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RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Girl Is Always Observing Your Dick Area? by SirMichael1: 8:22pm On May 28, 2017
How big is your dîck? undecided
RomanceRe: It Feels Very Painful by SirMichael1: 8:21pm On May 28, 2017
Bro, you'be been Friendzoned. She doesn't see you the way you see her. She isn't sexually attracted to you and so she thinks you only a friend
RomanceRe: 13 Very Important Things Every Girl Observes In A Guy!!! by SirMichael1: 7:33pm On May 28, 2017
Mopelawlar:
U wil find sum1 like me jooor
Are you a 'he' or a 'she' cos I ain't gay undecided
RomanceRe: Diamond Bank Staffs Wear School Uniforms To Celebrate Children's Day (photos) by SirMichael1: 2:36pm On May 28, 2017
cheesy What would people not do for the sake of their company/business undecided
RomanceRe: 13 Very Important Things Every Girl Observes In A Guy!!! by SirMichael1: 2:34pm On May 28, 2017
Lol. It's true oh.

But what about ugly guys like me na cry
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: Types Of Fighters we have by SirMichael1: 11:15am On May 24, 2017
Venice789:
useless post
See your mouth there angry
CelebritiesRe: Rahama Sadau And Her Lookalike Sisters (Photos) by SirMichael1: 1:50pm On May 21, 2017
Victornezzar:
Lol....she was caught kissing on set
See your head cheesy

No be only kissing, why didn't you say she was caught making out on set embarassed

Why did they write the title on FP that she was expelled na cry
CelebritiesRe: Rahama Sadau And Her Lookalike Sisters (Photos) by SirMichael1: 1:41pm On May 21, 2017
Victornezzar:
,
She was caught cheating in school grin
Lol cheesy You're kidding right?

I really wanna know o
Nairaland AdsRe: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 1:37pm On May 21, 2017
So Stegomiah you start your exams tomorrow right? I really do wish you success in all your papers.

One more thing*

You just have 2 more years to spend in school so study and come out successfully. Ain't no time to joke around in this zoo(Nigeria) cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Rahama Sadau And Her Lookalike Sisters (Photos) by SirMichael1: 1:25pm On May 21, 2017
Why did they expel them na?? huh
RomanceRe: Engagement Ring- The Restrainer Of Freedom by SirMichael1: 9:25pm On May 18, 2017
Mynd44 or Lalasticlala. I have given this topic my royal seal so I therefore command that you to move this thing to FP
RomanceRe: Was He Right To Break Up With Her? Read And Comment by SirMichael1: 9:20pm On May 18, 2017
paybak:
Mr A really tried.. I'm gon pursue her out of my house like a dog and always cry whenever i see her like i always do whenever i see a snake(either in picture or real life).
cheesy You're possessed right, don't you think so?
Nairaland AdsRe: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 9:08pm On May 18, 2017
Stegomiah:
Woke up not quite long ago.... Watched a series..... I no fit kill masef



Lol. Na so oh. All work and no play definitely makes jack a dull boy. Too much of everything is really bad abeg and some people ehn... They can read the encyclopedia nonstop. Book worms. When you see them constantly reading, you'd start feeling bad and be thinking that you aren't serious.

48laws of power... Read it more than once sef, lol
You kinda need that book for a zoo like Nigeria


Na wa oh shocked More than once?? You're kidding right? cry and you're not an atheist, are you?
The book of the atheist. That's what most American celebs use as their guide in treating people. Bible for the atheist. When I started reading the book, I found out that it was contradicting the Bible, although most things written in it are true and works like a charm but like I said, it doesn't make you think straight again. All you wanna do is act exactly as is written in the book. It parts with ones reasoning.

Although some knowledge aren't needful but no knowledge is a waste.

My exams is starting next week
After the exam, don't worry i will pm you my number... Even if i have to open a new account for that
Have a nice day


Lol... I like this one already. You're a keeper. So you'd go extra mile to give me your number cheesy That's quite funny oh. I can't wait to have it then tongue

And btw, don't think too much about giving me your number, it will only make you think about me often and lose focus on what's ahead. Exams remember? smiley
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage; Merits And Demerits by SirMichael1: 8:41pm On May 18, 2017
Cleopatra4:
I'm not accepting. You have started a great war.
Antibot na me and you for this nairaland.
I'll follow you now to make my stalking easier.

Mind you, if you insult anyone and I mean anyone or if you go against any rule, you're gone. You'd experience another oblivion cheesy
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage; Merits And Demerits by SirMichael1: 8:38pm On May 18, 2017
Cleopatra4:
I'm not accepting. You have started a great war.
Antibot na me and you for this nairaland.
Oya na. Bring it on.

I told you to accept my hand of friendship but you didn't right.

I love wars. cheesy Ama make you regret this choice you just made

Cleo Cleo cheesy
Nairaland AdsRe: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 8:39am On May 18, 2017
Stegomiah:
You will not kill me with laff
That my_nd dude can ban for africa though
And yes, he is above the law
Dude be feeling like NL Anthony joshua

About the manhood thread... Lol

Concerning exams... We don't do semester in medicine... We run postings.... At the end of each posting we write an exam
There are over 12 exams to write in 400 level alone
No be play matter

Missed you here sha, make sure you don't get banned again
Was wondering why you went AWOL
Didn't know your other account was banned too
I imagine you had to watch from behind the scenes
The supermod practically crippled you...lol
Never outshine your master grin grin
Oh, I feel so dumb right now. Guess we learn everyday. So how's been preparations or have you guys started already?

Well, I did miss you too. The ban really made me dislike NL, I'm not really interested in this place again jare. It's no more fun as it used to be before my ban

Lawd! Have you been reading the 48 laws of power? Or you've read it before. If you have, be careful though as it has a way of messing with one's head. smiley
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by SirMichael1:
Explorers:
The US Coast Guard is searching over the Bahamas in the Bermuda Triangle for a small overdue plane with four people including two children from New York aboard.

Pilot Nathan Ulrich, 52, of New Hampshire, and Jennifer Blumin, 40, of New York, who is the Founder and CEO of event management firm, Skylight Group, along with her sons, Phineas, four, and two-year-old Theodore, were identified as the people onboard.

The US Coast Guard says the twin-engine MU-2B turboprop, manufactured by Mitsubishi, was 37 miles east of the island of Eleuthera on Monday when air traffic control in Miami lost radar and radio contact with the plane around 2.10pm.

The airplane departed Borinquen, Puerto Rico, at approximately 11am Monday and never made it to its destination of Titusville, along the northeastern coast of Florida.

Their plane was at about 24,000 feet when air traffic control lost contact.
smithsydny:
lol oga you that is smart can u explain y they crashed? Seems u work with them in tower to know they had a go ahead to pass there.. Stop tempting your self. Don't say because army said Maiduguri is save to pass to chad or Niger rep. Then u go put head.

That day might just be the beautiful ugly day.

Use your head

Here you go dumb.

When I wrote that you should sit, read, think and reply, you thought I was joking right?

Were in contact directing them when the flight disappeared. Just admit defeat abeg.

I blame myself for reply you self. Guess I couldn't resist the urge further. cry

Try to be sharp next time.
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by SirMichael1: 8:33pm On May 17, 2017
smithsydny:
There is no way in this world that you or that guy convince any sensible human knowing fully well of the implications passing that region. So oga sir I think u need to sit down read I mean read very well before talking
Okay

It's obviously useless trying to convince you. Not all ship ot plane crashes there. How many times do I have to write that? angry Be intelligent na

Since the tower or whoever gives them direction through voice told them to pass through that region, they also must have known that not all ship or plane disappears there and besides, he didn't pass through the middle self. So you see sad

If you do quote me again, I'll resist the urge to reply you as I don't have enough time to do so. If you need to clarify anything, Google it out abeg. I don tire. You're not very smart
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by SirMichael1: 8:15pm On May 17, 2017
martineverest:
nigga,just shut d fvck up.....ur stupidity smells
OLORIBURUKU
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by SirMichael1: 11:37am On May 17, 2017
martineverest:
bro I think the guy u called fool is far better than u......
Dude, who the fûçk are you and what the fûçk is your business with what I write and who I mention? undecided
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by SirMichael1: 11:32am On May 17, 2017
smithsydny:
I can see that your sense of reasoning can't even flash mtn to mtn...

Do u want to convince the world that its his first time of flying a plane or through that axis? So u want to tell the world that the closet route to Niger republic is Maiduguri and ur aware that boko boys are around but u still want to try God.

I think u need to visit Dr BEMBELE FOR brain overhauling ..
One. How's my sense of reasoning suppose to flash mtn to mtn? How the fûck do you think? What goes on in that crankcase you call a head? undecided

You know absolutely nothing about the Bermuda triangle. Dude, I've done researches about that place, some call it the devil's crib.

Incase you don't know, not all airplanes crash or ships sink on passing that region. It's just that the ones that crash are never seen again so don't say or type what you have no prior knowledge of. Sit, read, think and reply. That isn't difficult or is it?

Nairaland AdsRe: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 2:18am On May 17, 2017
Stegomiah:
I am preparing for exams..... I just come here to read front page stories and i'm trying to avoid spending much time here
Nl can be addicting
Maybe i am not comfortable giving my number out here....
But i will find a way to reach out to you..
Since i do like you already
Just wanna avoid distractions and focus on my exams for now
Happy sunday
Hope you having a great weekend!

Stop digging my posts.... Cos you gonna see dirts grin grin

Exams? shocked Your school must be pretty slow if it's still the first semester exam... What semester are you guys in?

Yeah, I totally agree with you about not spending so much time here as this place can very addicting... I can imagine being in your shoes.

You say what? 'Stop digging your post?" grin grin You know that isn't gonna work right. Where else can I get to know you faster tongue

BTW, I'm already seeing so many dirt. I saw one where in which you were the highest contributor. The guy with a large manhood. You just couldn't stop commenting, could you? cheesy This girl, you af spoil o and don't hide under the guise that you're into medicine



Stegomiah:
I hope your account stay banned for much longer
Lol
Stop fighting....
And when you do... Make sure you hit your opponent hard
I do that sometimes so the individual can reassess his life
Lol
E-fight is sweet
I can imagine
Enjoy yourself
Lol. The other account got banned too because I created a second account. That wasn't exactly how it happened though. I caught mynd(a super mode) going against a rule, I pointed it put to him and asked 'politely' that he bans himself. Guess what instead....

He deleted his comment, deleted my comment and finally banned me for creating multiple account. Talk about being above the rule cry

E-fight? You have no idea how sweet it is wink. It becomes sweeter when the other guy's English is bad, he becomes practically at your mercy.

I got banned because I took on a lady, she got infuriated, reported me and I got served. Lol. Those 48hours ban was among my gloomy days I tell you.
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious Memes From Odunlade Adekola's Pose by SirMichael1: 1:34am On May 17, 2017
Stegomiah:
Yeah, i haven't logged into my twitter account in almost two years
Too much social media platform... One needs to prioritise
But am interested in the Photoshop/photo editing aspect
Especially the boxing and doctors kits
If it's a pc used i can relate but if it's mobile.... Am interested in the application used
Any suggestions?
Hello there, these are photoshoped images. It's quite simple to do. Kinda like a work over tongue

Do your course and stay outta computer related stuffs tongue I could teach you but that'd be hard to do here on NL. More reason why you have to gimme your number wink
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by SirMichael1: 1:19am On May 17, 2017
smithsydny:
Wetin him find go there ... Abeg make them go
You're a big fool. Can't you see the images? undecided Couldn't your myopic brain tell they started somewhere close to Bermuda and the only shortest route is through Bermuda.

Asshôle, Bermuda has been a mystery. You must not comment if you don't know anything. huh
RomanceRe: Some Prostitutes Will Make A Good Wife Than Some innocent Girls- You Agree? by SirMichael1: 6:24pm On May 16, 2017
amakadihot87:
..........yes to a reasonable person there is no need for extramarital affairs but when determination gets hold of your reasoning the product will be misbehaviour
Yeah. You're right o
RomanceRe: Some Prostitutes Will Make A Good Wife Than Some innocent Girls- You Agree? by SirMichael1: 10:22pm On May 15, 2017
amakadihot87:
..........not just that....virgins always get to the point if exploration.she may start sleeping with other men just to see what they look like without clothes or to see what their perfomance is like
Lol, that's basically what I wrote up there. Do you just write 'to see what they may look like without shirt'. Lol, your thought process is flawed.

Why do we have YouTube, Google et all? If she wanna see how guys body look like, go to Google, YouTube. They are tons of them there.
That's no reason for extra marital affair.

About the performance thingy, I wrote it up there. smiley
RomanceRe: When Laveda Says She Is Home Alone(short Video) by SirMichael1: 9:15pm On May 15, 2017
falconey:
Orijin? you??
This boy, your ban period don end abi? .
Welcome back boy smiley
RomanceRe: See Temptation! by SirMichael1: 9:11pm On May 15, 2017
Wait! Is that an electric cooker? The one she's directly facing? wink
RomanceRe: I'm Not The Most Hated Or Controversial Nairalander Afterall by SirMichael1: 9:01pm On May 15, 2017
I just knew you weren't normal. A normal human would not go about creating irrelevant threads all for one stupid familiarity.

Those drugs really took something from you head. It's quite evident, I tell you. angry
RomanceRe: I Finally Collected The Phone Number Of Girl Who Always Tempts Me by SirMichael1: 8:50pm On May 15, 2017
Noise. We don't want all the shîts that airforce1 does, so what makes you think we'd like this, since it's basically what iamairforce1 does? huh
RomanceRe: Teenage Girls' Messages To The Slay Queen Pics by SirMichael1: 8:40pm On May 15, 2017
This is just the beginning of 3 miserable wretchs who think the university is a place for nonentities, ashawo, slay queens and run girl.

This generation needs to experience another flood like the time of Noah, only that this time it will be inside our brains
RomanceRe: Some Prostitutes Will Make A Good Wife Than Some innocent Girls- You Agree? by SirMichael1: 8:31pm On May 15, 2017
Why would I want to marry an olosho to even think of comparing her with innocent ladies? Wtf? undecided

It also depends on the kind of people she moves with. If her friends had told her before marriage how sex is and she doesn't experience it that way after wedding. Don't you think she'd cheat on the man to find out if there's more to sex? smiley

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