₦airaland Forum

Nnadigoodluck:
What name will I give you now?

Call him Muntula

adedayoa2:
sometimes I wonder if GEJ had made life this easy, why was he voted out?

Because lies were packaged like sardines and sold to people

Would you have felt better if you badged in and caught him pounding a guys anus Lol.

That thing round our waist can only be controlled with discpline

The Blue pill looks good but has disadvantages. What if you take the blue pill and turn 10yrs old only to die 3yrs later by accident Think.

Also, legit money brings peace of mind and can make one look younger

At 45yrs, one is still young and with $50M in your acct you will look younger and full of life.

I will swallow the red pills, make the money and reinvest

Abeg give me red pill 1000Mg with one Pure water there. No time

It has become an offence for one to get an invite for an interview in Nigeria once you pass the age of 30. Let's say you graduated at 25, served your country for one year and later found yourself job hunting for up to 3 years. Does that mean the person's chance of ever being employed is slim ?considering the fact that employers of labor are on the search for people with up to 5 -10 yrs experience.

In the west, its skill/expertise and nothing else. In Nigeria, we think we know but actually, know little.

We hate ourselves more than the government hates us. A lot of graduates above the age of 30 ends as teachers, GNLD marketers ...

The senate needs to look into all these

For Your Information, Buhari is the Life patron of the Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders association. If it were to be Ipob that sent the message, by now pythons would have been dancing and crocodile smiling everywhere in the region. We really do not know what we put ourself into. I pray God hears the cry of his children and saves Nigeria.

These people we call Herdsmen are aggrieved boko haram members. They have been displaced from their stronghold and are amongst us as herdsmen.
People must be very careful of the guards we employ, those that pick bottles in our streets and anywhere the Ishmaelites are gathered in numbers

Pls don't jump into conclusion, she might have been accused. Unless you've been in her shoes, you won't know how it pains to be wrongfully accused.

I don't trust the Nigerian police. Maybe its her BF that was amongst the fighters and they labelled her cult leader

Just saying

O ye tribal biggots, continue making noise and acting like your tribe is the most perfect in Nigeria.

Like yoruba, like APC. Any little achievement, you turn cyber space upside down.

Are there no Ibos doing Nigeria proud (iweala, philip emeagwali, mikel Obi) ? Are there no yorubas caught with drugs ?

That's why Nigeria can never be one
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If na me sha, I go enlarge the picture. Its not easy to have come that close to a USA president

This is the kind of news our south western brodas like. They want to see ibos fight against each other so they'll have opportunity to talk trash abt the Ibos






May God have mercy on NL tribal biggots

[color=#990000][/color]Try importation with just 1M and thank me in 4months time. Do ur research properly and find out items Nigerians use. Don't invest the 1M on a particular item but on variety. I'll advice 5 items. You don't need a shop to sell ur items just use jumia or kongas service (that's if u r in Lagos). Its called E-COMMERCE and the market is wide. There are people in the north and east who don't know where to buy children toys unless they buy online. There are people who aren't satisfied sexually but don't know where to get intimacy gadgets unless they see it online. Very nice kitchen utensils sells well too. If you can't import directly from china, use the already existing importers and buy from them. If you are consistent and with God by ur side, I guarantee you 70% ROI. Only 1M and thank me later

There's nothing wrong with a graduate selling Moi Moi. We go to school to be useful to ourself and our community.

Education opens up the mind and makes one do things differently. That's why we prefer KFC to the buka down the road. Same reason bet9ja is doing better than baba ijebu now. Even though they offer same service, one is run by educated individuals and the difference is clear.

No matter what you want to do, PLS take your education seriously. Failure is not an excuse. Also, consistency and focus pays in whatever field you find yourself

I started an e-commerce business with 25K and by the end of 2016 I had up to 350K left after all expenses. I've hit a 150K/month income and I intend expanding this year by Gods grace.

I don't give a f**k ... I don't give a f**k everywhere on NL. Too many kids here

Every girl wants a good guy but when the good guys come around, they don't take them serious. From the age of 10, a girl child already has a picture of what she'll like her man to look like. If you meet that lady and you don't fit perfectly into the picture in her head ( tall, huge, handsome, rich ) she'll never love you totally. Ladies end up jilting the good guys for the bad guys cause he fits into the picture perfectly. I.e has the looks, rich, tall, huge
When he dumps them they get so bitter, run to church and begin to say " all men are the same "

All men aren't the same. Its you who decided to date the same kind of men

Afonja this,Afonja that. The Afonjas did what they thought was right by voting their conscience. I'm sure they didn't see any of this coming. Let's stop this Afonja, Flattino, Aboki talk on nairaland. Some people in the SE also voted for PMB. True or false

Though I am from Delta state, I don't see Afonjas fault in this. This is just an act of wickedness. Boko haram has rebranded into herdsmen, Nigerians shld xpect more attacks.

Only God will help us

I was going to repeat a class but i didnt like the idea so i sneaked into our Academics office (FGC PH) and stole an empty result booklet, filled it (A's and B"s) and replaced it with mine. Thats how i promoted myself to ss3. Thanks to my partner in crime (Oluwole) .

I liked this girl like Kilode but couldnt walk up to her cause she was always with friends and i was a Jew. I managed to compose a love letter using Mills and Boom and it got to her. I was so shy when she said she got the letter. She said she also likes me.


we had this bully back in school that preferred sending his mates on errand than his juniors. I single handedly burnt his locker one day when people had gone to class. books, clothes, provisions all got burnt. I felt fulfilled. God forgive me

The list is endless .....

Rigolas:
D Parents can equally change school fr Their Daughter as if dats d only sch der.
afonjas are wicked
get Me an afonja and I'll not waste time to waste them
Dirty lazy beings

What do you stand to gain with ethnic bigottery why not face the issue at hand. yoruba this, ibo that. Na wa o.

He is being sincere. Some will claim to be 24 or 34yrs old. Kudos guy. Sound sultan repping Naija music industry since 90's

Pls o. I need explanation. I am not from ondo but have seen people commenting about how tinubu has been sidelined. If I may ask, who was tinubu trying to impose on ondo people and why As for Pdp, A house divided against itself cannot stand

Same formula, same results. The strategies he used In 1984 that failed are the same he wants to use in 21st century. B4 the election, we campaigned vigorously for GEJ not because he's perfect but he's better. If the APC had provided another candidate, I would have considered the fellow but not Buhari.

Ethnic sentiment is one of the factors that got us to where we are today. Some people won't have voted GEJ for any reason. They wanted anyone but GEJ and they got it.

Under GEJ We enjoyed cheaper forex rate, cheaper pump price of PMS, cheaper price of commodities, standard of living was better. The administration had good policies that affected the economy positively just that GEJ was too lenient.

There are still some people who would vote PMB over and over again even if the economy comes to a hault, they can't afford to regret openly so they won't be laughed at.

Buhari is not fit for present day Nigeria. Period.

The success i know doesn't have anything to do with tribe. I am ibo but I know most Ibo girls to be proud and they form hard to get. The good thing about them is ; if they eventually fall in love with you, they'll go to any length to support you. even if it means doing runz to support you. They are quite homely and adapt easily in trying times. But dem shoulder dey high most times especially when you meet them in group. But if you eventually penetrate that hard heart, Wallai you go enjoy. Yoruba girls appear calm and homely but slight misunderstanding and they tell you your family history and how they managed to date you. Lol..... When opportunity meets preparedness it triggers success easily. Try selling on e-commerce sites and you"ll be smiling to the bank and wont have to attach your success to anyone

NIGHTMAREOO7:
The difference between U and I here is that u are commenting to gain "Likes" here but im commenting straight from the heart.

U are wrong abt yoruba gals coz
Most yoruba gals are very insulting.. no disrestpect to them..there are still good ones
But Maybe u are mistaken the PROSTRATION in yoruba culture as RESPECT. lol.
Thats not respect bro....
=Respect is wen u scold ur woman and she dont shout back at u or insult u.
Respect is wen u told ur gal wat she did wrong and she wont insult u.
=Respect is wen u marry a woman from another tribe and she respects ur culture not bringing in hers to counter ur own...thats wat respect are


Have a little misunderstanding with a yoruba gal and watch her wash u hands down .
Thes are d reason igbo men and eben some yoruba men prefer igbo women... not dat yoruba women are not beautiful.

EVEN U TALKIN HERE WILL S6ILL END UP WITH IGBO WOMAN IF U ARE REALLY IGBO
Dat explains all we are saying here!

AND YES I CARRY MY TRIBE FOR LIKE U SAID..
COZ IM PROUD OF MY IDENTITY!.. #peaceout!

" Have a little misunderstanding with a yoruba gal and watch her wash u hands down . " I agree with you on this one. Yoruba girls appear gentle and understanding but when you watch them quarrel with someone you"ll be surprised. Have a little misunderstanding with them and watch their mouth run like tap. They"ll so wash you and even tell you they don't know how they managed to date you.

This is one blessed man i've ever seen. Even after loosing election he still commands followers on social media. Even OBJ, IBB, Atiku dont command as much respect as he does. The more you hate him, the more he waxes strong. but e dey pain some people each time they see people commending him. He wasn't perfect, but he is better than the present. Take it or leave it

Boko Haram swapped 21 girls for very few inmates. The selected few must be very special and/or skilled. Nigerians should expect more coordinated attacks since their release. We need to put sentiments aside and treat them as a common enemy. This war is not yet over. May God help our gallant soldiers

Adonbilivit ..... Why not trek to Abuja to create awareness about hunger in the land, rising cost of items, poor economic policies ... U r there wasting energy for a Chic that ' probably ' prefers cucumber to ur manhood. If after trekking all that journey and the girl still rejects ur offer nko what happens ? You trek back or board a bus ? Channel ur energy to more meaningful events

valemtech:
i do importation of ict product and have office at allen and planing to get a shop at computer village before d dream job comes

Is there anything wrong in nurturing this your business and branding it to become a house hold name in sales and services of ICT products ? Why are you still looking for a job ? Think of expansion

If you read deut 14 vs 22 - 29 with emphasis on 23,24 and 29 you'll understand that bible advised all christians to pay tithes so that the works of their hands be blessed. But the tithe in question wasn't money but farm produce but if the place is too far for you, then the money equivalent be payed. In present day Nigeria, how many of us are farmers ? So our tithe is obviously monetary equivalent

Who is tithe meant for ?

The tithe in the bible is meant for widows, orphans, levites, strangers. Now, it is expected of us to provide for the needy with our tithes but if we do not have them around us or are too busy to visit the orphanage home/ beggars/hospital then we are to take it to church and drop it there. The church should stand as a middle man between the priviledged and less priviledged. There is nothing wrong in paying tithe but the question is, do the churches use the tithes paid to them for the less priviledged ? Do our pastors pay the tithes or use them for their own interest ?

Good News

You don't have to bother what the money/farm produce you paid was used for, its a burnt offering. If you can't go directly to the people listed in the bible, drop it at your local church and turn your back. Don't bother yourself as to whether the pastor will use it for himself/herself. Its a command and yours is to obey the command. On judgement day, pastors will be asked to account for the tithes in their posession

Simply put

You can pay your tithe in cash or kind to the needy directly but if they aren't nearby, rather than spend it take it to your church and drop it and don't bother what the pastor used it for. He'll account for it someday

Is he the overall boss in that organisation ? If no, screen grab all the messages/mails he has ever sent you as evidence and send him a very polite message telling him you are not interested and attach those messages. Don't threaten him. When he sees all his previous messages, he'll know you can do and undo. If he persists, forward to H.R or whoever can discipline him. If he is the overall boss, then switch to ur plan B. I suppose you would have gathered some experience and money by now, try looking for another job with his competitor or starting your own business. No one will ever harass you sexually if you do the latter.

Never you tender your V to him, once conquered its a conquered territory. He'll keep coming for more and offering you more money, better position and believe you me this time you won't be able to resist. That's how a lot of girls turned to official prostitutes

Make I no lie, the few jobs I did in the past came as a result of Connection via Grace of God. God uses man to bless fellow man. That doesn't mean skill or exprtise should be ruled out. Its better when you are well equiped for the job and well connected, you'll be dreaded in that organisation. But connection without knowledge can be embarassing, cause you'll see yourself asking plenty stupid questions from people looking up to you to deliver.

You can never get rich working for someone else, begin to look inwards and I bet you won't regret it. Be self employed. What I earn today selling on ecommerce stores is far more than any of my past jobs payed me, though I miss 9 - 5 life. Its close to 3 yrs now since I opened my CV

Grace of God at work. #BeYourOwnBoss

Have you ever wondered why BH ordered for just that few and not all their members ? Those are the brains behind their attacks and not foot soldiers. With the release of 6 ( abii 8 ) BH commanders, Nigerians should expect more co-ordinated attacks and bombings. Its simple logic , 21 girls for few commanders ( not fighters )

If you don't have any reasonable thing to comment, just b quiet. I was there live at TBS and wee praised under the rain. How will it have been if the members were under the rain and he (Suleiman) was under the canopy People will misinterpret it, he had to lead by example. There are fake pastors everywhere and there are still genuine ones everywhere. Stop criticising pastors

My first letter was written with the help of Mills & Boom. I got some lines from there. I was so scared of approaching girls as a jew man then, but each time I saw Princess pass by my mind skipped. I'll stay up late at night playing Celine Dion and imagining walking by the beach side with Her. I was madly in love with someone I couldn't approach. Little did I know she liked me too and was waiting for me to move first. One socials day (in FGC PH), I managed to dance with her and our eyes met severally. I wrote her the letter the next day and she responded positively with a kiss on it. I read that letter more than my school books (PN okeke & Ababio) everyday. We finally became friends but after the hols she changed school and I never saw her again. I have ransacked facebook but can't find her. I remember using my transport to buy her ice cream and I trekked home lying that I wanted to see a friend closeby but had to trek from Rumuokoro to arteilery. Tins we do for love