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Zaneykid23:
Hi all my name is Zane, am 33yrs old , working in Dubai, I am from South South Nigeria.

Pls if u re in a serious relationship, don't pm ok!

I almost did this months ago, but I changed my mind...

I feel you are a scammer like someone pointed out.......
You intentionally disclosed your location(wish might be fake) to get more client.........
Anyway, happy searching...

sexymoma:
I'll always say this...
Guys will appreciate big boots first before dey notice you are intelligent.
buh if you are intelligent without hips, bweast with correct back.. before you see person admire you
e go tey.. Awon okunrin, won ya were gan, agaga awon teko!!

What is the meaning of agaga a won teko?.

saxha:
Then try your luck. Except the cost of going to the interview is much.
After all, not all the interviewees will get the job.

Exactly bro....
I will try..

No wonder some men are not satisfied with the size of their péñis....After sighting a big yanch all you wish to have is a big 10 inch penis to devour her ass....


BTW..

No penis size is considered too big for the vagina.....Even a 20 inch long and 15inch wide penis will still enter the vagina, and she won't feel it..

saxha:
If eventually you get the job, can you perform well with little or no supervision?

Yes I will..

Maj196:
You brought this upon yourself. Why falsify your CV in the first place? my advice don't go so that you won't embarrass yourself there.

Hmmm!!
Honesty I don't want to embarrass myself cos I know nothing about the job.

Nairalanders please I need your help...
Recently I got a job invitation for a position I have no job experience.
Its a Junior management level job in a big company..

***Every job experience I penned down on my CV was false...But my CV was very rich and spectacular...

Please how do I prepare for the interview.....Please I need your intelligent advice.

Buratai boys are killing people extra-judicially.

ogunsbanjul:
Sorry for the pain. Meanwhile, before anything boil water and put it inside bucket, add plenty SALT inside too then cover your body down. Sit on it for a while. You have to endure it because it's painful. Do it like 3 times daily (morning, afternoon and evening) for like 3 to 5 days watzup me through 07054576285

Bull$hit man....no one does that again, the hot water would succeed in making healing almost impossible.....
Moreover pile has no cure.
PLEASE OP DONT INSERT YOUR ANUS IN HOT WATER, IT WILL AGGRAVATE THE PROBLEM

akeensbussy:
if truly you need help, This is what to do.

There is a leaf, if a lady use it to touch her breast it will become over bigger but if a guy use that leaf to touch his dick, it will not harm you rather it will help u to increase your dick as u apply it.

The name of the leaf is called (Pandoro) in Yoruba..to get that leaf visit (elewe omo) Those people that sell traditional things in the market. Also ask for (ori amo) a grease like. all these are Yoruba name.

Miss the two together and use it to massage your dick every morning then observe your dick as it grow, fat and thick.

it is real with no side effect. You Will thank me later.

How do I get the pandoro and ori amo?.

I reside in the north...

40seconds man

Naija security and fake life sha...

All for the cam..

Feranchek:
Pure scam or wickedness from the agent jor. Even the worst bookmaker, bet9ja, will give you cash out since the next phase of games (in this case, just one game) is coming up the next day.


Modified:
Y'all calling sport betting gambling, abeg, is there really any difference between sport betting and forex?? I'm open to learning, so educate me on this

You asked a good question here...

Criticaltemp:
no be only car theft na car thueving. Fool

Idiöt

Punchline33:
Have u ever nack a woman so good she starts apologizing for all her wrongdoings? She starts making promises and begging u not to share ur odogwu with another woman? Just nack well and leave the rest for her to decide what she wants

That won't stop a her from sleeping around...You seem to under estimate ladies....
Same lady will say you don't know how to straf...

Marlians.......Una mentor is a car theft....

I got an info naira marley is also into rituals.


#insidelife#

Promise47:
guy go and study industrial Mathematics you will love it and thank me later

Thanks bro...
I will make more research on industrial mathematics..

Iceking1:
God bless you bro i appreciate you finding time to respond to me. I greatly appreciate. i believe you 101%. back then i had done alot of penis exercises. My length was 5 inches on the dot and my girth was 3.8 very thin... You won't understand what i said very thin, it is so thin this size i mentioned above is when am erect, so i did alot on researches on Google and i found a couple of exercises, i did stretching manually and i also heard about the weight hanging on the dick i could not get the device then so i normally uses a sledge hammer, sometimes i would add plier and cutters to it to add more weight, and now am 6 inches, sometimes 6.1 inches on the dot. So in essence i gained 1 inches in length, and since then i couldn't gain anything to it again despite buying the penis extender device. The extender didn't work it couldn't take me out of 6.i would really loved to have a 6.5 dick though. BACK TO GIRTH..... I did jelqing for more then 6 months and i gained 0.3 inches girth from jelqing, and i couldn't gain anything to the 0.3 i had with jelqing anymore. So i switched to the more advanced exercises like the squeeze and standing ulis. I don't knw if i spelt that correctly and i gained 0.2 from the advanced exercises. I tried alot of other advanced penis exercises but i couldn't gain anything again. So in essence i gained 1 inches in length and 0.5 in girth. Everyday i always wishes i was 4.5 in girth, the 0.5 i gained would have been very okay and perfect for me i would have been 5. But unfortunately i was born with a baby girth of 3.8, so now am 6 inches in length and 4.3 in girth, my dick is still very so thin.
Right now am so crazy for girth i care less for length the girth is all that matters to me. Bro please how much does the bate mate cost and how long will it take to get shipped to Nigeria? And most importantly bro. Do you think with the condition am in now that am unable to gain anything anymore from both the basic and advanced girth exercise, do you think i would be able to gain something from the batemate. I'm anxiously waiting for your response please. Your response is very important to me bro please.

How long did it take you to achieve this increase in length?.

Northmall:
Saw a thread earlier about a 23 year old guy asking if it's too late to go back to school. I am 26 years old, I'll be starting a fresh degree journey next year.

Same here...
I intend starting a fresh degree in mathematics...

fuckpro:
So when you slap me I have every right to shot you dead

You should be sent back to the mental fortress you escaped from

You lack the mental capacity to comprehend...

You need to return all the money your parent wasted trying to educate you.

Why must he retaliate?...
Only a fool fights a man holding a gun..

frozen70:
Just like you said "lust"

A lady will not cheat you if really true love exist in the first place

OK if you want to pick on women that cheats when a guy gets broke

What about you guys that despite being engaged to a woman still cheats with out remorse, donk you know it hurst women❓

Just the way it hurts you guys ladies lraby you when you are broke, that's the same way it hurts us when you leave us for another lady

Until men starts detaching thier third legs and give to women to hold and men puts a reader like a meter in the women pussy

No one will rest in this issue

True talk.

helinues:
How sir?

You are very bias in every comment you post on the politics section.
You are also an unrepentant tribalist...

abbiboy:
Ishawo road is more critical in a total mess..he should put that to consideration.

You stay at isawo?.

helinues:
Real abians or let me say real Igbo's dont support corruption in any form.. Only the Pdp miscreants will see this as witch hunting

You and this your APC/PDP reasoning.

helinues:
I am waiting for the wailers to call this witch hunting after accusing Kalu himself for being corrupt

Wailers, what yah say

We are extremely happy about it..He embezzled the collective resources of the Abians.

Tobinrobin:
A friend of mine who got married this year at a really huge event center has divorced the husband. The marriage didn’t even last 4 months sef.

At lekki right?

ekineme:
Learn and master forex trading

But how?..

thorpido:
Scan results read +2 weeks so it will give you 6 weeks and not the 4 weeks you are calculating.

According to the OP he gave her an after sex tablet which she injested.

Jimbadly:
You are definitely the father of the unborn child. Don't expect the pregnancy test to be 100 percent accurate on the date she took in, cos this is still the very early stage.

If you're still in doubt, you can take her to Ogwugwu ukpa ani shrine to swear that she never had sex with any other man prior to having sex with you recently.

Or you might as well wait till the baby is born to carry out a DNA test to determine the paternity of the baby.

Cheerio.

She took an after sex tablet which works perfectly....
The write up be like home video.

rexwalters:
Something your father and Pdp couldn't do in 16 years, Abracadabra, keep wishing for magic, but you can appeal to Atiku to send you one mikano gen set?

Dumb response... I am neither PDP nor APC...When next you are responding to my comment concerning the welfare and infrastructure of Nigeria try to be neutral...

Spman:
Guys make una help me o...
I only had sex once and that was 2015..Then I do masturbate but later stopped due to what I heard about the effects.... Then I keep on looking for a new babe till recently I got one and she visited me today but I tried all my best my dick refused to rise... And this same dick rose early d morning very hard... Ah was so embarrassed, she had to be pestering me that it's temporary issh that I shouldn't worry...
So am. Confused what could be the cause is it the stress I go through?
And moreover I don't Bleep since then so there is no way infection could be the cause..
I don't take alcohol also
Even sugar I don't take them...
I also do exercise occasionally
But why me today am not just happy right now.... So sad.

Cos she ain't attractive...
Is she a Bobrisky?.

I came out safe from there..