Romance › Re: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:26pm On Jul 04, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 2:02pm On Jul 04, 2023 |
EMMARNUEL: Imagine how you go sweet to use do ritual because of how entitled you are. May you fall for a rich ritualist who will harvest for weak demented pvssy for money ritual.. Na lie you dey talk!  Jennyclay's puscy is not weak and I can confirm this |
Romance › Re: Warm Kpekus by SIMPonPatrol(m): 12:12pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
NBAjunior: Is just an harmless question bro try get sense This no be the first time wey you go ask person that kind question for here. Na persion wey get gay tendencies go dey ask that kind question repeatedly  |
Health › Re: Joyce Ijeoma Begins 72-Hour Massaging Marathon To Break Guinness Record (Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:48am On Jul 03, 2023 |
I hope there will be Happy Ending  |
Romance › Re: Warm Kpekus by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:47am On Jul 03, 2023*. Modified: 12:10pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
NBAjunior: Do you have a big dick? Mr Gaybriel,I just dey use corner eye look you  |
Romance › Re: Warm Kpekus by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:45am On Jul 03, 2023 |
shortgun: You'll never match my record with d females in 20 life times...just rest . You want to start dick measuring contest here  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Hates Pussy Sucking? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:57am On Jul 03, 2023 |
The only Nairaland ladies I can suck their puscies are  uyaiincomparabl Pocohantas JennyClay |
Crime › Re: Lagos Businessman Spreads Widow's Nude Photos, Demands Refund Of Love Expenses by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
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Celebrities › Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:21am On Jul 02, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Prefer Being Baby Mamas Than Getting Married ? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:03am On Jul 02, 2023 |
If the desirable is not available the available becomes desirable  |
Romance › Re: We Have Beautiful Daughters. Pls Come & Marry Them - Mom Begs Men (Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:01am On Jul 02, 2023 |
Savedday2: Lie, lie! We no go marry them. Let them keep their over used kpekus.
The day they'll invent an instrument to measure mileage of kpekus erh. Nobody will ever marry a 9ja girl You people will just be talking rubbish as if you've ever been outside the country to check out girls from other countries |
Romance › Re: We Have Beautiful Daughters. Pls Come & Marry Them - Mom Begs Men (Video) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:59am On Jul 02, 2023 |
iHateFraudsters: True that.
We're no longer persuasive.
If a girl says no, we leave am immediately for the next person.
Unlike before. No time to check time. There are plenty of fishes in the ocean  |
Family › Re: This Is A Photo Of Father & Daughter In Ilorin & Not Husband & Wife by SIMPonPatrol(m): 8:53am On Jul 02, 2023 |
taylor89: Is that not Sanusi
North has really dealt with our paedophile mindsets
If this Was any part of the country nobody for argue but since it’s North there has been a mixed feelings We all can see how it ended. You're a fukking tribal bigot! |
Romance › Re: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:09pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Hi. Nairalanders, Tell Us What You Do For A Living. by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:22pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
I do simping to women for a living  |
TV/Movies › Re: No Nudity Warning Required For Dstv's Shaka Zulu Series Despite Complaint (pix) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:06pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
I hope all the ladies in this show have breasts that still standing  |
Celebrities › Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:03pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
NwokoloOwa: Yea. It's effective when you master it especially when you're in control of you heart not just your head . Like Davido  The only way it can be effeftive is if you do just 1 round apart from that once you go for a second round the semen in your dick can get the lady pregnant |
Celebrities › Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by SIMPonPatrol(m): 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Help The Simps by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Helpthesimps: Hello Guys. It's time to help the simps! All simps should come in here to learn from smart guys successful tips of relationship, love and sex matters. Let's roll in best pieces of advice to the simps. I go first. Don't rely on toasting only one girl. Be courageous! Increase the number of girls you toast from time to time. This will help u not get scammed by a particular girl who wants to use her brain to collect your money. If you don't my mind, you can patronize the runs girls from time to time in case the girls you chasing after are proving hard to get when Konji wan kill u! Additionally, try and find out if the new girl you are attracted to is not even a lesbian before you waste all your money, energy and time for nothing. Some lesbians disguise a lot and just play along with you and can even tell you that they have a "boyfriend". "Shebi na you want waste your money". It's a win win for those types of girls. She will tell "Well, I told you that I have a boyfriend from the beginning". Let's try and learn to be smart in order to prevent being used and hurt. I can guarantee I get more puscy than you |
Romance › Re: Men Have Been Wired To Worship Women’s Buttocks(pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:16am On Jun 29, 2023 |
kyber: You can’t tell me nothing, this pic speaks different volume in many words.
This is what you get for being simps
Spits Nothing wrong with beng a simp Being a simp makes it easy for you to get puscy  |
Romance › Re: How Important Is Appearance For A Serious Relationship For Nigerians? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 9:50am On Jun 29, 2023 |
GodWrites: That fact of life is that humans are shallow, ruled by what they see. As beauty no matter make you go marry very ugly wife |
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:58am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Mayeldah: So you wan compare Yul and Davido? are you serious?
Yul married his two wives, moreover there is a difference between 2 and 6 All na the same thing, na extra puscy dem dey find  |
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:56am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Believeintruth: What tribe is Sammy Okposo? He was Urhobo from Delta State |
Romance › Re: Giving Love A Chance Again by SIMPonPatrol(m): 6:08am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Queenserah26: I wish you well sis. Love is indeed a beautiful thing. Love without money is incomplete |
Romance › Re: Reactions To This Comment On Facebook That May We Never Marry Men That Disgrace by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:48am On Jun 29, 2023 |
Na Chioma matter dem dey discus for here  |
Romance › Re: How Ladies Give My Fiancé 'Green Light' In My Presence, Not Minding My Ring by SIMPonPatrol(m): 5:44am On Jun 29, 2023 |
There is love in sharing  |
Romance › Re: Choose Between Your Wife Or Your Job by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:08am On Jun 28, 2023 |
It depends on the circumstance |
Romance › Re: Pregnant Woman Goes Naked To Take Maternity Photoshoot(pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:04am On Jun 28, 2023 |
kyber: All the guys in the studio, camera crew gets to see you UnCloth,go nude, then dress up, before you now bring it out for the world to see, ok I understand that a mad person doesn't have shame,but did you even consider your husband, parents, siblings, pastor and friends? How do u expect them to react or even feel, nnanne if we want to be sincere everything is wrong with this act of shamelessness The camera crew can see but they can't touch  |
Romance › Re: Pregnant Woman Goes Naked To Take Maternity Photoshoot(pictures) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:02am On Jun 28, 2023 |
seunmohmoh: This is so wrong!! What is so wrong about it? Its not like her puscy is even visible |
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 11:00am On Jun 28, 2023 |
Kennyfancy: Yoruba men and lack of self control You are a goat! So Sammy Okposo and Yul Edochie are also yoruba? |
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by SIMPonPatrol(m): 10:58am On Jun 28, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies, Avoid Baldheaded Men! Especially The Light Skinned Ones (photos) by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:41pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
siofra: I'm 31, what are you talking about Which part of country are you from? |