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Horlohlah:
Lol. Which is worst? What ifs or had I know? Moreover I gave up on romance a long time ago

dukie25:
Wow! What's the world coming to?
How dare they refuse to be raped by the mighty Fulani? Very soon people would expect Tinubu not to bow down when he meets President of the Fulanis.

And they expected Amosun to speak on the matter, irrespective of the fact he is the most loyal SW gov to Buhari.

humeeh:
Am I the only one not seeing any difference apart from her hair

sexybbstar:
The brotherly love no reach that level? My kidney? Ko le werk

sexybbstar:
My kidney is covered with the blood of jesus

humeeh:
As you take spell am weak me!

sexybbstar:
SirMichael1, if I hear say you like me

Phew... Took me so long

Name- [color=#FFD700]69 [/color]

Age- [color=#FFD700]I'm old enough to get other things aside urine out [/color]

Occupation- [color=#FFD700]Freelance sperm donor [/color]

Are you single, dating or married- [color=#FFD700]Looking for a zombie apocalypse survival [/color]

Those u like on Romance Section- [color=#FFD700]Thepussyhunter, SunshineG, Sexybbstar , Kushykush, Henitan24, Falconey, Lalanice (sorry) and you [/color]

Those u dislike on Romance section- [color=#FFD700]I'd rather not answer this [/color]

Those u find annoying- [color=#FFD700]Airforce1 (But I do like his resilience though. He gives no shit, just needs the attention. More like mystery except he's no PUA), Nwaamaikpe (That guy that has refused to have sense) , MrCork [/color]

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- [color=#FFD700]Lhimeet, Nwaamaikpe (I know right, I just love getting angry ) Kushykush, Nihilist[/color]

Those you follow and wish follows you back- [color=#FFD700]Lily4star [/color]

Why do you follow the people you follow- [color=#FFD700]Courtesy demands that one should be nice. Not everyone has the luxury of intelligence. The least have it, the most can't afford it[/color]

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- [color=#FFD700]Stegomiah (I've never seen a Lady PM a guy nonstop )[/color]

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- [color=#FFD700]Excluding the above, if my occupation is going well, I get like an average of 2 every trimester [/color]

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- [color=#FFD700]Nil[/color]

Which Romancelander is fake- [color=#FFD700]Iamj (I believe he has a good heart but obviously wants people think he is indifferent and most 'self-proclaimed' dumb sapiosexuals(Everyone just looks up a word and claims to be it )[/color]

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- [color=#FFD700]I'd rather we take it slow[/color]

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on that have a crush on me- [color=#FFD700]Stegomiah (She's attracted to me) [/color]

Why did u she choose him/her above me?? (what attracted her to me)- [color=#FFD700]Obviously my intellectual prowess (I'm so intelligent that I can't tie my shoe laces right ) and who doesn't admire sperm donors?? Imagine what a freelance sperm donor and a medical doctor could achieve?? Save your thoughts, I don't need it [/color]

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- [color=#FFD700]I've got loads of them[/color]

Your favorite disliked mod- [color=#FFD700]_Mynd44_ obviously[/color]

Funniest Romancelander(s)- [color=#FFD700]Adaksbullet , Kushykush (you can't be taking dope and not be funny, common!), iweecureyou(troll)[/color]

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- [color=#FFD700]Explorers, Sirmichael1, Everyone who's ever been called an op[/color]

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk enjoy reading- [color=#FFD700]Nihilist (Damn! He's good with words)[/color]

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- [color=#FFD700]Lalanice- NL can impact a person to a great deal[/color]

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart- [color=#FFD700]Deadrat , Tosyne2much, Nwaamaikpe, Stegomiah, Nihilist[/color]

NL member that tries too hard- [color=#FFD700]Iweecureyou[/color]

NLer(s) you find intriguing- [color=#FFD700]They're just so many[/color]

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer-

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- [color=#FFD700]Business, Entertainment, Phones, Programming and Computers[/color]

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- [color=#FFD700]Who get time?? Mtcheeew but in gun point, I'd say 'Most self-proclaimed' sapiosexuals[/color]

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other-

Who do u often agree with- [color=#FFD700]If we can reason together, then we cool [/color]

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- [color=#FFD700](Lalas247, Narldon or so, stegomiah, Sexybbstar, Durhleepee[/color]

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- [color=#FFD700]Optional1, Onyindidi (What?! You can't have beauty and no beast )[/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy girl- [color=#FFD700]Sexybbstar (it's annoying) and me (I'm so nice that I could unplug your life support to charge my phone)[/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)-

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- [color=#FFD700]Morafuckn' IamJ (More of a clown too)[/color]

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- [color=#FFD700]What better forum can crack you up and your fellow passenger would look at with with surprise?? I've had fun[/color]

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- [color=#FFD700]Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.[/color]

Shoutout to: [color=#7F00FF]Lefulefu (my fellow Edo shyld boss), Lalas247, Deadrat, Queensekxy, ShushineR, SunshineG, KushyKush, Humeeh, RoyalBlak007, Stegomiah, Retiredmumu, Makydebbie, McBrooklyn, Airforce1, Adaskbullet, Nofavors, Optional1, Oyindidi, Czarina, Nihilist, Henitan24, Fidelmalek, Durhleepee, Smellymouth and pretty much all romancelanders. You guys rock![/color]

pcguru1:
She actually looks like on of my friends am still not sure. Pm me and I will tell the name so you can confirm if she's the one or not.

NwaAmaikpe:



Yes,
Her mother joined us.

1StopRudeness:
He should go for Npower and after two years come and open another thread of how he is now jobless...(pple just like next to free money)

I'm not saying it's sure that he will be in the commercial bank for two years, but no matter what, he will gain experience, have small pension added to his name, have good job reference in case he wants to leave the bank.
working for a commercial bank can be stressful I agree...but the benefits are also there...and u never can tell, growth can come from anywhere from the same bank or another company. Na God dey send help and give promotion.

Mariinee:
Alright.

DaddyKross:
K

Jodha:
These are the kind of guys in this forum ooo....if only nairaland had face time or something.... Some guys face go make yhu run....

Plus naso em go squeeze dia ugly rumpled face dey type "girls are too ugly" ....loolzzz chai..m

humbledbyfaith:
Uhmmm, good morning everyone..
I'll be opening a new account and abandoning this one...
The heat is too much

adaksbullet:
u are think me and u his mate abi? so u can't not put brother beside mine names abi?