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Lmfaooo.... This is very Witty.

Buhahaha... I love this part

HNosegbe: Trouble is:

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
And,
When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.

. Lmfaoooo

ronkebp: creative.

Creative!

justaqad: Salam Alaykum
'Every muslim is a potential terrorist' as widely speculated by non-muslims.i believe the muslim ummah are not doing enough to stop this menace trying to smug Islam.terrorism is war against Islam,it must be met with stern resistance and rejection by all muslims.i am not implying we are not doing enough but our best is not good enough.muslims are converting to other religions due to the damaging effects of terrorism.Islam is the shield terrorist use to perpetrate this evil,callous,inhumane,barbaric,and uncivilized act.
Fighting and winning terrorism can only be obtainable through massive psychological re-evaluation.i am freaking mad when i hear muslim clerics say those perpetrating this evil are not real muslims,they lack the basic understanding of Islam.when will they be made to understand Islam?the prophet(saw) said!the best amongst you is the one who learns Quran and teaches it'
reciting the quran without knowing and understanding what you are saying does not make you a shielk! Most muslims dont have reasonable reason why they are muslim,thereby falling prey to conversion.i have seen muslim gladiators displaying their unmatched and unequal knowledge on public forums,but how many of these enegies has been channeled to enlightened the teeming ignorant muslim population?i became a muslim when i understood what islam is all about.i had doubts but my doubts was cleared with refreshed knowledge of islam.Today i am convinced as a muslim,not because i was born into a muslim home but because i understand islam.i understand what Allah requires of ME.i am not perfect but trying to perfect my inperfections.i cannot be brainwashed to do anything contrary to what the quran stipulates.
This is because i am a convinced Muslim.If every muslim holds this conviction,practice islam according to the will of Allah,Islam will become most adorable.
So Dont get mad when you are being labeled a terrorist!because YOU and I(Muslims) can stop this evil.
Salam.

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Jazakumullah khairan.

Abegi! All na Wash jor.

I hate that shiiit mehn!

Cool but i hate this line....

Phizzie555: “
Love her…when she spends hours to get ready. She only wants to look her best for you.

Otses: I attended a wedding on saturday, and the couple were given dry fish as gift!

Haba! Take it easy now!!

Funny thread indeed!

I give this thread the "Best topic 2012" award.. Awesome!

mengi: I DEY LAF, INFACT NA NOW THE FILM WAN START.

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THEM NO FIT WATCH AM FINISH!

Both

Whatever

Have you guys tried earth worms meat?

Lmfao

Omo Ale.

Who God's Blessed...

Good for her if this is true.

HELLL NOOOOO!

Lies!

sanchez0: MTN I commot cap for una, una thank you o. Haters make una go jump inside lagoon eh.

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Shuttup there jor!

Mine is not yet discovered.

Scarpon: she is a fool for this. is that how to say thank u for the country that made her a star. ghanians there are ungrateful human beings

gbammmmmm!

U go fear survey!

nne3870: cooking pot...... He cooks up lies to cover lies.

lmaooo

Etaki: I swear to God and Almighty Allah, Very Soon this would bo on the Frontpage.

Lmao

How i wish i'd grab her number. Then, she'll know "I AM REAL"

Any length.

Dem Don Dey Madt together.

Jasboi: smh... i pity kwara ...K go fall for one syd WARA sef go go en own way

lol

Everithing!!