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Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Takes Pictures In A Church But Has Got People Talking. by Shortyy(f): 5:34pm On Jan 07, 2019

sKeetz:
I bet this is the type of nyansh Mary had that made the holyspirit 'cum' unto her.

If the holy spirit sees this one, we'll be dealing with another jesus in 9 months.

My dear ignoramus, the holy spirit isn't something you should joke around with.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Takes Pictures In A Church But Has Got People Talking. by Shortyy(f): 5:33pm On Jan 07, 2019

Nice ass. Vaseline crew here you go.

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Education › Re: ASUU Strike: Ngige Begs University Lecturers To Have Mercy On Students by Shortyy(f): 8:42am On Jan 07, 2019

Motherfuckers, pay your workers. All y'all know is to loot. Pay them begging won't solve anything

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Celebrities › Re: The Ikeji Sisters: Linda, Laura And Sandra Wow In New Photos by Shortyy(f): 3:21pm On Jan 06, 2019

Lol this Linda sef. Is she trying to fall pregnant again or she just needs a man? What's up with the raunchy pictures and poses recently?

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Celebrities › Re: Temidayo Abudu And Addie Mak Wedding Introduction Pictures by Shortyy(f): 3:10pm On Jan 06, 2019

Well at least she's breastful

Celebrities › Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Appointed As Member Of APC Presidential Campaign Team by Shortyy(f): 3:07pm On Jan 06, 2019

Lol ofcoz he'll be compensated. It isn't easy going against your people in favour of Cluelessness.

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Politics › Re: Bombshell: Amaechi Shuts Down Buhari Ahead Presidential Election- Audio by Shortyy(f): 12:29pm On Jan 06, 2019

Chile it is finished.

Romance › Re: I'm Fat, I Have Cellulite, Folds, Big Tummy & Stretch Marks - Nigerian Lady (pix by Shortyy(f): 12:04pm On Jan 06, 2019

KevMitnick:
So much pessimism and negativity. You are carrying bad energy, please stay far away from good and positive people. Thank you.

Romance › Re: I'm Fat, I Have Cellulite, Folds, Big Tummy & Stretch Marks - Nigerian Lady (pix by Shortyy(f): 9:43am On Jan 06, 2019

Mtcheeeew. Till you get obesity

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Shares An Angelic Photo Of Herself by Shortyy(f): 9:04am On Jan 04, 2019

So y'all are telling me that once a woman marries it's a must that she'll get pregnant right away?? I shake my head for you Nigerian men.

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Business › Re: Be Proud Of Your Legitimate Hustle - An Advice To Young Nigerians by Shortyy(f): 3:45pm On Jan 03, 2019

Yea. Be proud of your hustle. No one will feed you if you go broke.

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Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Making Temi Otedola's Hair (Photos) by Shortyy(f): 3:40pm On Jan 03, 2019

Las las e don turn hair dresser

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Celebrities › Re: Ibrahim Suleiman Gushes Over Linda Ejiofor His Wife: 'My Best Decision Of 2018' by Shortyy(f): 3:09pm On Jan 03, 2019

Houseofglam7:
Oh fuq
I apologise.
What's yo email girl?

Follow back I'll email

Celebrities › Re: Ibrahim Suleiman Gushes Over Linda Ejiofor His Wife: 'My Best Decision Of 2018' by Shortyy(f): 1:39pm On Jan 03, 2019

Houseofglam7:
Awwwwwww

You ignored me, not fair.
You'll prolly think I'm a troll or sum but I'm not really. Just like you that's all. Nothing else I promise.

Celebrities › Re: DJ XGee Seun Omogaji Commits Suicide After Leaving Note On Instagram by Shortyy(f): 7:03am On Jan 03, 2019

pythonkid:
I'm just very depressed here but everyone around me seems to b happy, they don't really care bout me, God pls see me tru this hard times!! Need some balls 2 end this once and for all. The pain is just too much to bear.

What's wrong dear?

Politics › Re: Forbes Ranks Nigeria 110th Best Country For Business by Shortyy(f): 6:49am On Jan 03, 2019

110th?? And y'all are proud huh? Not 10th, not 20th, not 30, 40, or 50th. But 110th. Even those people wey come 1st and 2nd, em carry two heads? Don't be proud of this cuz it's so poor.

Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: "Presidency Moves To Appease Labour" - This Day by Shortyy(f): 6:45am On Jan 03, 2019

My dear God, please let it be true this time.

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Politics › Re: They Depend On Guns But Jehovah Is With Me - Dino Melaye by Shortyy(f): 6:44am On Jan 03, 2019

Alright pastor Dino

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Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: NLC Begins Indefinite Strike Jan. 8 by Shortyy(f): 5:18pm On Jan 02, 2019

I'm so happy for this. I need my allowee to be increased

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Calls Out Lady In Front Of Congregation Over Her Unusual Hairstyle.Photos by Shortyy(f): 5:15pm On Jan 02, 2019

I like the hair

Celebrities › Re: Chiwetalu Agu's 1980s Throwback Photo Shared By His Brother by Shortyy(f): 2:59pm On Jan 02, 2019

Before university of ekwensu taught him mpu

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Celebrities › Re: Joseph Yobo And Wife Adaeze Celebrate 9th Wedding Anniversary by Shortyy(f): 10:07am On Jan 02, 2019

Such a beautiful couple.

Entertainment › Re: Kizz Daniel And Adekunle Gold – A Tale Of Two Faves by Shortyy(f): 7:27am On Jan 02, 2019

I really don't dig Adekunle Gold's songs. Prolly cuz I don't understand the lyrics.

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Looking Pretty In Cute Selfie Photos by Shortyy(f): 12:23am On Jan 01, 2019

ajuwarhodes:
But u are hating with ur stupid speech...why don't u just mind ur business, I sure know u wish to be like her!

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Looking Pretty In Cute Selfie Photos by Shortyy(f): 10:35pm On Dec 31, 2018

And now she's "toning" wonderful. There's nothing natural about this lady tho. Just a fvckin hypocritical piece of kak! I'm not even hating.

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Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite Shares Her Biggest Testimony Of 2018 (Photo) by Shortyy(f): 4:45pm On Dec 31, 2018

We thank God

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Politics › Re: Obama's 2018 Favourites List: Chimamanda Adichie, Mandela, Chinua Achebe Named by Shortyy(f): 4:31pm On Dec 31, 2018

zlantanfan:
Gej would be wailing uncontrollably now, Obama didn't even notice his rant talkless his book

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Celebrities › Re: Jackie Appiah Shares Beautiful End Of Year Photos by Shortyy(f): 12:27pm On Dec 31, 2018

Everything get photos for these celebrities. New year, we'll still see new ones. If you don't gedifok!

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: I Haven’t Been This Sick In Years by Shortyy(f): 12:12pm On Dec 31, 2018

Houseofglam7:
Holding up great

Alright. I like you, can we be friends?

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: I Haven’t Been This Sick In Years by Shortyy(f): 11:43am On Dec 31, 2018

Houseofglam7:
Hey gurrrl
How's you?

I'm good. How're you?

Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by Shortyy(f): 11:34am On Dec 31, 2018

Smadeinc:
Oh no i have butterflies

Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by Shortyy(f): 10:58am On Dec 31, 2018

Smadeinc:
After playing pes 2019 and whooping every body's sore ass

Boy! You're fine asl!!!

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