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Sports / Re: Andre Gomes Injured, Leg Breaks, Players Devastated (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 9:20am On Nov 04, 2019
Alabi69:
I'm okay with the risk.


Seconded!!!! Imagine Pulisic making 50million naira per week in chelsea as a 21 year old player. Let's say he plays for extra 5 years.


Do the maths!! Although he gets to pay tax shaa.



That's not bad or risky at all!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: Stolen UK, US Banks’ Credit Card Info Found On Laptop by shomutuski(m): 7:23am On Oct 24, 2019
Efcc has just given us a good tutorial on howcto do wire wire with all the information here.
Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by shomutuski(m): 9:21pm On Oct 23, 2019
2special:
This sanwo-olu is clueless and confused.


That ugly looking muppet!! He can be likened to a hotspot connection. Tinubu is the device using him.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by shomutuski(m): 9:04pm On Oct 23, 2019
iamJ:
Don't know why artist like dressing like wild animals


Wetin be all that load for him neck



That's a cuban link with a mini-fela made from silver. You can go to icebox website to confirm how much a cuban link cost.

Thank me later.
Phones / Re: In Need Of An Iphone 6 Urgently Budget Is 28k by shomutuski(m): 6:51am On Oct 23, 2019
I've got an iphone 6 16gb, very neat and clean.

Som locked. For 30k only
Celebrities / Re: Akpororo Buys A New Car, Stands On It, Promotes 'I Serve A Very Big God' by shomutuski(m): 12:13pm On Oct 22, 2019
ifeanyija:
Your poverty is real


Yours is stunning
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me While On A Date, Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?! by shomutuski(m): 12:08pm On Oct 22, 2019
delishpot:
Yes you messed up by not sitting with her since you say na romantic outing. But she is also a big disaster waiting to happen. She is rude and obnoxious. Has no class basically.
Na one chance she be. Shine your eyes before you take it a step further. Make sure she has the character you can live with.


So just from this one incident you can predict her past and future. She's rude blah blah blah.


Nigga stfu

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Celebrities / Re: ‘Beverly Osu Looks Like A Skeleton’ – Fan Threatens To Unfollow Big Brother Star by shomutuski(m): 12:06pm On Oct 22, 2019
Anorexia

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Health / Re: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by shomutuski(m): 12:00pm On Oct 22, 2019
You're are not impotent! You have a medical condition that can be corrected but not in nigeria. YOur sperm is fertile! Seek other methods like ivf
Phones / Re: Glomobile To Be Disconnected From Airtel Networks In 10 Days' Time. by shomutuski(m): 7:12pm On Oct 21, 2019
EXLOVER:
People who uses Glo network really have patience in life.

I remember when i was using Glo sim card, my relationship life was really stagnant, I will send my girlfriend a goodnight sweet message she will receive it in the afternoon will in class, nor be say she dey Us o, I will send her a message will in class because i can't call her (baby, please when coming home please buy some bananas and yoghurt) she will receive the text immediately she enter my room. I have to drink pure water after sex. Glo is nothing but 1g network.


Since i put to mtn my relationship life is so sweet it's on 7g level.


I remember when i got Glo 5gig data for 1500 i think say my life dor set, even for cheap WhatsApp message to send was an issue, I use 50mb for 5days, I had to go to a place where there is Glo network i use the remaining data to download confam HD por*n. Devil win.


I can swear with my life that this nigga ain't lying. Glo is a bastard bastard network! Do you know one day i made mistake sending a text to my account numberand i was deducted 10naira for it imagine, number that doesn't exist..... I was supposed to forward my acct num to a frnd and i made the mistake.


I'm going on twitter today to message their handle and I'll chew dis sim card.

Their tariff is worse especially if you're on that yakata plan.
Romance / Re: How Can A Broke Guy Quench His Sex Desires? by shomutuski(m): 9:39am On Oct 21, 2019
gf
I gatchu brov!!! It's Bro's over Hoes.

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Politics / Re: Second Niger Bridge Suffer Setback As Host Communities Demand For "Entitlements" by shomutuski(m): 9:30am On Oct 21, 2019
SincereBigot:
Another excuse for the delay until 2023

Who is allowing room for exploitation of the said opportunity?
Phones / Re: Airtel Unveils New Cheap Data Plans To Satisfy Consumers Growing Demand by shomutuski(m): 11:14pm On Oct 20, 2019
somehow:
Then you will need to resub 20k to get the rollover based on what you typed

Do any monthly plan to rollover
Politics / Re: Ghana Trade Union Vote To Ban Made-in-nigeria Products Following Border Closure by shomutuski(m): 8:41am On Oct 20, 2019
surgical:
how is it good please explain

Its the best decision I tell you!!! The reason for closing the border is for importers to use the seaport and prevent the government losing out on millions of dollars. That's the only reason, most of those bringing in goods from other countries know that our borders are porous and corruption is the order of the day with our officials there. They pay bribe in small sums and government lose out in generating revenues.

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Car Talk / Re: David Baka Designs Logo For Innoson Vehicles, Nigerians React by shomutuski(m): 9:11am On Oct 19, 2019
LeoThaGreat:
I actually prefer this second design to the first one. But it's only fair of the first guy gets the deal. This second person should design for other brands and create a Twitter thread where he'll post them. Hopefully, some big brands will start approaching him.
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I remember Nigeria gave about $400k for Nigeria Air's logo to a company in Bahrain.
It's all a sham.
A Nigerian most likely designed that logo and got paid peanuts while the Nigerian that registered his company in Bahrain got the lion share of our public funds.
But what do I know?
Wasn't Jonathan's government the wasteful looters?
APC is just like PDP mehn. These politicians keep scamming y'all


The second logo is a rip off vehicle maker FOTON logo. Innoson chose faruq first of all for his ingenuity, he also explained the whole process well. It's not just the logo.

Google Foton and see the logo for yourself

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Buhari Spent N1.164 Trillionn On Power In 8 Years by shomutuski(m): 2:32pm On Oct 15, 2019
Vasgas:
Please I want to know is 24hours power supply feasible??

Bro I'm in abeokuta and i can say for myself that we've had light uninterrupted since last wek thursday till today! I moved here to stay with my big mum and escape the perennial flooding in lagos. I don't want to mention the area before one nepa official will see it and report loool. To them it's like an abomination
Politics / Re: John Nnanyerem Aguiyi Is Dead: General Aguiyi Ironsi's Son Dies by shomutuski(m): 2:22pm On Oct 15, 2019
Prompto:
No peace for the wicked as this lunatic truncated the democracy n regionalism that fuel the growth of Nigeria to become giant of Africa so must his entire lineage be truncated one by one.

Bro calm down!!! How do you know Dem never born you then. No one knows thw real CV teith
Celebrities / Re: Top 100 Nigeria Best Rappers Of All Time by shomutuski(m): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2019
Who the Bleep put olamide above ladipoe!!! ANd what's jesse jagz doing in 6
Celebrities / Re: Top 100 Nigeria Best Rappers Of All Time by shomutuski(m): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2019
Slawormir:
All of them combined are bunch of untalented Moda fuckkking niggarrrs and bitches
Minus Jesse jags. Only Jesse jags is the real niggarrr

Imagine all these untalented Moda fuckkking niggarrrs dare the real niggarrr called Eminem then it will be a tragedy

The real niggarrrs are
Eminem
Future
Drake
Lil Uzi vert
J Cole
Kendrick Lamar
Migos
Travis Scott
21 savage
Young thug
Kanye West
Jesse jags
Nas
Nicky Minaj
The game
Please don't quote me if you are not a real niggarrr and if you don't smoke weed while listening to rap music






Lmaooooooo!!! If you don't smoke while listening to rap
Sports / Re: I Want To Coach Chelsea – Mikel Obi by shomutuski(m): 5:19pm On Oct 12, 2019
Better go siddon
Business / Re: Zenith, GTBank, Access, UBA Generate N24.3bn From Account Maintenance Charges by shomutuski(m): 1:27pm On Sep 18, 2019
thats how the rich keeps getting richer

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Phones / Re: What Does It Mean For An Iphone To Be Chipped Locked by shomutuski(m): 12:46pm On Sep 17, 2019
princemillla:


Sm not installed or no Sim / invalid sim/ searching which one are u getting

Sim not installed

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Phones / Re: What Does It Mean For An Iphone To Be Chipped Locked by shomutuski(m): 10:29am On Sep 17, 2019
princemillla:


Am on 13.0 and am using chip.


Chip has really helped alot of us who are die hard iPhone fans.

I unlock phones but in most cases I advise my client to buy chip why? Check the following reasons

1. Some iPhones are
* under contract which means it has not been fully paid off. (Debt)

* blacklisted which means the imei is dented and you will have to pass Tru some sort of grace to get tech to clean the imei or bypass it.

* in most cases they are generally tag BAD ESN/Financed

2. Some network are naturally expensive to unlock hence client go for chip. Sprint T-mobile etc

3. Some are generally not supported.mostly new devices

If iPhones fall into any of the above the best way to go around it bypass those hurdles with chip.


Some chips allows you to switch Sim if only you know what you are doing.
My 2cent


Bro i got an iPhone too 6s it's working perfectly except that any sim i put inside doesnt work. Telling me sim not installed. Pks what do i do

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Diane In Massive Cleavage-Baring Top As Biggie Makes Announcement by shomutuski(m): 9:52am On Sep 17, 2019
Her brezz and Cindy beezz are the most attractive ones in that house!!! Why? Cus they don't put it out in our faces. They reveal only on need to see basis.

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Crime / Re: How Port Harcourt Serial Killers Operate - Twitter User by shomutuski(m): 9:05am On Sep 16, 2019
Esseite:
Say it like it is... those ladies are runs girls, their deaths are always noticed in the mornings.

- A business woman would be sceptical of coming to an unknown persons hotel room.
- A genuine business woman would be sceptical of coming over at nights to an unknown persons hotel room..
- A genuine business woman taking such a risk usually goes with a confidant..

Serial killers or ritual killers know their most vulnerable victims.


Seconded!!! They are all oloshos

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Thanks Adekunle Gold For Writing One Of His Favourite Songs by shomutuski(m): 10:42pm On Sep 14, 2019
Wdf would they bash davido!!!! Nigerians are to slow to grasp that the world is moving so fvcking fast. This is 2019, no one cares about who writes your songs as long as you puttinf good shvt out on airplay. Ffs

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Fans Storm Emenike's Page After Mercy Revealed They Were Dating (Pics) by shomutuski(m): 2:35pm On Sep 14, 2019
Id97:
Just look at how those slothful idiots unashamedly jumped to mercy's defence like she is paying them.I don't know why emenike should be criticized for making a decision that does not in any way affect them.Like I said before,Hoes are not worthy to be wives.Marrying a hoe is one of the most risky decisions a man can ever take in his life because That man will have to deal with the dire consequences of her immoral lifestyle both in the past and in present.

And in future
Islam for Muslims / Re: Evidence That Muhammad Was A Prophet by shomutuski(m): 3:20pm On Sep 13, 2019
Really you don't need evidence!!!! The Quran is there already

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