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Coloniel5000:
Please house, I need universities in US that would accept scanned copy of transcript during application pending when admission had been offered before requiring for official or evaluated copy. Please i need this so badly. Help a brother. Thanks

Kansas state University

This is incomplete without the following bosses from METAL GEAR SNAKE EATER

1. The End
the legendary "Ancient Sniper" of the Cobra Unit. He is about 100 years. At some point in his life, he was infected with a species of parasite , greatly increasing his lifespan and giving him several abilities that made him a natural sniper.

2.The Boss
The Boss , also known as The Joy, The Mother of Special Forces, Mercury Lady and Voyevoda was a renowned American female soldier, founder and leader of the Cobra Unit , the biological mother of Ocelot , and mentor and mother figure to Naked Snake . In June 1944, during
World War II , she led the Cobra Unit to victory at the Battle of Normandy. Together with Naked Snake, she developed the technique of
CQC.

Ps: you get see where she dey beat snake ���

Good luck to anyone taking the TOEFL tomorrow!

Walspring:
On a new journey to part 12

I've responded to your mail sir

texrem:
There's nothing like NYTN....it's simply gotobus.

Texrem please check your mail. I need you to take a look at something

alizma:
did you really suffer in the hands of any lecturer?
if yes, then you have lost at both end because despite your porpoted suffering, you didn't learn anything. the #43k is what you earn while attending the graduate trainee school which according to the OP, last for just 4months.

Remove the beam in your eyes, then you can attempt to take care of someone else's. You spelt Purported wrongly (porpoted)

Walspring:
Lol... My generation needs more prayer and i won't stop praying so that I won't become a prey.

Please check your mail sir

LagosismyHome:
I am a female . I responded back to you immediately but yes this still d place i check more than the email associated with NL

Hello, please check your mail

Good Afternoon all, please does anyone have a list of schools that require just toefl and don't need transcript evaluation ( for MS in biology).
So far my search has turned up virtually nothing.
Thanks in advance nice folks.

Good Morning folks (Port Harcourt Time) please does anyone have a list of schools that require just toefl and don't need transcript evaluation ( for MS in biology).
So far my search has turned up virtually nothing.

Thanks in advance nice folks.

chygoz3:
We got some local chickens roaming about in our compound.
Yesterday morning, we woke up to find that one of the hens which was incubating some eggs was squatting somewhere else and did not attempt to move when we go near it.
Also, the eggs which were eight in number the previous day had reduced by 3. We concluded that a snake must have attacked the hen and swallowed the eggs.
The eggs were laid in a place which has wood and some bags packed beside. We started removing the items there one after the other and the first snake, the python was sighted.
It was snuffed out using petrol and killed using an iron pipe.
Feeling that the snakes could be more than one, we started searching for another and found it almost immediately. The black one wanted to escape through a place which we had earlier covered using a piece of aluminium roofing sheet. While the snake was just next to a wall, my dad held it to the wall using a longer iron pipe while I hit its head using a shorter iron pipe.

Pictures are attached.

P.S. We don't eat snakes for those that'll ask for pictures of soup/stew cooked with them.

Did it occur to you that these snakes probably have kids at home? And they only came out to look for food for them?
Now the poor snaklings are orphans

I doubt if messages can be retracted on the beta version... Anyone been able to do that yet?

OK, I'll be straight to the point. The best decision you will ever make concerning this is
"Don't date her and don't get intimate with her"
From experience this is not going to end well,not for you (cos you sound like you ve got a conscience) and definitely not for her.
Personally I detest confrontations, I'd advise you play dumb or up your evading game. She's smart enough, she will come around

I think it's all about finding out your partners fault and asking yourself if you can tolerate them all your life. But then finding out these so called flaws can take time. In most cases even if you're sherlock Holmes there are some things you won't know about your partner till after marriage.

OGreene:
Impossible?
Whats the issue? School?

Too many administrative bottle necks. Absu

[quote author=OGreene post=53889723]Impossible?
Whats the issue? School?
[/quote
Too many administrative bottle necks ;Absu

Good day fam. I've been trying to get my transcript from my school. But it's been proofing to be impossible. I'm considering changing my choice of schools. Are there schools that accept just statement of result for graduate studies?

Walspring:
It's been a while and i didn't hear from you again..

I'm sorry brother, my nose has been buried in Google.com half the time. I'll do you a mail right away

Walspring:
Some set of people here who are lovers of this thread have come together and decided to give back to this our great thread by given discount to intending student that are willing to write GRE or TOEFL or SAT in order to use it and get funding or assistant-ship from the schools they are applying to.

Only 10 people will benefit from this initiative and with genuine reasons. You can book down any slot at all and this offer will last in the middle of February 2017 which is Valentine's day..

Do not PM or send me private message because it going to be an open offer right inside this thread, also do no ask me who are these people because they wish to be anonymous.

#Onelove
#Onefamily

Whiist so many say they have registered for toefel or are planning to register I despair cos I'm still trying to save up to do my international passport. Afterwards I'll figure out how to raise the funds for toefl. Mr Walspring i'd be eternally grateful if I would be assisted on the GRE( as this would increase my chances of being funded) I think I have the passport and TOEFL covered (would do that next week ; most likely)

ishowdotgmail:
This MOD are wicked ppl ooo, this post na since 2013

Chai! What a wicked world

The guy has probably graduated and served already...
One thing is guaranteed, he has the answer to his question by now

The aim of the post is not making front page. I'm Simply penning what I think

Bhol28:
Sorry,Just pray you get paid and if you like reinvest again.New schemes are springing up that are paying more than MMM so i advise you join one of them

There goes a fraction of the 50%...

Nigerians are such hypocrites, I've been quietly reading posts on MMM.
And I keep wondering are these participants criminals? Why cant everyone just mind their business. But No! We suddenly have Ponzi Scheme analyst popping up every 24 hours giving reasons why MMM won't operate smoothly ever again, MMM is dead, MMM is dieing etc
Look around you, you will find under-performing leaders everywhere and you are all comfortable with that? You have never written an article about the presently failing government? The sick economy? I guess you all are comfortable with that I assume. Right now if you are reasonable enough the least of your concerns should be MMM, write about how the economy can be revived and not why mmm should die.
It's appalling when I see individuals abusing Mmm participants of being greedy, yet a government official loots billions of naira and we say in our hearts "it's a normal thing". Nobody writes a lengthy article on it, it makes front page for just 24 hours and it's history.
I know a couple of individuals presently castigating MMM who couldn't participate simply because they were jobless and broke( I'm sure same applies to over 50% of the die hard MMM critics.
I know I'm already sounding like a participant already. That's what you have probably concluded by now "yes he's one of them" .
As difficult as you might find this to believe, I'm just a Nigerian who finds it impossibly difficult to understand why his fellow Nigerians channel their time and energy towards the wrong subject.
This piece won't be complete if I don't say how disappointed I'm In Naira Land concerning the way it's handling the MMM issue. It's hard not to believe there is a personal Feud. Either that or NL has a personal interest. I've been monitoring a few blogs equally reputable blog and the case has been different. Until now I've never been so disappointed in NL.

I look forward to the scathing comments of the 50% die hard critics I mentioned earlier. .

Nigerians are such hypocrites and evil minded I've been quietly reading posts on MMM.
And I keep wondering are these participants criminals? Why cant everyone just mind their business. But No! We suddenly have Ponzi Scheme analyst popping up every 24 hours giving reasons why MMM won't operate smoothly ever again, MMM is dead, MMM is dieing etc
Look around you, you will find under-performing leaders everywhere and you are all comfortable with that? You have never written an article about the presently failing government? The sick economy? I guess you all are comfortable with that I assume. Right now if you are reasonable enough the least of your concerns should be MMM, write about how the economy can be revived and not why mmm should die.
It's appalling when I see individuals abusing Mmm participants of being greedy, yet a government official loots billions of naira and we say in our hearts "it's a normal thing". Nobody writes a lengthy article on it, it makes front page for just 24 hours and it's history.
I know a couple of individuals presently castigating MMM who couldn't participate simply because they were jobless and broke( I'm sure same applies to over 50% of the die hard MMM critics.
I know I'm already sounding like a participant already. That's what you have probably concluded by now "yes he's one of them" .
As difficult as you might find this to believe, I'm just a Nigerian who finds it impossibly difficult to understand why his fellow Nigerians channel their time and energy towards the wrong subject.
This piece won't be complete if I don't say how disappointed I'm In Naira Land concerning the way it's handling the MMM issue. It's hard not to believe there is a personal Feud. Either that or NL has a personal interest. I've been monitoring a few blogs equally reputable blog and the case has been different. Until now I've never been so disappointed in NL.

I look forward to the scathing comments of the 50% die hard critics I mentioned earlier. .

Paper money or fiat currency is still the greatest innovation conceived by man . Imagine Nigeria being some type of human zoo of sort that still trades by barter . If we import loads of Apple ’s iPhone 7 , how many truckloads of cattle will northern Nigeria exchange or barrels of oil will southern Nigeria exchange for their own share of the iPhone imports? When Toyota or Apple labours to innovate that next big trailblazer , it is because they know if it succeeds , they can easily recoup their money .
Fast forward to 2016, assume the naira exchanges officially for N 300 to a US dollar ( it is 304 as I write this) . Therefore, if N 3 equals 1 US cents , the naira in your pocket is devalued by 99. 7 per cent to a dollar ( complete devaluation is 100 per cent ) . Fellow countrymen and women , you can see that your naira is finished ! That is why experts say the fastest and easiest way to decimate any country is to destroy her currency . Any rational citizen should ask how we got ourselves into this mess.
Well , such a person should not look too far . We live in a country where serious technical issues are approached with commonsense . Folks like Ben Murray Bruce who champion this ideology in a way insult the sensibilities of Nigerians. Commonsense protagonists have solutions to every problem even in what they have no training. You see , the white man believes for any serious development , there must be painstaking RESEARCH . No , not commonsense ! No wonder they call it RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT , not commonsense and development because any serious endeavour demands a methodological approach to its solutions. Sony does this, General Electric does this, the US and the Swedish governments just to name a few, all do this. Back to why the naira in your pocket is not worth more than the sand under your feet, it is simple: Our institutions and government do not engage in any serious thinking and despise folks that do.
The CBN has an R/ D department that has tried to do some good work most times publishing reports that indict its Board , which should shock any serious government . But why should the CBN governor , Aso Rock or the National Assembly care ? Candidly , these folks are busy feathering their nests while looking for a 1 plus 1 answer . In some of the reports , it says the CBN monetary policy is DEAD pointblank ! ( see page 40 here ) . Ponder why our banks pay licence fee of N 25 bn only to be selling recharge cards through short codes displacing the petty trader by the street corner and going into online market hubs in order to kill off the likes of Konga and Jumia? While you are there looking for a 1 plus 1 answer , banks collect 30 per cent interest from loans to pay you 0 per cent monthly interest on your own savings.
In a recession year , most banks financial year profits have bettered 2015 performance ; some have even gone on to dole out bonuses to staff. Tell me where else in the world can you see this?
You have a bank governor who has thousand units of shares in a regulated bank ; although in cases like this, they will tell you it is with a trust. I usually tell my friends if Julian Assange of Wikileaks should hack the CBN mails, the racket there should make anyone spew . Other board members are simply there because they retired as finance directors from the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation , so you see that how to collect oil dollar inflow is utmost for these people than the value of your naira . Then, below the management board are silver spoon kids that sojourned back with a finance degree for which SaharaReporters unearthed the last recruitment scam and Aso Rock saw as normal .
Should we even bother about them ? It was a former State governor during a Save Nigeria Group event in 2013 that aptly summed it up that , “ We the elites send our kids for studies abroad to come back as misfits ”. In a place like the UK, the Bank of England interviewed candidates for the plum job and Mark Carney, a Canadian , came out best and pronto , he was appointed governor . It beats a rational mind why these Nigerian silver spoon kids cannot fit into such societies but wait to get home for daddy to desecrate public institutions . If a professor friend that consults for the CBN can confess that he still mixes up the causes with types of inflation , one wonders why Ibe Kachikwu or Atiku Abubakar’ s children should care if inflation is galloping at more than 10 per cent per annum.
The Securities and Exchange Commission and the Nigerian Deposit Insurance Company ( places populated by quota system /nepotism ) have come out to say they did their bid in ADVISING Nigerians about MMM and bought media spaces to lament how 30 per cent is a Ponzi scheme . These quota system folks are not educated enough to know that anywhere there is a circular flow of funds so far there is ample LIQUIDITY , money has a multiplier effect . Little wonder why money generated by monetary authorities ( and indeed even by a system like MMM ) is called high -powered money . It is needless to debate that in fact, it is loans that create deposits not vice versa . You can now see why money is man ’s greatest invention !
Enough of the digression! Currently , the CBN and other failed Nigerian institutions have come out to lambast Nigerians for failing to heed their advice . What these recession gatekeepers do not know is that already sound central banks in progressive climes have all reduced money supply due to the seasonality effect from festive periods due to high money velocity in order to maintain inflation rates of less than three per cent . Even with that , if you analyse their data , you still find seasonality trends in MMM money supply . The MMM was right to have paused its payout accounts but to the contrary , our CBN is busy pumping worthless naira into the system . As you read this, inflation has gone up again in the last quarter and mind you, sustained inflation is an all- round monetary phenomenon ( or problem) .
Millions of Nigerians in the MMM community need not harbour any fear over of a lack of liquidity by January when the system comes on as planned. Even if there is a lack of liquidity in the Nigerian platform , the MMM can still credit account holders with Bitcoin from other countries . Is it not even better to dump the naira for the finance minister and the CBN governor of depression ( of course , expect a negative GDP this quarter ) and diversify your portfolio to Bitcoin and then for the US greenback . The advent of digital money has enough safeguards to make for a robust MMM system . Pressing the panic button can crash even the best of financial systems but this is a needless self - destruct route . The great John Maynard Keynes called it the ‘ Herd effect ’ . I implore Nigerians to ignore their failed institutions .


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You're probably still sero-conveting. So don't do the victory dance too soon