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George D u wan marry me . i fine oh |
What i am trying to say is if you already live with a man b4 marriage he might not marry you as you are already playing the role so y formalise it |
Why buy the cow when u are getting the milk free |
why is her story so hard to believe . A colleague of mine gave out my number and now the guy waits for me after work . he has also changed to my church and on sunday practically tailed me to a friends place flashing his car light behind me all the way. Some pple and i mean both male and female dont actually know when to stop. In his case i had to call him and threaten him b4 he backed down. |
i be woman oh |
I must share a room oh . There is nothing like waking up in the morning and feeling his "something" and you just roll over and have one for the road ![]() |
whiterose if u happened to be a banker or nurse trust me you will not find this topic funny. i work with a bank and i am sick and tired of all the stereotype attached to the profession. if one banker is promiscuous so every body is some mothers have actually prevented their sons from marrying bankers and nurses and such topics just keep the rubbish notion burning |
stupid topic and pple are busy debating tells a lot about the IQ of some pple here gosh ![]() |
Please can i get an suv or jeep for N1.5M kindly reply Thanks |
kpofkpof Thank you . I work with a guy and 99.9% of the time the customer has actually compromised the pin but they will often turn around and deny it. Some nigerians would also not change the pin and i have actually seen some customers wrap the atm card and pin together habaa |
Home Video JEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ |
Abeg the guy is stingy or he does not send her. I served when the allowance was even smaller than this and i did not have any other source of income but that one no mean say i cant call ordinary friend for his or her bday under the guise of no money. He doesnt call u during the day because the other girl is around . but when he has discharged her at night he will now call you biko waka |
Sweetheart you will turn into a yo-yo if you are not careful . If you want to shed some weight do it for yourself . My ex nagged about my weight he met me like that and sincerely i didn't add an inch but he nagged and nagged and trust me after a while your esteem gets shattered to pieces . The new guy i met went ballistic when he heard i wanted to shed some weight so i have decided that i am not going to shed weight but just ensure i don't have the wobbly bits which is what i feel you should do |
Kanye west you are not only daft you are a fucking retard and an illiterate that obviously cant read. The poster clearly said she works you slowpoke. I wonder why your blood dey always get hot anytime woman matter is on ground . probably because you are a frustrated virgin who cant get laid hence your pent up frustration Uju has apologised so i don't know why you want to burst with your useless American wanna be swearing all the time anu ofia, onye nzuzu |
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candyshore did u date your husband and the ex at the same time? or you ended the relationship with your ex before starting a new one with your husband? The girl in question claims her boyfriend like knowing where she is all the time but aside that he is a wonderful person. The new guy who happens to be my friend sure knows how to make the ladies love him. smooth talking, ice cream bringing phone calling kind of brother. Most of the girls he has been with have always had a man . i have told him that karma will catch up with him one day oh |
This question is for the guys, if a girl professes love for you while in a relationship with another man and finally leaves the man for you would you totally be comfortable and trust that girl? |
Why do we automatically assume that a woman who is not a virgin is an ashewo , slut or whatever names we call them . My best friend lost her virginity after she was drugged on a date and raped. I have another friend who the parents would constantly take for virginity test and she started having anal sex so the front na cha cha the yansh don scatter. So all you men shouting virgin or no virgin please take time out to inspect the Arse if that area is virgin too. |
charles 316 Who is an slowpoke between us? Only an slowpoke would use full stops as stupidly as you have used them. |
PC guru God go bless you. Iykedare go and ask your sister . you are always posting nasty threads about women instead of you to come out and say you have a small dick and tell nairalanders to recommend correct drugs for u to use |
dear ex Where do i start brought your wedding iv the other day and i smiled cos so many things went through my head Where was she the nights i knelt down and prayed for God to get you out of the issues you had at work? Where was she the endless fasts i did just to make you a better person? Where was she the days i cried and pleaded with your boss to move you out of the hell hole and move you to a better location? Where was she the days i cleaned, washed , cooked and took care of you? Where was she the days i stood by you and through all the battles i fought on your behalf? I hope i find it in my heart to totally forgive you because i know its only in letting go completely can i move on with my life . I wish you all the best in life |
iykedare link=topic=327404.msg4595721#msg4595721 date=1253704036] its not a bad thing to buy new clothes instead of going for bend down pick. but some new clothes no dey fit like bend down pick especially jeans as another person for don use yansh expand am well before you buy ![]() |
To all the men looking for virgin wives hope you guys too are virgins oh |
DONT SLEEP WITH HER OH |
Ajaraewuro hope no problem abi u dey work for bellview or why your body dey pepper you? what did the poster say that is warranting all this swearing . Okoro feeling funky ![]() |
hmmm if your son/daughter tells you mum/dad i would like to marry the house help how would you take it. i think it is easier to say whats the big deal when we look at it from a third party view but i bet you that if tables are turned some of us saying whats the big deal na we go first kill person |
i think you should think twice before going ahead with the marriage . I was in the same situation a while back and he was always asking me for money for one project or the other. He also liked the best things of life and it got to a point i would make sure each time i visited him i had only N500 in my wallet because he would look through my purse and take all the money i had. i am 32 years old but trust me i packed my load and ran. i think some men get that way especially when they are dating a woman who is over 30 as they automatically assume she is desperate .I would suggest you pray seriously about it because trust me if you go ahead with the marriage and you are always under financial pressure from your husband and his family the love will fly out of the window and resentment will set in |
I had been dating a guy for like 8months prior to this we had been friends for a while and when he asked me out i was a bit reluctant to date him cos i am 2 years older than he is but he said he didn't have a problem with it . I also noticed that he seemed to date slim girls and i also pointed out that fact to him as i am size 12 top 14 bottom but very nicely shaped and he said he had no problem with this . some months into the relationship i noticed that he was acting funny and one night i read his phone ( i agree i shouldn't have done this) and i discovered he had been sending messages to a girl he had this thing for who had a boyfriend at the time and used him as an emotional crutch whenever she had issues with her bf but who was suddenly single. when i confronted him he said he was acting that way because his family said i am toooooooo fat and older than he his . he pleaded with me to stay but i found out he was still sending amorous text messages to this girl and i ended the relationship. lately he has been acting all funny and trying to be a part of my life but i am confused as he is not saying anything concrete . i am confusedS |
abi u dey work for bellview or why your body dey pepper you? what did the poster say that is warranting all this swearing . Okoro feeling funky