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FG and NDA, two clowns deceiving themselves

Generalwoodz:
I don't know who needs this but this format na steady cash out. Tell client you're stranded in Afghanistan. Deep inside and surrounded on all fronts by the Taliban. You have a cat named Lace. You 've got three siblings, Who have been pretty scared since the Taliban forcefully took control of the government... Electricity supply has been so erractic, internet not readily available and they've already excuted two gays and one woman for
not wearing Hijab.
Popsy and momsy escaped been killed by whisker because they were part of ousted government. Take the hand of the client and drag her through the emotional pathways.
Then KABOOM! you dropped the bomb!

$3k bill. Story how an American Pilot, with groups of marine wants to help evacuate some willing persons who has got 5k$

Hian! Agba cooker

World War Z

Kemi Adetiba opor

Only one star Boy.. Big Wiz opor.. e still dey cook

Ole lé evrybody enitilè moba sha ni barowo (in Naira Maley voice) lol.. even some of our celebrities dey do SBSD (Sugar Baby/Daddy) & onlyfan with their real account o, wen dey got bursted , dey claim their account was hacked

Nwachi22:
FG will never ban BB naija. They use it to distract a lot of Nigerian youths.

Exactly what I was about to say. Infact they may even be sponsoring it lowkey sef

I got my PS connected so I’m into multiplayer and I’ve got DJs and few clubbers as friends who always have one show or the other . So if I’m not indoor with my PS , I’m out there with them boiz

Lol this nurse is advising me to do what I love to do already, must be nice
Breast is life

May29

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

Omo! See as this one just dissect my life in 1secs except some parts aren’t true though, atleast not for me

hardon1:

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See you, u don't know ladies like this can change story for your head. He has to have an evidence.

If fight erupt, a girl like this can claim the driver is trying to rape or assault her

Don’t mind all these people jare. I don’t even understand their level of hypocrisy and simping . Many times these ladies have twisted story against the Uber driver and only few, very few would wait to hear the side of the driver before crucifying him but now that the driver is making his own evidence just to be vindicated, he’s now doing the wrong thing? Everybody should getat Abeg

Lol person attempt all questions but time elapsed as she’s about to click submit

lol.. see format

obtwice:
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I called their office they got back to me asking i applied for ICPC... i said yes... note: i forwarded d email i got them to verify d source... so its for ICPC.... thanks

Is it possible for anyone to have applied to this and not remember??

What’s the full meaning of DSCL?
A lady in my office showed me the mail in spam this afternoon and couldn’t really recollect if she applied for job relating to DSCL. Beside, I noticed the email domain is different from the DSCL domain

Any older woman in the house?? HMU

She must have thought about it, like you guys are going to kuku see this thing eventually so what's there to package in the first place lol. But what could have caused this kind of thing if she's 21 as she said

I started watching this show cos of Laycon and I’m not sure I want to continue

May God help you

I cannot verify this statistics but I know there’s money in transportation, big money

Atimes I feel like these people know what they are doing just to have people talking . It’s either they are chasing clout or there’s hidden motives or they are just being foolish

If safety is our priority , i think either one is ok cos i want to believe you are going to be in the Admin section and not there on the field. i would go for immigration if i'm to select one though

Stop capping sh!t OP.. There’s no wrong place to find love

Na that fufu own even dey pain me past. B4, N50 fufu b like Daniel Regha’s head but now it’s just like Agbani’s breast

Every arrow of infirmity!, what are you waiting for!!!? Die!!!!!!!!!

punta:
I count myself privileged and blessed to have gotten this job with my M.Sc. I was interviewed thrice for this job and placed on the exact rank I was qualified for. Some of my colleagues were simply called to pick up appointment letters while some wrote exams and were interviewed also. Anything can happen, keep hope alive.

Oh wow! Good for you I guess

The other day I saw someone who looted D-iL-Do

punta:
I work in a federal government Parastatal as a level 15 officer. I have colleagues that came in with lower qualifications even though they are better qualified. Right now a lot of them are disillusioned and demotivated. Why you may ask? They have seen their contemporaries with same qualifications they posses being placed above them as their superiors. Their desperation and impatience has placed them where they would rather not be. Even after applying for proper placement, nothing has changed. Now they have to wait for years before they can get to the same ranks they could have entered with.

My advice might mean nothing to someone who has been unemployed for a long while but when you wear the shoes, your eye go clear.

Does it mean that people who have HND/BSc don’t have hope on a neutral ground? Do posts which require first degree are strictly by slot? Cos I hear these things alot about people believing they have higher chance of getting government job using lower qualifications even when they are over qualified. I don’t understand

omo! Tinubu will do anything to please the north for now for his ambition lol

This one na lie jare

LOL, BUHARI NA CRUISE MAN