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Till tomorrow again. *e too long abeg*

Naa 1 kind nawti gal call me jawe. She flashed me all new year eve, and her call, txt came in at once!

Na wa o. Nothin wey we no go see on front page

THE UNSTOPPABLE GOD

I tink say, nairaland talk say he don peme!!! Omg, continue bro, keep livin

It inappropriate lyk u(op) said. But, who wana molest or rape dat small pikin I wonda

Lmao! Wer dem get dis book 4rm?

Wetin i wan give dis nairalander o!!! Ok, una go chop xmas left over

1. LOVE IS COMPLICATED: Love is not Love without the person who Loves,
without the person who Lovesthere is no Love.
without Love there is no person to Love,
but with Love there is a person to Love.
to Love a person you think you Love,
is a mistake number one in the books of Love.
in the books of Love it quotes"do not Love"
"unless you're Loved by the one you Love"
so search the world for that great Love,
'n when you find it don't fall inlove.
test their Love to be sure u're Loved
then when you're sure,be ready to Love.
we can't stop Love when we start to Love,
so shower ur Lover with all your Love.
a small favour that you can do for Love,
is to return the Love of Your Great Love!
2. TOMORROW'S TODAY IS TODAY'S TOMORROW: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
'n Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today...
But
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Read Carefully.. !
3. 3GUYS NAME: 3 Guys Name
What, Why, 'n When Were Talking
What:Why What R U Doing?
Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.
What:Why?
Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?
What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?
Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?
Why:What? Did I Call You? When?
What & When: What
When:Why Are You Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Call Myself, When?
When:What?
What:...
4. 2FRIENDS SEE & SAW: 2 friends, “see” nd “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea nd “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea nd
“saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...
5. IF YOU UNDERSTAND: If you understand, say"understand".
If you don't understand, say"don't understand".
But if you understand and say"don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I dont knw if this topic ave actually been treated here but i'll lyk us to see some funny Few creative Quotes on girls't- shirts .
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look hereto Read?"
feel free to add urs. Happy xmas

LastApostle: You can formulate and write all the rules of cohabitation in a relationship, when the chips are down, negativity will certainly overwhelmed positive mindset.

It is only God that dissipates all inconceivable shortfall in marriages and relationship. So my point is, marriage should be between Godly people and the knowledge in God encourages a happy home where responsibilities are shared based on commitment to spiritual fulfilment.

yes i agreed to d above write up, but let talk outside d spiritual realm, and i'll use myself as an example. If my marriage is a blessed1 (4rm God), and yet she cant do any household chores, u think because it a Godly marriage there cant be a breakup Oh because it a Godly marriage i cant file up a divorce case against her Hmm

2d both artist>>>> Summer or winter period does not goes forever bros. Let think of tomorrow

May each soul Rip

It unfair o. Ehn n! Dis man(sumbody remind me his name) stop demolishin our sumtin

Lolz. . Evry thread on nairaland has now bcom jokes section. @ Op naa d man choice o, make una free him. Now make i com laugh too Looooooooool

Ok o. *no much comment* part of my new year resolution*

Long story! But i don talk am say dem go catch dem. silly pple

Vice-President Namadi Sambo on Monday said he had no link to the hike in the cost of the construction of his official residence from the initial N7bn to N16bn.
Media reports had quoted the Vice-Chairman, Senate Committee on Federal Capital Territory, Senator Domingo Obende, as saying the additional N9bnwas to make the quarters suit Sambo’s culture and religion.
Obende was reported to have said a Julius Berger Nigeria Plc engineer, who is handling the project, told the committee that the house was initially designed to suit the taste of the then Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan but the emergence of Sambo as the Vice-President altered the master plan.
But in a statement by his Senior Special Assistant onMedia and Publicity, Mr. Umar Sani, Sambo said he had nothing to do with the cost of the construction since the building was not his personal property.
It read, “The Vice-President has nothingto do with the construction of the new residence in question, as it is not his personal property but the residence of any Nigerian Vice-President. He should therefore not be connectedwith the expenditure of theconstruction.”
Sambo, who described the controversy surrounding the residence as unnecessary, said he decided to clarify his position on the matter after taking stock of issues raised overtime.
He explained that his current temporary official residence, Aguda House, was designated in the Abuja master plan as a Presidential Guest House.
Sambo added that the Federal Capital Territory Administration saddled withthe responsibility of providing accommodation for deserving government officials, ensured the implementation of the master plan by locating thepermanent residence of the Vice-President to its present position and building a befitting accommodation to any Vice-President.
The statement read, “It should be known that the concept and choice of a residential accommodation was purely by the professionals in the FCT administration and neither has he (Sambo) ever interfered with the budgetary requirements orcost associated with the constructions.
“It should interest members of the public to note that in the FCT 2012 appropriation, not a single kobo was included in the budget for the residence.
“It should therefore be carefully understood and appreciated that the Vice-President has nothingto do with the construction of the new residence in question, as it is not his personal property but the residence of any Nigerian Vice-President.
“He should therefore not be connected with the expenditure of the construction.”

via Punch

No matter how u take care of animals, dey wont stop bein animals. Mtchew. Merry christmas o *back to wher dem dey fry chicken abeg*

Christmas is a festival full ofjoyous moments and bright ambiance along with a positive vibe instilled in every individual. The festival inspires us to lead an altruistic life. Here are few inspirational quotes on Christmas for you to get inspired!
1. Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought ofgreed, that it might live forevermore to fill our everyneed, that it shall not be justa day, but last a lifetime through, the miracle of Christmas time that brings God close to you.
- Ann Schultz
2. Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
- Alexander Smith
3. It is Christmas every timeyou let God love others through you… yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer him your hand.
- Mother Teresa
4. Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time welove, every time we give, it’s Christmas.
- Dale Evans Rogers
5. The joy of brightening other’s lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous giftsbecomes for us the magic of Christmas.
- W. C. Jones
6. There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
- Bill McKibben
7. The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has no Christmas in his heart.
- Helen Keller
8. I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
- Charles Dickens
9. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale
10. Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more….
- Dr. Seuss,
11. The time draws near the birth of Christ: The moonis hid; the night is still; the Christmas bells from hill to hill answer each other in the mist.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson
12. Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrateit by giving the light of love to those who need it most.
- Ruth Carter Stapleton
13. My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to waitfor Christmas to do that?
- Bob Hope
14. Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy,forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
-Oren Arnold
15. The very purpose of Christ’s coming into the world was that He might offerup His life as a sacrifice for the sins of men. He came to die. This is the heart of Christmas.
- Rev. Billy Graham
16. Jesus was God and manin one person, that God and man might be happy togetheragain.
- George Whitefield
17. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians calledit ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘HappyHanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!
- Dave Barry
18. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- George Carlin
19. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
- Garrison Keillor
20. Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry,clothe the naked, forgive theguilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you.
- Steve Maraboli.

The 21 which i'm addin to d above list is...
Christ-max: maximizin christ to your own benefit! And lastly...
"It not all bout d christmas turkey, but it bout what you're talkin".

Feel free and appreciate yourself too by addin yours. Merry xmas

Guys, let talk bout dis. We've talk bout topic like real man, player, boy and so on. But can this 8 ways really work on u? And ladies do u, get him to help u by this ways too

Getting your husband to help you with domestic chores is quite an art and requires lot of tact and technique. Here’show you can accomplish this seemingly difficult task rather easily:
1. Don’t nag
The moment you start nagging, it has quite the opposite effect on men. They’ll become more stubborn and chances are that you’ll end up having an argument or fight. So first of all, stop nagging. Simply resist the temptation.
2. Politely ask for help
Men by nature respond to women when they ask for help. Don’t nag or taunt, instead politely ask for help. Chances are that you’ll get what you want.
3. Don’t give too many instructions
Often men are willing to help you with your chores but themoment you start giving too many instructions on how things should be done, they lose interest. Try not to control him too much. Let him finish the task the way he wants. You can politely guidebut ensure that you do not turn into a control freak. Give him some flexibility and freedom.
4. Plan and divide the chores
Discuss and plan how the domestic chores will be completed in your household.Involve your husband in the planning. Don’t simply dictateyour terms. His involvement will arouse his interest and he’ll participate actively and willingly.
5. Give some incentives
Make him understand that if he helps you in completing chores, then you can get free quickly and you two canspend some quality time together. Whenever he helps you, reward him with aromantic evening and lots of love.
6. Make working together fun
While washing dishes together, you two can share your day’s events and happenings. You can share jokes and gossips. The idea is to enjoy even though you two are working. If you’ll make working together fun, then your husband would join you willingly.
7. Appreciate him
At the end of the day, everyone wants to be appreciated. So be generouswith your appreciation. Let him know that he did a good job. Thank him for helping you out. Such small gesturesmake a big impact. So don’t underestimate the simple ‘Thank you’. Use it often.
8. Do something special for him
Let him know that he is such a good husband who helps his wife, and appreciate him in every way you can. Do something that will make him feel happy and special.
Use your charm and politeness to make your manhelp you in the household chores. Follow these tips andenjoy!

Help pls

May your world be filled withwarmth and good
cheer this Holy season, and throughout the
year. Wish your Christmas be filled with
peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Lookin gud.

ThePope has used his Christmas address to the Vatican bureaucracy to disclose the papacy’s stand on gay marriage saying that gay people entering into marriage is against nature in such a fundamental way that it could spell the end of humankind.
“There is no denying the crisis that threatens it [thefamily] to its foundations —especially in the Western world,” the Pope is quotedas saying. “When such commitment is repudiated, the key figures of human existence likewise vanish: father, mother, child — essential elements of the experience of being humanare lost.”
Steve Williams wrote onCare2.com; “Utter nonsense of course, as some gay people marrying does not by extension delete the mother, the father or the child, and to infer that it does is beyondchildish, it’s belittling to all intelligent conversation. It also infers what the Pope has previously offered: that people in same-s*x relationships are somehownot human.
Indeed, the Pope seems to have jettisoned all measured response on this issue, going on to saythat people are somehow manipulating their identitiesagainst nature and destroying the “essence of the human creature.””
The Pope was also quoted by the Independent as saying; “People dispute the idea that they have a nature, given to them by their bodily identity, which serves as a defining element of the human being,” he said.
“They deny their nature and decide that it is not something previously given to them, but that they make it for themselves. The manipulation of nature, which we deplore today where our environment is concerned, now becomes man’s fundamental choice where he himself is concerned.”
Earlier in the week, the Vatican released a full front-page editorial that appears to claim same-s*x couples exist insome sort of different reality because they cannot conceive children together, and that marriage equality is questing after an “unachievable utopia.”
Although nations like Portugal and Argentina, and more recently the United States and Britain, have moved, with increasing support, to offer marriage equality, the Vatican’s stand on the issue is not influenced.
“Man and woman as created realities, as the nature of the human being,no longer exist. Man calls his own nature into question. From now on he is merely spirit and will. [...]When freedom to be creative becomes the freedom to create oneself, then necessarily the Makerhimself is denied and ultimately man too is stri*ped of his dignity as acreature of God,” the Popesaid.
There has been confusing reports on the stand of the Catholic Church on gay marriage, but the Pope’s address has stated clearlythe stand of the church.
The Pope obviously isn’t hiding his stand on this issue as he earlier this month, chose to bless Ugandan parliamentary speaker Rebecca Kadaga, who is now the chief proponent of Uganda’s ‘Kíllthe Gays’ bill. The bill which was supposed to be passed this week missed its Christmas deadline but would most likely will be taken up in the new year.

At d end of evry hill, dont give up, expect more hill.

Dont retire, refire.

Give unto life, wat u get 4rm it.

It not a failure to fail d second time, but it a failure to fail d second time on d same plan.

A try abi i no try Even if u dont appreciate me, i'm appreciatin maself.
Appreciat urself too even if u fail!

Tank God

Ok

Not unless she's married to me

I knw say blue ivy go dey dere, anyway, M nxt in line but wait o, naa naija i dey

Lovelymum. But i call her "AUNTY" in public