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Lmfao already!!! Alakuko(cock owner), Alagbado(corn owner), Abule egba(strokes of cane area), ijoko(sit). Etc

I tink am use to d word "anyway, common, kinda, and any female i see i call dem miss"

Just passin by! Anyway, i wish Nigeria d best.

Without water!!!!!! Cant believe dis is happenin in LAGOS

Although he said, his grandmother will neva approve of it, if she were alive but how his he sure she's not. Am sure It because of dis kind of challenges govt ave decide to use deceased on our currency. So, he cant be sure maybe she wil agree or not and atleast she's late, so it an honour!!!

Lmfao!!! Cant believe it. (do me i do u, man no go vex. Animals sef no go vex o).

Either it tribal, or state, religion or attitude or believe or mentality, it doesnt matter at all. Cos wat is bad does not ave any other name than it bad.

What’s life without music? We all love listening to different types of music. Wouldn’t you like it if you could create that same musicyou listen to? Playing a musical instrument is not justa hobby, it gives a person the pride and power to create his own music. If you are having plans to take up music lessons soon, this article should help you out. Find out about the musical instruments that you can play easily.
1. Harmonica
Also known as a mouth organ, this instrument is the perfect one to start with. It isalso known as the mouth harp. It is played by placing it between one’s lips, and then blowing and swallowing air in. This creates different notes of music. The harmonica is easy to play and you don’t require someone to train you for learning to play it.
2. Xylophone
A xylophone is one of the oldest musical instruments used in an orchestra. It verymuch resembles a piano. Music is created by using mallets to strike and create different sounds. Generally, a xylophone is made using wood and can be quite expensive. If you’ve got a small budget or just require to practice, you can opt for ametal or plastic made xylophone.
3. Tambourine
A tambourine is one of the easiest musical instruments to learn. It is made out of wood and plastic, and has metal jingles attached to it that create sound. You can create sound by using your hands to shake the jingle. It is a lovely instrument, especially for beginners.
4. Drums
It you have the hang for music, learning drums shouldn’t be hard at all. Drums can be of various types. You may choose one depending on your choice and comfort level. It can be played by using sticks to hit the drum in order to producesound. You can play drums in a solo and they also sound very appealing to the ears.
5. Violin
A violin comes from the family of string instruments. It is a very popular instrument. Hence, learning this instrument can come very handy in case you have plans to later join a band, an orchestra or a choir. You get them in a range of sizes to pick from. For a beginner, non-electric violins are more recommended as they are easier to learn.
6. Cello
A cello is yet another string instrument that is very simple to start with. It is quite similar to a violin, in the way you play it. Its main body, however, is thicker comparatively. It is played bysitting down and playing it between your legs.
Music is like meditation to thesoul. Playing your own musical instrument will give you a sense of pride and you will also enjoy the music even more. The aforesaid instruments are great to begin with.

Some people consider family to be better than friends. Though there is no thumb rule that can validate this, you can always say that your family is better than your friends even if most of the good times you have is with your friends. The truth is no matter how good your friends are, none of them willever be as concerned about you as your family. Do you think they will do the things your family members do when you are sick, or cannotfigure a way out in life, or when you suffer a great loss? Listed here are some reasons why people think that family is better than friends.
1. Your family shares the same blood with you
No matter whether you like them or not, they will always be an intrinsic part of you, wherever you go, whatever you do. You are genetically connected to them and therefore, your family will always put your well-being before anything else. Remember that even the best of your friends will have families of their own. Given a choice between friends and family, they will choose family because in a family, you are pampered and loved enormously more than your friends ever will.
2. Your family will sacrifice everything for your sake
Their love is unconditional. They never expect anythingin return, except your presence in their lives, and your love and support in good times and bad. Your friends, on the contrary, will have a tendency of avoidingyou when you are in misery – it is only natural human inclination. There are a veryfew people on earth who stand with you always and support you in everything you go through. You may argue that your friends are with you always and have supported you no matter what. But remember, your family has been doing that even when you had not made the friends in question.They will continue to do that,irrespective of how you behave with them, whether you fight with them or whether you insult them. Thesame, however, cannot be said about your friends.
3. Your family will never back stab you
But there is a high possibilitythat some of your friends may. If they get a chance, they will outmaneuver you for the sake of their own benefit. Unlike your family, they will put their own gain first before they think about you. Your family will not stopto think before they sacrificeeverything so that you may have a better life. Even if you misbehave or throw tantrums, they will continue to love and support you. They will never take advantage of you or deceiveyou for their own benefit.
4. Your family has been with you longer than any of your friends
No matter how good and supportive friends you have, the truth is they will never know you the way your family does. Your familyhas been seeing you since your birth, even before you learnt to wear masks for thesociety. Your friends will be biased by the image you consciously or unconsciouslyportray of yourself. You are never truly yourself even with the best of your friends.But you cannot hide everything from your family.
There is, however, no concrete justification or standard that would affirm that families are always better than friends. Sometimes, unfortunately, families are least supportive, dysfunctional or broken. In such cases, having good friends is a boon.

Just as you consume caffeinated drinks to ward off sleep, there are a host of other foods which do just the opposite. Yes, they help you experience deep slumber. So in case you are a chronic insomniac or are just having trouble sleeping for the last couple of nights, just try out the following foods and you will surely see the difference.
1. Banana
Banana is a rich source of potassium and magnesium – two well established muscle reluctants, hence bananas can help you sleep soundly at night. If you are averse tothe idea of a banana every night before sleep, just have it with milk or other foods so that you get a goodnight’s sleep without being bored with your dinner menu.
2. Dairy products
Warm milk has long been believed to induce sleep but even yogurt or butter has been found to help a person sleep well. But remember to avoid cheese, especially the delicious ones as their effectis just the opposite. Milk contains calcium, which apartfrom being good for your bones also helps in relievingstress, thus aiding your sleep.
3. Almonds
Just like bananas, almonds also contain magnesium which relax your muscles and help you sleep. So whether you take a handful of almonds or just some almond butter, rest assured you will sleep like a horse atnight.
4. Oatmeal
You already have it for breakfast, so why not try it at dinner? Oatmeal contains a host of nutrients that help induce sleep. It is also very inexpensive and easy to prepare. Just avoid making ittoo sweet as sugar can leave you awake. Instead tryusing fruit toppings like banana, which are sleep inducing agents.
5. Cherries
Don’t despair if the season of cherries is still a couple ofmonths away. Dried cherries and cherry juice are good enough substitutes to fresh cherries and will have a sound sleep at night. Grapestoo have the same effect though to a lesser extent. Cherries contain melatonin which regulates sleep and hence should be an important part of your diet if you want to sleep well.
6. Cereal
Carbohydrate rich foods give you a sudden burst of energy before an onset of sleepiness. Hence any food product containing complex carbohydrates is good for sleep. Besides, you can always add fruits to your bowl of cereal like cherries and bananas making it tastier and better for inducing sleep.
7. Herbal tea
Apart from its other good effects on your health, herbal tea also assists your slumber. Be it green tea or chamomile tea, it ensures you sleep well at night. But try to avoid ginseng tea as it seems to have the exact opposite effect on most people.

Many people confuse love with infatuation but these two feelings are very different. Here are some important signs you need to watch out for if you want to find out whether or not you are in love.

1. If you love somebody, you will always want to be in his company. You will alter allyour plans to spend time with that person.
2. You will be overwhelmed because of the feeling called love. You may even lose your appetite.
3. You will always be cheerful. You will forgive people easily. Nothing will upset you.
4. You will become kinder and more polite towards others.
5. You will be conscious of your looks. You will do everything to look your bestfor that person. The mirror becomes your best friend when you are falling in love.
6. You will be extremely conscious in the presence ofthe person you love. You willavoid making silly comments or jokes which could make you look like a fool.
7. If you are in love, you willnotice that your heart suddenly starts racing whenever you come across the person you love. Increased heartbeat may result in sudden sweating and you may even have sweaty palms.
8. You will think about that person at least once before going to sleep at night. You will smile while thinking of that person.
9. You will be very nervousin front of that person. Love can make you feel weak in the knees and having wobbly legs in the presence of that person.
10. That person is on your mind throughout the day. You will start building castlesin the air and imagining things while thinking about the person you love.
11. You will remember eachand everything that person speaks. You will remember the color of his clothes and shoes. You will remember that person’s every move.
12. You will start gazing at that person too much. You won’t do it consciously.
13. If you are in love with someone, you will wait for that person’s call, text or e-mail. You will jump with joyeven if that person picks up your call and says “I am occupied right now. I’ll give you a call in an hour.”
14. Rains will make you sad or extremely happy. You will sit by the window gazing at the rain and thinking about that person.
15. You will start loving romantic songs all over again. They will become yourlife! You will listen to one song several times a day.
16. Love makes you want tosmell great. You will find a great fragrance for yourself to get the attention of the one you love.
17. Love brings along moodswings. You will be happy this minute and sad the nextminute.
18. If you accidently touch the person you love, you willstart trembling. You may get goose bumps as well.
19. You will want to be clicked with the person you love. You will find reasons toclick photographs when you are with that person. You willkeep a photograph of you two in your closet.
20. You will smile without any reason at any time, whether you are sitting alone or with others. People will see these changes in you and they may tease you saying, “You are in love.”

Sincerely, am sure dere is nothin bad in using her fathers name as middle name cos i cant be d only person to make d decision in our marriage, dat y we are 2. So, she also has a say and opinion!!!

Pls friends. I choose physics but wen i checked d merit dere was no physics it only geophysics. So, is it dat dere is no list for physics or is physics now geophysics

Am addicted to Browsin! Flirtin! Singin! Dancing! Lastly sex i guess

Hence, let no man troublet me cos am carryin d mark of God

I already knw it. Dat why i prefer young wizkid to him!!! Nonsense

*speechless* just tell him i said "trend softly, d road is slippery"

Still don't believe!!!

I tink u are right but rememba 2 is betta dan 1!!!

Pls, do yabatech prescribe course to those dat does not meet up with the cutoff mark

Lmfao!!! Can't believe it not only my inbox that is like this!!!

I like this! I hope we learn from it.

Lmfao!

A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

simdam500: A man rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and then left on Friday. How come?

it simple guys, d horse he rode on is named friday, definitely he get to d town on tuesday, he stayed tired night and left on friday. Lol

Tanx bro, your thread is highly appreciated!

others(in d hospital) lmfao

It a simple challenge dat shud be solved using your heart not your brain, it certain dat he is ur first luv but you are already in a relationship! My first question is are u not doin well in ur present relationship And wat assurance do u have that it not a planned work