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RomanceRe: Please I Need Urgent Answer by SirMichael1: 4:39pm On May 31, 2017
A mother has more capability and tendency to care for a child. That's why you hear of single moms and seldom hear of single dads.

If the dad's job is too demanding to the point that he has no time to take care of himself not to talk of the child, the court reserves the right to give the mother full custody.

Hope this helps smiley
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Stop Giving Up The Honey For Free! by SirMichael1: 4:07pm On May 31, 2017
sinaj:
y u dey vex
Treason! Dude committed treason to the male fraction.

Dude thinks sex is a one sided thing. Both parties benefit from it at the end of the day.

Single ladies giving up their “honey” is by wearing really tight, short and low cut clothes. It’s a blessing to have a good body and we all know what assets we have that we are really proud of BUT please be classy and leave room for the imagination!
So ladies should be wearing 'overflowing gowns' because they want to keep their honey or whatever he thinks.

There's a fine line between hypocrisy and Christianity.
RomanceRe: My Relationship Has Been Full Of Tears: Please Advice Me by SirMichael1: 3:56pm On May 31, 2017
Who wants the advice now? Everybody wants to open a topic even if the problem isn't theirs.

Abeg shift angry
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Stop Giving Up The Honey For Free! by SirMichael1: 3:53pm On May 31, 2017
undecided
RomanceRe: Talk About It by SirMichael1: 2:25pm On May 30, 2017
Who wants to do what parents does and come out in public to discuss it?

People have conscience, you know...
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1: 6:20am On May 30, 2017
firstking01:
And you are NOWHERE near my lucrative age sonundecided
Ah haa... I have here a grandpa.

How are your wives?, kids(any)?, grandkids(any)?, concubines? Huh?
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1: 12:08am On May 30, 2017
firstking01:
Lol, you still sound eroded niggagrin....If you have the skills of comprehension as you rightly claimed you would 've spotted my sarcasm right from when i gave you that smileygrin....stop struggling to stay relevant manundecided
Oloribukun with a hahaha smiley. cheesy

How about that?

Come, wait first.... How old are you to begin with? embarassed You sound too young
RomanceRe: See The 5 Things Only True Love Can Teach You by SirMichael1: 11:34pm On May 29, 2017
Politicalapathy:
who the hell told u love doesn't exits
Lay your head to rest son
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1: 11:32pm On May 29, 2017
firstking01:
Smh, ok, continue ranting like a toothless bulldog while i leave you to wallow in your ignorancegrin.
Sorry buh a bulldog doesn't rant. It barks! And moreover, I don't think I've seen a bulldog toothless.

You need to comprehend appropriately before you comment. This is the simple thing I teach children

1. Sit
2. Read
3. Think
4. Comment

And if you think it's a useless post, don't comment, just get the fūçk off. Is that too much to ask? undecided

A bītçh caused my previous ban and boy was I handicapped. Had to watch the whole thing from behind the scene. Saw mentions but couldn't reply them. If I should type some things to you, I'd get ban. Probably a month or two. Don't wanna go AWOL because of a pig cry
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1: 10:34pm On May 29, 2017
firstking01:
Just migrate from this level bro.
WTF are talking about. Ain't you got no reasoning skill no more? undecided

If it's so hard to comprehend, try Google translate angry
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1: 10:31pm On May 29, 2017
kibra4u:
Bros you mean all this wahala ontop woman? Na wa for you o. Even if na she be the only woman remaining in this world sef.......free pussies full everywhere o. Its obvious she dosent luv you but you keep forcing urself on her, so tell me why she no go take you play ball. Shine ur eyes o cos if by error of omission or commison you marry this lady na him be say you don sign ur death warrant because na frustration go eventually kill you finish......my last kobo na him I give you.....
Boy, who the fūçk are you referring to?

You quote the wrong fellow boy, modify your post undecided
Nairaland AdsRe: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 9:14pm On May 29, 2017
Stegomiah:
Exams is on thursday and friday
I'm a lil bit tensed
Thanks though
Yes o, can't wait to leave this zoo
Maybe when you become the king of the zoo, i might return grin grin
I rep naija
My country, my country
My long lost friend. Exams are keeping you tied oh. The leash is too strong right.

I started IT last week Monday. Thought you should know

Miss you kiss
RomanceRe: My Ex Begging For My Love After seeing This Photo of me by SirMichael1: 9:01pm On May 29, 2017
OMG! What a troll you are just like onila.

Do you have a real life aside NL? undecided
RomanceRe: Leave A Message For Someone Here Without Mentioning Their Name. by SirMichael1: 8:42pm On May 29, 2017
professorfal:
SUIT YOURSELF......
IKR? cheesy

What's with the girl's picture cause I don't masturbate cry

You need the pix more than I do
RomanceRe: Leave A Message For Someone Here Without Mentioning Their Name. by SirMichael1: 8:31pm On May 29, 2017
professorfal:
You're the only one saying that...... .REALLY?
Dude, he crippled your handle for 2months and in turn, you came back, irked him and finished him off.

Like I said, not after he made your handle handicap and made you see all the mentions but couldn't reply. cry

A blow to the balls was better, I tell you cheesy
RomanceRe: Leave A Message For Someone Here Without Mentioning Their Name. by SirMichael1: 8:21pm On May 29, 2017
professorfal:
He reported me! I knocked him the Bleep out!
Not after he took you out first. Made you handicapped. Had to see things from behind the scene. cheesy
RomanceRe: Leave A Message For Someone Here Without Mentioning Their Name. by SirMichael1: 8:12pm On May 29, 2017
professorfal:
Ok to the miscreant with wrinkled forehead, fuck_ you son! my main handle is serving two months ban.
Vizkiz really did a good thing to falconey. It's about time someone shut this boy's mouth.

I'll will earn you your next ban boy. Remember this moniker.


Lol! cheesy That was suppose to sound like I'm a badass or something like that, don't know if it did the job well cry
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1: 7:20pm On May 29, 2017
firstking01:
Rundecided?, smh.
WTF is your ish? undecided

Shouldn't I read something again angry
RomanceRe: Please I Need An Advice. Should I Still Ask For Forgiveness From Her. by SirMichael1:

Jeez! I hate you already angry

You're so much of a nice guy and that's bad. Very bad and annoying!

Dude, don't ever and I repeat, don't ever apologize. I can tell you that she is waiting for yet another apology from you at this time and if you don't apologize, she'll eventually come over and when she comes over, she wouldn't want to apologize, she would want to act as though nothing was wrong between you guys. That's when you know that you're in charge now, request for a your apology and if she doesn't apologize, walk away and don't look back

WTF is wrong with you? She offends and you apologize? Where the f*ck does that happen? Huh?!. You're easily predictable, she predicts you easily and knows that you'll apologize again.

1. She's has no fūçkīñg repect
2. She's not remorseful
3. A fūçkīñg whōre who is also a party freak
4. A useless and an uncaring b1tch
5. A waste

Dude, I can tell you that she refused to pick your call again because she was enjoying her party with friends or whoever she was with at that time and when the party was over, the hangover started and she fell sick from the party you didn't send her to.

You're too emotional, you don't wanna lose her and that's why you always apologize even even she's wrong. You're not manly. Too weak. So very weak! It irks me! huh

Also, your initial reply was toooooooooo long. Damn! I got infuriated to the point that I wanted to insult you right away until i turned thoughts from it. See her reply and see you.

You always explain, even scientifically too. Don't be easily predictable. Dude, have some standard and be ready to walk away if it's violated.

Stop acting too sheepish and emotionally. Let her know that you don't depend on her for your happiness or anything like that.

I think you're so much in love with the girl that it has clouded your pattern of reasoning. That's what love does.

Relationship shouldn't be a one sided thing, both sides should work on the relationship to make it strong

RomanceRe: "My Husband Wants Threesomes And Orgies" by SirMichael1: 6:22pm On May 29, 2017
See what watching too much porn causes abi?? cry

Porn has a way of making people fantasize about crazy things. Porn and weed though
RomanceRe: . by SirMichael1: 5:48pm On May 29, 2017
cheesy Heartbeat?? shocked Did I just read that well??.

So your heart wasn't beating until you met him on FB?

BTW, NL isn't a place to post family pictures. It's called a faceless forum for a reason.

Robbers are here, serial killers, kidnappers etc. Drug deal happens here, rape happens here and what not. wink Be safe
RomanceRe: What Are Chances My Wife Could Double Cross With My Brother.. by SirMichael1: 5:14pm On May 29, 2017
She's getting the attention she couldn't get from you from your brother. Very soon, sex will come in and your matrimonial home will be scattered. Sibling rivalry will begin and your brother's family, your family and you and your brother will no longer be in good terms with each other.

I see so many endings. cry
RomanceRe: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by SirMichael1: 4:19pm On May 29, 2017
AggressiveFucker:
no worry

i await the day konji shall srike you hard

u go know weda u be virgin that time

Story story. grin

Konji no dey catch virgins but you no go know because you no be virgin again tongue

Bet why did you eat the forbidden food while it's still forbidden na? embarassed
RomanceRe: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by SirMichael1: 3:11pm On May 29, 2017
cheesy That's why being a virgin pays tongue
RomanceRe: Can't Last Long In Bed Anymore, Help!!! by SirMichael1: 3:06pm On May 29, 2017
desquad:
this profession is an exercise on it's own, I can't remember. Do you recommend it?
Yeah. Aerobics. And I did observe from your initial post that each time you think about not lasting long, you'd get discouraged and not have sex... 'This has become a mind thing!

You gotta believe and have that confidence once again.
RomanceRe: Can't Last Long In Bed Anymore, Help!!! by SirMichael1: 2:50pm On May 29, 2017
desquad:
for a permanent solution?, Cos I don't take any of these before, it was natural

Alright, how often do you exercise?
RomanceRe: Can't Last Long In Bed Anymore, Help!!! by SirMichael1: 2:42pm On May 29, 2017
Take hot or Alamo bitters.

Thank me later MR soldier wink
RomanceRe: What Wil Be Your First Reaction If You Catch Your Spouse Cheating? by SirMichael1: 2:39pm On May 29, 2017
Angel196:
True...but there are special cases. Like resurrections... wink

Lol... When she's not Jesus cheesy

Shît is gone. It's gone.

But if the guy forgives her, he might have some ulterior motives

Personally, if my girl cheats on me and she's caught, if she begs and ask' for forgiveness, I'll pretend to forgive but mehn... Ama start fūçkīñg the bītçh's life excessively from that day until the pussy has gotten too wide then ama drop her sorry àss off on the excuse that her hole has gotten too wide from excessively cheating (Put the breakup ontop her head).

Talk about being wicked and unforgiving cry
RomanceRe: Girls Stare At Me But They Don't Approach Me. Why Is This So? by SirMichael1: 2:31pm On May 29, 2017
drunkcow:
Sorry o bt do u hv a step mother may she have tie ur name to television

cheesy Tryna be funny ain't ya.

Wait! Is that piss(urine) on your hair? @ dp
RomanceRe: Girls Stare At Me But They Don't Approach Me. Why Is This So? by SirMichael1:
Dude, no fūçkīñg girl wants to do a man's job. They rather wait and get approached, yet they claim feminism up and down.

Feminism, that shît is just a word that has lost it's meaning.

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