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TravelRe: Good Beaches in Nigeria & Laws Concerning Alcohol? by simmy(m): 1:32pm On Feb 15, 2007
this my guy must be a member of the british royal family, who else speaks english like thathuh?/ quentin is an apt name, u make me think of some stiff old perverted english gentleman who's looking 4 a lil rump with some voluptous little balck girl from our quaint little country
ps. 9ja is more than twice hte size of the uk.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by simmy(m): 12:50pm On Feb 15, 2007
hey phenom, are u the same ol' phenom?, if its the same phenom he shld know who i am. so if its u, what's up!!! how far with ur runs?, if its not, then its a remarkable coincidence, or ure incognito 4 weva reason, u gave urself up with the '1,2,3,4 both of u come here', we all know who said that!
Music/RadioRe: Classical Music Is Better Than Rap by simmy(m): 11:56am On Feb 15, 2007
the guy who started this thread says it requires no talent to rap! WHAThuh!!!
heres a challenge dog, y dont you write AND perform a rapsong of acceptable standardshuh in like 10years!!!
theres a lot of crappy rap songs out there but rap in its purest form is heaven. People tend to refer to the greats when talking about classical music and 4get about the really crappy ones.
apart 4rom beethoven, mozart and a handful of others classical music SUCKS!!! tongue tongue tongue
if u wanna listen to rap dont go listening to chingy!!huh (apologies), listen to NAS, common, eminem, krayzie bone, twista, busta, ludacris etc, and if u still think rap is crap, then u suck and u deserve classical music
Music/RadioRe: List Your Top 3 Nigerian Songs: by simmy(m): 6:06pm On Feb 13, 2007
1. forever-paul play
2. you & i - plantashun
3. olufumi -stylplus
its kinda hard to pick, when u really think of it, there are so many nice songs
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Better Alternative To Yar'Adua by simmy(m): 5:53pm On Feb 13, 2007
yar'adua forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: What's The Difference Between A Film And A Home Video? by simmy(m): 12:35pm On Dec 07, 2006
hey who's seen amazing grace?
it was shot on celluloid so its not home video, the acting and general production was a lot better thanthe normal crap u see in nollywood but a few n9ja factors still reared its ugly head to make it a below average movie
PoliticsRe: VP Atiku's Decision To Run For The Presidency? by simmy(m): 2:48pm On Dec 06, 2006
Atiku sucks, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Atiku sucks big time
Atiku sucks more
Atiku sucks even more
Atiku suuuuuuuuuuucksssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: Talk About Books You've Read, Authors you love e.t.c. by simmy(m): 2:09pm On Dec 06, 2006
Stephen king
Forum GamesRe: Love It Or Hate It by simmy(m): 5:06pm On Nov 28, 2006
love it!!!!


Soccer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Drogba: I'm Better Than Thiery Henry by simmy(m): 1:51pm On Nov 28, 2006
kanu has scored 8 golas this season too now!.so is he henry's mate as a striker?, season never even reach halfway sef drogba don dey run mouth, silly guy
PoliticsRe: VP Atiku's Decision To Run For The Presidency? by simmy(m): 1:24pm On Nov 28, 2006
wow , i had no idea there was such a thing as an atiku lover, pips can be sooo odd!!!
the dude has a right to contest but i can bet u he's not going to get votes
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by simmy(m): 12:43pm On Nov 22, 2006
Now sista's just trying to be funny, im not going o botha a reply
@exu
Im glad u think many of the said contradicitons are trivial, as far as im concerned 90% of the supposed 'contadictions' in the bible appear trivial
Exactly what the bible is and is not is subject to conjecture, it is not a book of science, the bible's core message might or might not be true but there is absolutely no denying the fact that it is an acceptably accurate historical source. No one can credit or discredit the bible, when we ALL die, we will discover the truth, is there a God?, is it the Xtian God?, does the bible accurately represent His thoughts and plans for mankind?, death will provide that answer for us
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by simmy(m): 6:16pm On Nov 21, 2006
Mayb u should just get this point clear once and for all
The bible was written by MEN!!! thrrough inspiration from God
That means even though, the bible is absolutely accurate in its entirety and in its message a few inconsequential errors might exist especially thru translation
A good example
Mr. A to Mr. B: I am delirious with joy
Mr. B to Mr.C : Mr. A is happy
Even tho the translation of the message is not wrong, it is not exactly accurate is it?, but would it be fair to say that the message is untrue? or has been altered for some deep, dark, mysterious, mind boggling reasons?
Also, if you speak more than 1 language u will realise how impossible it can be at times to translate exact meanings from one language to the other.
If u wanna find contradictions in the bible, you gota do a lot betta than that
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by simmy(m): 5:59pm On Nov 21, 2006
@ Sista
youre the 1 imposing your expectations on the bible. if the bible says in 1 page that there were 11 disciples with Jesus and on another page says 12, it doesnt take an intelligent person to realise the irrelevancy of the point
@reverend
The bible says everyone has sinned, it does not say everyone sins,  which means when a man gets born again even if he has sinned before, he no longer sins anymore, so it is possible for every1 to have sinned before but for a select few to exist who NO LONGER (no longer being the operative words) sin
P.s I really believe u must have a minimum i.q level in order to qualify to read the bible
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by simmy(m): 3:42pm On Nov 20, 2006
and besides i dont get u rpoint? what earth shattering ideological purpose can be achived by sm1 changing Jehoaichin's lenght of rule from three months to three months ten days!!Come on ure smarter than this Mr. Reverend!!!!!
Ur list stinks so badly it must be the biggets joke of the millenium
the sad part is some menatlly lazy people will swallow ur lamely researched text hook, line and sinker
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by simmy(m): 3:33pm On Nov 20, 2006
Man this gets lamer the more i read
Adam was told that if he eats the fruit he would die
Adam lived to a ripe old age
therefore, the bible is inconsistent
Mayb the bible should come with a foreword that reads
"if your i.q is less than 50. do not bother to read, u wouldnt undertsand anyways'
unfortunatelyGod's grace is all encompassing
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by simmy(m): 3:07pm On Nov 20, 2006
Reverend,  i don't have the time to go through your list htoroughly but a cursory glance shows some of them are the result of someone making a mountain out of a molehill, and besides some of the inconsisitencies are irrelevant to the message, who cares if Jesus appeared to 11 or 12 disciples?, who'se doing the counting anyways? also if ure slightly intelligent some of the seeming inconsistencies will make sense like the 1 about God or satan inciting david or the one about Jesus's statements about bearing himself witness, that was lame , dog, and did jesus carry his own cross? yes and no!, He carried it 4 some time and then some1 else hepled him rest of the way, Dog, i dont even have a bible with me, im writing this off the top of my head, ureally have to do ur research right
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by simmy(m): 6:25pm On Nov 17, 2006
A LIL'
She talks a lil'
cos she's a lil' self-conscious
belittled lil' by her friends
they call her obnoxious
and noxious are the fumes that she inhales a lil'
to keep from feeling lil', she started to smoke a lil'
her present mien might mean she hates to be called a drug fiend
she hates to be seen in a scene in which she seems to be sinning
so she goes backdoors and does a lil'
wants more, she buys a lil' more and then gets high a lil' more
but lil' does she know that I know she's brittle
she fiddles with a needle and gets ill in the middle
of a drug induced fantasy, her own inscenced family
drops her in a hospital until she gets well a lil'
because she tends to be rough she pretends she's tough
but of course a puff what was all she needed but now thats not enough
this stuff is no good she broods in a bad mood
dudes start to stay away because she's looking so damn crude
but she cant stop
cos shes stuck in the habit
Dammit!
she cant even understand why she started it
peer pressure or pleasure now her tears cannot be measured
a lotta pain a lil' gain its a shame but sometimes just a lil' can hurt a lot
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by simmy(m): 5:59pm On Nov 16, 2006
I was introduced to hip-hop when I was this short
Still short I'm still being introduced to hip-hop
Street talk ain't 4 me; u educated riff-raff
I laugh when I hear most of your rhymes laced with gang stuff
Hip-hop is of the mind, and of the soul
Let the music hit u; notes of the cleff stave take control
U ignoramus; your music stinks worse than your anus
your bane is, u think ure famous and that thats all the game is
C'mon,  even the earth feels my music
The leaves shake, and the clouds bounce 2 it
I duet with the birds singing earth's chords
And u curse because u fear u've rhymed your last verse
This is an art and walahi ive played my part
Im an artist to the core and im gonna say it 1ce more
this is an art and walahi ive played my part
Im an artiste to the core and ure gonna admit it 1ce and 4 all


2)
Hip-hop dresses up like a flower
Her virginity gives me the power
To drum, dream in her arms
Every night I'm re-seduced by her charms
9-5 I'm in cloud 9
It's like being on a constant drug high
I fly and I float without ever having to roll or choke
And u,  unitiated who never drank in the pleasures of hip-hop
Ask me to do battle with u,  blasphemy unprecedented
We're like Jesus and Judas
Joseph 'n' his brothers
Oedipus and his father
A tragedy together , forever
Come on, even the angels feel my music
They back me up and then they bounce their wings to it
I duet with the fishes in the sea and they sing with me
Can't u see that history
Is being fulfilled in your very eyes
I was prophesied, foretold, told about and still u refuse to see it
This is an art and[b][/b]"Walahi" I've played my part
I'm an artiste to the core and ure going to say it 1ce and for all
This is an art and [b][/b]"Walahi" I've played my part    
I'm an artiste to the core and ure going to admit it 1ce and for all
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by simmy(m): 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2006
not really apoem not really rap, its calld spoken word
RomanceRe: Why Does NYSC 'Kill' Relationships? by simmy(m): 12:18pm On Nov 15, 2006
by the way diyo, whats cracking girl? hows work and all?
RomanceRe: Why Does NYSC 'Kill' Relationships? by simmy(m): 12:17pm On Nov 15, 2006
I think Nysc brings A LOT of people who otherwise would never have met together and that is a good thing. people WILL always misbehave, you cant blame that on NYSC,
I believe that sometimes it takes somethnig like the NYSC (which by the way brings together in an intimate way thousands of young men and women who have their hormones raging to high heavens for at least 3 weeks) to expose you to that wonderful person youve always wanted to be with. Ive met a lot of women in my life and 90% of them didnt make any sense. It took 3wks in NYSC camp to meet the only girl that has to date ever struck a chord in my heart.
FashionRe: Should Women Dress More Modestly? by simmy(m): 6:33pm On Nov 02, 2006
man tht was hilarious
TV/MoviesRe: Dance Movies In Nigeria? by simmy(m): 6:19pm On Nov 02, 2006
weve not been able to produce normal films yet na dance movie we wan do,
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Was Your Day/Yesterday? by simmy(m): 6:13pm On Nov 01, 2006
same as usual, work, ork,rk,k, embarassed cry
Christianity EtcRe: Gospel Valentine by simmy(m): 10:00am On Oct 31, 2006
thats sooo interesting
LiteratureRe: 'Purple Hibiscus' By Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by simmy(m): 9:02am On Oct 31, 2006
ive read the book. theres no denying that shes a promising writer especially when u take her age into consideration, but shes no there yet
a much better book is "ALL good things will come" by some other nigerian female writer. cant recall her name now, a lot more mature than purple hibiscus. both books have similar styles and were released at around the same tome
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Stars Who Can Make It In Hollywood by simmy(m): 8:52am On Oct 31, 2006
I havnt seen the Nigerian actor/actress yet who has what it takes to make it anywhere else but nollywood. Except by making it u mean being an xtra or acting an inconsequential 5 seconds part in some inconsequential grade b hollywood movie which performs inconsequentially commercially.
CultureRe: Ifa - The True Religion Of The Yorubas? by simmy(m): 8:36am On Oct 31, 2006
Religion will never solve the worlds problems because it was NEVER meant to solve the worlds problems. It is a personal thing. Religion is meant to solve YOUR problems. So whatever works for you,  If Ifa worship brings you peace, so be it. If atheism is what you choose and it brings you peace, then worship in the enlightment that you think you have. If Christ is whom you choose, all well and good. Some day, we will all know the truth, and maybe,  we will never,  maybe the agnostics are right, who knows? God knows, but is there a God? Who knows?,  God knows!
TravelRe: ADC Plane Crash In Abuja by simmy(m): 8:18am On Oct 31, 2006
come on Nigerians
I think its a sad cop-out by the minister to blame the pilot. how bad could the weather have been? Planes take off and land in gale 2 force winds , so bad could it have been that afternoon in Abuja? By the way, even if the weather was that bad, who cleared the plane for take -off? isnt that the responsibility of the port management?
I heard that there were 3 xplosions mid-air!!!!!
Was that the weather?
I had made up my mind about Nigerians a long time ago and this sad incident has just strenghtned my convictions

1. Many Nigerians are daft
2. Many Nigerians are ignorant
3. Our leaders are insincere and they assume we are all daft
4. Nigerians are a bunch of jokers
5 Nigerians NEVER learn

Mark my words, there will be a lot of aircrashes before we FINALLY learn our lesson
By the way, I heard ADC got their liscence revoked!!!
Its a pity cry

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