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igwe 1:
Sweetheart, here is the definition :officially found responsible for a crime or responsible for a crime, wrong action, or error and deserving punishment, blame, or criticism.

lest I forget https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-208650.0.html#msg3235546

Aww, doll face. . . Merry Christmas to you too.

Thanks for the defination of Guilty but I meant in the context of what's gwan on Narialand. I don't think any of the people you've been haranguing fall in that category but it's all in the past now, right? Yeah it is.

So me darlin' what's your plans for christmas? You Wanna share a glass of the finest wine this side of the continent with me? https://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Emotions/Drinking/drinking10.gif

igwe 1:
As you can see, John has no biz here, we 've all made our points known. I see no reason why we will be dancing on John's tune.
This is all he wants otherwise, I work with facts rather than fictions.
John remains innocent until proven guilty .

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PS
Define Guilty. . .

@Tha_Dude

Local time + Date Registered + Last Active% x 1/poster's message /intentions/General statistics on Nairaland.

Wow! Okay, I gotta say I am completely and thoroughly bowled over by this. Honestly, I find forensic science very fascinating. You should see me glued to the TV when they are showing those cop shows using forensic science. . . LOL.

I have just one question. . . .

How is intention calculated?

Am I right in assuming you get that from the general stats which shows how long the person is being online, what topics they post on etc.

If you go based on how long they’ve been online, Do you put into account those people who really don’t have time to surf the net like others? People who aren’t really into all the shenanigans some of us use to pass time?

If you go based on the topics on Nairaland, did you put into account the sections, sub-sections? There are 3 major sections on Nairaland – Technology, Entertainment and General Discussion. Technology has about 6 sub-categories, Entertainment  - 9 and General Discussion – 15.

Some sub categories have child boards.  For instance, The Romance section of the General Discussion has the Dating and meeting Zone and The Sexuality forum. The culture section of the General Discussion has Tribalism, Secesomething and Another something. The webmaster section of the Technology section has the web design and hosting advert. The music and Radio section from the Entertainment section had Rap Battles and Music Business. These are not all the sub-categories with baby boards. . . there are still more of them.

Did you devise a formula to measure what intentions people who visit these various sections have? If you did, how does it go into the Detecting formula? Below is an example of what I am expecting to see.

Based on his general stat, Lagbaja visits the rap section more than any section. Thus his intention is to learn rap (keeping in mind this is just one of many reasons. . .  for instance, maybe he doesn’t want to learn rap, he just wants to see what others are doing or maybe he is very good with raps and he wants to show off or he could be an up and coming music producer looking for the next big rapper. I mean it’s hard to know what people ‘s intentions without asking the, right but we’ll just ignore that part for now)

Anyway, The other variables for Lagbaja are as follows

Local time is 4hrs ahead of the server time.

Last activity was 30 mins ago.

First post was on the Rap section, he responded to someone’s rap with “Tight Lyrics. I like it”

Total time online – 3 days 11 hrs 33 mins.

Average Post per day – 2.4

Registered on the 10 of June 2008.

Lagbaja is based in________________________



How does your formula handle people with the following. . .

1) More than one interest in the same section?

2) One interest in one section and one interest in another section?

3) More than one interest in two different section and an interest in a child board of a third section?

4) Did you put into account how a particular section interest people from certain parts of the world? For instance, if someone shows and interest in fashion does it means they are probably from Paris, Milan, London or New York (these are the major cities dedicated to fashion)? How do we narrow it down to just one?


5) How does this formula take into account people who change their time offset? Take another looksee at my profile for my local time (I didn’t register in Nigeria and then move to wherever it is with my local time)

6) Are you Seun? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/3.gif

Oh my, so much for just one question. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

Oh by the way. . . Igwe1, I admire your restraint on this thread. To even go as far as defending him, you sir have mighty self-control. . . at least I am hoping it is self-control. I would hate to think you pick and choose whose case you get on. Yep, that would be too obvious. . .  even for you.

Tha_dude:
BIG DISCOVERY ON JOHN.
John was last here at today 12:45pm
As at when i check his local time it was:-
  John's Local time:   December 13, 2008, 08:55:19 PM
  Tha_dude local time:  December 13, 2008 , 02:55:46 PM
I live on the east coast (Michigan) of America so we use same time in Canada and my local time was 6hrs behind John's local time.I know Nigeria is 6hrs ahead of east coast time during winter and 5hrs during summer. Guess wht??, it's winter. that explains why he is 6hrs ahead of me.
This means John isnt in Canada he is in Nigeria dam why didnt anyone thinking about checking his local time.
If you also observe his postings no phone numbers or address and yet he expects someone to send him money with one email as his contact.
@John, i warned you if u heard shut ur mouth up initially when ur scam was glaring, your ass wont have been exposed to be as stinking as hell.

@ Tha_Dude
Excellent investigative work there. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif Yeah. . . . it's just too bad it doesn’t mean jack seeing as we have the option of changing our local time in the profile.  https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/40.gif

Take a looky look at my profile, my local time matches the Nigerian local time. . . but I ain’t nowhere close to Nigeria and no, no, I am not a flying witch (even though it would be so cool). It’s because I’m using the default server time, now if I want to change it to my real local time, all I have to do I use the time offset. So while I believe there is something eyebrow rising about JOHN316, I don’t think you evidence holds water.

Ya gotta go back to the drawing board. . . Dude! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif

Y'all are a bit on the slow side, no?

Goodness! Are we so used to being lied to, we tell others to tread carefully with the truth? And what in the world is up with this mentality that one must have an ulterior motive to do anything? I supposed if the OP had declared from the onset that he is doing this because he is about to start his own church…it will be okay, right? Yeah…because no one on earth can possibly be motivated by concern for his fellow brethren at heart. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

@ Topic
You are supposed to pay your tithes before your mortgage or car loans or school loans or any other loans you need to pay. A lot of people had the same problem, thank Goodness our own pastor had the good sense to bring in a Christian financial expert to help us understand the Principles of Tithing i.e the Hows, Whats and Whens now the problem is slowly becoming a thing of the past.

Sure, some people are on the verge of losing their homes because they are behind on their payments and their cars are on the repossession list but as long as the church gets their 10%, all is well!

Blessed be the Church with wise pastors.

*Hauwa*:
don't you think the idiots you refered to in your post were that good in hiding their real personality in the first place? let's not put the blames on the women involve in such a relationship because the men might have been good and nice during dates that made the women agree to marry them.

Haba Hauwa, manene wanan kina rubuta? Ba ki gani ba. . . Women are supposed to be Psychics in addition to being physically able to take punches in strides now.

Lmfao!! Even if that's what people like sisikill believe, then thank GOD for men like OYB who go a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to show us that some Nigerian men can be logical without thinking they are betraying their country or sex!

Anyhooooooo,

Once again, Mr. Oyb! I thank you and I pray that the Lord continues to make you and your wife each other's friends. Whatever you both need to be better spouses to each other, I pray the Lord grants it to you.  

Ya hakuri, ina gasuwa. . . Ina gasewa!

Wanne Galaxy? Okay, ka san wuri cold, cough and fever, to anan galaxy na yake. Hehehehe

You guys should check this out, its hilarious.   

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=16071

Lmao! Spike you are a fan of wwtd? Isn't he the FUNNIEST?!! I won't lie, I started loving him because his posts on Aniston are always MEAN and on the money! I know, I know I'm going to hell and I don't care, jare. Anyone who calls that woman on her crap is aces in my book.

vescucci:
Hehe, your mind isn't the only thing that's weird, cara.

@Spike, I actually found his conduct in Oprah's show quite endearing. If anything, that made me like him more. I wish one day I could fall in love enough to do silly things like that. I have my misty-eyed wispy face on now. He's still a good actor. I don't know. I just don't get great vibes from him. Maybe it's because he's short.

I'm hardly tall myself

Yeah, I also got misty eyed watching him jump the couch. I thought "Oh man! I have the worst luck!! Of all days not to be in that audience, packing a gun!!!

How was your 2 weeks sabbatical? Missed you loads, I did.


@ iice
True Blood? True Blood??! Seriously. . . ? I mean. . . really??!!!!!!  Okay now, I guess I spoke too soon when I told my brother he is probably the ONLY True Blood Fan out there.

TCCBB looks good, very, very good but I can’t help but think Pitt’s nomination for it is gba jen simi nomination coz he was overlooked for Babel and AOJJ.  It is easy to dismiss his performance in TCCBB by saying it’s all in the graphics. I wish he was also nominated for Burn After Reading…supporting actor. Now THAT was some fine acting. . . soooo unlike any of his other popular characters – Rusty Ryan (my husband) and Tyler Durden (the guy I will cheat on Rusty with. . . Just once a year ooh coz too much Tyler is bad for the soul, besides that’s probably how long a relationship with him lasts)

Anyway. . . Yeah if whatshispsychoface can get nominated for showing his face for 30 secs in Tropic Thunder then Pitt deserved one for BAR. On the other hand, seeing as Heath Ledger is winning that category. . . I guess it’s okay.

Actress – It goes without saying that I want Jolie to win but they’ll prolly give it to Merly Streep or Anne Hathaway. The former coz she’s old and they think the curtains are slowly coming down for her and the latter. . . well who doesn’t love a good comeback story? After the crap with her criminal boyfriend, watch them try to “there there” her by giving her the Globe.

I can’t believe Clint Eastwood was not nominated for Director! First nominating whatshiscuckoohead then this. . . Yep the people are losing!

For TV, I really don’t care who wins.

oyb:
see unmarried boys thinking that life is pure black and white . . .


you will never know all the truths about a person until you marry him/her and live with them under the same roof.

have you read second class citizen, a quasi autobiography by buchi emecheta? he married some dude named francis in nigeria.
the dude took off to england for further studies . she joined him a year or so later, and that was when the guy showed color - beating, unable to hold a job, sticking to every chick that batted her eyes at him. .

she put up with it for years - they had five kids, before she eventually left his cheating, wifebeating, lazy ass.

i guess by your standards buchi emecheta isnt a 'true nigerian woman'

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Shoki loro ologbon!

You, sir are MAN amongst. . . . amongst men.

May the Almighty, the bestower of wisdom, knowledge and understanding continue to shower YOU with all three. Amen!

THANK YOU!!

Seeing as every click you make is kaaching in his pocket, one can safely say your Seun is already well compensated and appreciated.

What would be totally radical is if your Seun can appreciate the people who make those clicks. https://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/2014.gif

*Hauwa*:
sisi
awwww, gaskiya? oh saanu. get better soon. mu na so ki a NL fa

Ebony-Silk:
Awwwww, sisikill, hope you get berra, sweetie

Naaaaaaaaaaaa goooooooooooooode!!!


Okay, group hug for Bridget. . . Yes You men can join in too.  Yeah I know, I know some of them don't deserve it but whatchugonna do, eh? I mean we can't live with them and we can't kill 'em.

Anyhoo, group hug nonetheless https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2407_group_hug.gif

On a serious note, Bridget. . . I'm sorry but this no longer about you or love or whatever sweet nothing crapola he whispers into your ears. A man who didn't care for his son before he was born is not gonna start now. That baby needs you. . . ALIVE!!!!!!

One last thing. . . THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO PROVOKE IT. YOUR HUSBAND IS INSANE. . . and that's the truth.

~Sauron~:
The word "CRIMINAL" was not imprinted on his forehead.
She married him before the dude turned to a bad guy. Cut this woman some slack.

God Bless you!

I tell ya, I love how you go against the culture of blaming the battered woman for. . . ya know, getting battered.

It. . . you give me hope  

I don't know about USA but it's a rare occurrence here in the UK.
The crimes known for Naija men are FRAUD and FAKE DOCUMENTS.

Known for because they are caught or reported.

Most women rarely report because. . . well because of the reason I sent ya kissess above.

*Hauwa*:
sisi, saanu. shakara goma aina ne ki tafi?

Lmao! Yaya? Ina nan . . .  Ba ni da lafiya!

~Sauron~:
Whatz this about??
How often do u hear about Naija men beating their wives bluish-blackish??

Don't get the question.

Oh wait, you forgot the NOT.  . . that's why I didn't get it.

bridget007:
@Hauwa, I would if he had any money, I think he will dissapear off to London or back home and never know where he is ever again.

Bridget, I beg you forget about the money, just run for you life. . . this man is INSANE!!!!!

*Hauwa*:
sisi said it well lol. and then after the cooking she must come serve him in bed. na today? this na oyinbo no be naija woman for nigeria.

abeg put pepper for the man yansh Bridget.

Then massages the leg he used to kick her while he eats his hot Ogbono!!

Classic Fi ori ti-ing, ya know.

~Sauron~:
It's a RARE occurrence but the man should be put in PRISON.

[size=3pt]Bullshit[/size] https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2185_coughing.gif [size=3pt]Bullshit[/size]

davidylan:
Maybe in your village the culture is that men must beat their wives . . . where i come from its not allowed.
Stop misinforming people just because you must say something.

Rotflmao!!!! Lawd-a-mercy!  


Fadi in fita https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1993_dance_moves.gif

KarmaMod:
abi he no know that he married oyinbo that isnt afraid to turn him in as opposed to Naija chick that will take any kin abuse and sleep.

Then wakes up, rushes to the kitchen and makes him nice lafu and ewedu with the hand not in a sling. She'll have to keep her fingers crossed that the stew isn't salty seeing as she can't taste jack because her jaws are wired together.

And That right there is why "Oyinbo" marriage to Nigerians don't always last. . . the poor dears just don't understand our "culture".



@ Topic
I don't think you need someone to tell you what to do. It's no longer about you, you have your son to think of.

@ Bawo
I so agree with you, you have no idea! I've always dreamed of a world where the question "Where is thy brother?" will not be answered with a flippant "Am I my brother's keeper?"

A world where we can finally do away with technology coz if you really think about it, it is the too the devil is using to dehumanize and introduce more ills to the society.

Boys, Boys, Boys. . . no name calling please! Let us give Igwe the respect he duly deserves! After all without him the rest of us will go https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/crazy.gif trying to make sense of the Auto section because. . . ya know we are just too https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/35.gif to understand it!


Don't get it twisted guys, no one is against people posting, requesting and providing VIN numbers. We've seen the sticky thread about VIN numbers, we've read the many, many, many threads about VIN numbers, except some people think the rest of us are foolish, there is no reason for Mr. Igwe's continual harassment. A seller who doesn't supply VIN number has only himself to blame when he loses business. A buyer who decides to buy a car without requesting VIN number has only himself to blame.

In the beginning of his "campaign" there is no doubt Mr. Igwe got the support he needed but like anyone who let's other people patting of his back get to his head, he is taking too far. A word is enough for the wise, they say. . . Well, I am of the belief that the men and women who have made the decision spend their OWN money to buy cars online are wise enough to know what they will and will not take. We don't need Mr. Igwe derailing the threads with oni se n ko lekun rantings!

Every seller on Nairaland is bearing is father's name! If he chooses to be unscrupulous, it is HIS name that will be damaged. Shikena!

Oh la la. . . A man with an agenda! Me Likey, Me Likey, Me really, really likey!

Let the countdown to 2009 begin!!! https://www.postsmile.net/img/26/2602.gif

Tee hee hee! Like I said, there is nothing funnier than a Patsy who starts believing in his own press!!

Awww, Hero Worshipping is the Sweetest!!!!

Abeg, Me too I wanna meet this paragon of virtue who will change my outlook in life just by being in the same room with me!

I say, where do I put in my request for a meet and greet with Mini Christ?!

If I ever add Patsies to my hook up list, I'll give you a call. Until then. . .


Integrity? Bwahahahahahaha! Surely, the definition of that word hasn't changed since the last time I checked!

But that's thing. . . Even though I am an adult, who has made the conscious decision to buy a car with the money I made from the job I was old enough and smart enough to get, I'm still a mumu!

See, before I saw your post, I was sure if I asked for VIN and I get it, the next step will be checking it with Carfax coz no one is dense enough to request VIN without intending to check on it but now. . . I ain't so sure.

Speaking of buying and selling, where is your own selling thread? I wanna know what you've got so I know if to buy from you.

Lmao! You probably thought you had been insulted when they called you sexist.

Abeg, Mr. Igwe. . . the macho, manly, man's man, help me count how many posts I have in the Romance section? You would know right, seeing as that's where you spend most of your time.

Hmmm, okay. . . it is obvious to me that some people have been doing something else with the VINS they get. I mean why else would Igwe1 feel the need to tell us to check the VINS WE ASKED FOR in CARFAX and AutoCheck?

Look I am no car expert so I'm willing to leave room for the possibility that there are some things about cars I don't know, things like

1) How sweet VIN numbers are. Those babies are so tasty some people can't resist popping those numbers in their mouths before you can say "No don't" 

2) Or maybe people now use the VIN Numbers they had the FORESIGHT to REQUEST for wallpaper and carpet.

3) Could it be that some having been writing the VINs on a piece of paper and slipping it under their pillows hoping information about the car will transmit straight into their heads as they sleep?

Help me out car experts, What else can VIN be used for? Why else would one request a VIN if it isn't to check on it? Why do we need someone to tell us to check the VINS we had enough sense to ask for in the first place with Carfax and Autocheck?   

Me confusing oooh!!