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Fidelmalek:
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Aii.aii..
Here goes....


Name-Fidelis

Age-2#

Occupation- Forensic analyst

Are you single, dating or married- in between

Those u like on Romance Section-people that like me

Those u dislike on Romance section-seriously!?

Those u find annoying- all these newbies forming intelligence

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-NwaAmaikpe

Those you follow and wish follows you back- for real?

Why do you follow the people you follow-up follow just one person

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-nairaland login notification

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-3-5

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- quote me i quote you
Tit for tat

Which Romancelander is fake- their life

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-rok**tu

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on-

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -

Your favorite Romancelander(s)-makydebbie, farano, Lalas247, lefulefu

Your favorite mod-dominique

Funniest Romancelander(s)-legalese, mamagee

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads-tosyne2mucj

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-diary of an Uber driver

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? (Y?) - Z
Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- sirmicheal1

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Mrcock

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart-mynd44, justwise

NL member that tries too hard-iamj

NLer(s) you find intriguing- sirmicheal1

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Too late to fail Amen.. Shiii cracks me up

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- airforce1

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- travel, education, celebrities, religion

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- lots of people

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- I'd like to know how Mr $$$$

Who do u often agree with-tosyne2much..

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)-farano

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)-I'm being honest here right? Uhmmm, 60% of emm girls.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy-lefulefu

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).-chiefpiiko

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- don't know

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)didn't frequent nairaland much this year

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) Highly sapiosexual

Shoutout to: Lalas247[/b]

greiboy:
sirmic.heal1

I am sunshineG

thanks

bitchcrafts:
This is the problem I have with politicians. You guys just take up little details and balloon it up as if it's the real deal. Can't I just give my pig the President's name again in peace because it looks like him (I hope ya not a Republican tho )" in principle " ...
Can't u just call me 'bitchcrafts'? would have used 'bro' as my sobriquet if I fancied it.
Yes, I have plenty wahala

Blackhawk03:

greiboy:
Done

DeadRat:
Lol! I Wont Give You 100likes I Will Just Woo her If I Get Her Name...

I Already "Liked" the Picture Before I Posted That...
I Will Tryin Gettin You More Likes

DeadRat:
give Me Her Facebook Name And I Will Give You 100likes

bitchcrafts:
Why do y'all like calling anybody with sausage roll between his legs Bro on a faceless forum ? You could be chatting with an Uncle or even Dad ykno?

Mariinee:
Is ogedengbe not Yoruba name again? Done anyways.

bitchcrafts:
Still thinking? The last time I checked, we're not playing chess .

purem:
Ayam not understanding dis shiit

Begging for Likes, koyemi rara

bitchcrafts:
Oga, this is romance section and not music or literature oh ... Just saying.
Now, she can have my vote since you don clear the air.

bitchcrafts:
Before I help, how good is her voice when singing since I can see singing as her hobby...

RoyalBlak007:
Done

[color=#F5A215] ..☆[/color]

ChiefPiiko:
I have liked already

Edonojie007:
Brother Why? Why? Why Are You Adding Salt To The Injury? Why?(I Cry For Nigeria In Advance)-
The Future Leaders Of Tomorrow To Be,are No Where To Be Found,and Worst Than The Present.

mubeela:
Abuchi is veri wicked. My problem is nt him eating monkey bt hw will he feel if som1 wash him wit iron sponge nd cold water

Phonefanatic:
If clit orgasm isn't met those type won't be satisfied.

donstan18:
Right!

This is the major problem of most ladies, their sense of erotic pleasure and sexual system have habitized that of dildos and self servicing that they can hardly reach orgasm even when you give all sorts of skills and oral when having sex.

makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.

If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Yeah therapeutic session actually fixes a lot of things or so they say. The lady has to understand herself first before she can then relate ways on how the guy can give her immense pleasure. How do you understand a lady who has never orgasm-ed before during? Where do you touch and how do you touch it? Some guys are expert? Yeah? Some ladies aren't destined to cum. Finish!

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.

Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.

Yeah and most men wants a goddess who'll fall from the sky and meet their sexual needs

makydebbie:
Ahan. Truth is, it's seems normal for a guy to cum than a woman. Especially when guys don't really care about their woman cuming so it feels good for a change.

Reeberry:
Who will now see a browsing history of a burnt phone?

Stegomiah:
Okay, i will upload my pix on dp
Thanks

makydebbie:
The most important thing for a change tho.

makydebbie:
OP I need your help.

How can we the kids have sex with our partners when our parents are home?