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Mini skirts are better at least it will hope avenue to allow the judge rock an erection, that will make him focus more on what the lawyer is saying.





Don't quote me I don't know what I'm saying

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these news has actually created 20 jobs in my street rite now, in fact blessing is Cumming for special anointing this night.And my dog just gave birth to a lion cub.

we know u guys never had sex, u were just having a prayer session and the anointing was washing away ur sins.


BTW op thanks for these wonderful post, ramotu has decided to gimme kpekus free for the rest of the year. And Mama ngozi is letting me sample ngozi on her bed.

this post has actually mad ramotu decide to gimme kpekus free for the rest of the year.

And my landlady Mama ngozi is letting me sample ngozi on her bed.

Thank u op

[quote author=NewDelhi post=82189095][/quote]what do u have to say Mr

Mustiboy:

You're crazy.

in today's world it's insane to be sane. but the hot cunt of a puta makes irregularities stay away.

UbanmeUdie:




Quite an expensive publicity stunt by Allen Onyema.

Very nice gesture though!


BTW, na watin pastors do una naaaaa?
We have suddenly shifted focus from attacking the real enemy of the state, our leaders & politicians to men of God & churches.


Una no dey fear God again abi?
No one on earth is qualified to judge any pastor and his ministry except God who has called him & anointed him for his work.

All the noise about pastors not releasing their private jets to airlift Nigerians in SA back home is pure nonsense.
How many of you Nigerians can afford to give people lifts in your car freely? Una no dey wind up cruise past people for road? Yeye!

Jesus fed the 5, 000 but na those wey attend him crusade him feed and it wasn't a daily affair.


Pastors are accountable to God but our politicians and leaders are accountable to us.

Stone your evil leaders and leave pastors alone, they are not our problems. Infact, they are already doing more than enough.

Nigeria my country, things fall apart!

u Ave allowed urself to be blinded by the fake charade of these so called men of God who acquire immense wealth for themselves at the expense of their fellow humans.




They stand at the pulpit preaching prosperity, charity and the likes neglecting the real message or the Bible. They despise the way of Christ and rather than store up treasure for themselves in heaven, they rather gather them in extraordinary amount on Earth here for their up tenth generation. While they boast of having billions and flying machines in their numbers.




Be wise my brother and open ur eyes to wats happening around you.

Iblad0994:
Asiwaju Bola Hammed Tinubu is the only Yoruba leader I know.

He’s the only politician that instill fear into the mind of antagonist politicians, he is the crusher of Saraki, Atiku, PDP, and the Afenifebis.

The mention of Tinubu alone sends children of hate into confusion and agony.

The only one in Nigeria that nutures great political assets and the kingmaker for the 2023 president.

All hail Jagaban.

people like u are d ones making this country retrogress to s way it is now.


very dumb mindset

some one should please tag that dead meat seller. u won't see zombies on this thread just post anything about ipob and watch them have an erection in an instant




Next level enjoyment

biodun fatoyinbo right now

why not 40000 cash instead, it's gonna fo a long way helping them.
Such a clueless government

GuestLog:
Lemme ask iffa

I'm rolling on the floor laughing

the walls of jerico is definitely lieing flat, and all it's hope is shattered beyond redemption

Temmywrites:
I forgot nairaland still has people with empty brain box, I just asked a question for a friend, no insults. This forum is here to ask and talk about things as odd as it seems just say yes or no. Stop insulting. Like if u don't insult will God cease your breath.. Abeg carry your seriousness to your family gathering.

wen u are through lieing on ur innocent friend you'll come out straight and confess u are d one.



Anyway don't let anyone judge u being with ur cousin ain't bad though Nigeria tradition frowns on it.

wen I pull her hair and engorge my dick in her hot cunt, choke her while she calls me Daddy and vows to always be a good girl.


That feeling of domination is supreme.

OBUKOMENA:
I married my wife three years ago and we had a child two years after wedding. Before we married, we actually dated for 5yrs. During this time, we were on a no-sex-before-marriage relationship.

On our wedding night, I realized there was something wrong with either of us, cos the sex didnt go well. I'd thought it was the fatigue caused by the day's activities. Subsequently, I noticed that my wife was always shouting and withdrawing from sex each time I penetrated her. I asked her why and she said the sex was painful.

My wife had been in a sexual relationship for almost 10yrs before I met her. I, on the other hand, had only had sex once in my 37 yrs (age I married). When my wife and I agreed to the no sex before marriage thing, during our period of dating, I started looking forward to our wedding night. I started fantasising on what sex would be like with my wife. I longed for sex with her....

How did she become pregnant? Ever since we got married, the kind of sexual intercourse we practised was one in which I would have to penetrate her ONLY with the tip of my joystick, or She pushed me away. Achieving full penetration was a mirage for me and it was frustrating and not enjoyable at all! I could not achieve that full penetration cos to her, it was paining her. That was how we had our sexual intercourse until she informed me she was pregnant. I didn't question the ownership of the pregnancy cos we are both Believers. I must sincerely say that it was DURING her pregnancy that I enjoyed sex with her. It was the period she allowed me to achieve that normal, full penetration I craved for. It was the period she was making those sounds typical of an intercourse.
We both paused sex until 3 months after childbirth.


From the time we resumed sex up till now, matters have become worse. This time around, no partial nor full penetration. All she wanted was for me to just rub my joystick around her vagina and she would cum. This, to me, wasn't my definition of sex. It's a frustrating and nightmarish experience. The sex that I so longed for It now looks like I am married to a woman without a vagina. This situation is killing me softly. I am dying inside. I don't know who to discuss this sensitive issue with for advice. Worse still, She told me bluntly that active, penetrative sex is a TURN OFF for her. She prefers passive sex. My wife doesn't even allow me to kiss her anymore. I guess she allowed partial penetration before childbirth cos she knew if i didnt penetrate her at all, she wouldnt get pregnant. Is this what I am going to live with the rest of my life?

NB: I had advised her to seek medical help; she said NO and that she didn't see it as a problem. I also advised her to use Vaseline during intercourse; she insisted it was inimical to her health. All other suggestions brought before her fell on deaf ears.

Pls, I need advice on what to do.


Modified: Pls, don't just view and ignore. I need your advice. I brought this matter up here cos it's a faceless forum. I will not seek help on Facebook cos it's a sensitive issue concerning my wife

go and do DNA test for that ur child asap. you'll be amazed by what I find out.



ur wife used the painful excuse as an avenue not to ave sex with u so as not to get pregnant for u, she has someone else. that explains why she gives it to u while she got pregnant. but op u bleeped up big time.




Do not waste time DNA test asap

Meliian:
Ok this is one of the lowlife, insecure fools with no achievement in life.

LMAO who offend u dis morning, cos it's glaring that u are in severe pains. take heart dear Las Las u go dey alright.

Meliian:
Who are these people always "liking" Nwa's comments? You mean no other job save for asslicking? People suffering from inferiority complex like the idiot himself. Lowlife fools.

child of hate, u are noticed

please aunty pass me dat weed I are taking. it's very strong

Angelfrost:
As in... In a world gone mad, it's insane to be sane.

worst part is they will criticise openly but will wish to be in d same position.

FatherBona:
your dad is so cute, wow

and u think u are making sense

I don't actually know way to say, naija don tire me

I hope u know many of ur cabals are among.

everybody wan hammer police, soldier, efcc politicians, Yahoo boys and u tell me the world is normal survival mode has been activated

people holding political office Been treating masses like trash from time immemorial

this guy be making money the way he knows how to some people be hating and carrying his matter for head

nah everyday Dem dey probe, dis witch Hunt in d guise of pighting kwaruption, while d big boys on govt offices wallow in it and everybody throws a blind eye.
All of them are the same from head to toe Nigerians wake up