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RomanceRe: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:26pm On Jul 04, 2023
[quote author=Vinnie2000 post=124207706][/quote]grin
RomanceRe: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:02pm On Jul 04, 2023
EMMARNUEL:
Imagine how you go sweet to use do ritual because of how entitled you are.
May you fall for a rich ritualist who will harvest for weak demented pvssy for money ritual..
Na lie you dey talk! angry

Jennyclay's puscy is not weak and I can confirm this
RomanceRe: Warm Kpekus by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:12pm On Jul 03, 2023
NBAjunior:
Is just an harmless question bro try get sense
This no be the first time wey you go ask person that kind question for here.

Na persion wey get gay tendencies go dey ask that kind question repeatedly angry
HealthRe: Joyce Ijeoma Begins 72-Hour Massaging Marathon To Break Guinness Record (Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:48am On Jul 03, 2023
I hope there will be Happy Ending grin
RomanceRe: Warm Kpekus by SIMPonPatrol(m):
NBAjunior:
Do you have a big dick?
Mr Gaybriel,I just dey use corner eye look you angry
RomanceRe: Warm Kpekus by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:45am On Jul 03, 2023
shortgun:
You'll never match my record with d females in 20 life times...just rest wink.
You want to start dick measuring contest here grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Hates Pussy Sucking? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:57am On Jul 03, 2023
The only Nairaland ladies I can suck their puscies are grin
uyaiincomparabl
Pocohantas
JennyClay
CrimeRe: Lagos Businessman Spreads Widow's Nude Photos, Demands Refund Of Love Expenses by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2023
Jennyclay:
@dre11 you’re also part of the problem we have in this country. Why do you blur the useless man facehuh You should have let us see his useless face so that nobody would fall victim again undecided

If you know you can’t reveal his face then don’t report the news. Well, I don’t blame you, all men are the same. Nonsense!!!

Biko, the police should get the useless blackmailer arrested ASAP. undecided

Foolish men everywhere!!!
Jennyclay my love I would love to take you out for launch this weekend grin
CelebritiesRe: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:21am On Jul 02, 2023
slimjohn2k5:
Highway to poverty
Na lie!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Prefer Being Baby Mamas Than Getting Married ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:03am On Jul 02, 2023
If the desirable is not available the available becomes desirable grin
RomanceRe: We Have Beautiful Daughters. Pls Come & Marry Them - Mom Begs Men (Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:01am On Jul 02, 2023
Savedday2:
Lie, lie! We no go marry them. Let them keep their over used kpekus.

The day they'll invent an instrument to measure mileage of kpekus erh. Nobody will ever marry a 9ja girl
You people will just be talking rubbish as if you've ever been outside the country to check out girls from other countries
RomanceRe: We Have Beautiful Daughters. Pls Come & Marry Them - Mom Begs Men (Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:59am On Jul 02, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
True that.

We're no longer persuasive.

If a girl says no, we leave am immediately for the next person.

Unlike before.
No time to check time.

There are plenty of fishes in the ocean grin
FamilyRe: This Is A Photo Of Father & Daughter In Ilorin & Not Husband & Wife by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:53am On Jul 02, 2023
taylor89:
Is that not Sanusi

North has really dealt with our paedophile mindsets

If this Was any part of the country nobody for argue but since it’s North there has been a mixed feelings
We all can see how it ended.

You're a fukking tribal bigot!
RomanceRe: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:09pm On Jun 29, 2023
pussyphilia:
Wow! My kind of lady.

Op give me her number if she is cute. I love violent girls to help tame me.



cool shocked cool shocked
Ba careful what you wish for!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi. Nairalanders, Tell Us What You Do For A Living. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:22pm On Jun 29, 2023
I do simping to women for a living grin
TV/MoviesRe: No Nudity Warning Required For Dstv's Shaka Zulu Series Despite Complaint (pix) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:06pm On Jun 29, 2023
I hope all the ladies in this show have breasts that still standing grin
CelebritiesRe: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:03pm On Jun 29, 2023
NwokoloOwa:
Yea. It's effective when you master it especially when you're in control of you heart not just your head smiley. Like Davido smiley
The only way it can be effeftive is if you do just 1 round apart from that once you go for a second round the semen in your dick can get the lady pregnant
CelebritiesRe: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2023
mycaremimi:
I'm only here to read comment shocked angry
Would you allow a guy to withdraw just when you're about to climax? grin
RomanceRe: Help The Simps by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2023
Helpthesimps:
Hello Guys. It's time to help the simps! All simps should come in here to learn from smart guys successful tips of relationship, love and sex matters. Let's roll in best pieces of advice to the simps. I go first. Don't rely on toasting only one girl. Be courageous! Increase the number of girls you toast from time to time. This will help u not get scammed by a particular girl who wants to use her brain to collect your money. If you don't my mind, you can patronize the runs girls from time to time in case the girls you chasing after are proving hard to get when Konji wan kill u! Additionally, try and find out if the new girl you are attracted to is not even a lesbian before you waste all your money, energy and time for nothing. Some lesbians disguise a lot and just play along with you and can even tell you that they have a "boyfriend". "Shebi na you want waste your money". It's a win win for those types of girls. She will tell "Well, I told you that I have a boyfriend from the beginning". Let's try and learn to be smart in order to prevent being used and hurt.
I can guarantee I get more puscy than you
RomanceRe: Men Have Been Wired To Worship Women’s Buttocks(pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:16am On Jun 29, 2023
kyber:
You can’t tell me nothing, this pic speaks different volume in many words.

This is what you get for being simps

Spits
Nothing wrong with beng a simp

Being a simp makes it easy for you to get puscy grin
RomanceRe: How Important Is Appearance For A Serious Relationship For Nigerians? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:50am On Jun 29, 2023
GodWrites:
That fact of life is that humans are shallow, ruled by what they see.
As beauty no matter make you go marry very ugly wife
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:58am On Jun 29, 2023
Mayeldah:
So you wan compare Yul and Davido? are you serious?

Yul married his two wives, moreover there is a difference between 2 and 6
All na the same thing, na extra puscy dem dey find grin
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:56am On Jun 29, 2023
Believeintruth:
What tribe is Sammy Okposo?
He was Urhobo from Delta State
RomanceRe: Giving Love A Chance Again by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:08am On Jun 29, 2023
Queenserah26:
I wish you well sis. Love is indeed a beautiful thing.
Love without money is incomplete
RomanceRe: Reactions To This Comment On Facebook That May We Never Marry Men That Disgrace by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:48am On Jun 29, 2023
Na Chioma matter dem dey discus for here grin
RomanceRe: How Ladies Give My Fiancé 'Green Light' In My Presence, Not Minding My Ring by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:44am On Jun 29, 2023
There is love in sharing grin
RomanceRe: Choose Between Your Wife Or Your Job by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:08am On Jun 28, 2023
It depends on the circumstance
RomanceRe: Pregnant Woman Goes Naked To Take Maternity Photoshoot(pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:04am On Jun 28, 2023
kyber:
All the guys in the studio, camera crew gets to see you UnCloth,go nude, then dress up, before you now bring it out for the world to see, ok I understand that a mad person doesn't have shame,but did you even consider your husband, parents, siblings, pastor and friends? How do u expect them to react or even feel, nnanne if we want to be sincere everything is wrong with this act of shamelessness
The camera crew can see but they can't touch grin
RomanceRe: Pregnant Woman Goes Naked To Take Maternity Photoshoot(pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:02am On Jun 28, 2023
seunmohmoh:
This is so wrong!!
What is so wrong about it?

Its not like her puscy is even visible
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:00am On Jun 28, 2023
Kennyfancy:
Yoruba men and lack of self control
You are a goat!

So Sammy Okposo and Yul Edochie are also yoruba?
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:58am On Jun 28, 2023
Sunisonflex39:
She set pass Chioma
Liar liar!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Avoid Baldheaded Men! Especially The Light Skinned Ones (photos) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:41pm On Jun 25, 2023
siofra:
I'm 31, what are you talking abouthuh
Which part of country are you from?

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