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How big is your dîck? |
Bro, you'be been Friendzoned. She doesn't see you the way you see her. She isn't sexually attracted to you and so she thinks you only a friend |
Mopelawlar:Are you a 'he' or a 'she' cos I ain't gay |
What would people not do for the sake of their company/business |
Lol. It's true oh. But what about ugly guys like me na |
Venice789:See your mouth there ![]() |
Victornezzar:See your head ![]() No be only kissing, why didn't you say she was caught making out on set ![]() Why did they write the title on FP that she was expelled na |
So Stegomiah you start your exams tomorrow right? I really do wish you success in all your papers. One more thing* You just have 2 more years to spend in school so study and come out successfully. Ain't no time to joke around in this zoo(Nigeria) ![]() |
Why did they expel them na?? ![]() |
Mynd44 or Lalasticlala. I have given this topic my royal seal so I therefore command that you to move this thing to FP |
paybak: You're possessed right, don't you think so? |
Stegomiah: Lol. Na so oh. All work and no play definitely makes jack a dull boy. Too much of everything is really bad abeg and some people ehn... They can read the encyclopedia nonstop. Book worms. When you see them constantly reading, you'd start feeling bad and be thinking that you aren't serious. 48laws of power... Read it more than once sef, lol Na wa oh The book of the atheist. That's what most American celebs use as their guide in treating people. Bible for the atheist. When I started reading the book, I found out that it was contradicting the Bible, although most things written in it are true and works like a charm but like I said, it doesn't make you think straight again. All you wanna do is act exactly as is written in the book. It parts with ones reasoning. Although some knowledge aren't needful but no knowledge is a waste. My exams is starting next week Lol... I like this one already. You're a keeper. So you'd go extra mile to give me your number That's quite funny oh. I can't wait to have it then ![]() And btw, don't think too much about giving me your number, it will only make you think about me often and lose focus on what's ahead. Exams remember? |
Cleopatra4:I'll follow you now to make my stalking easier. Mind you, if you insult anyone and I mean anyone or if you go against any rule, you're gone. You'd experience another oblivion |
Cleopatra4:Oya na. Bring it on. I told you to accept my hand of friendship but you didn't right. I love wars. Ama make you regret this choice you just madeCleo Cleo |
Stegomiah:Oh, I feel so dumb right now. Guess we learn everyday. So how's been preparations or have you guys started already? Well, I did miss you too. The ban really made me dislike NL, I'm not really interested in this place again jare. It's no more fun as it used to be before my ban Lawd! Have you been reading the 48 laws of power? Or you've read it before. If you have, be careful though as it has a way of messing with one's head. |
Explorers: smithsydny: Here you go dumb. When I wrote that you should sit, read, think and reply, you thought I was joking right? Were in contact directing them when the flight disappeared. Just admit defeat abeg. I blame myself for reply you self. Guess I couldn't resist the urge further. Try to be sharp next time. |
smithsydny:Okay It's obviously useless trying to convince you. Not all ship ot plane crashes there. How many times do I have to write that? Be intelligent na Since the tower or whoever gives them direction through voice told them to pass through that region, they also must have known that not all ship or plane disappears there and besides, he didn't pass through the middle self. So you see ![]() If you do quote me again, I'll resist the urge to reply you as I don't have enough time to do so. If you need to clarify anything, Google it out abeg. I don tire. You're not very smart |
martineverest:OLORIBURUKU |
martineverest:Dude, who the fûçk are you and what the fûçk is your business with what I write and who I mention? |
smithsydny:One. How's my sense of reasoning suppose to flash mtn to mtn? How the fûck do you think? What goes on in that crankcase you call a head? ![]() You know absolutely nothing about the Bermuda triangle. Dude, I've done researches about that place, some call it the devil's crib. Incase you don't know, not all airplanes crash or ships sink on passing that region. It's just that the ones that crash are never seen again so don't say or type what you have no prior knowledge of. Sit, read, think and reply. That isn't difficult or is it? |
Stegomiah: Exams? Yeah, I totally agree with you about not spending so much time here as this place can very addicting... I can imagine being in your shoes. You say what? 'Stop digging your post?" You know that isn't gonna work right. Where else can I get to know you faster ![]() BTW, I'm already seeing so many dirt. I saw one where in which you were the highest contributor. The guy with a large manhood. You just couldn't stop commenting, could you? This girl, you af spoil o and don't hide under the guise that you're into medicine Stegomiah:Lol. The other account got banned too because I created a second account. That wasn't exactly how it happened though. I caught mynd(a super mode) going against a rule, I pointed it put to him and asked 'politely' that he bans himself. Guess what instead.... He deleted his comment, deleted my comment and finally banned me for creating multiple account. Talk about being above the rule E-fight? You have no idea how sweet it is . It becomes sweeter when the other guy's English is bad, he becomes practically at your mercy. I got banned because I took on a lady, she got infuriated, reported me and I got served. Lol. Those 48hours ban was among my gloomy days I tell you. |
Stegomiah:Hello there, these are photoshoped images. It's quite simple to do. Kinda like a work over Do your course and stay outta computer related stuffs I could teach you but that'd be hard to do here on NL. More reason why you have to gimme your number |
smithsydny:You're a big fool. Can't you see the images? Couldn't your myopic brain tell they started somewhere close to Bermuda and the only shortest route is through Bermuda. Asshôle, Bermuda has been a mystery. You must not comment if you don't know anything. |
amakadihot87:Yeah. You're right o |
amakadihot87:Lol, that's basically what I wrote up there. Do you just write 'to see what they may look like without shirt'. Lol, your thought process is flawed. Why do we have YouTube, Google et all? If she wanna see how guys body look like, go to Google, YouTube. They are tons of them there. That's no reason for extra marital affair. About the performance thingy, I wrote it up there. |
falconey:This boy, your ban period don end abi? . Welcome back boy |
Wait! Is that an electric cooker? The one she's directly facing? |
I just knew you weren't normal. A normal human would not go about creating irrelevant threads all for one stupid familiarity. Those drugs really took something from you head. It's quite evident, I tell you. |
Noise. We don't want all the shîts that airforce1 does, so what makes you think we'd like this, since it's basically what iamairforce1 does? |
This is just the beginning of 3 miserable wretchs who think the university is a place for nonentities, ashawo, slay queens and run girl. This generation needs to experience another flood like the time of Noah, only that this time it will be inside our brains |
Why would I want to marry an olosho to even think of comparing her with innocent ladies? Wtf? It also depends on the kind of people she moves with. If her friends had told her before marriage how sex is and she doesn't experience it that way after wedding. Don't you think she'd cheat on the man to find out if there's more to sex? |
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What would people not do for the sake of their company/business 





. It becomes sweeter when the other guy's English is bad, he becomes practically at your mercy.