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RomanceRe: Girls Palava by SirMichael1: 6:47pm On May 13, 2017
Don't you guys ever get tired of creating threads about ladies.

Insecure persons like you creating threads like this gives ladies the feeling of utmost importance.

Stop making them feel high and mighty undecided
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When Ladies Are Asking You Out For A Serious Relationship by SirMichael1: 4:57pm On May 13, 2017
Mrachiever:
Lolzzzz....she never c my dick nah
Hw do u want her to knw d size?
You no dey wear trouser? Oh, you have no idea ladies can predict your size? shocked

#Ok_bye
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When Ladies Are Asking You Out For A Serious Relationship by SirMichael1: 4:45pm On May 13, 2017
Mrachiever:
Lolzzzz...funny u,wetin concern dick for dis 1
Two things can make a woman chase you. Your dick or your money

So I ask again, how long is your dîck?
RomanceRe: Guys, How Would You Feel Calling Her And Noticing This? (photos) by SirMichael1: 4:42pm On May 13, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
cheesy i wonder where she got her olosho from. sad he kinda skinny[/color]
Stay the fûçk off my mention undecided
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When Ladies Are Asking You Out For A Serious Relationship by SirMichael1: 4:40pm On May 13, 2017
Mrachiever:
I'm nt rich @all but I'm OK n living fine
Then how long is your arsenal? Your dîck, how long is it? cool
RomanceRe: Guys How Do Feel When Ladies Are Asking You Out For A Serious Relationship by SirMichael1: 4:28pm On May 13, 2017
Do you have 30billion for the akant grin
RomanceRe: Guys, How Would You Feel Calling Her And Noticing This? (photos) by SirMichael1: 4:24pm On May 13, 2017
cheesy You have right there an Olosho.

RomanceRe: 5 Things Guys Hope You Will Say On A First Date by SirMichael1: 4:15pm On May 13, 2017
Na lie. These are the Things we wish to hear

1. Let's go füçk after this date, shall we
2. I'm drippy and hōrny right now
3. Babe, I want you to go down on me. You know whah I'm saying righ?
4. Cum inside my pussy grin
5. I want to feel you inside me.

I don bad gan
HealthRe: "I Am Not Paralyzed": Man Said To Be Paralysed After Visiting Edo Cries Out by SirMichael1: 3:39pm On May 13, 2017
RomanceRe: Curvy Black Girl Calls Her White Lover Her Slave Master, Blasts Black Men (Pics by SirMichael1: 3:37pm On May 13, 2017
MrCork:
I am an expired nonentity

Hey look who it is!

That local Aba boy huh
RomanceRe: Curvy Black Girl Calls Her White Lover Her Slave Master, Blasts Black Men (Pics by SirMichael1: 2:46pm On May 13, 2017
SmileSomewhat:
Like i said, you are an ignorant fellow. Would have gone on a lengthy reply but don't have time. Came here at sixteen, been making $ even before i started my current job, met wife 2.1/2years ago at where she was temporary working, just few years after her family moved over and got married last year. You no nothing. Bye. And don't waste all your data on youtube smiley
Smh. You were shipped or you went there undecided

Like I wrote, don't quote me if I didn't mention your moniker.

Air your knowledgeable opinion and stay the fûck off my mention.
RomanceRe: KINGINVAGINA: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Romance Section (photos) by SirMichael1: 2:10pm On May 13, 2017
Troll spotted!
RomanceRe: Curvy Black Girl Calls Her White Lover Her Slave Master, Blasts Black Men (Pics by SirMichael1:
SmileSomewhat:
You are an ignorant fellow. She lives in America, not Nigeria where everything is edged towards money. My wife is from Spain...you can say i married her for money. Dumb nigga smiley

Hey black áss bîtçh! You married a gold digger, fool! Ever heard of that word?? Seem not.

Go to YouTube. Go on. Type gold digger and see the search results. Or your wife probably married you because of your dîck size and nothing else. I tell you, black men are in great demand over there.

Wait!
Did I just write black men?? That was a mistake. I meant to write 'black men's dîck are in high demand'

Oops! lipsrsealed I just let a cat out of a bag.

Asshôle, we live in the 21st century and a woman's mundane desires are material possession in form of gold necklaces, bags. Money gives you all that

I believe the word for your wife is puta. Sit your àss down and quote someone you can handle.

I don't like doing this but you darn cretins won't stop hitting on my nerve. How the fuçk were you mentioned in my comment? Air your opinion and restrain from my path. Irk me no further môron

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RomanceRe: Curvy Black Girl Calls Her White Lover Her Slave Master, Blasts Black Men (Pics by SirMichael1: 1:43pm On May 13, 2017
professorfal:
hr
Good boy wink
RomanceRe: Curvy Black Girl Calls Her White Lover Her Slave Master, Blasts Black Men (Pics by SirMichael1: 1:39pm On May 13, 2017
For money, a woman can say anything. Even behave like a dog
RomanceRe: WOMEN Are Largely To Blame For Inability To Reach Orgasm. by SirMichael1: 1:33pm On May 13, 2017
lefulefu:
thats wat they call whaam! baam! thank u maam! aka quickie grin

Thank you lefulefu, you know the drill. Your popcorn don finish o. I chop am finish.

I'm gonna need more wink
RomanceRe: 26-Year-Old Virgin Lady Decides To Remain So Till Marriage (Photos) by SirMichael1: 1:28pm On May 13, 2017
MarieSucre:
Just like HIV, virginity no dey show for face. I know girls who have never been with men but when you see them dress, you'll think they're worldly.
Okay. I've heard but I don't agree! Virginity no dey show for face but the proof of virginity dey show.

That lady there isn't a Virgin. Case closed smiley
RomanceRe: WOMEN Are Largely To Blame For Inability To Reach Orgasm. by SirMichael1: 1:23pm On May 13, 2017
Partnerbiz:
What do you know about reproductive health and how many books have you read?
So everybody you give head reaches orgasm?

What about those that get it by mere clitoral stimulation?
You have not met woods before.
Again, it seems your type will give head to even olosho cool
Herpes, hpv etc are real.

Young man... According due respect to you sir, I have read books. Oh, only if you knew.

Do you know that most women reach orgasm only in a relax mood. I'll will say it again, most men don't have time as they also don't have the patience to perform pre-intimacy.

pre-intimacy is very important y'know? You gotta relax her, show her how much you trust her by being patient. Y'all want to get down with it sharp sharp like nothing happened. Remove your trousers, off your boxers, lifts the skirt, remove the pants and ram like tomorrow no dey. You finishing cuming and you lifts back your boxers and trousers back. You don't wanna know if she cummed or not. Selfish men (I know I'm a man too tongue)

In case you don't know this, a study has shown that women who perform sex with men who aren't their spouse have a hard time reaching orgasm and you know why? Because their mind isn't relaxed! Fear of being caught reeks them.

The reasons most women cheat isn't because they want to reach orgasm but it's because they love the adventure. The thrill! It excites them.


Concerning the olosho stuff... Why would I want an olosho to cum? undecided So why should I give her head? She came for business and business we shall do

So on this topic, I'm writing no more
RomanceRe: WOMEN Are Largely To Blame For Inability To Reach Orgasm. by SirMichael1: 12:47pm On May 13, 2017
Forget all these long talks jare. African men are too in a haste to poke their arsenal sharp sharp.

Men don't wanna go down and performed cunnilingus on their women. They just want to fûck fuçk and fûck
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Exposes Her Husband's Mistress & Vowed To Bewitch Her (photos) by SirMichael1:
Hey! do so fast ooh!

People that can't stay on their own without poaching on other peoples fiance should be diced!

I for one hate husband snatchers. They stink! angry
RomanceRe: A Lady Seeks Advice On How To Make Boyfriend Angry To See His True Color by SirMichael1: 12:34pm On May 13, 2017
You're one stupid bîtch, ain't you! angry

I swear ehn, when you finally make him angry and he decides to call it quit, you'll look for a man but you wouldn't find.


Yeye dey smell


Forget say he wan propose o , we all have our limits. Don't push him angry
RomanceRe: I Have No Idea by SirMichael1: 11:03am On May 13, 2017
Raydans:
I was thinking in that direction too. I never knew it might be a big deal since it was a case of maybe.
I actually never wanted to be forward
Do call her, alright? smiley
RomanceRe: Recommended Him To A Friend's Friend, Now I Want Him To Mysel. by SirMichael1: 10:57am On May 13, 2017
If you don't wanna have trouble with your friend, let him slide. Let him go.

Look elsewhere because I foresee looming danger.

Don't trend that path smiley Trust me. Friendship means more because she'll still be there when the guy is gone
RomanceRe: Marrying A Naija Man Is The Beginning Of All Evil by SirMichael1: 10:51am On May 13, 2017
Please who are you huh undecided
RomanceRe: I Caught My Over Aged Son Sucking My Wife's Breast - Distraughted Man Reveals by SirMichael1: 10:45am On May 13, 2017
Lord have mercy.


What can I say. There's a bondness/fondness that comes from excessive attention from a mother to child especially while lactating. She didn't stop when she should and over time it became a vicious habit


You know what they say about old habits wink
RomanceRe: What Are The Signs?? by SirMichael1: 10:30am On May 13, 2017
NgoziOkoli:
You are nothing but a filthy scumbag. You should be chopped into tiny pieces and feed to local dogs in the slum you are brought up. Instead of you to look for how to make your life better you are here looking for teenage girls to rape.


Worthless imp like you!
Lass, why the lash? undecided He only asked an honest question and you're going overboard with your reply. WTF!

RomanceRe: I Have No Idea by SirMichael1: 10:22am On May 13, 2017
cry Yours is really strong o. I think you should have called her that Monday and inquired if she was still gonna be free.

You see, most women want their men to fight for them even when she says no. She thought you would have called and probably had been waiting for you that very Monday.

You could still call and apologize. You can never tell when luck's gonna hit you. smiley
RomanceRe: 20 Year Old Boy Marries GRANNY LOVER!!!! by SirMichael1: 8:09am On May 13, 2017
cheesy
RomanceRe: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by SirMichael1: 7:34am On May 13, 2017
9jayes:
You need to sex him ASAP
What nonsense! As if sex rejuvenates a relationship.


You try to hold a man with sex, he has sex with you, pretends to be seriously in love with you and then bam!


...your friends are calling you from the other side telling you how they saw your man at a wedding marrying another woman.

Youre heartbroken, you curse, you tell tales about how you gave him your body, your soul your spirit and what not


Pussy doesn't keep a man.
RomanceRe: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by SirMichael1: 7:23am On May 13, 2017
No man likes an insecure woman around him. What you guys lacked in the relationship was trust.

If he is gone, let him leave but try to work on that nagging insecure character. Its a big turn off to men and no matter how deeply in love he is, over time he's gonna come back to his senses and look for a way to leave.


Guess he just did


Don't focus your energy on bringing him back, instead use it to work on yourself. Let him go as he is done

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