Nigeria which a location was withhold simply bsc the governor insulted Buhari ?? aged people who cant accommodate insult in politics session should stay aside .you people Insulted Buhari than what he told you .you can't form age mater for here OK

Same thing i said to the nebudcadnezzar. Which one be old age online. All this deluded mumu people.

You get phone, i get
You get data, i get
You they nairaland, same here.

Which one be seniority there.

Foxman19:
You're telling your dad age mates to shut up. You lack home training. And i blame your parents for that.

Alaye no come online they claim seniority here ooo. What you see is what you get abeg.

Broke ass niggaz go they claim sey na dem old pass. Enjoy ur age, I'll enjoy my money.

Oshi rada rada

ghettokid1:
If only state governors & tyrant-buhari will quit tribalism and patronise igbo products, by this time 2030 nigeria will be surely the giant of africa.
Anyway Local man salutes a good man's action.

Youe tone sef they tribalistic

Andersonjr:
I doubt if they'll be able to keep up the pace with league leaders Liverpool

Pace don't do it most times. Steadiness is key.

daddytime:
Bullcrap.

What is modern about this trash?

Suffering and smiling Stockholm syndrome dey make people celebrate mediocrity for this country.

You carry zip lock bag cover head on top okada, say na innovation?

Wonderment.

See those idiots proudly posing and displaying their foolery.

Whatever your name is please add savage to it!!!! �������

NiklauseFred:


Ehnnn only in Abuja?
Photos or adonbilivit

Brov i don't need to prove nadaa to you!!! That's where i live. Abuja can host formula one sef. Nothing go happen.

NiklauseFred:
Pls do not compare anything again just continue showing us the Dubai roads,we can always check out the Nigerian road ourselves


To the angel that brought me to Nigeria hmmm we have a special meeting on the last day..just get ready for me

Roads they abuja that's on the same level as dubai roads. No catfishing

motionarena:
Can You Marry A Girl that Pierce Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings?

Hi guys

You know it has now been a norm for most women and girls to have multiple piercings in their nose and ears.

I really don't know what they see in it.

Well i have dis girlfriend we have been dating for a while and i plan to marry her. She works with a software company and she is very intelligent.

She returned from a trip and i noticed she had 3 sets of earrings in one ear and also had a tiny piercing on her nose.

I was devastated and asked her why she did it and said it means nothing that she just felt like.

Now am thinking of ending the relationship as i regard girls that do such as loose and runz girls.

Am i overreacting or taking the right move

Brother Evening

I just started dating a lady i really like and she has multiple ear piercing about three.

I talked to her about it not that she should change ooo cus i don't wanna force no one. I opened up on my fears and how people can be judgemental about things like that especially in our country. She told me not to worry.

Low-key I'm on the lookout shaa.
The crazy part about it is that she's a virgin confirmed. No catfish.

Communication is key, some do it for fashion others you know wassap.

Pabloosas:
Na joke o

On my life no be joke. The guy go my school. His result was published in their year book.

Smh!!!! You'll never catch any Muslim saying things that are demeaning to your relegion ever on nairaland here.

Oricha79:
yeah, that is my business

Okay. How lucrative is it?? I wan start planting

Oricha79:
that guy maga na first grade.... anyway just chat me up on WhatsApp, if you wanna supply your yam to us in mili12 market Lagos

Broo u they buy yams

''ITAMIYO'' that's the Japanese word for pain.

This man has unlocked a never before known level of pain. He is currently undergoing serious agony. Chaiii, His survival lies at the hands of God.

Xjxjxx