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The economy is hard.....courtesy of the dullard in asorock.

At home.....
I had an accident.

What a lifeless speech..

ceeroh:
I give it to OP. Mine is also PONCHE... That drink is maaaad. You'd definitely finish a whole bottle if it's chilled and cos of it's sweet taste.

And then shit starts to hit the fan. It would stay in your system for nothing less than 3days and your body will be doing you somehow.

My own experience wasn't funny at all. I took it on 2different occasions and that was it. I stopped!!!

That sweet taste is a trap....I was still a novist then...I actually drank more than a bottle of PONCHE...

What is the one type of alcohol you can't drink any more because probably it almost killed you...


Mine is PONCHE(ALC.40%).....Exactly on a Christmas day...I went to visit a friend, he offered me ponche.....Because of its sweet taste I drank more than a bottle, not even considering its alcoholic content...I became unconscious and fell down.....I was unconscious for about 8hours and vomited for more than 15hours....(I vomitted while i was still unconscious, according to my friends)...The abdominal pain was very very severe. I prayed for forgiveness if eventually I don't make it.. I finally recovered after two days..

Ever since then I find it difficult drinking brandy, whisky and gin....Just beer only...

Share your experience let have fun..

Blakewilli:
Actresses be marrying empire builders-Regina Daniels,mercy johnson,omotola,etc. This one is 5STAR(*****) Hotel!! Thinking of Hotel buz. seriously now

It's Not a 5STAR hotel.

IamPlato:
if You Want A Long Slim Dick Then Use That method. I Dont Advice It For You

Jelqing should be alright I guess?..

IamPlato:
First I Will Start With Clearing The Myth That Masturbation causes Erectile Dysfunction, Jerking Off Doesnt Cause Dysfunction... Some Say That It Is Constant Masturbation that Causes It, No It Doesnt.

What Is Erectile Dysfunction? Inability To Maintain Erection.

Too Much Masturbation Can Reduce Erection but Will Not Become Completely Useless. If You Get A Mouth Gig your Dick Will React And Get Hard and In The Process Of InterCourse the Erection Will Be Stable.

Somebody Who Masturbates Three Times A Day Is Addicted and Is Doing So Because He Is Jobless Or Very Less Busy, a Busy Schedule Will Solve that Addiction.

I Will Use Myself As An Example, Masturbation has Advantages More Than Disadvantages and I Will Show You how To Enlarge Your Dick And Last Long.

What about penile hanging.... Any idea about it?.
I learnt if you don't have an extender, there is no need for penile hanging...

You are the person OP...no one will kill you if you admit it happened to you.

Zaneykid23:
thanks for the kind wishes, yes I disclosure my location inorder to boost my chances, remember even ppl for Yankee dey dis forum, at least my future hubby go know say me sef don hustle well.... anyways boy bye

I ain't a boy......

Moreso I believe there are also single men in Dubai.....
Except you want your hubby to be based in Nigeria, while you remain in Dubai..

Zaneykid23:
Hi all my name is Zane, am 33yrs old , working in Dubai, I am from South South Nigeria.

Pls if u re in a serious relationship, don't pm ok!

I almost did this months ago, but I changed my mind...

I feel you are a scammer like someone pointed out.......
You intentionally disclosed your location(wish might be fake) to get more client.........
Anyway, happy searching...

sexymoma:
I'll always say this...
Guys will appreciate big boots first before dey notice you are intelligent.
buh if you are intelligent without hips, bweast with correct back.. before you see person admire you
e go tey.. Awon okunrin, won ya were gan, agaga awon teko!!

What is the meaning of agaga a won teko?.

saxha:
Then try your luck. Except the cost of going to the interview is much.
After all, not all the interviewees will get the job.

Exactly bro....
I will try..

No wonder some men are not satisfied with the size of their péñis....After sighting a big yanch all you wish to have is a big 10 inch penis to devour her ass....


BTW..

No penis size is considered too big for the vagina.....Even a 20 inch long and 15inch wide penis will still enter the vagina, and she won't feel it..

saxha:
If eventually you get the job, can you perform well with little or no supervision?

Yes I will..

Maj196:
You brought this upon yourself. Why falsify your CV in the first place? my advice don't go so that you won't embarrass yourself there.

Hmmm!!
Honesty I don't want to embarrass myself cos I know nothing about the job.

Nairalanders please I need your help...
Recently I got a job invitation for a position I have no job experience.
Its a Junior management level job in a big company..

***Every job experience I penned down on my CV was false...But my CV was very rich and spectacular...

Please how do I prepare for the interview.....Please I need your intelligent advice.

Buratai boys are killing people extra-judicially.

ogunsbanjul:
Sorry for the pain. Meanwhile, before anything boil water and put it inside bucket, add plenty SALT inside too then cover your body down. Sit on it for a while. You have to endure it because it's painful. Do it like 3 times daily (morning, afternoon and evening) for like 3 to 5 days watzup me through 07054576285

Bull$hit man....no one does that again, the hot water would succeed in making healing almost impossible.....
Moreover pile has no cure.
PLEASE OP DONT INSERT YOUR ANUS IN HOT WATER, IT WILL AGGRAVATE THE PROBLEM

akeensbussy:
if truly you need help, This is what to do.

There is a leaf, if a lady use it to touch her breast it will become over bigger but if a guy use that leaf to touch his dick, it will not harm you rather it will help u to increase your dick as u apply it.

The name of the leaf is called (Pandoro) in Yoruba..to get that leaf visit (elewe omo) Those people that sell traditional things in the market. Also ask for (ori amo) a grease like. all these are Yoruba name.

Miss the two together and use it to massage your dick every morning then observe your dick as it grow, fat and thick.

it is real with no side effect. You Will thank me later.

How do I get the pandoro and ori amo?.

I reside in the north...

40seconds man

Naija security and fake life sha...

All for the cam..

Feranchek:
Pure scam or wickedness from the agent jor. Even the worst bookmaker, bet9ja, will give you cash out since the next phase of games (in this case, just one game) is coming up the next day.


Modified:
Y'all calling sport betting gambling, abeg, is there really any difference between sport betting and forex?? I'm open to learning, so educate me on this

You asked a good question here...

Criticaltemp:
no be only car theft na car thueving. Fool

Idiöt

Punchline33:
Have u ever nack a woman so good she starts apologizing for all her wrongdoings? She starts making promises and begging u not to share ur odogwu with another woman? Just nack well and leave the rest for her to decide what she wants

That won't stop a her from sleeping around...You seem to under estimate ladies....
Same lady will say you don't know how to straf...

Marlians.......Una mentor is a car theft....

I got an info naira marley is also into rituals.


#insidelife#

Promise47:
guy go and study industrial Mathematics you will love it and thank me later

Thanks bro...
I will make more research on industrial mathematics..

Iceking1:
God bless you bro i appreciate you finding time to respond to me. I greatly appreciate. i believe you 101%. back then i had done alot of penis exercises. My length was 5 inches on the dot and my girth was 3.8 very thin... You won't understand what i said very thin, it is so thin this size i mentioned above is when am erect, so i did alot on researches on Google and i found a couple of exercises, i did stretching manually and i also heard about the weight hanging on the dick i could not get the device then so i normally uses a sledge hammer, sometimes i would add plier and cutters to it to add more weight, and now am 6 inches, sometimes 6.1 inches on the dot. So in essence i gained 1 inches in length, and since then i couldn't gain anything to it again despite buying the penis extender device. The extender didn't work it couldn't take me out of 6.i would really loved to have a 6.5 dick though. BACK TO GIRTH..... I did jelqing for more then 6 months and i gained 0.3 inches girth from jelqing, and i couldn't gain anything to the 0.3 i had with jelqing anymore. So i switched to the more advanced exercises like the squeeze and standing ulis. I don't knw if i spelt that correctly and i gained 0.2 from the advanced exercises. I tried alot of other advanced penis exercises but i couldn't gain anything again. So in essence i gained 1 inches in length and 0.5 in girth. Everyday i always wishes i was 4.5 in girth, the 0.5 i gained would have been very okay and perfect for me i would have been 5. But unfortunately i was born with a baby girth of 3.8, so now am 6 inches in length and 4.3 in girth, my dick is still very so thin.
Right now am so crazy for girth i care less for length the girth is all that matters to me. Bro please how much does the bate mate cost and how long will it take to get shipped to Nigeria? And most importantly bro. Do you think with the condition am in now that am unable to gain anything anymore from both the basic and advanced girth exercise, do you think i would be able to gain something from the batemate. I'm anxiously waiting for your response please. Your response is very important to me bro please.

How long did it take you to achieve this increase in length?.

Northmall:
Saw a thread earlier about a 23 year old guy asking if it's too late to go back to school. I am 26 years old, I'll be starting a fresh degree journey next year.

Same here...
I intend starting a fresh degree in mathematics...

fuckpro:
So when you slap me I have every right to shot you dead

You should be sent back to the mental fortress you escaped from

You lack the mental capacity to comprehend...

You need to return all the money your parent wasted trying to educate you.