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lineaa:
@ Sisikill, kilode? where did all that come fromu're definately BITTER about something!!! You shouldnt judge especially when u obviously don't have a clue to how she feels!!!

Get something to rinse out d sarcasm from your system!!!

LMAO! Let’s see be bitter or be an egocentric brat?

Hmm, yeah I’ll take bitter any day.

Now that we’ve established that. . . about me being bitter I mean, let’s move to the matter at hand. I want to ask you this, what are your thoughts on Empathy? Oh shoot, never mind that, the fact that you have a problem with my post, tells me you clearly don’t know anything about Empathy. The thing is, I’m not sure I want to waste my time explaining it to you but. . . what the heck, I’m bored anyway, so here goes. . .

The other girl. . . other girl you oh so conveniently want to ignore, who is stuck in the middle of OP’s drama has done nothing wrong. OP broke up with her boyfriend, he moved on to another person, OP twirls her hair, pouts her lips and decides she wants him back and he wants to go back. . . Fine, good, I say congratulations to both of them but Mr. Boyfriend is not as self-centered as OP, see he has a little bit of conscience, he wants the girl to finish her internship and leave in peace, so she won’t be humiliated. Madam here stumps her feet, flings herself to the floor and wails about how unfair it is because she wants what she wants when she wants it. Let the other girl suffer through the agony of her boyfriend going back to his ex and the pitying looks from co-workers, who cares. . . right? As long as OP’s Wiwwle fweeings aren’t hurt. LMAO!

Look if the other girl was the cause of OP’s break up and this was OP’s chance to get back at her, I promise you I’ll be the first person cheering her on but that’s not the case here. She’s still going to get her guy at the end, just let the poor girl leave with her dignity intact. . . is that too much to ask?

Abeg call me bitter oh jare, call me sour, call me. . . call me whatever, I will proudly have it laminated on my chest before I identify with inconsiderate ninnies

Jeebus! I do sound bitter, don’t I. . . Ah, I guess there is a thin line between bitter and frustration at how women continue to treat each other like crap over a man but Whachugonna do, eh? Oops, there is that pesky sarcasm again. *sigh*

nonso3k:
ho as in LovePeddler?sisi why aint u online (chatting)?

Lol, I'm online. Why do you ask?

nonso3k:
sorry dud.i get u now.no harms meant sisikill abeg

I was just joking, knew you meant no harm.

God! I have to cut down on the sacarsm.

nonso3k:
sisikill you got skill.we need you in the poetry section please

Aww, thank you so mu. . . wait a minute, are you trying to divert my attention from the topic? You don't want me talking about how unfair guys are? Hmmmmm

Thanks jare

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=154900.msg2569852#msg2569852 date=1217257923]Alcohol loosens inhibitions and not morals. . . anyone with shaky morals is more inclined to let loose with the help of some alcohol.

Its not a male or female thing, it is an individual thing


[size=5pt]I'm sick of all these silly generalisations[/size][/quote]Thank You.

It always interesting & funny to see spacious reasoning at work on this forum,

Alcohol makes women loose? Seriously? LMAO! What next. . .

Earrings make women deaf or maybe it prevents deafness. How about shoes make women walk around aimlessly.

It's okay to be angry. . . it's like the fucking apocalypse in here. Would fucking hate to see Bleep thread closed but it's bleeped up now. So I guess I better say asta la fucking vista.

LMAO! Now that is some funny shit and you're right, people need to stop acting like their shit don't stink. Life is to short to be taking shit seriously all the time, jare. Have fun with the shit at hand and worry about future shit later.

nonso3k:
tell u what prostitute aint only about money,it's just about licking pants,4 jez's sake she's a slut

Imagine if you will a bowl on table. In this bowl is a concoction of rotten egg, spoilt fish innards, Milk that is 1 year past its expiration date, congealed cheese and rotten apple bits as toping. Not only does the concoction look nasty, it stinks from here to high heavens. Right by the bowl is a paper with the words “Eat me for free”.

What do you say to someone who, after balancing on the chair, whipping out his spoon and chowing down, gets mad because the food was rotten? Do you blame the rotten food for being rotten or the idiot KNOWING the food is rotten, still went ahead and ate it?

Guys act all disgusted after sleeping with these girls.

They sit on their moral high horse judging them but forget one very important detail - THEY SLEPT WITH THESE GIRLS.

They think these girls are dirt but guess what? That’s right THEY SLEPT WITH DIRT.

They, on their own free will. . . kiss, caress, suck, peck, bite, eat and put their thingy in something they think is FILTH.

I ask. . . who's worse? The Dirty, Filthy Slut or The person who voluntarily sleeps with Dirty, filthy sluts?

I'm going with Filth lover?

You?

princess k:
you are a mugu period.she doesnt love you
look for someone who can manage your boring self
or try and be exiciting

Tee Hee Hee

canladyluv:
if u call her a prostitute then u are a flirt, it depends on u guys mood that day ok

Nah, he's not a flirt. He is her savior. . . you know, he is bettering her life by paying her for sex.

Sisikill enters thread singing

God loves a Cheerful giver.
God loves a Generous giver,
Who doesn’t do shakara to the desperate needy
But gives ever so freely
And give all they got so sweetly
A Cheerful giver we honor today.

Na wa oh. If they give it up. . . Wahala
If they don’t give . . . Wahala
Father in heaven, it's only you who can show us the way!


Exits Thread Singing

Give and it shall come back to you
Full measured pressed down,
Shaken together and running over

I'm not really sure I understand the question very well but I'll say this, there is a difference between nice and suegbe. Nice guys will get love from me any day and Suegbe guys better say away if they know what's good for them.

Having said that, I like a guy who can go toe to with me when it comes to verbal combat and I don't mean real war of the roses kind of fight or quarrel oh, ^{before people start thinking I'm a Masochist} I mean riffing off each other in a fun away. What I can't stand is a guy who takes himself waaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously. Oh my freaking God! I'll take a Suebge [/i]guy over a [i]Mr. My sense of humor Chip is missing any day. I will dance to the alter and praise God for giving me a[i] Suegbe[/i] guy before I take[i] Mr. Take life too seriously[/i] and if there is no other guys left on earth except for Mr. I don't have a funny bone in my body, I'd rather shoot myself in the head than go with him.

Thanks a lot!
The thread is ruined now.
It's gone fucking funny to fucking sick, disgusting and perverted.
Jeebus!


@ Ruby_Pearl
Please press your ignore button, jare.
You don't have to defend yourself over BS like this.
Some people just don't know when to stop.

True and some coins are worth more than the others.


How come it takes forever to reply mine. . . when it's replied at all? It's not fair! 

Divorce? Already? Man! That's bleeped up!

I remember like it was fucking yesterday you were all over the fucking land shouting your love her.

Bleep! You challenged both men and women to fucking duels over her!

I remember you in your fucking fade ankara on your wedding day.

And even though it had patch, patch by under petese tailor all over it, you fucking stood tall and proud.

When they said it was time to cut the fucking cake and wheeled out Tuwo instead because that's all you could fucking afford,

You dug into the fucking thing like it was cake from fucking Paris.

Remember the first dance? No music, no life band only two small kids you paid 2 bucks to come play with their fucking pangolos and stick.

You were on the fucking dance floor, kicking it the Bleep up like it was Ayefele and Sunny Ade playing.

You did this because you were just fucking happy to finally have her.

What the Bleep happened? I thought you two were fucking made for each other.

Now it's all fucking gone?? What hope do the rest of have, if you two couldn't make it past 2 fucking hours?

This depresses the Bleep out of me. I don't believe in love any fucking more. 

HCH3COO:
And please for the psycho girls out there that just don't  understand that when it's over, IT IS OVER! Go away! Stop calling me, asking me where I am, begging to come over to my house, constantly checking up on me, asking who I'm currently dating, stalking me.  It's over.

ROTFLMAO! This sounds like a heartfelt plea.

Any particular girl in mind?

I hope she contines stalking you, that's what you get for toying with people's emotions.

Goodness, on this particular section alone, I can count how many hearts you've broken.

You. . . you heartbreaker you.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]rofl, on a roll sisi.[/color]

 

HCH3COO:
He did not refuse to talk to her anymore.  He said he ignores her sometimes. I know it's immature that he does it intentionally, but if the guy has nothing further to discuss with her why should he have to force himself.  Asking a girl out does not automatically equal a ticket to talk to her everytime I see her.  Maybe the first time he ever talked to her was the day he asked her out, meaning they weren't friends before.   The girl in questioned seemed like she didn't want to let go even after she rejected him.  Getting jealous when she sees him talking to other girls is a little immature too.  This is a case of hard to get that backfired on her.  It's his turn to play hard to get  .

He's wrong for intentionally ignoring her, but that's not exactly because "Nigerian guys" behave like immature, uncouth punks after rejections.  Guys generally react defensively when their ego take a slight hit.  I would feel a bit funny after a rejection too . . specially if I truly liked the girl.


A lot of guys need a lesson on how to be friends with girls that reject them. It ain't easy o

LOL. Okay, I'm gonna use semantics as my defense here. . . I said immature uncouth Nigerian Guys. I didn't say all Nigerian were immature and uncouth. Is he Nigerian? Yes. Was his behavior immature? Yes. Maybe the uncouth part is where I misstepped but everything else still stands. ^{Does it hold water?}

HCH3COO:
Sisi see as you dey throw bobos under the bus like this. So many girls get all crazy freaky when they don't get the attention they desire from a guy they like. Have you ever seen behaviors of these girls? Some of them stalk him, talk bad about him to every girl on campus, look for a girl he likes and take her out. . .
Let's not even talk about those girls that won't leave you alone after you break up with them -- Gurrgh!

Nah! Not even not even close to the matter at hand. I mean this is like comparing apples to oranges. I'm sorry but there is a vast difference between PRE-Relationship Psychosis and POST-Relationship Psychosis.

One goes crazy after a yes I will go out with you, then kiss kiss, hug hug, then I love you, then You are the best I ever had lovemaking, then you're in my heart forever, then I live only for you, then I want to be around you for the rest of my life, then se won be sorin meja ni? I said I need my space, Gawd, then we need to talk, then I don't feel anything for you, then it's over.

The other goes crazy after a simple no.

How can you even compare?

OP wrote - You are one year into your wedding (marriage) and you find out your wife's "uncle" is her Aristo (Sugar Daddy) who even sponsored your wedding.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=154705.msg2565854#msg2565854 date=1217180418]lmao!!

how old is this your hubby, sisikill?

5? [/quote]He as to be a child if he gets upset over something that happened a year ago, something he benefitted from oh. I bet the bobo would have been strutting his stuff on that day when people were oohing and aahing over the orisirisi things at the wedding. His friends see him a new light and start respecting, he becomes big man on campus . . and now he wants to get all huffy with me? He must be stupid.

Baxilexi:
they want you to loose the little pride you've got left

See this right here is the ododo of the oro. You guys have the "Do you know who I am?" mentally, that's why you take it as a personal affront when a girl says no . .  get all "Emi!  Me? Me? She said no to me? A whole of me? The son of Baba Elewe Tutu from Iyano meje not Iyano meta. . . me? Nah, Nah, Mba, Mba, she gots to pay the price and after swearing from floor to top, you bring out the other multiple personality and start boning up and down the place. *Rolleye*

It ain't that serious, bros. . . it really isn't.