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Oh About that one time they asked her question and she said can I talk about Afghanistan? Are you kidding me. . . No you can't talk about Afghanistan, answer the darn question!! ![]() So obvious, she had crammed all about Afghanistan and was determined to show off her new found knowledge. |
Please who else wanted to break something when she gave a shout out? Helloooo, where are we. . . Cabrini Green? |
KarmaMod:Rotflmao! I swear I was half expecting him to drop his pen and say "This is just stupid, this woman has no idea what she's talking about. I'm out of here, call me when you have somebody worthy" ![]() |
Wanted to reach into the TV and slap her senseless when she said this "Whaddaya expect from a team of Mavericks?" Oh my God! Stop trying to be cutesy. Loved how Biden brought his own family drama into it too, shei she thought she was the only one who can the "Oh Look at me, I'm just like y'all. I drink orange juice from a paper cup" |
KarmaMod:Was saying Nukulear part of it too? Gah! Good thing I don't drink. |
LMAO! He is Baby. . . that's what they do. Duh! |
What was the freaking folksy talk? Youbetcha? Awww Shucks! Who else wants to the word MAVERICK erased from the dictionary?? |
RubyRenny. . . Did you see it? Oh my God! I have never met anyone who talks without SAYING JACK! Jeebus!! |
LMAO! I just asked the same thing!! I'm in LOVE with this man! BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT!!!! |
Love Obama. . . I do but JOE BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT!!!! HE KILLED IT!!! HE KILLED IT!!! HE KILLED IT!! https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Holidays_and_Party/cheerleader-108.gif https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Holidays_and_Party/cheerleader-108.gif LMAO! Did you see how the lines kept dropping the moment she opens her mouth? The Women weren't giving her a chance at all!! |
So Caught up in the singing and dancing, I forgot to ask how do we go about this? What if we discuss the elements of Movie Making sorely lacking in Nollywood movies? |
LMAO! Give Kanto a chance. I think he can persuaded and if he doesn't play to our tune. . . ![]() |
Oh Yeah! We need a Revolution! Taking a page out of Obama’s CHANGE message. The Nollywood Revolutionist Band concert. Introducing the Band Drums – Thirdborn https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/drums.gif Guitar – Mooretes https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/elvis.gif Conductor– Vesc https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/badsinger.gif Singing – Sisikill https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/diva.gif Sax – Chrisbenogor https://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1351.gif DJ (after concert) – Kanto https://dirtyemoticon.com/smilies/party0013.gif Sing with me all ye who believe And 1, 2, 3. . . . WE’RE going to CHANGE NOLLYWOOD We’re going to produce intelligent movies We’re going to spread Satisfaction We’re going to change it We’re going to lead ‘em We’re going to change it And rearrange it We’re going to change the Nollywood. SING FOR CHANGE Now’s the moment, Open your mind to change Accept it in your heart! For our movie lovers at home and abroad Come together all joined as one. Join heads for Excellent scripts and better actors Producers, Editors, Cinematographers! Think together, hold each precious hand, Lifting each other up; Open your mind for a better vision, Time for a revolution in Nollywood YES WE CAN Yes we can Lift each other up For good movies Great acting A better movie industry Change! Change! Revolution Party-ers https://dirtyemoticon.com/smilies/party0023.gif https://dirtyemoticon.com/smilies/party0003.gif https://dirtyemoticon.com/smilies/party0018.gifhttps://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1946.gifhttps://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1957.gif https://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1957.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/rock2.gif You don't have to tell me I have time on my hands. . . I know already ![]() |
Brilliant!! ![]() Come on! You are almost there. . . |
In major concession, McCain gives up on Michigan |
@ Michelin89 You this small girl, stop bullying old people oh. . . It's not fair now. ![]() |
Apart from begging for forgiveness for leaving the house to go see her mother, she must also seek forgiveness from him because her disobedience kept him from coming to mourn the child they both lost. She acted like it was only her child she miscarried, honestly some women surprise me with their stone heart. |
@ Doyin13 Lol! Re-read the thread, you have your voters @ Big B1 Abun de ka na rubutu yana ba dariya na. . . dariya. Hehehehe! @ Topic When do we find out who we will be kowtowing to? |
vescucci:Vesc, quit the jokes! Those movies are supposed to be our best? That's why they are on IMDB? Oh my God!! Where can I get a brown paperbag to cover my head in shame! ![]() Ay yi yi!! |
grafikdon:You know why you don't see their work littered all over the place like dog poop? Because they take their time, they don't wake up one morning with an idea and start shooting by noon and done in time for dinner. mooretes:LMOA! I think we all the BOMB! Anyone who is not blinded by sentiments and can call a spade a spade is the BOMB in my book. Seriously, I can't believe these people oh. . . acting like we are just pulling things from thin air, when EVERYONE knows the movies are not that good. They want to bury their heads in the sand and ignore the bad things but forget they are leaving their yansh wide open. . . for worse. Anytime my sister, I'll add you to my YIM. |
Good Grief! I don’t know if I should laugh or laugh some more at what I’m reading. Let’s see if I get this straight. . . Critiquing Nollywood movies = Hating Nigeria Critiquing Nollywood = Tribalism Critiquing Nollywood = Jealousy Critiquing Nollywood = Joblessness Okay, laughing it is! Heaven help me! Can you get any more irrational? I don’t think so! No wonder it is all going to hell in a handbasket. Nollywood movie makers and their excuse makers need to wake up from the mediocrity slumber, grow a pair and stop whining like cry babies when people tell them the crappy movies the make are crappy. Hollywood have their critics Bollywood have their critics Chinese Movie Industry have their critics French Movie Industry have their critics Croatian Movie Industry. . . albeit a small one because they don’t churn out movies every 30 seconds like a certain movie industry we are not allowed to critique, have their critics. ALL are very successful production-wise unlike a certain crybaby movie industry we must not mention for fear we will be deafened with the noise of their cries. Instead of taking a page out of the other SUCCESFUL, LESS EMBARRASING Movie industries, they cuddle themselves, wiping their noses with their dirty hands, whining about hate, jealousy and tribalism. As long as a certain apology of a movie industry continues to churn out nonsensical, incoherent, shoddy, bottom of the barrel, a 10 years old with a camera can do better than this, movies. There will always be critics. . . deal with it! Oh you are right about one thing. . . I am Jobless!! Do you know what that means? I gots lots of tiiiiiime https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/spinchair.gif Yeeeep! Time on my hands to do whatever. . . Like spend the day critiquing crappy, not much thought put into it movies made by so called movie makers who know nothing about the art of movie making and are only in it for money! How do you like them apples ![]() |
Bravo! Very well said, my brother. Please if you don't mind. . . can you repeat it here? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-178044.0.html Thank you very much!! |
everyone discouraged her and told her not to marry him but she didn't listen to anyonePatience is the KEY, yes he sounds like a heartless person but who knows what he is going through, maybe he is having problems at work or his business is not going well and he is lashing out. Often times, it's people we love who bear the brunt of our anger. Don't be surprised if he sends for her as soon as he gets everything under control. We need to discard our western mentality, in Africa the father is the owner of the child and most of the time when things like this happen the children stay with the dads. |
Rotflmao! Over doing what? Oh yeah, which one keeps me out of not having an input running. . . being married or not? |
Outstrip:I'm sorry. . . get pleasure in other people's pain? You are Kidding right, take a look at the thread again and see who is getting pleasure from pain. One would have to be a Masochist to want to remain in a relationship where 1) She is has been told she is not good enough 2) She has been told she is not wanted 3) Her husband does not have an iota of respect for her 4) Her husband does not want to be seen with her 4) She works herself to the bone to keep a roof over her family's head yet gets insulted for it 5) Told her in every which way that he does not love 6) Her husband has no qualms flaunting the other woman in her face. . . yet she says she wants to know what she can do. People. . . even the Naija men I sometimes make fun of for their Lord of the manor attitude, have told her get it together, have some respect herself, be good to herself and what does she say. . . she can't coz she loves him. Someone is getting pleasure from pain alright but it's not me. . . thank you very much! Bhola:She can only do that AFTER she has learnt the ropes from the refugee girl. . . I mean obviously, she isn't doing something right, at the moment. Please add me to the list of Yoruba teachers. I know a few phrase I use for my [b]"My Husband, My God, My Life"[/b]Parody. Oko mi, Olowo ori mi, se kin gbe ese mi so ke? Oko mi, Opolo mi, e jo so fun ni gba ti ebi ban pa mi. Oko mi, puppet master mi, se kin joko abi kin di de? I will even send her the remix tape I made Ewo gele yaya lo ri aya ti o ni opolo E ya ni o je, ki ni jaye Ewo gele yaya lo ri aya ti ko ni opolo I'll even teach her how to dance the sugomu dance sef. . . not that I know what it is but I figure it won't be that hard, I mean all you have to do is pretend you don't have a brain and then try to dance. Chei! I never thot the day will come where I will be telling someone to say this outside the context of a joke. Life is indeed full of surprises. |
Like my grandpapi (God rest his soul) always said. . . If you are not sure of what you stand for, You will fall for anything. I'll tinker with it a little bit and say If you are not sure of what you stand for, you will perceive anything and anyone as a threat. Question to Tribalist - Why does Pilgrim's testimony affect you like this? Is she making you doubt yourself? You know it's okay to have doubts, right? So instead of lashing out at the one who has shaken the foundation of your belief, why not ask her to help you sort yourself out. I'm sure she'll be more than happy to help out. Ask, go ahead. . . ask. |
tribalist:You are still not getting it! My Gooodness man, do you need sleep or something? Okay, I will break it down for you crayola style. . . YOU tribalist are SCARED of PILGRIM because if you aren't you won't be the least bit bothered about her testimony or go to this length to try to sift fact from fiction. If she didn't scare the living daylights out of you, you'll read her thread. . .laugh to yourself and move on but ya didn't, instead you sat down, to write chapter and verse on how her experience is might not be real. How does it affect you? |
Hmm, keep writing coz we are getting to know what you are feeling. she has a smooth rein over docile people like you - You feel she has the power to control hide behind the shield of pilgrim - You believe she has powers to protect people empty silly threats - You feel threatened by her Rotflmao! Dude, you are sooo scared of Pilgrim, it's not even funny! Look at all the amazing powers you have attributed to her. Oh my goodness! This is hysterical but I wouldn't be scared if I were you, I'm sure like all other super beings who have such powers, she is not vengeful/ Just seek forgiveness and go to bed, okay. |
Rotlfmao! You don't get it do you? The only one treating Pilgrim as a GOD is YOU. You are the one opening all these threads trying to DEBUNK her experience. Let's see, we have the Atheist trying to DEBUNK both ISLAM and CHRISTIAN, WE have the MUSLIMS trying to DEBUNK CHRISTIANITY, We have the CHRISTIANS trying to debunk ISLAM And then we have YOU trying to DEBUNK Pilgrim. Do you get it now? Do you? Why don't you do us all a favor, admit you fear her and just start bowing down at her feet already. |
KarmaMod:Rotflmao! There is a HUGE difference between light fun making and deep-seated hatred like some people here have for other tribes. [quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=177972.msg2880198#msg2880198 date=1222906952]karmamod ke? she will scatter the whole section,ban herself and all the contributors ![]() bad idea[/quote]LMOA! Some of us do need to take a break from Nairaland once in a while, so I see this as a plus! |
ROTFLMAO! I was giving this thread a wide berth but I lack self control. First. . . Thanks to all who see me fit enough to be mentioned but no thanks. I like walking on the wild side way too much to be a civilized citizen. . . please don't suck the fun out of Nairaland for me? Please, Pretty Please? Thank You. ![]() @ DeepZone I don't take swipes at Yorubas, I take swipes at YOU and yes, swerri there is a difference. Like I've always said, they day I make a statement like "all this abokis on Nairaland just make me want to puke" is the day me and you will be on the same tribe swiping level. Until then. . . @ Topic What this section needs is someone who doesn't take things too seriously, so I nominate anyone of the following - Doyin13, Jakumo, Negro_Nts and KarmaMod! |
Bhola:Dr. Phil? Heck no! The man is a hack, a Charlatan! He will ruin her life. . . finish her off telling her crap like "Believe in yourself! You are NOT a worthless human being and nobody has the right to treat you as one! You are Beautiful in you own right and you do not need a man to validate you." I tell ya, one day with him, she will be strutting around the house, channeling her inner Aretha Franklin, singing R.E.S.P.E.C.T and mouthing off to her Naija husband. . . an absolute NO NO! Please, I beg you, let's not do that to her. You know what they say, Whatever mumuness has joined together. . . only the Naija Husband can put asunder. We are not her husband and neither is Dr. Phil ooh! kiwi992:Excuse me but what is this you are saying? She should UnCloth in front of the woman? Are you kidding me? What purpose will that serve. . . no one is interested in her naked body, especially her husband. What she should do is BEG the other woman to get naked so she can see what her husband is enjoying. . . who knows, she might get lucky, see something she can copy from the other woman. I hear minor surgeries don't require spending the night at the hospital, so she can go in the morning and have it done before lunch, by dinner she is perfect for her husband. I'll even go as far as saying while she's got the woman in her home, she ask them to have sex in front of her so she can take notes. . . some pointers on how to please her husband. It's the least the refugee girlfriend can do now, after all she just eat dinner and knowing how nice Tara, she probably won't let refugee girl do the dishes like they make them do in the camp. |
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