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Cool. So, Gej hows Mrs. Patience

I checked dis thread out cos of his spoken english! He's too gud though without checkin d dico, i dont tink i can understand him

Am ratin it a 10 out of 10

Kanu. I tink i saw him t.v. Smh

Lovely kids though! Wher is dere mo*th*er Did i just say mother Smh

@op. Ur Partner! U mean ur lover or friend.

@question. I Dealin wit a stubborn friend by doin away wit dem. Simple

Smh. Fart

No less than 18 Nigerians are currently suffering in the Indonesian prisons for alleged criminal offenses like drug trafficking and other related cases.
10 of the accused Nigerians in Indonesia are set to be executed soon. According to reports, the Indonesian government has already condemned 21Nigerians to death, sentenced 4 to lifetime imprisonment, and sentenced the other 8 to different jail terms that range from 11 to 18 years.
Legal practitioner Melly Ezebecame worried about the issue and advised President Goodluck Jonathan, Senate President David Mark, and House Speaker Aminu Tambuwal to deal with Indonesian President Suuilo Bambang Yudhoyonoto about the case.

http://www.naijaonpoint.com/18-nigerians-suffering-in-indonesian-prisons/

Gay dogs!!! Impossible. I tink dey just behave abnormal. Dat all

JeSoul: Hi Simdam500, I modified your title a bit to be more descriptive. Godbless.

more descriptive? How?

Founder and senior pastor of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide, Apostle Johnson Suleiman has revealed 2013 prophecies and he claims they are not prophecies given out of personal interest or animosity but are directfrom the Holy spirit.
If prayers are made negative prophecies can be averted.
1. House of Representative to lose somemembers to death, prayers needed.
2. Alhaji Bamanga Tukur will be the last united PDP Chairman, as there will be great in-fighting in PDP.
3. There will be major boom and breakthrough in the agriculture this year.
4. CNN will lose major staff.
5. Nollywood will keep losing people unless prayersare made and repentance; Many have gone fetish and there is high rate of immorality. I see three major stars dying this year unless prayers are made.
6. Many barren women will become joyful mothers.
7. Emir of Kano Alhaji (Dr)Ado Bayero to pray against attempt on his life. He will lose some men.
8. Rapist will be on the prowl. Raping women little children and even pregnant women. watch where your kids go..
9. A sec deadlier than Boko -Haram is being trainedand prepared.
10. South Africa to mourn a hero. They should pray for former South African president Dr Nelson Mandela and Arc-Bishop Desmond Tutu.
11. I see a Governor dying.
12. This year, the looting of National treasury will be on a massive scale.
13. President Goodluck Jonathan’s own men from hisplace will fight him.
14. Igbos should forget about presidency.
15. In 2015, an opposition will lose, PDPD will fail.
16. I see the crisis in PDP widening more and more.
17. A yoruba movie actor todie surprisingly.
18. A year judgment for politicians and wicked leaders.
19. There will be scarcity ofmoney in 2013, but food will be in abundance.
20. Chief of Defence Staff tobe retired.
21. There is vacancy in Aso Rock.
22. Prayers to be made because I see the National flag flying half mask.
23. I see NUJ lose notable member through accident.
24. President Goodluck will lose someone precious to him either this year or next.
25. Auchi my hometown to pray against serious flood disaster.
26. A member of the UnitedState of America’s senate house will die.
27. President Barrack Obama’s life will be attempted.
28. Alhaji Aliko Dangote will have issues.
29. Central Bank of Nigeria’s governor will be made an Emir, but he needs prayers.
30. MTN needs prayers.
31. Massive retrenchment in Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN), but prayers needed to avert it.
32. I see something happening in a foreign country ( natural disaster) and people could not fly in orout of that nation for days.
33. Nigerian Music entertainer Tuface Idibia will face blackmail and scandal.
34. Hon. Aminu Tambuwal ( Speaker) should not contest for presidency. If he goes for governorship, he will win.
35. Dame patience Jonathanwill have health issues unless prayers are made.
36. Kidnapping will start in South Africa.
37. HID Awolowo, it is well.
38. The governor of Ondo to pray against poison.
39. President Robert Mugabe, I see death around him, he needs prayers.
40. Abuja the Federal Capital City will experience high scale attacks this year.
41. I see Traditional Rulers die.
42. Omega Fire Ministries (OFM) will witness worldwide recognition that will shock everyone.
43. Lots of Nigerians will berepatriated from African nations.
44. Oil will be found in a state
45. I see a new president.

http://www.naijaonpoint.com/2013-prophecies-well-have-a-new-president-this-year/

Smh

I pray alone! But it ma duty to rememba ma sistas cos am d 1st born and only son. *i pray like a mountain mover*

I've once seen dis on NL b4, but cant recall. @op It cool, wana marry her

Rick take kia

Funny thread tho. But deres a sayin that says "God is everywhere, but u cant worship him everywhere". Is d vehicle a SANCTUARY wher dey serve God

Halleluya

Smh! D scripture says "my ways are not your ways, my thought are not your thought" he later continued by sayin "as d heaven is far 4rm earth, so my thought are far from u". So...

"By lip-synching the national anthem"

“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?”

abeg wat lip syncin? Does dat change illu....ti stuff?

Tank God, it not in d middle of d water. Wtf

Is dis a threat?

Nice aircraft tho. @mod! Hmmm... *save comment*

born2fuck: Oyinbo girls" wil av their 1st date over a cup of coffee,but d "Naija girls" will feed herself like there's famine in the land!""

lmao! Sound like u've had such experience, tell me sumtin

Sijo01: Abeg rule out number 6A, biko.

aahaah! Sis. Atleast u shud make him feel special naa for d little time. Smh

Men and women who are married or in long-term relationships are more likely to survive to old age than singletons according to research. Scientistshave found that being married, or being in a permanent stable relationship, could lead to a longer life.
Middle-aged people withouta spouse or long-term partner were discovered to be at greater risk of premature death than those who were settled down with their other half, they said. So stark was the difference in outcomes that those who never married or settled down with a long-term companionwere more than twice morelikely to die in middle age than those who had been in a stable relationship throughout their adult life.
Even when personality andrisky behaviours were taken into account, marital status continued to have amajor impact on survival into old age, researchers from Duke University Medical Center in the US said. The increased emotional support enjoyed by married people was thought to be an important factor in helping them to live to an old age.
Analysing data on 4,802 people born in the 1940s,the authors of the study, published in the Annals of Behavioral Medicine journal, said: “Our results suggest that attention to non-marital patterns of partnership is likely to become more important for these baby boomers.” These patterns appear to provide different levels of emotional and functional social support, which has been shown to be related to mortality.
“Social ties during midlife are important to help us understand premature mortality.” It is not the firsttime marriage has been shown to have a beneficialeffect on one’s health. Themental health of people with long-term partners has been found to be better than that of singletons. Men and womenin relationships for longer than five years are less likely to be depressed, consider or attempt suicide, or be dependent on alcohol or drugs, research has shown previously. A separate study found that being married or in a long-term relationship improves an individual’s ability to deal with stress. Office for National Statistics figures have shown that widowed men and single mothers suffer the worst health, with the greatest number of acute and chronic conditions seen in this group. But the 2011 census found that married and civilly partnered couples make up just 47 per cent of households, down from 51 per cent in 2001. Any single man wanting to act on the latestfindings about the correlation between being alone and dying in middle age might want to considertheir choice of partner carefully, however.
It has been suggested in one study that a man’s chances of dying early arecut by a fifth if their bride is between 15 and 17 years their junior.

http://www.naijaonpoint.com/stay-single-die-younger-say-scientists/

Lolz. @ 3. Even if it btw d nigeria laws, me sef cant do it.

No place lyk home

All naa wash

Moni speakin

While you may be condemning the laws of your country, have a look at some of the most weird, craziest and wackiest laws that lawmakers around the world seem to have made when not in their senses.

1. Chewing gums are banned in Singapore in order to maintain cleanliness in the country.

2. It’s illegal to feed pigeons in open in Venice.

3. The conservative land of Dubai doesn’t allow 2 people of the opposite sex to share a hotel room unless they are married or closely related.

4. Stiletto heels apparently cause more damage to the ground they are walked on, than the wearer’s legs, and hence Greece has banned its women from strutting about in them on it’s monumental national heritage sites.

5. You would have to shell out a fine lest you are caught carrying ice cream cones in your pocket in Kentucky. We wonder whether it’s as bad to carry full ice creams in the pocket!

6. You will get away with smoking a drug like cannabis in Holland, but if you smoke tobacco, you would be termed as a law breaker.

7. A pregnant woman in UK has the privilege of urinating anywhere she pleases, even in a policeman’s helmet.

8. The higher or lower your earning income is in Finland, accordingly you will be charged for breaking traffic laws.

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9. You dare not forget your wife’s birthday while in Samoa, for you would be a criminal if you do so. Maybe the memory of men there is the sharpest in the world!

10. Dirty cars invite a fine in Moscow. Keep you car clean dear Russians!

11. If you are the sort who feels hungry a lot, and loves fast food, UAE isn’t the place for you during the month of Ramadan as people cannot have anything in public before sundown.

12. As hilarious as it may seem, one cannot afford to die in the House of Parliament in London. It’s a crime.

13. You would be disrespecting the king and government of Thailand, and hence be branded as a criminal if you are ever found stepping on the country’s currency.

14. Small girls of Indiana, beware. You cannot dress up Ken in his toy doll girlfriend, Barbie’s clothes, for that’s a crime.

15. Pigs cannot be raised in Israel unless and until they are required for medical research.


http://www.magforwomen.com/15-weird-laws-around-the-world/