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No! Of course not! Why do you ask? |
Oh my God! This is the height of RIDICULOUSNESS!! Tribalist, who the HECK do you think you are? What gives you the audacity to weigh in on the veracity of another person's testimony??!! Are you so far up you own behind, you can't see how unbelievably UNGODLY this is. . . and I don't give a rat's behind what religion you are, last I check both Christianity and Islam frown on man judging things only GOD can judge. What exactly are you hoping to achieve here. . . bring people into Islam? Then my friend, you have failed woefully because this behavior of yours is such a turn off, so disgusting. . . only one who needs to have their head examined will want to be in a group that has YOU as a member and before I get slammed, I am not insulting Islam so no one dare take me to task. . . except of course you agree that this behavior is the norm, for which I call you are LIAR because I know Muslims, I grew up with generations of IMAMS and NONE, I MEAN NONE of them will condone such pretentious behavior. I'll go a step further and say I'm fairly certain the will be DISGUSTED by this. What happened to just saying the Surah Al-Kafirun about those who don't believe what you believe and leaving it at that? Insanity! |
This thanksgiving is gonna be off the hook for Americans seeing how prosperous they were this year! Time to Par-tay! Woo! Woo! |
Wooo! Nice! Me Likey!!! Reminds me of the song Take a Bow by Madonna, especially this part All the world is a stage [world is a stage] And everyone has their part [has their part] But how was I to know which way the story'd go |
Okay, I'm back and my head is about to explode but a winner has been picked. First of all, for the sake of fairness, sentences starting with BECAUSE are disqualified (I'm Sorry, I know the whole beginning a sentence with Because has been dunked but we gotta keep it fair for those who have been disqualified in the past) Disqulified - Suxxi and Fantasik. Eliminated because entry was not a sentence - Moyola (Funny though )The Winners 2nd Runner up maborukoje:https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif 1st Runner up hollerb:https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif And the Winner of our August/September Drawing is. . . *Drumroll* na wah:https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/clap.gif Here's your Trophy. . . https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/1st.gif Enjoy! That's all folks! Don't forget to send in your October Entries. Sisikill Out! ![]() |
donpapa:Oh Bless you! Thank you!https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/diva.gif Okay, September is over. . . let's see what we have. SUXXI: na wah: fantastik: mykali: maborukoje: hollerb: Moyola:Oh my Goodness! This is going to be HARD!! Everyone had really good and funny enteries!!! Gotta go do some In depth Analysis. ![]() |
So you call yourself a Stephen King Fan, okay then. . . show us what you can do! [size=17pt]GUESS THE STEPHEN KING BOOK TITLE!![/size] Below are dictionary definitions of the title words, and you name the book! 1. What's 'a position or opinion that you state firmly and publicly'? (Two Words) 2. What's 'a strong feeling of uncontrollable anger'? (One Word) 3. What's 'either of the two equal parts into which something is divided, with little or no light'? (Three Words) 4. What's 'the no longer alive large area that is divided from other areas around it in some way'? (Three Words) 5. What's 'a container made of paper, cloth etc. which usually opens at the top, filled with hard parts of the body that together form the frame of a human or animal body'? (Three Words) 6. What's 'the adult male human moving quickly on foot by moving his legs more quickly than when he is walking'? (Three Words) 7. What's 'a journey that you make on foot, especially for exercise or enjoyment, measuring a great length or a greater length than usual from one end to the other'? (Three Words) 8. What's 'the organs in our chests that pump blood through our bodies, on the island which, according to an old story, sank beneath the sea in the Atlantic Ocean west of Gibraltar'? (Three Words) 9. What's 'the object which is believed to have magic powers of protection'? (Two Words) 10. What's 'the organs of the body with which one sees, belonging to a large imaginary animal with wings and the power to breathe out fire'? (5 Words) |
profmutant:Five out of Ten. . . not bad at all!! Congratulations https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/1st.gif |
ANSWERS FOR GRISHAM TRIVIA 1) The Last Juror 2) The Chamber 3) The King of Torts 4. The Client 5) The Brethren 6) The Rainmaker 7) Runaway Jury 8 ) The Street layer 9) A Time to Kill 10) The Partner |
kay9:https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/yay.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/yay.gif https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/yay.gif kay9:Kill means Lovely. . . Lady Lovely, Lovely Lady! Duh! ![]() |
I'm calling bull on this story. No woman is this dense. |
@ Outstrip Rotflmao! You are making my day because you are just yarning dust. Take a look at this thread and you will see the true face of Naija men and why any women. . . black, white, orange should count herself LUCKY and BLESSED to have a Naija husband. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-170112.0.html I'm done with ya! [size=4pt]Jeebus! KarmaMod was right! Sarcasm really does fly over some people's head! Aaaah! I have learnt my lesson today ooooh[/size] |
A fool ke? For blaming one person because he is a foreigner for all the tribal insult threads on nairaland? Nooo! Of course not! Never!!! |
Well obviously your husband has some foreign blood in him and you probably don't know about it. What exactly has this man done that hasn't been done before? He has a girlfriend? Oookay. He doesn't respect his wife? Oh that's a new one. . . NOT! So what is the big deal? Please don't push me into cutting and pasting article about men from other countries. Comparison is always to best defense. . . I learnt that on Nairaland. |
[quote author=A-town link=topic=177372.msg2878142#msg2878142 date=1222876086]Most of the responses you're getting might be because most people that responded may/might not have fallen in love/gotten married. I know how you feel. When a woman devotes herself to a man, it takes a lot for her to see beyond him. You obviously started dating him at a young age. Thats probably y u think you can't/wont do without him. Its very difficult but you have to learn to let go. You will meet another men that will love you 10 times better. I would have asked you to hang in there but it seems he made up his mind about your relationship the day he travelled abroad. He probably needed you for papers. If he truly loved you, well i guess he no longer does. A lesson to all women : If a man loves you, he will nottttt sleep around with another woman. In your case, he even knows you are aware. Apparently, he doesn't care about you. I will advise you to take heart, divorce him and ensure you file for child support immediately. Let's see how much he'll have left to spend on his "wife from naija"[/quote]Mr. man, I think you are confusing the issue here oh. People are asking her to STICK TO THE MAN TILL THE END, isn't that how it's supposed to be? Seriously, this is getting confusing. . . When a woman is being maltreated by her husband and someone tells she doesn't have to take it, that she should leave, people jump that person's throat, they tell the abused spouse not to listen to this pack your bag and go person, she does not know what she is talking about, she's never being married and she knows nothing about marriage, they say. Now we are telling this one to stay, not to budge, to lay down the mat for the husband's girlfriend at the foot of their bed and here you come saying she shouldn't listen because we are not married and we know nothing about marriage. Please which is it? ![]() Abi are your trying to tell us ONE DOES NOT NEED TO BE MARRIED to know what's wrong is wrong and what is right is right? I hope not oh because I don't think I can adjust my mentality. . . that quickly. |
Outstrip:Excuse me? What do you mean is the Naija man God? Before I laugh, my dear tell me where you are from because you are obviously not Nigerian. Lmao! See me see trouble with this question. . . is the Naija man God? I won't even dignify that with an answer . *Long hissss*Keep telling her to respect herself, not commit suicide over her Naija man or to put herself first, when she loses her Naija husband, both your eyes will open and Sisikill will be here to do "ooooobi' to you. Is Naija man God? All sorts I read on this Nairaland! I'm even getting angry sef, where are the Niaja men to defend themselves now? I can't do this alone oh. . . Mr. Goodwin or is Goodman, where are you? Please come and tell these small girls whats what. tara85:Who dares make a laughing stock out of you??!! The better question is, what is there to make a laughing stock out of? You are. . . A woman who is working herself to the bone trying to make money for her family and still takes care of her 4 years old son A woman married to a man who does not respect you enough to want to be seen with you at parties and at church, A Woman hanging on to a man who makes no secret he does not want you and would rather be with a woman who speaks his language, even though he told you it didn't matter. A woman who is considerate enough to avoid being in the same room as her husband's mistress because it would be hard on him(Awww) YOU ARE THE PERFECT WIFE FOR A NAIJA MAN and nobody will make you laughing stock. . . not when you are doing what you do very well! My Dear Tara, don't start thinking of yourself now. You've come this far, don't ruin by getting all. . . I'm a human being too, treat me right! I've said my own! |
[quote author=n-guage link=topic=177372.msg2877809#msg2877809 date=1222872612]I've never been married but I hate the fact that this lady came to look for help with her marraige on nairaland and no one is encouraging her. Poster, stick to your man, meet with his family, pray to whoever you believe in, try to please him, please do your best to make this marraige work. If not anything but for your son's sake. I also believe it's a phase he is going through, we all to through things. In my own case, for the past couple of weeks, I've dumped all my hip hop collection in favour of old Nigerian tunes,and this doesn't mean I won't ever come back to hip hop.[/quote]Excuse me? What do you mean no one is encouraging her? Didn't you see where I wrote ATTA GIRL? Please rephrase you sentence abeg you with God. Outstrip:Ay! Okay, I will try. . . Daleru, daleru ore Iyawo means scatter house, scatter house friend of wife. Yep, that's what you are doing by telling her to think of herself, to have some self respect and self esteem. Seriously, what does it profit a woman to have all of that but lose a NAIJA MAN. . . A NAIJA MAN oh not just a MAN, A NAIJA MAN!!! Stop Jealousing and leave her alone! Scatter house, Scatter house Friend of wife! |
tara85:Tara, I'm starting to get the feeling you are not paying attention here!! ![]() Can you change your skin? NO Can You reborn yourself as a Nigerian? NO Is hope lost? ABSOLUTELY NOT!! Listen to me, I'm telling you, as a NIGERIAN GIRL who has walked past her share of NIGERIAN MEN, I can safely say I know what makes 'em tick. Nigerian men want to be with someone with initiative, someone who doesn't give up at the first sign of trouble, someone who is ready to dig her heels into the ground, tie her iro. . . oh wait, you don't wear Iro do you? Never mind that now, the point is you gotta show him you won't give up on your marriage and you will do ANYTHING to keep your Adonis of a husband. Invite the refugee girl for dinner, that alone will put you on the fast track to being friends with her, you gotta imagine they don't feed them refugees well in those camps, so inviting her for a home cooked meal sure will be nice. After dinner, nonchalantly suggest she spend the night. . . while they are still reeling over this and trust me, they will be, like I told you earlier. . . not many Nigerian women will do this. Anyway, why they are still trying to get their thoughts together, BAM! You hit 'em with another one. . . they can have your bed!! Oh Tara, your husband will wake up with a wide smile on his face and YOU will be thanked for it. That's the way you gotta play it, you can't change who you are but you can set yourself apart. Some people would suggest you let her use your towel after the morning bath you draw for her but I think it's taking things too far. . . to a whole other level. ![]() PS Being friends with the refugee girl is actually good for you. From the way you've been talking, I get the sense that you don't have many friends and women need friends, they do. . . to unburden their troubles to, you know what I mean? Be friends with her, tell her all your problems and seek her advice on how to get your husband back and make sure you follow her words of wisdom, okay? Never joke with the wise words of a friend, especially one who is sleeping with your husband, obviously she knows him more than you do. . . you know, coz he wants to be with her, not you. |
@ Outstrip Whoa! Whoa! Lady what is you own? Slap ke? Please don't be a daleru daleru ore Iyawo (please, don't ask me to translate) here oh. Leave Tara and her husband alone. tara85:Atta Girl!!! Stick to him baby, Stick to him like paper to glue, Be on him like bee on honey, wherever he goeth, thou goeth Whatever he asketh thou giveth. If he sayeth jump, thou asketh how high!! LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE WILLING TO WAIT OUT THIS PHASE!! And I mean literally wait. . . drive him to his refugee girlfriend's camp Then WAIT in the car for him to finish whatever. He will be so happy, he's smile all the way back home. . . trust! |
His new woman is an asylum seeker? Ah, so you had this ace up your sleeve yet you carried on like you had no bargaining chip. Honestly, women surprise me sometimes. Forget cooking for him, learning his language or trying to become a Nigerian by force. . . it is time to think outside the box. You gotta set yourself apart from the rest, instead of trying to conform. . . show him how unique you are. Do you have a guy friend or a brother who won't mind helping a foreigner get her papers via marriage? If you do, good. . . the sooner the better but if you don't, start looking, some of them will do it for money but I don't think this will be an issue for you seeing as you are working yourself to the bone. . . 80 to 90hrs, right? Perfect! I believe once you do this. . . helping your husband's girlfriend get her papers, he'll know for sure that you love him. . . just in case marrying him at 17, having his baby, working 1000hrs a week to put a roof over his head, clothes on his back, food in his bottomless pit of a stomach, isn't enough proof that you. Trust me, it would put you back in the race, even on the lead for his affection coz the sad truth is not many Nigerian women will do that. Good Luck! |
Lmao! Yeah but softly jejely, we don't want her all https://forum.surfthechannel.com/style_emoticons/default/dizzy.gif and swooning on Thursday coz it might put her in the VP chair come Nov. You know how Americans love their Damsels in Distress. "Awww, look what the mean men did to Sarah. . . making her worry her pretty li'l head about Health Care reforms and the Economy. The poor thing, fainted on the spot, oh yes she did. I say we make her Vee Pee coz you know, she like totally deserves to be compensated" |
Why go through all that trouble when they can just claim all the questions she answers incorrectly (i.e contradicting McCain's) were "Gotcha Questions"? |
Lmao! Honestly, up until last week I didn't care one way or the other. Then I saw the KC Interview and I promise you I wish I could reach into the TV, knock her up side the head and yell "Think Stooooopid!" Channeling the Mexican side I wish I had. Love the Mexican Accent That's why my my favorite sign is "Cram, baby Cram" ![]() The little girl's "Jesus Was a Community Organizer and Pilate was a Governor" is funny too. I just don't think it's a great idea to compare Obama to Jesus. We want him working hard in the white house, not spending all his energy wondering who his Judas is. |
Polls: Obama leads in critical trio of states |
Unfortunately, is the word. Now I'm pissed off, why are they handling her with kid's gloves? Coz she is a woman. . . a cute and cuddly one too? Gah! So much fo woman Power. ![]() |
Now they are just showing off
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Too much love is not good, I just hope they don't stifle her
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More Loving Support
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Aaah! No Place like Home. Sarah Plain wrapped in the loving arms of Alaskans [flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dStP_ouJYHg&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
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@ Thirdborn Abeg don't waste you time exchangin words with a chicken with its head buried in the sand. How anyone can wash that crap and say is good, is beyond me. I guess it is a testament to how he thinks. So why bother? |
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