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Romance › Re: Cohabitating Out of Wedlock: A Blessing Or Curse? by simdam500(m): 9:35pm On Dec 20, 2012
Wat bout couple dat obeyed all d types of lock yet no offspring! R they cursed toohuh
Politics › Re: Can A Young Man Become Nigeria's President? by simdam500(m): 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2012
Nice topic. But u see those bouncers around might not let him last(cut his life short) not cuttin it physically but too much provokation, tryin to prove dere self as an adult in d game but dey forgot dat IFE land was created by both young and old
Politics › Re: Why Do Nigerians Celebrate Whenever A Leader Dies ? by simdam500(m): 9:19pm On Dec 20, 2012
Not wenever a leader dies, it wen a particular dies. And it because, there existence is an hinderance to soo pple. While there departure is an "OPEN HEAVEN"
Politics › Re: Fashola Can Use Lagos Successes To Run For President- Bloomberg by simdam500(m): 9:15pm On Dec 20, 2012
I smell hmm*mani*. Anyway, he's fit
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl That Has A Bad Temper? by simdam500(m): 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2012
I cant o, irrespective of how she is. Even if ma pastor say God told him she's ma wife. NEVA. Let Almighty God tell me himself. D scripture say "ask it shall be given unto u"
Travel › Re: Obama To ‘decide’ Fate Of Nigerian Battling Illness, Deportation by simdam500(m): 8:45pm On Dec 20, 2012
I still dont understand him and wher he's headin towards *fingers crossed*
Romance › Re: Ladies What Do You Admire Most In Your Hubby? by simdam500(m): 8:36pm On Dec 20, 2012
Wonder shall neva end! I dey manage u stil, u dey admire me. I swear if u no see ur favourite admiration in me, tons of ladies are droppin application letter. Mtchew
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by simdam500(m): 8:22pm On Dec 20, 2012
The "name of track" crooner storm.
I no wan mention name make e no be like say i dey market
Romance › Re: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by simdam500(m): 7:41pm On Dec 20, 2012
*passin by* dont lik talkin bout relationship stuff joor
Politics › A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON MANDELA by simdam500(op):
Dear Dr. Nelson,
Please when you get to d world beyond, tell Herbert
Macaulay that the party he founded has been turned
to
People Destroying Party. Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fees
without going to school.
Help me tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to
democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence
still stands.
Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that the independent nation he fought for is no more.
Tell Alh. Shehu Shagari that boko haram has
destroyed
his reason for creating NYSC cos no one wants to
serve
in the north any longer. Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial system now
favors only the rich.
Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G is the new afro beat
king.
Tell Muritala Mohammed that we still use kerosene to
cook and candles to see. Tell King Jaja of Opobo that we are still slaves in our
own country.
Pls tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has been
bought with
money.

RIP

Note: NL's it a modified date 13-12-2013
Jokes Etc › Re: Obama Does 'Gangnam Style' Dance To Embarrass Daughters by simdam500(m): 6:46pm On Dec 20, 2012
A way to gain ma trusthuh Mtchewww, it...impossible joor
Health › Re: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by simdam500(m): 5:57pm On Dec 20, 2012
Hmm! Dem don die for ma hand be dat
Family › Re: In One Word Describe The Relationship With Your Dad by simdam500(m): 5:42pm On Dec 20, 2012
Too much english. He's a dictionary
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Stabs 22 Children At Chinese Elementary School by simdam500(m): 12:02am On Dec 17, 2012
I wonda wat goin on. Dis kids r not fish, DEY ARE HUMAN. Let grow up and stop bein a slaughter
Christianity Etc › Re: What Makes You A Christian: Studying The Bible Or Praying? by simdam500(m): 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2012
Studyin d word. I get motivated
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Cant Stop Criticizing Jonathan by simdam500(m): 11:30pm On Dec 16, 2012
Naa dem knw o
Politics › Re: Enugu Governor, Chime Is Dead - Punch by simdam500(m): 10:51pm On Dec 16, 2012
Rip o. I saw ur pix once, and i say to maself, he's youngest of dem all(although am not sure)
Travel › Re: Timi Dakolo & Wife Escaped Bayelsa Helicopter Crash by simdam500(m): 10:39pm On Dec 16, 2012
Kai!!!
Science/Technology › Re: Inca Girl Frozen For 500 Years Now On Display by simdam500(m): 9:25pm On Dec 15, 2012
Hmmmmmmm
Romance › Re: Should Parents Kiss In Front Of Children? by simdam500(m): 8:59pm On Dec 15, 2012
Neva saw dem kissed b4, although......... But i get moved to ave 1 sumday whenever i watch movie
Politics › Re: Azazi, Yakowa Die In Helicopter Crash? by simdam500(m): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2012
Rip! Although i dont knw u o
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Weeps Over Connecticut Shooting by simdam500(m): 8:24pm On Dec 15, 2012
A leader indeed, but yet i'll appreciate wit i've got(jonathan)
Food › Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by simdam500(m): 7:49pm On Dec 15, 2012
Nice write up.
D funniest part is d pix. Lmao
Politics › Re: Jonathan Will Lose 2015 Election — Asari Dokubo by simdam500(m): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2012
Ok. I hear *thinkin of wat next*
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho Slapped At Smirnoff Party by simdam500(m): 7:31pm On Dec 15, 2012
Got slappedhuh Lolz
Education › Re: Obtain Your Laspotech Part-time Studies Form by simdam500(m): 5:34am On Dec 15, 2012
Do Laspotech ave civil eng course? If yes wat d o.level requirementhuh And can it be choosen as a second choice?
Family › Re: Must There Be A Fight/misunderstanding In A Marriage? by simdam500(m): 4:52am On Dec 15, 2012
Y wont there be a misunderstandinhuh I dey craze!
Romance › Lovely Love Quote For You. by simdam500(op): 1:50am On Dec 15, 2012
Love- is a blessing for somebut a curse for others. It caneither bring loads of happiness and joy or bring acute pain and heartbreaks. Love can turn a sane human into an insane one. Once intolove, it changes an individual’s life completely, for good or bad. Here are a few quotes on love stated by famous people all over the world expressing their take on the most versatile feeling of all.
1. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers eyes. Being vexed, asea nourished with lovers tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet.
- William Shakespeare
2. I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
- Mother Teresa
3. Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl – no superior alternative has yet been found.
- Sir Winston Churchill
4. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle
5. It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be createdfor years or even generations.
- Kahlil Gibran
6. When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we joinup with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness, and call it love – true love
- Robert Fulghum
7. Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Mark Twain
8. Love asks me no questions, And gives me endless support.
- William Shakespeare
9. I refuse to let what happened to me make me bitter. I still completely believe in love and I’m open to anything that will happen to me.
- Nicole Kidman
10. It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappywith someone.
– Marilyn Monroe
11. Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.
- Hemingway
12. Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.
- Albert Einstein
13. Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
- Pablo Picasso
14. Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
15. Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, theheart, & the senses.
- Lao Tzu
16. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford
17. A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and kindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
- George Jean Nathan
18. A flower cannot blossomwithout sunshine, and man cannot live without love.
- Max Muller
19. Love is like a friendshipcaught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature andour love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
- Bruce Lee
20. Keep love in your heart.A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
- Oscar Wilde
21. Love is always bestowed as a gift – freely, willingly and without expectation. We don’t love to be loved; we love to love.
- Leo Buscaglia
22. Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.’
- Erich Fromm
23. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- Brendan Francis
24. Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man tohold him. After marriage, shehas to hold him to make loveto him.
- Marilyn Monroe
25. If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don’t, they never were.
- Khalil Gibran
Politics › Re: N10M Ransom Paid For Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother - Vanguard by simdam500(m): 1:26am On Dec 15, 2012
At last dey finally paid! Y wont dis silly act keep increasin. Mtchewwww
Education › Re: Jamb Announces Registration Deadline And Examination Date For Utme 2012 by simdam500(m): 9:02pm On Dec 14, 2012
You can change both course & school of choice but d change of whatever pin wil be sold out after d jamb exam(just lyk last year)
Science/Technology › Re: 40-year-old Woman Breastfeeds Tiger Cubs by simdam500(m): 8:44pm On Dec 14, 2012
Wonders shall never end!!!

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