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No, what's wrong with you? Don't post your photo and ask us to critic it. |
Lalaticlala.... Good morning and how was your night? ![]() |
This one has nothing up stairs oo. You entered a room you haven't seen before? So you've seen the living room before ehn? You found yourself in a new location, a new apartment and you're telling us about a room you haven't seen When it was time, you prayed to God for guidance?? Some people are goats and as such should be eating grasses I'm starting to think Joro's stories are fake |
I love this! ![]() Not to be pessimistic but marriage isn't a bed of roses. Her picture of marriage is how an ideal marriage should be not a real one. Ideal marriage as do ideal gases do not exist. Only real marriages, the ones with tussles, playa, argument and all that. Who has time to play when he got overworked at work?? |
KiZiie:mPUA, Styles... But you can tell stories.... Phew |
Johovah overdo ![]() Iffa hear say I give her 90k. Since I was in dire need of cash and you paid over, I'll simply borrow too. Iffa send you like 50k and you cannot buy Christmas makeup, foodstuffs, clothes and other things, then you'd know how it feels. People love to owe but won't want to pay back |
17. They do yoga. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Doing-Yoga.gif 18. They communicate with human gestures. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Gestures.gif 19. And high-five you. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Gives-High-Five.gif 20. They love pizzas too. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Eating-Pizza.gif 21. They hug you back. https://cdn7.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Hug.gif 22. And they pet you https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Petting-Baby.gif |
11. They are into ball games. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Playing-Ping-Pong.gif 12. And are good at it. https://cdn7.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Playing-Basketball.gif 13. They wear glasses. http://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Wearing-Glasses.gif 14. Tabs are their favorite toys. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cats-Using-iPad.gif 15. They know how to party. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cats-Wearing-Party-Hats.gif 16. They groom their fur with an actual comb. https://cdn7.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Combing-Itself.gif |
6. They watch TV. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Watching-TV.gif 7. They knock back a cold one while they're at it. https://cdn7.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-With-Beer.jpg 8. They sleep under covers, sometimes with teddy bear. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-With-Teddy-Bear.gif 9. They read actual books. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Reading.gif 10. They appreciate the act of chopsticks. https://cdn7.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Using-Chopsticks.gif |
Here are 22 clear signs to look out for if that cat beside you is turning into a human ![]() 1. They sit upright like you and I. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cats-Sitting-Like-Human.gif 2. They even sit at the table like it's perfectly normal. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cats-Sitting-At-Table.gif 3. They start walking on two legs. https://cdn6.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Walking-On-Two-Legs.gif 4. They use the toilet instead of their litter box. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Using-Toilet.gif 5. They use the internet. https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Cat-Using-Computer.gif |
ksquare44:We taught her to come, sit but she wouldn't agree with go. Come to het means "it's time to play" Lemme chat you up on Whatsapp then. Thanks |
Berlyn1:How do you know he is real?? For all we know, he could be a programme or a robot set to automatically push snake threads to FP ![]() |
ksquare44:I have the Colliar, it's worn around her neck always. By lead you mean chain? Obedience training? How do you mean? Is it practicing chaining of the dog and making her follow you? She initially fought it off, the bitch didn't want someone restrict her movement but with time she got used to it. Hope that's the obedience training or is there anyone I don't know off |
logadims:Not professional training but I did teach her basic stuffs like go, come and some few other things. Moreover, I think the dog suffers from attention deficit hyperactive disorder (ADHD). She barely pipe low. Always want to walk about. You call her, she comes and you're rubbing her head (she doesn't keep the head well self) and the next thing, she's off and start moving about. Any training you feel might help? |
Berlyn1:This lass is back ![]() So all the while you were away you still had a crush on lalàsticlala?? Be chasing shadow and see where it leads. ![]() You know why it's called crush right? 'Cause that's the way you feel when they don't love you back |
OrestesDante:Just watch how he is going to modify this to utter nonsense. His seemingly intelligent post but void of reason will be posted in a bit ![]() |
logadims:Alright sir. How can I fix it? Is there anyway around this? ![]() |
14teenK:Well, guess your dog's gene/temperament paid off well. I'll just look forward to her puppies and see which would stay, that's if she doesn't change |
Of course, you go see that bulge ![]() Factfinder1:I like this guy o. Looks like he didn't enjoy his youth the way he envisioned. |
marvin902:Okay you've said more than enough already. I just needed to get another diabolical news and I did. Thanks lad |
14teenK:Thanks for this insight. Her dad is really Did you restrict her movement or you let her roam always?? Your dog's cute BTW. ![]() |
marvin902:Of what use is an experience if it can't be shared?? ![]() The cat you saw transformed or spoke? Which one? |
logadims:What's the difference sir... When it's aggressive, it protects. Are you dogs like that? Playful as such? |
marvin902:He specified. He wrote 'Nigerian cats' ![]() It's more like.... 'African cats'. It's an African thing |
Rolex67:Yeah, you could give yourself a relief sigh and say that. How do you explain a cat turning to an old woman at dawn in the midst of people. Nigerians are way superstitious but some of these things are true. When my mum tells me all these stuffs, I just rebuff her claims until I watched a video of an 'unknown' animal electrocuted on a pole somewhere in nigeria |
logadims:Nope, I was actually watching a video on aggressive dogs, not really seeking a solution there. These were dogs who had aggressive tendencies before the training |
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Rolex67:There's a popular believe that those who love or own cats are witches. You don't happen to be one right? ![]() |
We got a Germain Shepard (Nala) when she was a month and two weeks old. She's about a year now. Beautiful dog and a sight to behold I must add but my major issue with her is that she's too playful with everyone including strangers. We got no cage for her because we live in an enclosed house and thought it best to allow her roam free about the compound which I think is what made her playful. Extremely playful. I envisioned a dog who at the mere knocking of our gate would start barking out loud and with a grimacing look threatening to tear up strangers not this.... Oh God! But what do I get.... Immediately we open the gate to a visitor, she is the first to greet them. She rushes to them and pounces on them playfully and should they ignore her, she starts making this funny moaning sound like she desperately needs attention and would die without it and if she's paid with attention.... That's even the worst. You see her playing and rolling on the floor pissing herself in the process. When I told my uncle about it, he advised me to give it a meal per day, give it hot (alcoholic) or weed/dope (have no idea where to get this) and watch her reaction. I think that isn't professional as I have watched YouTube videos and nothing was administered to them. Is there anything I should be doing right? A training or anything?? It's getting annoying. I need an aggressive dog ![]() |
KreativGenius:I'm sorry but do you guys read for the sole purpose of replying?? But you read where he wrote that she was complaining about the little attention he gave her or you didn't read that part?? |
Japhet04:Hope it is isn't vitiligo?? BTW, happy birthday Fidelmalek, do enjoy your day ![]() |
deco22:Trying to be sarcastic on a nontrivial issue? Guess what? That's what most people on here do now with the surprised ( More so, I don't find sarcasm in stupidity ![]() Good day sir. |
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