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While Nigerians are still blaming village people and spiritual forces for their woes.

enemyofprogress:
I wonder why this kind luck no dey show face for my side, I go fok am tire, get her nude pictures and turn the table against her. Next time my prick no go hungry her again

You be real "enemy of progress"

at 38 you suppose don man-up. ur mates dey Malaysia, china... You fall our hand

Pictures like this causes two things. Depression or Inspiration. it now depends on your state of mind

bemagnify:
If you have international passport contact me I can move your account to USA with your details

Is it possible to move a Nigerian account to USA acct? if yes, how does this work

This guy should be grateful to God he wasn't killed. Many entered their farm and didn't come out alive

franchasng:
People should never doubt if America is the greatest country on earth because America is the number 1 country in the world today, why

1.) America has the highest number of billionaires in the world followed by China with times 3 of their population

2.) America has the richest companies in the world that also employs the highest number of workers from all over the world!

3.) America owns the most number of internet and ICT companies that have empowered, employed and enriched people from all over the world, these companies include - Google (AdSense, YouTube, admob, etc), Fiverr, upwork, blogger, WordPress, Amazon, eBay, affiliate marketing companies like clickbank, SFI, commission junction, woocommerce, bigcommerce, pinterest, shopify,Twitter, fotolia, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, etc, etc, just name it

Without these companies people like Linda Ikeji, Perez Hilton, etc would have been poor and wretched.

4.) American lottery: America is the only country in the whole world that opened their doors to everybody whether you went to school or not, they just gave people opportunity to come into America free of charge, no writing nonsense IELTs, this and that like useless countries like UK, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Ireland, Denmark, etc are doing to frustrate and milk poor people from poor countries in the name of skilled migrant visa program.

American Visa lottery alone empowered millions of Nigerians and people from all over the world. It lifted millions of Nigerians from abject poverty.

America is the greatest country in the world, may God bless America always!!

Whatever that will help America remain great I will do and willing to do because America is a wonderful, empathetic and humane nation that cares for others unlike stupid United Kingdom and the rest of other useless, stupid nations of Europe

Don't argue with anyone here. USA in unarguably the best country to achieve your dream easily. If you want to pursue career, they'll alow you. If you want to do business, the economy is buoyant. If you want to join their armed forces, it's open provided youkve lived in the country for a given period of time. Canada is too restricted in many opportunities

franchasng:
shutup, UK is a dead country! Most people in UK are broke and managing life!

The only good thing they have in UK is affordable healthcare for their citizens only.

UK is a useless, stupid country.

I wished Hitler succeeded in wiping UK out of the face of earth!!

UK made Nigeria the mess it is today through useless almagamation of north with south.

All the African and Global wealth UK stole from other nations, where are they today They are still useless and powerless.

How many fortune 500 companies are found or owned by British people

Don't ever compare UK with USA in your dreams again. Nonsense.

Can you name 10 Nigerians living in the UK that are doing well financially without managing their life

And they are very stingy. probably because they toil so hard to earn a penny. American guys are big spenders anytime they arrive compared to UK guys. always complaining. UK is just an extension of Isale Eko

Sarang:
Canada is a growing country everyone knows that. It is not overhyped anything. At least it is way better then your shittyhole

Lol even South Africa is better than our shithole.

but if I ever have an opportunity to choose between usa and any country in the world, I will definitely choose usa. they don't discriminate. anyone can come in and succed in the country. their army is made up people from different parts of the world. also their health care system too accomodate foreigners from different part of the world. you can't adapt so easily in Canada without Canadian work experience. some parts of Canada are also racist

nairalanduseles:
It's visa free to go to the states

How many Australians have u seen relocating to the states lol
Come to central now u will see a lot of USA backpackers working 100%

It's normal for westerners to always want relocate. You see Americans moving to Europe, canada and vice versa. but from a Naija point of view, America is still the best. You can mix easily with the multitude compared to Europe where every black skin dude is seen as an immigrant. In America, just don't comit a crime or be found in a wrong place at a wrong time and you will enjoy the good of the land.

Kingkun69:
leave them
They all say it isnt because they can't get in

America is the best country. Take it or leave it. Even the overhyped Canada doesn't have as much opportunities as America. There's something for everyone in America

Tolexander:
She acts in Lonelywood movies

No, it's PORNYWOOD movies that she's into

xavuv:
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Lol.
No one knows the future,only God knows. Most of the time What these spiritualists see is just a side to a coin.

Picture this, put a white pebble inside a black pot. Hide it somewhere. Now ask a spiritualist to tell you the details of what you hid.

Spiritualist A: may tell you that he sees only a black matter.

Spiritualist B: may tell you he sees just a pot.

Spiritualist C: may tell you that he sees only a white pebble.

Now all these spiritualist are correct because what they see is real enough. But they don't have the clearest picture of what has been hidden.

That's how the future looks like. No one is 100% certain.

Here is a real life example: this particular man and lady have the intention to get married. They both know tgat there genotype is AS & AS respectively. Despite the danger of AS & AS getting married, they still went and seek counsel from a pastor if all will be well / compatibility.

The pastor prayed and said they are good to go. He sees no problem with them and that they would prosper and have great children together.

But pastor didn't see their genotype

Most of the time, our intuition, the part of us that defies age,time and space, will let us know if a particular person is right for us as a spouse. But we have stiffled this voice of our intuitive faculty and cast it aside. We now result to using mere mundane knowledge to choose life partner or even going to seek spiritualist.

I hope this makes sense.
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Sense Kee you there

many resort to using their Pastors brain instead of theirs. Pastors on the other hand simply use Logic in giving prophecies. They study the event properly and know what to say afterwards

Looking at their lineup, those men were Old sha. way above 24.

She probably isn't interested in you. She wants to scare you with thoughts of HIV. Three things are involved : 1. force your way and accept whatever the outcome is. 2. Remain in the friend zone and continue spending. 3. Walk away

Can't remember when last i recharged with a paper card. VTU all the way

See them. They are coming. They are closer than you think. Its not a Igbo or Afonja issue. it's good against evil

Thts why i like the idea of checking phones and social media accounts of your bf/gf. It helps reveal a lot. mine was having her puna greased by one yahoo boy in our street. On one occasion, we were supposed to go out together. I waited at the bus-stop for her but she never turned up. One day she gave me her facebook password to upload pic for her. My heart was heavy after logging into that account. I saw her chat with the guy about how he didn't last as long as he used to, but she still enjoyed him though. I found out that the day they had the sex was the day i was waiting for her at the bus-stop. She said she was searching for a job and i volunteered to assist her, just to contribute positively to her life. we used to move round ikeja looking for opportunities together. That's the day i knew some people don't deserve to be treated like humans but as animals. Some ladies will always prefer people that have nothing to offer them (bad guys). I later confronted her abt her affair and she said "Did i ever tell you that i loved you"...... She later came apologizing, even said she cant marry the guy because he is Muslim. still apologizing yrs later but i have locked up completely. No atom of feeling for her now..... I once traveled to Abia state from Lag to see this SHE GOAT. Three years old relationship went down the drain. CHECK UR PARTNERS PHONE PLS

Someones Puna will bleed tonight. It will be punched so hard that neighbours will come calling

Hullabaloon:
Guys I need advice on what to do at this point in my life.

Got a job, in my state, place of work not far from parent's house (rented flat).

I've managed to save up to 400k so far, I've always longed to move away from my parent's house and get my own place, but they'd always kick against it, citing that there's no need for that since work is close to home. Left for them, they'd like me to stay till I plan for marriage whenever that will be; Lol, parents sha.

I'm already 28 years old, so I think it's time.

My colleagues already yab me anytime they get the opportunity, they love reminding me that I still dey chop mama thank you.

Problem is, the job security at my place of work is not that encouraging. I have older colleagues who have been in the company for 8 to 15 years, I've also, within my short period (less than a year now) seen about 5 workers sacked, it's a place where any thing can happen at any time.

So, should I invest this 400k in renting and furnishing an apartment with the constant uncertainty hovering over the job,and no side income yet, or should I continue staying with my parents while I invest the money in a side business which I don't know how it'll fare...

Now, frankly speaking, I'm not cut out for business, it's not my forte at all, so starting any at all comes with great risk but I still feel the need for another source of income.

On the flip side, Staying with my parents is not even as economical as most would think. Ever since I got the job, parents no dey gree say them get money again. All the bills are on me.

I'm just confused.

Salary fluctuates between 60 to 80k

I see a lot of people telling you to remain in your parents house for reasons that seems good. Thats their opinion. Life is a journey Bro. we crawl, then we stand, then we walk and then we run. The earlier a child starts the process of his/her own, the faster he will start moving on his own.
It will be abnormal when your mates are standing and you are still crawling. When they begin to walk you are still crawling. When they begin to run, you are still crawling. When they are preparing to write common entrance, then you take your first step. Its abnormal. The earlier you live your comfort zone, the better for you. In life there must be a time we take our eyes off the comfort of our parents house and start our own journey. Man-up. Take a decision to survive on your own no matter what. I moved out from my parents house late and it affected me negatively. I was relaxed while my mates were renting their apartments. Then they started marrying. Some now have kids. I was always thinking "there is still time, after all i am comfortable here, no need paying another rent in same city with them...." I am in my thirties now and just about getting an apartment. They warned me but i wouldn't listen, now i understand better. I started having issues with mom when she tried living my life for me, even though her plans weren't working for me, she tried to force it down my throat. At the end i left grudgingly and it affected our relationship but i don't care anymore. Leave peacefully while you can. Embark on your journey now so you can get to your destination on time

This guy be looking like a Cultist.

His parents must have mounted so much pressure on him to do things against his will. Now he is in a better place where he will live his life. If the parents like, they can join him over there so they can continue monitoring him.

African parents can be overbearing sometimes. Some want to live their children's life after living theirs. Imagine a grown man of 33yrs of age. isn't he old enough to take decisions for himself ? A

At 20yrs , a child should be responsible for certain decisions, but some selfish parents always want their own interest protected first before the childs. This is the end result. Now they have nothing.

Aurielfinizu:
Look for a Catholic church, enter a chapel, put a sacrificial offering in envelope. Drop it after talking to God..

Thank me later..

How does this work , Pls explain ? is that now a surest way to get a visa ? I dont mind the strategy if you prove it to me

Which advertising agency recruits this people. What are their criteria ? I dont see a common man amongs't them. Its like the selection is strictly for models

MAGUN tins.

Benekruku:
This is a novel.
E too long na!
Can someone summarize for me in 3 sentences.

Buhari don finally scatter Nigeria
Everybody dey find greener pasture and safe life.
If you are ok in Nigeria; that's fine, if not find ur way

IjebuWarrior:
Just watch as dem Okoro Savages (Igbos) go come on here dey hail am. Na their way to dey act like Cowards towards their oppressors.

Dey hail am for Wetin? as Wetin? Some of you don't take time to think before typing. just an opportunity to speak ur hate-filled mind.

Take it easy. there are yorubas and ibos that have lived there all their life that might be affected.

No wonder Funke and Chioma dey do Yanga for me

Jokerman:
My dad was the best dad mhen... He had his flaws, Buh his good overrode them

Even after death, he still comes and talks with me in dreams asking about my work, education, family and others

Heaven won a soul when he died

I wish we shared same dad. Pls emulate him

Mouth used in sucking pussy / Dcks shouldn't be used on kids

Happy birthday to me too. But wait o, no be curtain this guy use sew cloth for the first picture ?

Oil in Africa; a BLESSING or a CURSE. Looking at the Niger delta as a case study. Pls debate