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purem:
Then heaven is shiit

And GOD is à fool

You're beyond salivage. Remain in your ignorance while you rot away for your folly. Your scriptings, I pray, doesn't get used against you.

Peace.

First off... It's either you're stupid or you're plain stupid. IKR?

You can't literally do that in 30 minutes on photoshop.

Nice try but this isn't romantic enough to be in here.

purem:
They believe in heaven but théy doubt théy might not be in thé same placé with there loved ones because théy have violate there daddy's law, hoping théy Will repent before death comes.........


In thé case of that sister ï think she is going to heaven if there is really one, she must have been à[b] good person in her life time[/b]

Going to heaven as a christian has nothing to do with being good or evil/bad.

obinna58:
Oh even Jesus(God) cried when someone he created disappeared from temporal world to be with him forever, hImself father in heaven must have been welcoming Lazarus when himself son on earth disrupted the show

Nice try at sarcasm. Nice one but I ain't joking with these stuffs

Fidelmalek:
and your username is mrbrain.. What an irony.

Wow! Look who has a say

Explorers:
German glamour model Martina Big has shocked her fans with a new 'extreme tan' that has turned her once-fair skin to 'dark crispy brown' after just three tanning injections.


The model who claims her size 32S breasts are the biggest in Europe has had tanning injections to turn her skin a deep shade of mahogany.

But she has no plans of curbing her tanning addiction.

Martina said she wants even more of the melanin increasing shots and admits that she is still using a 50-tube sunbed in her home.

I know this one. She talks about how she loves being black on a TV show-cum-interview where black people were the audience.... I guess the black folks rejected her cause there were so many boos, woos and all that.

Ugly AF and has a creepy voice

phintohlar:
imagine that, so we wey get small boobs now don become coward bah

Are you showing yourself?? What I see isn't small, just average

Kekx:
Pimple Boobs!

You ehn

romade:
Breast less girls are coward

Coward??

They didn't create themselves na

You know the pleasure of thrusting your phallus through two big mammary glands?

Try that with peanut boobs

bitchcrafts:
You are a good photographer. See how you captured the whole scenario as if it's pancake!

Thank you

QueenSekxy:
hmmm,such a wonderful experience. ...you were with her hoping to smash her kitten



God,keep us away from people like this.

He wasn't hoping. He hoped.

She was in a serious relationship and he accepted being friends. No more no less. No banging no flirting. Just friends..

But I can take you out on a date consecutively and no banging, no flirting., just friends?? I'll break your head if you try to use my head!

bitchcrafts:
Arakunrin, next time just try and do her bidding. Ladies love to be pampered, dassal. Doesn't have a thing to do with her level of maturity. Tune down the volume of your pride

The problem with guys is pride and ladies, attention. You get invited with a time frame and you're not dressed up. As if that wasn't enough, you don't know what to wear and haven't taken your bath?? It was you who asked to be taken out, not him.

He feels taken for granted and calls off the date and she wants him to apologize?? Nah

I'd rather catch a grenade to save a fly; Pride!

I had quite a similar experience with that of wackyj1. Her reaction was preposterous to say the least.

Ah

Correct score 1:3

West brom 1
Manu 3

Quote me. After last defeat at home, we're taking this one

sarahade:
I pity the woman who dares fall in love with someone so immature and a rude person like you.

When men reason like fools why won't feminism be gaining ground when people who are to protect women reason like idiots.

As long as you keep posting on Nairaland I have every right to quote you.
Come and beat me.

Don't vent your frustration on me. I never made you what you are now.

Men reason like fools?? Says the lady who thinks me immature. Joke's on you. So much for a matured lass

This is what you lots are strong at. """"Emotional blackmail"""". Which I never fall for but the op could fall for it 'cause that's what she's tryna do..

Who gets jealous when her boyfriends gets her nice stuffs and she decides to show them off to her friends?? Women.

Who gets jealous when she has no joy of marriage but the second wife has 3 children? Huh?

Who slit her husband's throat while he sleeps for being a cheat??

What are we protecting you from? Yourselves?? You lots are enemies.

I'll iterate this... Fūçk off!

xendra:
do/did you school in Nigeria? Ever lived in a student lodge? These are common stories, people can pretend to be your friend while they hatch their plan against you.... Don't reply out of ignorance

Where I schooled is of no importance here. If it is a common occurrence as you rightfully wrote, then the joke of being ignorant is on you. If you can't hang out with your 'friend' in an open place, why hangout in his bedroom? Excessive trust?? Nah... She went for the dick! No lies

I was having a similar conversation with a friend and I told her that most ladies don't use their instincts. They wanna figure out a guy logically. Logical thinking isn't a lady's strength. Use your instincts.. How do most wives figure out a cheating husband before GSM came along?. Instinct! Moreover, chose your next words wisely.

P.O.C, we have no idea where the supposed incident happened. Not in '''''''a Nigerian institution'''''

Jodha:
No offense ....

But hope yhull do the same logistics and analysis.... If yhur sister calls yhu to her privacy and tells yhu this same story...hope yhur analysis and logistics won't change?....

Just asking....

Non taken.

If my sister isn't wise enough to know that you don't visit a guy. Not even your boyfriend but a friend that is a boy owning a dangling flesh between his thighs, then she should be ready to face the consequences that accrues thereafter.

Moreover, don't be a typical Nigerian. Attack the message and not the messenger.

If the op can ask this liar of a girlfriend when she got raped/when she visited the guy, she might tell a false story again but I'm pretty sure she must have gone to his abode in the evening (that's if the supposed incident actually happened). You can't be walking out of a guy's room crying with injury similar to that of a stabbed incidence and not get the public's attention if it was in daylight. You think she wasn't that badly injured?? Then she didn't put up a good fight!

Why would you visit your friend not to talk of visiting him in the evening?? Excessive trust? I don't think so.

sarahade:
I don't think you know how insensitive your post is
If the girl is your sister or daughter this is the same nonsense you will tell her.

Na wa o

Nonsense? Yeah? Alright, you've had your chance to air your opinion but you chose to jump on my mention, now fūçk off!

emmyskinny:
I met a babe sometimes ago and along the line,she told me about her past how a guy raped her in his room.
She said,they 've been friends all along, but dis guy took advantage of her n even stabbed her in struggling wt him. Ever since she told me her epistle,my love for her is waning down day after day.
Altho',I find it difficult to believe.
Dear nairalanders,what do u advice a broda to do in dis situation?
No abuse please.

What was she doing in his house?

What kind of a friend stabs his friend just to have his way with her? If they've been friends all along, then she ought to know his capabilities.

If a guy invites his female friend to his abode after being friends for long.... The chances of rape is very slim not to talk about inflicting harm on his victim.

My friend, your girlfriend is lying to you. She might show you a scar but trust me, that scar has a different story.

Besides, how did he stab her? He went to his kitchen from the bedroom and brought back a knife?? She no fit run? Abi the bobo put knife for room incase she no gree??

emmabest2000:
Una write this long episodes for who ?

Na 'epistle' no be 'episodes'

The danger and the risk heightens the experience. She'll never forget that date. Both of them

All I need is constant power supply. Is that too much to ask??

Gofwane:
Kai! This is massive! I'm trying to picture how she will look when she lay down flat on the bed.
Her waist and legs will be high in the sky while her head and shoulders will be down below

Ogbeni, she's sleeping on a bed not iron. The bed will definitely go down thereby allowing her to sleep properly.

Sleeping on the front =Wahala
√ √ her side= Problem
√ √ √ back= Trouble

Just get me a slim lady abeg. Assets with back aches

Gofwane:
Kai! This is massive! I'm trying to picture how she will look when she lay down flat on the bed.
Her waist and legs will be high in the sky while her head and shoulders will be down below

Ogbeni, she's sleeping on bed not iron

Fetula4u:
Cute.....the short guy even get swag pass the tall one

What do you mean by swag? Abi your eyes no dey see clearly?

Thank God you're back.

MrIjapa:
You see, hairy vulvas are incredibly arousing and the hairier the better. In fact, hairier women seem to have extra large vulvas e.g., labia, majora and minora, and more open vaginas. This appeals especially for orãl sex including cunnilingus. Also, I prefer hair under the armpits - this is common, desirable, and almost the norm in France where they have a word for it - la cossette.

Why are you derailing and detailing??

Hope you showed her what she ruined? Her chances of being married with you?

....and to think that you ordered a ring from Italy to propose to a thief.. That was a close one