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RomanceRe: How To Suck Puna Effectively by SirMichael1: 11:47am On Mar 11, 2019
Dannidom:
In that art of lovemaking pre-intimacy cannot be overemphasised. For a really intense sexual experience, try making cunnilingus the main event. In most cases, babes orgasm more reliably from cunnilingus than they do from intercourse.

But you have do it right. Giving head is not as simple as merely thrusting your tongue into her vayjay and making it do the wiggle. No, mindblowing head game requires some actual technique. cool


There is a book I read by Mark Coriddi, author of The Mount Method: a Guide to Pleasuring Women, suggests first establishing a "mount." Nope. Not a "dismount" (though cunnilingus does require a bit of oral gymnastics). Achieving a mount means that your mouth and her pubic area come together in such a way as to maximize the pleasure she experiences during your headministrations. Both men and women have a mount. According to Coriddi, a man's mount is the area of his upper lip just above his teeth. A woman's mount, meanwhile, is the center of the pubic bone, where there is a slight cradle into which your mount naturally fits. "Connecting your respective mounts and maintaining that persistent connection throughout the process of arousal is essential to mind-blowing MouthAction," says Coriddi. "Specifically, it allows you to firmly place your mouth just where it needs to be for maximum stimulation of your partner's clitoris."...
It's either you continue or you drop the website you're lifting from.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Pls!!! by SirMichael1: 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2019
molybdenum0012:
What script?

I want green color, ok?
Alright.

Here you go. Copy and paste this script on your signature and also edit the words therein.

You could remove the bold by removing the b
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Pls!!! by SirMichael1: 12:35pm On Mar 09, 2019
molybdenum0012:
Lol.... I know you are a smart guy.

Kindly explain here joor
Your soubriquet reminds me of the phase diagram. grin

I'll give you the script when you tell me the colours you want.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Pls!!! by SirMichael1: 11:25am On Mar 09, 2019
molybdenum0012:
Please how do you guys use color to write your signature.

Been trying to do the same but cannot. Kindly explain.


Meanwhile

Check my signature to book a tutor
Give me your password and what you want written coloured and I'll do it for you in jiffy. grin grin
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Creates Portal For Parents Of Their Students (photo) by SirMichael1: 8:10am On Mar 09, 2019
luvablesam:
FUTMINNA, arguably the best school in Nigeria in two decades. The layout of the Bosso campus has been the best in best I have seen in Nigeria, the innovations in Gidan Kwanu has been unparalleled. My kids would have to attend this school too.
Think wide Sir. It's best you take them out of the country at this rate.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA Creates Portal For Parents Of Their Students (photo) by SirMichael1: 8:09am On Mar 09, 2019
My HOD was ringing this during his periods most times and I just didn't take them serious. grin

These guys just like doing too much self but then, I wouldn't blame them 'cause the amount of time parents have come to beg my HOD is so much and stressful that I consider this to be a positive approach.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1:
aroundnaija:
Haleluyah Juventus scores 4goals for d first time this season.... undecided
They just tarnished the 1-3 goals I gave them. Mtcheew!!
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 9:29pm On Mar 08, 2019
alexistaiwo:
You won this bet.

You selected bet was No clean sheet and away conceded which means that they didn't keep a clean sheet.


Chat those MFs up.
You self... With all the English you write here, so you still can't comprehend what you read?? Na wa oh!!

Now go back and check well. Did away conceded or scored? Scoreline is 0-1 and not 1-0. Comprehend it well MR.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Slams Olakunle Churchill, Ex-husband Again! by SirMichael1: 7:36pm On Mar 08, 2019
You know, it's a good thing that for the first time, I didn't notice any error in her scripting.

Anyways, Mercy Johnson is still married and glued to her husband but what's me business??
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 7:32pm On Mar 08, 2019
Chileads:
There is error in their website code. i used it to my advantage
But you can't play the games, can you?
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 6:08pm On Mar 08, 2019
darealsola:
lol...whines
Lol... You meant 'flush' or 'blush'?? grin
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 5:53pm On Mar 08, 2019
eduzz:
lipsrsealed

Noted! no vex abeg drop games like d old times
I be ur number one fan grin
We plenty wey be ourselves 'number one' fan. grin

I get one running ticket like that for accessbet and na over 100odds. I go drop am after e green. grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 5:49pm On Mar 08, 2019
MrOreo:
Is that japanese @bolded?
Yes it is. Been learning it for some time now and it's best to start with the insults. grin
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo And Teammates Partied With 60 Models After Atletico Loss by SirMichael1: 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2019
ictjobber:
60 models

Abeg... The ballers in Juventus are they upto 60?
You think they only know how to play football?? You'd be surprised at their prowess in the other room. grin
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 5:03pm On Mar 08, 2019
eduzz:
no vex but, dem no dey pay me to advertise their app grin
Bros, what you're doing is intellectual plagiarism. Give credence to them 'cause it's their app. You weren't the one who picked those games but them, so the least you can do is acknowledge them.
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Girls Have Sex With Older Men While Guys Doesn't Do Otherwise by SirMichael1: 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2019
donstan18:
98% of guys had their first sex with an older lady.
How did you come up with this statistics??
CelebritiesRe: I Spend $100k A Week - Davido Boast As He Craves For More Cash by SirMichael1: 2:01pm On Mar 08, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
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Is you she??
RomanceRe: Advice Needed Pls!!! by SirMichael1: 2:00pm On Mar 08, 2019
I don't understand what you mean by 'play'.

No, it doesn't mean a thing. But if there's anything it could mean, it will be that she's only using you to pass the time. You're just another dick to keep her entertained.

Fear ladies!!
CelebritiesRe: I Spend $100k A Week - Davido Boast As He Craves For More Cash by SirMichael1: 1:53pm On Mar 08, 2019
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
na this kind bad luck he's giving to all his political supporters. Atiku didn't take note on time
UyaiIncomparabl?? undecided
RomanceRe: How Sweet Is Sex To You? by SirMichael1: 12:56pm On Mar 08, 2019
Most of you saying sex is the sweetest, I'm sure you've never tested bread and coconut.

Burst ma brains. grin grin
RomanceRe: God! by SirMichael1: 8:07am On Mar 08, 2019
Lmao...

Still the clown right??
EducationRe: She Graduated In 2016 But Has Been Failing Two Particular Courses by SirMichael1: 7:50pm On Mar 07, 2019
EducationRe: She Graduated In 2016 But Has Been Failing Two Particular Courses by SirMichael1: 4:28pm On Mar 07, 2019
GrammarNazi1:
...advised...request...
Bro, can you be so kind to go through my posts from the beginning, correcting all my blunders??

I would pay. smiley
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 9:58pm On Mar 04, 2019
grin grin grin
PetsRe: 22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op):
humeeh:
Oh damn! I'm gonna tear up now. This was totally unexpected! SirMichael1. You seriously don't know how much I appreciate this. Thank you so so much. Thank you. Can I get your Whatsapp contact?
You're very welcome. I'm glad you appreciated that. smiley
PetsRe: 22 Signs Your Cats Are Turning Into A Human by SirMichael1(op): 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2019
Humeeh

Hurray!!! About two decades ago, a baby cried what will be her first cry as she took in her first breath. Somewhere along the line, her path crossed mine and I'd be a liar to say it didn't leave a dent. Today marks your birthday, the day you begin your journey on earth, meeting people, touching lives and being beautiful while at it.

I celebrate you on this day and would wish the blessings of thousands rest upon you solely. You will forever mark your birthday with happiness and never with sadness.

Even if you've been gone for so long (away from NL I mean. Lol), you never departed from my heart and to that, I couldn't forget this day for anything, neither sacrifice this message for my 'me-time'. Keep being the best! Some persons don't just forget their friends. Happy birthday dear. smiley kiss
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 5:13pm On Mar 03, 2019
Feyenoord fit lose today. I know those guys
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 5:06pm On Mar 03, 2019
Damsgold1:
No qualms bro. But stop doing those silly stuffs.

Hopefully, You'll be all right las las.
With due accordance of respect, there's no such word as 'stuffs'. You can either use 'stuff' or not use the word at all. Same with 'staff', no such word as 'staffs'
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2019
prince2pac:
so VAR is trying to be so unfortunate today... ordinary 100 to win 400 ... the just cancelled sampdoria's one goal....


village bus later catch me
That 100 to #400 is 4 odds. Put a Mil and have 4 mil. People's millions have casted just with a 1.2 odds.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 3:50pm On Mar 03, 2019
5 odds.

Play, sleep and wake to green.

I'm back!! grin grin

Z637S6D9

Starts 4pm

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by SirMichael1: 5:41pm On Mar 02, 2019
Lol. 4 O'Clock every Saturdays leaves a print on my brain every time. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members Thread by SirMichael1: 3:32pm On Mar 01, 2019
Tundexxy:
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May thunder reck you all.....Scammers oshi
...wreck

Amen

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