Romance › Re: If You No Run Mad Call Me A Bastard–lady To Man Who Dumped Her After 28 Arbtions by SirMichael1: 5:25pm On May 12, 2020 |
The lady is a stupid one. Bitch killed 1, 2, 3, 4 till 28 and even more but your conscience didn't preek and your heart didn't ache. All of a sudden, he left your sorry ass and being a murderer, you want to ruin him, make him mad. Omo ale jatiti! |
Romance › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by SirMichael1: 5:13pm On May 12, 2020 |
NicemanJosh: Are you further maths? Why do I sense a hookup line hidden somewhere here? |
Romance › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by SirMichael1: 5:08pm On May 12, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl: You're welcome, my small boyfriend.  Are you asking me to be your boyfriend?  One question though, are you a lawyer or a doctor?  |
Romance › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by SirMichael1: 4:49pm On May 12, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by SirMichael1: 4:20pm On May 12, 2020*. Modified: 4:48pm On May 12, 2020 |
1. We must be compatible.
2. We must have earned each other's respect: If we can't talk sense into ourselves -not in a condescending manner, ofcourse- when either of us is all over him/herself and listen, forget it.
3. I must call you intelligent. |
Romance › Re: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by SirMichael1: 7:07pm On May 10, 2020 |
Luv9jawomen: Finally girl 10 I finally found the love of my life! |
Romance › Re: Slim/Petite Girls ng: Which Of These, Slim/Petite Nigerian Girls Would You Date? by SirMichael1: 6:59pm On May 10, 2020 |
Luv9jawomen: Girl 5 My perfect choice of a lady. The hieghts, the killer legs, the facial beauty, the boobs and ass. Dayuum. One question though; is she a lawyer or a doctor?  |
Romance › Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by SirMichael1: 4:20pm On May 10, 2020 |
Just the way you think nothing is wrong in masturbating and you belief it, that's the way people who belief it's bad hold their reasoning likewise. It's best to accept others thought patterns and believes instead of forcing your believes down their throat. |
Education › Re: Does First Class Degree Guarantee One A Job? by SirMichael1: 3:37pm On May 10, 2020 |
lograr: Very shocking. You write like a first holder . I wish you luck Lol and you write like a school dropout. There's no writing pattern for first class. Stop ass-gulping. |
Sports › Re: Ndidi, Osimhen Or Chukweze: Who Is The New Face Of Nigeria's Football? by SirMichael1: 8:12am On May 10, 2020 |
Mikehot: ndidi is good but that man United talk is paper talk, we have mcctomminay that is the future, there is Fred, there is matic, Pogba . How many people wan play one position Ndidi doesn't play same role like the guys you mention here. He's a DM while the rest play from the sides except pogba who the coach is trying adapt as a DM not for his defensive prowess but for his long crosses. |
Sports › Re: Ndidi, Osimhen Or Chukweze: Who Is The New Face Of Nigeria's Football? by SirMichael1: 8:01am On May 10, 2020 |
Asishat Oshoala. The rest don't win trophies yet. |
Romance › Re: I Have Feelings For Her But She's Engaged by SirMichael1: 4:38pm On May 09, 2020 |
Ndeoma: She seems sensible bro... She is also a graduate and I know it might sound weird but I love fair pretty ladies. It's not weird, i love fair ladies too but this is dicey. Don't end up being a backup option and get depressed eventually when the backup isn't needful\useful. |
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by SirMichael1: 3:24pm On May 09, 2020 |
lyndaway: Yes oh but I thank God the expectations of the wicked was aborted fell on a busy express road a trailer behind me it was God blessed be his name for ever Did the truck crush you? Did you die?  |
Islam › Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by SirMichael1: 10:57am On May 08, 2020 |
Durentt: oooh ça fait un bail mon vieux. Tes toujours vivant? Sorry, I can't access google translate now, when i do, i'll reply you.  |
Islam › Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by SirMichael1: 10:51am On May 08, 2020 |
uruba23: I won't argue with your belief but I just want you to know been dead is been out of the body.Life still continues and if you are ever been in the presence of God you would understand the meaning of unconditional love.He said to whom i would have mercy on, I would have mercy on. Mercy only holds when you still draw breath, else, you're dead. If it was that easy, the devil won't be condemned to eternal damnation. |
Islam › Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by SirMichael1: 10:41am On May 08, 2020 |
uruba23: Usually I don't want to say anything because of Nairaland Islamic quotes but since I am a ChrisMus I would overlook it.There is something called Prayers for a departing soul,it is like an appeal to God to ask Allah to forgive the souls shortcoming and allows the soul enter paradise.Most times most muslims believe if you have a certain number of people at the burial the soul would enter paradise, the truth is people might be praying with their mouth but their heart is far.So I would advise you set a day for honest and sincere prayers for him, forgive him too if he offend you and do a little charity like buying biscuits for children because of the love God have for children can't be describe in words. It doesn't mean he is in a wrong place just not where he should be. Enjoy your day. Story! You're dead, no prayer would help you. You're not waiting in a limbo awaiting trial. |
Islam › Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by SirMichael1: 10:29am On May 08, 2020 |
yemkoguru: Organize special prayers for him always and do sadaqat for him like 2wce in a year... it's good he's showing you his current state inside other realm and that should put his soul in perfect peace. lost my dad too many years back and I know how this is Sorry for your loss So what you're saying is that his dead father's soul is still in a limbo? It's either you're telling me that your god is slow in judgement or you don't know what you're saying. Besides what has giving alms twice a year got to do with a dead man's afterlife? When you guys would stop this religious falacy, I don't know. |
Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by SirMichael1: 5:21pm On May 07, 2020 |
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Health › Re: Watermelon And It's Health Benefits by SirMichael1: 5:13pm On May 07, 2020 |
Oremeyii: Oh, thanks I don't really have much to say again so I'm not sure if my number is necessary anymore You're welcome. |
Health › Re: Watermelon And It's Health Benefits by SirMichael1: 8:31am On May 07, 2020 |
Oremeyii: I'm not using that mail anymore, I only used it to create dis account and now I'm wondering if I can change d e-mail I used Yeah you can. Just go to the 'edit profile' tab and change your mail there. |
Literature › Re: How Gbenga Found Love by SirMichael1: 12:01pm On May 05, 2020 |
Oremeyii: The last time I went the light wasn't so constant or maybe it was just d side my Granny's house was in
Oh, you live there
And I get about no one minding their business, there was always someone coming to visit everyday, d house was never absent of visitors I modified it already, you're welcome LOL, Igarra is such a small town and so everyone know themselves there and go to each others houses regularly especially the aged. I don't live there, I go there once in a while, usually during festive seasons. I really do not fancy talking about personal stuf on here. Please reply me with your whatsapp digits if you'd like to talk more. Thanks. |
NYSC › Re: Issue With NYSC Dashboard by SirMichael1: 2:42am On May 02, 2020 |
Mellyrissa: I have a very serious issue yeah...I am in batch C stream 1 2019...last month I checked my dashboard and I didn’t see my local government clearance or my PPA as it used to appear. Instead I was seeing state of deployment and am confused because I never asked or applied for relocation...now I didn’t get my March allowance in which I actually did my clearance for the month of March...I am so confused...someone should talk to a sister ooh! ����  You have an LGI. Meet her and explain your ordeal. |
Family › Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by SirMichael1: 8:27pm On May 01, 2020 |
The way my heart ached after going through this post, one would think i'm your child. Truth be told, if I am your child, I would never forgive you. When i was in jss1, I remembered seeing a text on my dad's Phone, i was only 11 then but i never forgot how mad and dissapointed i was at my dad. Till this day, i dont relate with him. Both of us can not sit together to have a convo. |
Romance › Re: I'm Feeling That He Is Deeply Inlove With Me But He Hasn't Asked Me Out! by SirMichael1: 9:21am On May 01, 2020 |
Sususy: My mate are in their husbands house,bearing children already and you're here telling me that I'm a kid, I'm just 20, that I know nothing about love jeez! I'm a woman! Yes! I know something! Lol, you're a child. Yeah I know, your mates are in their husband house as dropouts from school with children.
Really though, all I see is a naive Lady with stuck up societal values and it's seemingly perfect moral behaviour. So what do you yet know about love anyway?  |
Romance › Re: I'm Feeling That He Is Deeply Inlove With Me But He Hasn't Asked Me Out! by SirMichael1: 11:31pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
Sususy: No! I will look cheap , and it's a huge turn off to men I need him to want me first Kiss me first hold my hands first.. I can't do that,I will loose my self dignity, hurt my pride... LOL. You're just 20, what could you possibly know about love anyway? Face your studies girl. |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried While Listening To A Song by SirMichael1: 6:50pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
I had just gotten into the university when someone dear to me passed on. I had an exam that morning and I remembered how messed up I was psychologically but I shed no tear.
I remembered reading later that afternoon while listening to this song, immediately, it began to trickle from my eyes onto my cheeks and then I couldn't hold it anymore. Turned out to be the first time I ever cried for a loved one. |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by SirMichael1: 8:51am On Apr 30, 2020 |
DorianD: Don't even risk it...He could end up pulling out Ur uterus with his hook-like pendulum....Well check my signature for legit money making Your use of pendulum is wrong. |
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Paulo Dybala Tests Positive For Fourth Time In Six Weeks by SirMichael1: 7:18pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
SenecaTheYonger: Asymptomatic people do not fall sick - zero symptoms, nada. You don't know what you're talking about. Do you even know how many viruses your body sheds a year without you feeling their presence? Quit while you still can. LOL, Viruses have no cure so no antibody can successfully fight a virus without an individual administering the vaccine so yes, I do not know how many viruses my body sheds a year cause there are none. About the asymptomatic stuff, well, those footballers I mentioned had symptoms of of the virus. You know, the general weakness thingy, the breathing ish, dry coughs and stuff.
I think I've entertained you long enough and the irritating thing isn't that you're reducing my IQ (cause you are) but it is that you're so fuçking adamant. Fùcking blockhead! |
Romance › Re: My First Lover Is Back. by SirMichael1: 3:54pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
Ibmswapzer: Am not a kid when it comes 2 gals issue..i've dealt with tougher ones ..and i know what to do just seeking 4 some little encouragement. Lol. You want someone to tell you to give her the money? You want someone to encourage you and tell you that she really loves you and she's back for good? Dude, give her! |
Romance › Re: My First Lover Is Back. by SirMichael1: 3:47pm On Apr 29, 2020 |

Although I hate this idea but I've learnt something on it from this forum. Request to do s video call with her, you never know, she could be with child and you'll just keep sending her money as the Godfather.
Also, you can just tell her off. "Things are quite difficult now so please give me some time". But if you can give her and not talk about it after everything collapse by saying, "after all the money I spent on her..." then by all means, assist her.
I really hate giving relationship advice.  |
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Paulo Dybala Tests Positive For Fourth Time In Six Weeks by SirMichael1: 3:42pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
SenecaTheYonger: So how would you know if a footballer is sick if there’s no update of them being hospitalized? Should we just assume they’re all sick ones they get it? Literally not one single footballer has been reported sick from Covid like most people. It's either you've got problems with English language or you just chose not to comprehend anything you're writing, either ways, when you're infected with covid19, you're sick and then hospitalized but due to the fact that not everyone can be hospitalized, so depending on the severity of your sickness, you'll either be placed on a ventilator or just administered drugs.
Fellaini, Hudson-Odoi, Danielle Rugani, Blaise Matuidi, Dybala and some host of Sampdoria coupled with Fiorentina's players that I'm sure you won't know. |
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Paulo Dybala Tests Positive For Fourth Time In Six Weeks by SirMichael1: 2:31pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
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