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Ok.. I'm just really curious.. How much would it be if them wan collect list ontop your own head ... Judging by the fact that .................... You know ...


I'm just really curious, that's it...

MatrixReloaded:
Shut up that's ur moniker ... useless boy.

MatrixReloaded:
Onye mgbu. Anumpama.

Just like I asked Mr tenza to do .. I'm also going to be ignoring you henceforth..


So dear wasteman, piss off, will you ...

Mr tenza ..


I just like that moniker cause of its affiliation to BLEACH..



pls do well to ignore the cabron ..

Him just wan carry the thread go where we no know ..

Naso the puto dey do for ahawo thread .. same with drakpa

MatrixReloaded:
Fvk u

Right back at you pendejo...

MatrixReloaded:
He is just daft and you are no witty than him. Pack well mungopark.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.. piss off already, will you ..

Go and do an ultrasound scan before anything..

Her mentality is the culprit .. men these days wants partners, supporters not leeches that needs a man to empty his bank acct for her..



Have the right mentality and men would never be a problem..

tensazangetsu20:
Lol I am very sure if they knock your head it will echo. Just open mouth chochocho.

In other words, it's empty...


Cheiii

KosiGee:
…you turned 32 yesterday. Happy birthday to you 🎂

I thought she said she was still a teenager..

So she dey lie reduce her age

Kobojunkie:
Stop lying!

how long have you been off your meds...

Ashawoman82:
you and your usual awkward pictures you use for profile pic every time, e Don de reach 7 years now wey I sabi u, na still the same pattern u dey use for do, better change so you'll see a man that will manage you..

do you two know each other off nL

I don't think she has been here for seven years .. except you two have been acquiainted off this forum

Vipro:
I am not ready to take care of another person daughter and family.

The idea is to take care of each other ..

if her family and her don't take care you right back, then you should bounce...


no body come this life for anybody...

illicit:
I recommend Isi Ewu for u


🦌

He is reactive to red meats too

Fahvvy:
If this was a girlfriend boyfriend matter, I would immediately advice you to du.mp her sorry a.ss ...

I mean, why should I be stressed out because you're unwilling to deal with your insecurities when I can find someone much more mature and secure ...

Alas! This isn't relationship, it's marriage, so it gets a bit dicey ...

I believe you should have a heart to heart conversation with her and help her deal with her insecurities, try to win her trust in certain regards - it should help with that ...

Na your wife, you no fit troway am ...
So you better try and get to the bottom of this before it ruins your marriage ...

Last I recall, divorcing isn't illegal..

abba190:
i will be very happy if my father fvcked her

they though that weak jab was suppose to cause a hit ...

Bunch of dumbos

maasoap:
Not really irrational, it could be mad love. My gf did that to me during MTN extra cool period. One night: like 58 missed calls. Another night: like 37 missed calls. I put my phone in silence on both occasions before going to bed. I knew it was weird, I still talk about it with her till now. Like I really want to understand what was going on in her head on those occasions


That's it, you didn't love. You just needed small excuse to end the relationship.
I married that my girl, 12 years and counting

dang!!!



Highest I got was 17 missed calls ..

After I ghosted her .. I don't end things.. I just bounce without saying shiit...

Kukutenla:
When she told me she's a lesbian and she wants a party

Dang!!!!


My kind of girl ...


But I prefer them bi-sexual

Prettygirl200:
The day he started demanding I do more than my power, while he was boldly allowing a woman feed him all in the name of being supportive..not like he did anything in return while we were dating I was living on empty promises.

In other words, man couldnt deal with broke bitches...

Are my right??

lamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


And I go like dey there perform for them o

As long as dem no go pay you na ...

Thise that did it go .. how e dey be nw??

Gerrard59:
I mentioned once here that one could be arrested for staring at a lady in the UK - where the term stare rape originated from. One Nairalander insulted me. Me wey don read when the bill was signed into law, and people lamented on DailyMailUK.

That law changed the way I look at women. In Nigeria, it was done unconsciously. Here, I do it purposely. I only glance and look straight afterwards.

Nawa oo

So we no fit look nyash in peace again ..

God airpus like this..

LooneyLester:
The women in Chile are lame and not very attractive or friendly

how would you know that..

Your Colombian tales are not even real...

In regards cholesterol .. studies says palm oil is safer..

Mom used both for soup .




. does palm oil have more cholesterol btw??

Why stress yourself when you can hire a cook or better still get a side chic ...


Atlesst one that knows how to cook fried rice ...

Fearyourcreator:
Na lie ... E dey depreciate... He don buy am e don buy am...

if e depreciate, he will still for something close to that or a lil bit less ..


Except say im go crash the car ... Na that time the car go lose value

Agunesinjaweola:
This will buy two plots of lands in Lekki Phase 2 in LAGOS and in five years time will worth ten times.

Sometimes, the celebrity doesn't think about the future and start begging when the time are hard.

They can always sell their assets...


Sometimes that's the point of this ...

Cars like this could turn out to be some sort investment ... Their worth doesn't really depreciate..

I'm pretty sure I'd do better than some arsenal fans here ..

Who TF is O'Leary

Took a lil quiz this morning to check my knowledge about an all time Liverpool players ..

And that was my score on 1st attempt..


I wanna implore all other kopites to follow suit .

Let's know your knowledge about the our club's greatest players