₦airaland Forum

First, we've got to determine the location of the fight. Land, water or on a tree (i guess) If it's in water, the python will win, if it's on land, i'd say the bear is likely to come out on top. But there's a twist, if the gorilla is afforded an acre of space coupled with some branches, then the gorilla will arguably win. The lion never stand a chance cause of its laziness. It would rather run away without a pride than fight alone.

pocohantas please come say what you think.

GOFRONT:
This life sha!!!

You are Mr Spark!!!......Your woman gave you the opportunity to spark, and you are here asking us if you should spark or Not!!!

So long as your Gf is endowed in one area or the other, then expect stubborn pests to invade........shey you grab?

At the moment, A pastor is bugging my girfriend.....

Funny enough, I am also bugging another guy's girlfriend somewhere.... Yea it's true..

This life no balance at all.

'Bros before hoes', let that sink.

If my babe has a chyker who wouldn't give up even after being told she's got a boyfriend, then that guy doesn't respect that phrase, he doesn't respect you as a fellow guy enough to keep off. Why should you respect him? I for one would never approach a guy chyking my babe. She's beautiful and needs to feel valued, hence her numerous admirers, but what i won't take is disrespect towards me, having been told that she's in a relationship. After she blocks him but he insists by using different numbers...

1. He doesn't respect her
2. He doesn't want her happy
3. He has no respect for me.

I am very territorial especially when disrespected! I'll pick up my phone and give him the warning of his life since he can't stop simping.

You can want religion but not fornication. You want sex and want religiousity. Can't do.

Maybe she's finally come to term with what you aren't; a religious person but clamouring for one. She is better off without you.

chii8:
Hmmm... what if the lady's head hit on the edge of the swimming pool?

Are you asking what if she died? Ned will pay.

sketcherJ:
Woh, it's you and saka's problem jare. They will be waiting for Nigerians to blow overseas before they start claiming them.

Shey if he didn't blow england would want him abi?

Thetruthalways:
No matter what our girls do they will never reach you whores there....go and get over it....
Come to the North and be fucking Alhajis up and down...corpers in the south keep fucking you girls anyhow....
Useless set of people...
Una girls like prick like die...
Where i camped as we left camp they were just following us anyhow wanting to collect dick....hahaha..

Lol. Coming from a jihadist who has been promised 77 virgins in heaven. That's what drive you northern muslims... The urge to slip your phallus into your 'entitled virgins'. Muhammed promised the men pussies, what did he promise the women? Your women won't even make heaven and you dare say your religion is perfect? Only a fool would believe a religion who see their women as a means to quench the throbbing flesh between a man's legs.

Your religion is so shitty you go about killing those who converts from muslim to christain. How a father can orchestrate his son's death because he switched to being a christain beats me. If i had my way, i'll sit all of you down and make you see your folly, but again, i fear that during the liberation, one or all of you will go berserk, shout allah akbar and remove daggers and guns and start killing sporodically.

chinchonglee:
sharrap!!! northerners do drug excessively.. everything abt ur useless religion is aggressive...

no wonder even donald trump dey fear una.. useless religion! useless followers!
una go come here kon dey write nonsense rulings... smelling pigs.

lemme ask why is issit at the mention of ALLAH AKBAR!! everybody will run?
mehn ur nonsense religion is a threat to this universe as far as human race is concerned. boko pple

No mind the jihadist. Small time you'll see 'rullings on muslims accepting rape and extra judicial killings'.

Small time now he'll say ISIS is not of islam.

Thetruthalways:
Lol...on that it happens everywhere... The number of Christians that betrayed their muslims Neighbors in Jos is something else too...we remove daggers here while you remove guns their... Every average ignorant southerners will generalize what northern hoodlums do on all northerners...
Rubbish....
The fact remains nobody said all what i said are lies

In kano in the year 2000, they was mass killings of christains from house to house. What about the kaduna religious crises, who were the casualties? How about jos? Northern jos, how about the religious crises that happened 7-10yrs ago? How the government supplied average muslims with gun 'cause they wanted to over run the state 'cause it is mostly inhabited by christains. I could go on and on but you'll always deny the truth just as sadam hussein denied that he did evil because his religion of piss supported it. So much hate, even within yourselves, amongst your various sect, within a religion of piece.

Thetruthalways:
I am not in support of BH...they are against islam too...
They killed everyone muslim or Christians,, bomb mosques and churches sooo...
Christians also do the same...they are Christians who were caught with bombs too trying to bomb buildings....
This our difference, i detest BH and other vices whereas you commit all sort of atrocities and see them as normal...your religion is just dirty and useless

You detest boko haram? Lies! You can easily pass for a boko haram member with way you hurl insults on people here for speaking the truth. Talk about what the truth does. It stings! When boko haram started out, they started out killing christains, raiding christain communities, bombing churches and you were never against them, oh ye jihadist. A couple of mosques that this sect do not approve of and bombed (just as you don't approve of the yoruba muslim sect) is what made you begin to spite them. Heck, you'd bomb a yoruba muslim mosque too because you don't approve. Bunch of hypocrites!

What about your women who come out at nights without anything underneath their hijabs and goes outside to her boyfriend's car or bike and begin to f0ndle themselves?

Thetruthalways:
I am not pained fool..you are...why must you engage a thread that doesn't concern you?
Are you a muslim? No...why can't you the fvcck pass....Alfas are Yorubas and most of them are on various sects that isn't accepted by most muslims....
Am happy you never tried to deny all the things i said against your religion because they are all true....an average Christian is dumb and isn't even aware of his so called religion....
Am done with your miserable self

Interesting. So there are different sect that isn't accepted by most (by most i assume the northern muslims). The muslims in the north are one and the same with boko haram. Although muslims most muslims have an inert tendency to do and be evil, i'd choose the lesser of the two evil (yoruba muslim) anytime. I have seen how they are quick to remove daggers at slightest provocation. I have experienced betrayal from muslims that reside in my neighbourhood, how that they've been warned in the mosque to be ready and prepared, that there will be riot and killing of christains at a particular day and time, yet these muslims i eat with never said anything, they never told me what was going to happen. Luckily, we travelled days before the attacks, only to start recieving calls by these so called muslims, pretending to be friends, asking of our whereabout. They wanted to come kill me and my family.

In a christain land, a christain who have a muslim friend would never do that. Little wonder boko haram started in the core north where every means to resolution is violence. The real yoruba muslims don't believe in violence but a real hausa muslim believes and would target you first in a case of attacks. Terrorists in a religion of piss.

SoftWerkLife:
I'm 10yrs older than my wife. But I still look boyish. So when people see us both they don't even know we are married talk less of already having a child. We come off as though we still dating. So peeps for area still they reason say na babe wey I dey date. Meanwhile 3yrs don waka inside the matter. Will be 37 in December

Most men with a small body frame usually marry fat women. You know this.

kikero:
Possibly, or the thieves probably knew that disposing of the car would raise a lot of red flags.

An Audi RS6 costs about $109000 appparently. Assuming the thief wanted to sell the car, he would have dififuclt finding a buyer, plus any buyer would be extremely suspicious of where he got such a car. As for the thief keeping it for himself.....lol...poor guy suddeny is driving a supercar. Police get very very interested.

Lol. They don't steal cars like this anymore. They dismantle the car, part by part and sell them. Admittedly, selling a whole supercar would raise alarm but selling parts wouldn't. That was what they did with ANTHONY JOSHUA'S roll royce after they stole it. Till date, the car hasn't been found.

NobleSeed:
Break up with her later discovered my power bank was with her, made up with her again I then collected my power bank and then break up with her again..... I hate nonsense.

Haha

As much as you don't want to believe it, please believe that mosquitoes have economic importance and wiping them off earth would be a bad idea. They've evolved to resist some insecticides. Currently, sniper that causes me respiratory problems don't seem to work on these animals and the more we use insecticides on them, the more they become resistant.

Best bet is to clean your surrounding and use mosquito net.

I don't trust this investigation. The country hasn't produced any covid treatment, yet they can analyse madagascar's.

dalass:
Silly mofo with a numb skull!

What an ass

All these children of nowadays having no iota of respect.


If you can walk to your father and tell him those, then you can call me those. You called me 'those', so well...

If this man had read ubunja's miseducations.

dalass:
Its part of anatomical somethings

But I sincerely don't know how men's brains are wired such that once they are having hard on.... Konnji can make them say idiotic things like...

Let me enter, I won't release inside
God will bless us if you allow me
Do you like to see me suffer cause in in severe pains
Let me just put the tip

Ladies come oh.... What have guys told or promised you just to have sex with you? Oya talk oh

Shut up!

VickyRotex:
Esqqeezz me, do I know you

I don't know you, but I heard you're a Liverpool fan. Congratulations to you guys!




KTBFFH

I understand why you must not know me. To know me is to recognise the defeat we meted on you.


Heck, If I was in your shoe, at the receiving end of this scoreline, I wouldn't even reply the mention.

thesicilian:
If I say Hush you say Pup another man say Py omo na u sabi

My guy!

Indomie generation will not understand.

paulolee:
beautiful pictures they gat there but it would have been better if they gat that awesome anfild crowd at thr background of those pictures..
its nice seeing them lifting this trophy after 30yrs but i would still save my cash and stake it that city would lift the trophy next season because...
1..city are still more ruthless and seems more perfect than Liverpool, they jus nid to sign an aguero replacement and some defenders..
2..some clubs would face Liverpool without dt fear factor due to the way they do lose matches n concede many goals this days..
3..Chelsea need a lot of building to do especially at dt defense n may compete nxt 2 seasons..
4..man.u off and on season may continue nxt season and they need more signings because dier Fernandez magical wand is already failing and dey gat av some balls n start punishing dt de gea with bench whenever he flops..
CONGRATS D REDS (even if i still de vex 4 watin una do barca)..

lol. You must have said something similar about liverpool after we got to the ucl final in 2017, something like 'we'll never reach the final next year and in a long time'. Well... We came back next year and won.

Do not underestimate liverpool.

Cumtroller:
Where is Efe of BBN 2017.

I always knew that he will never make it in life. Talentless soul. I see an Efe in Kiddwaya.

Bullshit might take you to the top but wont keep you there. If kiddwaya likes he should get JayZ , Kanye and Pasuma to support him, he will never make it in life.

Too much hate in one comment. Don't get overcome by HBP over what is avoidable.

fujirice:
I don’t care! He should just be substituted. That guy is just vexing me!!!

fujirice:
Can we substitute Keppa already

There's no way he could have caught the ball. The projectile path is untrackable, even Allison won't catch that!

Angelfrost:
Equalizer dey come before half time...

You say?
VICKYROTEX, BEEN SOOO LOOOOONG

Angelfrost:
Equalizer dey come before half time...

Na you wan enter pitch score? Lol.

Why rudiger dey mark vvd like that? Lol.

Angelfrost:
Congrats ahead then... I don't expect you guys to lose to a carefree Liverpool team.

You say?

bjt:
Old Trafford is becoming "Theatre of draws" o. Another poor performance. Another opportunity lost

Hey, cheer up. You went away with a point. It could have been 0 point, y'know?

Hermy001:
hello sir.. you're derailing this thread!!..

When you guys were saying you would trash westham by 4 goals, you weren't derailing the thread abi?

Gooooaaaa!!
MAN U
2-1

DAVID DE GEA!

SPASM A GOAL KICK FROM HIS 18YARD BOX AND INTO THE NET OF WESTHAM'S! Astonishing!!