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Don't you guys ever get tired of creating threads about ladies. Insecure persons like you creating threads like this gives ladies the feeling of utmost importance. Stop making them feel high and mighty |
Mrachiever:You no dey wear trouser? Oh, you have no idea ladies can predict your size? #Ok_bye |
Mrachiever:Two things can make a woman chase you. Your dick or your money So I ask again, how long is your dîck? |
SweetPuffPuff:Stay the fûçk off my mention |
Mrachiever:Then how long is your arsenal? Your dîck, how long is it? |
Do you have 30billion for the akant |
You have right there an Olosho. |
Na lie. These are the Things we wish to hear 1. Let's go füçk after this date, shall we 2. I'm drippy and hōrny right now 3. Babe, I want you to go down on me. You know whah I'm saying righ? 4. Cum inside my pussy ![]() 5. I want to feel you inside me. I don bad gan |
MrCork: Hey look who it is! That local Aba boy ![]() |
SmileSomewhat:Smh. You were shipped or you went there ![]() Like I wrote, don't quote me if I didn't mention your moniker. Air your knowledgeable opinion and stay the fûck off my mention. |
Troll spotted! |
SmileSomewhat: Hey black áss bîtçh! You married a gold digger, fool! Ever heard of that word?? Seem not. Go to YouTube. Go on. Type gold digger and see the search results. Or your wife probably married you because of your dîck size and nothing else. I tell you, black men are in great demand over there. Wait! Did I just write black men?? That was a mistake. I meant to write 'black men's dîck are in high demand' Oops! I just let a cat out of a bag.Asshôle, we live in the 21st century and a woman's mundane desires are material possession in form of gold necklaces, bags. Money gives you all that I believe the word for your wife is puta. Sit your àss down and quote someone you can handle. I don't like doing this but you darn cretins won't stop hitting on my nerve. How the fuçk were you mentioned in my comment? Air your opinion and restrain from my path. Irk me no further môron https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1-inch.gif |
professorfal:Good boy |
For money, a woman can say anything. Even behave like a dog |
lefulefu: Thank you lefulefu, you know the drill. Your popcorn don finish o. I chop am finish. I'm gonna need more |
MarieSucre:Okay. I've heard but I don't agree! Virginity no dey show for face but the proof of virginity dey show. That lady there isn't a Virgin. Case closed |
Partnerbiz: Young man... According due respect to you sir, I have read books. Oh, only if you knew. Do you know that most women reach orgasm only in a relax mood. I'll will say it again, most men don't have time as they also don't have the patience to perform pre-intimacy. pre-intimacy is very important y'know? You gotta relax her, show her how much you trust her by being patient. Y'all want to get down with it sharp sharp like nothing happened. Remove your trousers, off your boxers, lifts the skirt, remove the pants and ram like tomorrow no dey. You finishing cuming and you lifts back your boxers and trousers back. You don't wanna know if she cummed or not. Selfish men (I know I'm a man too )In case you don't know this, a study has shown that women who perform sex with men who aren't their spouse have a hard time reaching orgasm and you know why? Because their mind isn't relaxed! Fear of being caught reeks them. The reasons most women cheat isn't because they want to reach orgasm but it's because they love the adventure. The thrill! It excites them. Concerning the olosho stuff... Why would I want an olosho to cum? So why should I give her head? She came for business and business we shall doSo on this topic, I'm writing no more |
Forget all these long talks jare. African men are too in a haste to poke their arsenal sharp sharp. Men don't wanna go down and performed cunnilingus on their women. They just want to fûck fuçk and fûck |
Hey! do so fast ooh! People that can't stay on their own without poaching on other peoples fiance should be diced! I for one hate husband snatchers. They stink! |
You're one stupid bîtch, ain't you! ![]() I swear ehn, when you finally make him angry and he decides to call it quit, you'll look for a man but you wouldn't find. Yeye dey smell Forget say he wan propose o , we all have our limits. Don't push him |
Raydans:Do call her, alright? |
If you don't wanna have trouble with your friend, let him slide. Let him go. Look elsewhere because I foresee looming danger. Don't trend that path Trust me. Friendship means more because she'll still be there when the guy is gone |
Please who are you |
Lord have mercy. What can I say. There's a bondness/fondness that comes from excessive attention from a mother to child especially while lactating. She didn't stop when she should and over time it became a vicious habit You know what they say about old habits ![]() |
NgoziOkoli: Lass, why the lash? He only asked an honest question and you're going overboard with your reply. WTF! |
You see, most women want their men to fight for them even when she says no. She thought you would have called and probably had been waiting for you that very Monday. You could still call and apologize. You can never tell when luck's gonna hit you. |
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9jayes:What nonsense! As if sex rejuvenates a relationship. You try to hold a man with sex, he has sex with you, pretends to be seriously in love with you and then bam! ...your friends are calling you from the other side telling you how they saw your man at a wedding marrying another woman. Youre heartbroken, you curse, you tell tales about how you gave him your body, your soul your spirit and what not Pussy doesn't keep a man. |
No man likes an insecure woman around him. What you guys lacked in the relationship was trust. If he is gone, let him leave but try to work on that nagging insecure character. Its a big turn off to men and no matter how deeply in love he is, over time he's gonna come back to his senses and look for a way to leave. Guess he just did Don't focus your energy on bringing him back, instead use it to work on yourself. Let him go as he is done |
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i wonder where she got her olosho from.
he kinda skinny[/color]


I just let a cat out of a bag.
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