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RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture by SirMichael1: 8:16am On Dec 14, 2017
No, what's wrong with you?

Don't post your photo and ask us to critic it.
PetsRe: 22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op): 7:59am On Dec 14, 2017
Lalaticlala.... Good morning and how was your night? grin
RomanceRe: Lady Narrates How She Had Sex With A Dog In Victoria Island For N3 Million by SirMichael1:
This one has nothing up stairs oo.

You entered a room you haven't seen before? So you've seen the living room before ehn? You found yourself in a new location, a new apartment and you're telling us about a room you haven't seen

When it was time, you prayed to God for guidance??

Some people are goats and as such should be eating grasses

I'm starting to think Joro's stories are fake
RomanceRe: "You Are A Rare Commodity" See Reactions To This Girl's Wonderful Facebook Post. by SirMichael1: 1:36am On Dec 14, 2017
I love this! grin

Not to be pessimistic but marriage isn't a bed of roses. Her picture of marriage is how an ideal marriage should be not a real one.

Ideal marriage as do ideal gases do not exist. Only real marriages, the ones with tussles, playa, argument and all that.

Who has time to play when he got overworked at work??
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SirMichael1: 1:08am On Dec 14, 2017
KiZiie:
ah quite the differ...
it will challenge you and you'll stop copy and paste...



there was once a girl whose brothers were dating fanatics and they taught her everything I mean everything so she could throw players off balance hehe... ironically a player knew this and because her brothers loved him so much she practically gave her self to him cause she felt he has what it was to make her feel...well you know
mPUA, Styles...

But you can tell stories.... Phew
BusinessRe: After Claiming Of Having 12K In Her Account, Debtor Mistakenly Transferred N100K by SirMichael1: 1:04am On Dec 14, 2017
Johovah overdo grin

Iffa hear say I give her 90k. Since I was in dire need of cash and you paid over, I'll simply borrow too. Iffa send you like 50k and you cannot buy Christmas makeup, foodstuffs, clothes and other things, then you'd know how it feels.

People love to owe but won't want to pay back
PetsRe: 22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op): 10:41pm On Dec 13, 2017
PetsRe: 22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op): 10:40pm On Dec 13, 2017
PetsRe: 22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op): 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2017
Pets22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op): 10:33pm On Dec 13, 2017
Here are 22 clear signs to look out for if that cat beside you is turning into a human grin



1. They sit upright like you and I.

https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cats-Sitting-Like-Human.gif




2. They even sit at the table like it's perfectly normal.

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3. They start walking on two legs.

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4. They use the toilet instead of their litter box.

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5. They use the internet.

https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Using-Computer.gif
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op):
ksquare44:
By lead I mean the chain... Obedience training that is.. Telling the dog to sit stay come etc... The dog should be convasant with some words of which whenever u say the words she obeys

However there is a whatsapp group... If you are interested chat me up.. U will lean more from the group thanks... 08034863074
We taught her to come, sit but she wouldn't agree with go. Come to het means "it's time to play"

Lemme chat you up on Whatsapp then. Thanks
FamilyRe: Body Painting Of Pregnant Mother And Son (Photo) by SirMichael1: 4:05pm On Dec 13, 2017
Berlyn1:
Lol cheesy


Lala is not a shadow pls embarassed
How do you know he is real?? For all we know, he could be a programme or a robot set to automatically push snake threads to FP grin
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2017
ksquare44:
Get a lead and collar to start with... Restrict her from seeing strangers/visitors, give her d necessary training.. Obedience training is important.... From there other training will follow...
I have the Colliar, it's worn around her neck always. By lead you mean chain?

Obedience training? How do you mean? Is it practicing chaining of the dog and making her follow you? She initially fought it off, the bitch didn't want someone restrict her movement but with time she got used to it.

Hope that's the obedience training or is there anyone I don't know off
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 3:35pm On Dec 13, 2017
logadims:
has she gone through any training?
Not professional training but I did teach her basic stuffs like go, come and some few other things. Moreover, I think the dog suffers from attention deficit hyperactive disorder (ADHD). She barely pipe low. Always want to walk about. You call her, she comes and you're rubbing her head (she doesn't keep the head well self) and the next thing, she's off and start moving about.

Any training you feel might help?
FamilyRe: Body Painting Of Pregnant Mother And Son (Photo) by SirMichael1: 3:18pm On Dec 13, 2017
Berlyn1:
Im gonna try Tis out when I become pregnant for Lalasticlala grin
This lass is back cheesy cheesy

So all the while you were away you still had a crush on lalàsticlala?? Be chasing shadow and see where it leads. sad

You know why it's called crush right? 'Cause that's the way you feel when they don't love you back
EducationRe: Nigerian Twins, Nicole And Niole Graduate From University (Photos) by SirMichael1: 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2017
OrestesDante:
shocked

∆ okay ∆
Just watch how he is going to modify this to utter nonsense. His seemingly intelligent post but void of reason will be posted in a bit angry
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 2:53pm On Dec 13, 2017
logadims:
bro, the fault is from you sir
Alright sir. How can I fix it? Is there anyway around this? smiley
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 1:58pm On Dec 13, 2017
14teenK:
she was and still stays indoors with me, but restricted to a big corridor to play but soon her cage would be ready
Well, guess your dog's gene/temperament paid off well. I'll just look forward to her puppies and see which would stay, that's if she doesn't change
CelebritiesRe: Dino Melaye, Zack Orji And Paul Obazele Hang Out Together (Photos) by SirMichael1: 1:25pm On Dec 13, 2017
Of course, you go see that bulge sad

Factfinder1:
I weep for the people of kogi state....see him balls
I like this guy o. Looks like he didn't enjoy his youth the way he envisioned.
PetsRe: 4 Reasons Why Dogs Make Good Pets by SirMichael1: 1:23pm On Dec 13, 2017
marvin902:
like i said not everything a person sees should be said..
i stand by my word cats aint bad but they are used for bad..
have been in a situation where a cat was being killed for more than an hour with a cutlass..
at the end not a single drop of blood came out of the cats body.. undecided undecided
abi na bird my friends late grand dad drop from the air just because it had the boldness to pass on top of hes roof..
after 30mins or so some old women came and started begging him to release the bird... undecided undecided undecided
Okay you've said more than enough already. I just needed to get another diabolical news and I did. Thanks lad
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 1:20pm On Dec 13, 2017
14teenK:
About the peeing part, my pup did do that most times, I think sometimes it's over excitement not seeing a person for sometimes, most times the dog is shy. Now for the security and protective aspects, I think it's based on the blood line of the dog my pup below started barking and charging at strangers at 5months and she is 6months, I had to administer the rabies shot on her to prevent stories that touch, so at a year plus there is still hope, Just restrict her movements and people that visit her during the day and let her roam in the evening.
Thanks for this insight.

Her dad is really aggressive protective but not her mom. She's quite playful too.

Did you restrict her movement or you let her roam always??

Your dog's cute BTW. smiley
PetsRe: 4 Reasons Why Dogs Make Good Pets by SirMichael1: 12:43pm On Dec 13, 2017
marvin902:
dude your talking of a video..
am talking of true life experience with my friends..
cats aint bad buh they are used for bad too easily..
Of what use is an experience if it can't be shared?? cheesy

The cat you saw transformed or spoke? Which one?
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 12:42pm On Dec 13, 2017
logadims:
you don't need an "Aggressive dog" you need a "protective dog".
What's the difference sir... When it's aggressive, it protects.

Are you dogs like that? Playful as such?
PetsRe: 4 Reasons Why Dogs Make Good Pets by SirMichael1: 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2017
marvin902:
its not about superstition buh the plain fact is this here in Africa particularly
Nigeria cats have a very high tendency to be used for evil undecided undecided
is very hard for evil hands to use dogs buh for cats is just too easy
and i speak from experience undecided undecided
He specified. He wrote 'Nigerian cats' cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

It's more like.... 'African cats'. It's an African thing
PetsRe: 4 Reasons Why Dogs Make Good Pets by SirMichael1: 12:36pm On Dec 13, 2017
Rolex67:
Cats are so lovely, our problem in Nigeria is that we are way too superstitious.
Yeah, you could give yourself a relief sigh and say that. How do you explain a cat turning to an old woman at dawn in the midst of people.

Nigerians are way superstitious but some of these things are true. When my mum tells me all these stuffs, I just rebuff her claims until I watched a video of an 'unknown' animal electrocuted on a pole somewhere in nigeria
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 12:26pm On Dec 13, 2017
logadims:
your Uncle is totally wrong.


let me ask you, from what you watched via, Youtube. Did they not give a solution?
Nope, I was actually watching a video on aggressive dogs, not really seeking a solution there. These were dogs who had aggressive tendencies before the training
PetsRe: Guys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 11:50am On Dec 13, 2017
angry huh

Anyone?? angry
PetsRe: 4 Reasons Why Dogs Make Good Pets by SirMichael1: 11:50am On Dec 13, 2017
Rolex67:
I hate dogs angry. They are dirty, I prefer cats.
There's a popular believe that those who love or own cats are witches. You don't happen to be one right? undecided
PetsGuys, I Need Your Advice And Possibly Help by SirMichael1(op): 10:31am On Dec 13, 2017
We got a Germain Shepard (Nala) when she was a month and two weeks old. She's about a year now. Beautiful dog and a sight to behold I must add but my major issue with her is that she's too playful with everyone including strangers.

We got no cage for her because we live in an enclosed house and thought it best to allow her roam free about the compound which I think is what made her playful. Extremely playful.

I envisioned a dog who at the mere knocking of our gate would start barking out loud and with a grimacing look threatening to tear up strangers not this.... Oh God! But what do I get.... Immediately we open the gate to a visitor, she is the first to greet them. She rushes to them and pounces on them playfully and should they ignore her, she starts making this funny moaning sound like she desperately needs attention and would die without it and if she's paid with attention.... That's even the worst. You see her playing and rolling on the floor pissing herself in the process.

When I told my uncle about it, he advised me to give it a meal per day, give it hot (alcoholic) or weed/dope (have no idea where to get this) and watch her reaction.

I think that isn't professional as I have watched YouTube videos and nothing was administered to them.

Is there anything I should be doing right? A training or anything?? It's getting annoying. I need an aggressive dog embarassed
RomanceRe: Is It Reasonable To Accept Your Ex Back For A Relationship? by SirMichael1: 11:34pm On Dec 12, 2017
KreativGenius:
Are the factors that triggered the breakup still there?..

You need to evaluate everything that triggered the breakup first, make amendments in yourself and in her...If amendments are addressed,it's a starting point. Think deep, the answer's in you ! Any form of reconciliation without addressing what triggered the breakup is a waste of time
I'm sorry but do you guys read for the sole purpose of replying?? But you read where he wrote that she was complaining about the little attention he gave her or you didn't read that part??
RomanceRe: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink by SirMichael1: 12:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
Japhet04:
I am naturally dark skinned with dark lips, but just recently i discovered that my lower lip is turning pink, and it doesn't do so uniformly, becase there are still some dark patches on the lip and it's spreaing out..,

Pls help i don't know what to do anymore, because i have already seen the dermatologist and they gave me hydrocortisone cream to rub but it has yielded no results

This makes me very sad and scared, pls helpful suggestions

Lalasticlala
Hope it is isn't vitiligo??

BTW, happy birthday Fidelmalek, do enjoy your day cool
CrimeRe: Women Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen In Ogun For Refusing To Be Raped (Photos) by SirMichael1: 10:23am On Dec 12, 2017
deco22:
You don't understand sarcasm.

He was being sarcastic.
Trying to be sarcastic on a nontrivial issue? Guess what? That's what most people on here do now with the surprised ( shocked ) emoji before they scrawl trash.

More so, I don't find sarcasm in stupidity cool

Good day sir.

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