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Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 1:42pm On Jul 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Can you stop lying unnecessarily? You don't know me at all.
So i'm free to lie necessarily? I never have to lie necessarily when i don't have to lie, i.e., when i tell the truth. You know deep down that you don't really believe in creating this topic, really need to, but your bid in clout chasing made you. This one of those topics you see and know that controversy will be created, controversies that steers your belly.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 1:32pm On Jul 26, 2020
Sunkyapogee:
please wake up.. you are dreaming.
i wish.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 1:30pm On Jul 26, 2020
mxhibit:
[s]Guy, what's your stress? Do you have any issue with what she posted? Haba! Calm down and stop picking on people. Please be mature and let's be guided. If you don't have any meaningful contribution to her post, just observe or move on with whatever you doing. People get wahala sha.[/s]
SIMPson. Seems you can't interprete underlying actions, so don't involve yourself and act a knight. If maturity is being in denial of the truth while becoming an asslicker, i choose immaturity. I know this lady, maybe more than you do, so hush!
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 12:10pm On Jul 26, 2020
Missyajoke:
She's after front page.
grin grin grin grin
She has never opened a thread in the religious section so why today.
I know her well. She likes chasing clout when bored. cheesy cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:43am On Jul 26, 2020
ArchAngeI:
the bragging never even start self
Just chill cheesy
Lol. I dey wait.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:41am On Jul 26, 2020
Broobembem:
You've not bribed anyone in your life before? cheesy
Nope. Except when i want something from my siblings and that's cool.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:35am On Jul 26, 2020
Kiddwaya just admitted that he bribed the police. I'm not a fan.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 9:51am On Jul 26, 2020
Nengi has long hairs. Moi love it!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 9:42am On Jul 26, 2020
Someone should give me a recap of these housmates.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 9:27am On Jul 26, 2020
Wait, why are they making their hair themselves? Because of corona?
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 8:10am On Jul 26, 2020
Lawdis:
....where you from Sirhuh? I have something to tell you
From Akwa ibom state. cheesy
SportsRe: What The EPL Table Would Look Like Without VAR by SirMichael1: 8:07am On Jul 26, 2020
Angelfrost:
I don't... Forget that pettiness above!!! Wolves biggest undoing is their own poor play towards the tail end of the season. Same with Spurs and Leicester.
Spurs have been playing shitty games since the beginning of the season. Really, it's suprising that they aren't on the same point with arsenal.
SportsRe: What The EPL Table Would Look Like Without VAR by SirMichael1: 8:04am On Jul 26, 2020
paulolee:
have said it countless times...we enjoy football the more without VAR than now that its introducced because the regular stops and the search for perfection do make football boring to watch especially for the non fans...
we all know that LiVARpool and man.u were assited by var but am surprised seeing that wolves are one of the biggest losers to VAR..
am not surprised at city because i do tink that VAR maybe cursed by pep ex girlfriend because it never seems to favor city..
the biggest hit was that city vs Tottenham ucl knockout clash that pep was left heartbroken after his crazy celebration for that badly needed sterling goal, only for var to notice that aguero was a bit offside and the same var didnt see llorente handball goal....that's life..
You can type with a gadget but in truth, you're blind. Have you no eyes to see that liverpool will clearly be in first position?
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 7:54am On Jul 26, 2020
Grandmeister:
Wrong analogy, cows, goats and chickens are being reared in large commercial numbers all year round so they are never in danger of extinction. These animals struggle to survive their fellow animals in the bush and then struggle to survive mankind at the same time...
Antelope hasn't gone on extinction for over hundred of years despite encroachment from humans and fellow animals.

Furthermore, when you talk extinction, talk also about their duration of birth. Some of these reptiles give birth to over 20 youngs per birth and are quick to undergo pregnancy. Maximum of 3-4 weeks and they hatch their youngs.

Prey have instinct of survival. If they feel threatneed, they migrate to other locations wher these preys won't find them, but that doesn't mean they are extinct.
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 7:44am On Jul 26, 2020
Goalnaldo:
you are from AKS too? Ok oh enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
Yah. Akwa Ibom from Esit Eket.

You asked me about her because you admire her, right? Don't worry, she'll reply you today. If you pass, don't choke her time and space, encroach her by taking little steps oblivious to her. Furthermore, don't make her sad or cry 'cause she's special.
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 7:24am On Jul 26, 2020
Lawdis:
No trouble but it's a systematic hunting ooo, though I have some guys there who can quietly bring it.....take a look at that picture
Why don't they allow open hunting? Is it meat for the gods?
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 7:22am On Jul 26, 2020
Goalnaldo:
Na so me too hear ooo .afar why that babe dey stalk your post? E fit be say she like you o. I mean that girl wey post about rapture.
You mean Uyai? She's my precious sister, so we like each other. smiley
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 6:54am On Jul 26, 2020
Goalnaldo:
yesterday I wanted to eat snake meat for the first time with a guy in his aunt's house. We didn't go again because he was very tired after returning from a burial ceremony he went smiley
Lol. I read snake taste like chicken. If so, why would i substiute my cravings for chicken with snake? When it is yummier to eat, and more appealling to kill (Now I say this with all pun intended) a chicken. One moment, you see it playing around looking to mount, the next, it is feeding the worms in my stomach.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 1:32am On Jul 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Thou shalt not be blasphemous about calling the Holy Spirit or its fellow heavenly bodies.

I think Righteousness89 should have something to say about this.
Clearly, this is a mock thread. I'm done getting caught up in this web of mockery. You joke alot, maybe even more than you shouldn't joke with.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 1:28am On Jul 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
You don't have to be shy. I have been ordained by God. Just say YES, and I will continue.

To your last paragraph, I don't know what you mean. I am only trying to get people's thoughts and answers on what they would do. It's not a hustle.
So why tagging the mods? Clearly, today is sunday and christain threads like this make front page. Apparently, the euphoria you got from your previous thread has gone low and you want to spark your life. Truely, as someone rightly poised. "you're jobless at this hour". Go and sleep, my sunshine.
RomanceRe: I Saved My Virginity For My Wedding Night And I Regret It-learn How To Avoid Sto by SirMichael1: 1:13am On Jul 26, 2020
La click la enter in the ocean. cheesy E no sweet me reach.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 1:06am On Jul 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
This is Jesus calling you to leave your sinful ways and return to Him. Jesus is truly and really coming soon. You may not be lucky about this offer tomorrow. The Rapture is real! God is real!
Allow him into you.

Now, are you ready to give your life to Jesus Christ?
Was it you i gave it to years back at the alter call? Or how do you want it?

This hustle for front page is real.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1: 12:58am On Jul 26, 2020
What i do know is that the earth will not be habitable after christ raptures his church. There's no question of 'what will you do if you don't make heaven...?'. You would be starved yet won't die. Your limbs will be mutilated slowly over 7yrs period yet you won't die 'cause the spirit of death has been taken away from this earth, you would be beaten, pierced, greatly suffered and would wish that death overwhelms you but you won't die. You don't want to be left behind.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were Left Behind On Rapture Day, Would You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by SirMichael1:
I had a dream about rapture too just yesterday night. I believe i died yesterday 'cause it looked and felt real. I woke up frightened. The last time i had something as troublesome as this was 8 years back, when i dreamt about rapture for 3 consecutive nights.
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1: 12:33am On Jul 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Crabs are nice and tasty. Dog meat, too.
Lol. I eat only beef, chicken, goat and fish (selective about this). Any other thing, i wouldn't want to taste. I'll love to try rabbit though cause they look cute while alive, i imagine they'll feel better in the tummy.

The day i saw how a dog was being killed for consumption, how they hanged the dog and chocked life out of it, i knew instantly that i am never going to partake in the practice of eating it. I heard it's good and that pork is too but let's leave it there.
IslamRe: Ruling On Bonus Offered By MTN, Glo, Airtel, 9mobile E.t.c by SirMichael1: 12:08am On Jul 26, 2020
Thetruthalways:
I asked you questions first which you never answered too...
Boko haram in any way doesn't represen islam...
They claim to be Muslims fine...
But are they following the teachings of islam?
They are not...so why blaming the religion for their actions...out religion in anyway doesn't encourage violence...it isn't in any of our books...
Ask your dumb self that question fool....
Your pastors sleep with church members more...
Youe useless men respect your pastors more...thats why they sleep with them anyhow...
Fools
You are intolerant....the ruling on our life on certain things... Does it concern you?
I guess no...so why must you engage on it stupidly
clearly it seems you can't have a conversation without insult. I might have in haste called you an angry person, but really, you're an angry person with a ticking bomb right over his neck, a loose cannon pointed to unsuspecting victims.


So why did you, a boko haram member converted chibok girls to islam if they are not of islam? Why was leah sharibu converted? What happens to your devoted muslim women after death? Moh'd didn't think they need 77 male virgins too? Only the males? No heaven for them, just hell? Chai, any lady that is a muslim needs her head checked! That's not good. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Oya, answer this, why do you go after people that convert to christainity and try to kill them? Does that sound like peace to you or like the behaviour you've been showing on this thread, a behaviour of violence?

You can deny it but we know that the sponsors of bh are the muslims, jihadists like yourself. Why is terrorism found everywhere islam resides? You don't love peace, you create piss.

I'm done with you.
FoodRe: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by SirMichael1:
List of things i'll never eat.

1. Snail
2. Snake
3. Lizard (any kind)
4. Apu (igbo food)
5. Dog
6. Crabs
7. Any non conventional meal.
IslamRe: Ruling On Bonus Offered By MTN, Glo, Airtel, 9mobile E.t.c by SirMichael1: 11:10pm On Jul 25, 2020
Thetruthalways:
[s]Am happy you didn't deny what i said about your stupid Christianity...
We always say islam is a religion of peace and our religion didn't tell any of us to be violent... If someone is, blame that person not the religion....
I guess Am i free to say your pastors who scam you people in churches...and sleeping with church members, some of which are married women, with church members fornicating with girls especially those in choir are doing all that because your religion told them to do all those atrocities?[/s]
Evading questions now are we? Stop being foolish and answer my questions, you jihadist. How much more christains do you have to kill to claim your afterlife reward, your 77 virgins? You know, the reason trump doesn't want you lot in US is because you can't refrain yourselves from causing mayhem. Always bringing violence in a peaceful location.

Take a moment and imagine how Nigeria would be without islam, without bokoharam? Nigeria won't have the case of missing chibok girls that you people kidnapped. And let's not talk about the number of children your imams have mutilated all for rituals and also how your so called spiritual leaders posing as imams rape young girls who come for islamic school.
IslamRe: Ruling On Bonus Offered By MTN, Glo, Airtel, 9mobile E.t.c by SirMichael1: 10:12pm On Jul 25, 2020
Thetruthalways:
[s]
You must me stupid and deluded to generalized what some group do to all Muslims...
Go and sit your self down first and know about your religion beforw you sit someone down...
I have never seen a pastor changing an islamic scholar to a Christian.. But have seen Imams making pastors to leave your so call Christianity...
Sheikh Zakir Naik is an example of such scholars who make pastors dump your so called new testament written by fraudsters for their selfish gain....
You ao call holy bible isn't the original bible we muslims believe in as it has been modified by useless people in your religion..
Go and deal with this[/s]
You're yet to answer my question. What happens to your women when they die? Why would a father kill his child for converting to christainity?

You see how you've be throwing tantrums like a hungry baby whose mother refuse to give him breast milk, that's how easily irritated muslims are to the truth. You can keep insulting for all i care, provided one thing is clear. ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE, ISLAM IS A RELIGION FOR HYPOCRITES AND ANGRY PEOPLE WHOSE METHOD OF SOLVING A PROBLEM IS VOILENCE. Oh how you wish you can lay hold of me and shoot me or dagger me, you boko boy.
RomanceRe: Please help, My Niece Is Using My Phone To Snap Nudes Selfie by SirMichael1: 7:30pm On Jul 25, 2020
Irijosa777:
A daughter of someone’s sibling, brother-in-law, or sister-in-law; either the daughter of one's brother ("fraternal niece"wink, or of one's sister ("sororal niece"wink.
So which niece are we talking about here? Niece joined by law or by blood?

Please, resist to dey speak english abeg. I get headache for here. Which one be socrotal and frantata niece again?
RomanceRe: Please help, My Niece Is Using My Phone To Snap Nudes Selfie by SirMichael1: 7:12pm On Jul 25, 2020
Sorry but who exactly is a niece again? A female cousin? E get why i ask 'cause i know the answer.
RomanceRe: Help! My Penis Is Itching And Rough by SirMichael1: 7:03pm On Jul 25, 2020
So you don't know?


Romancelanders, should i tell him? cheesy cheesy cheesy

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