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You are one smart Nigerian. Your type needs to be cherished. It is such a shame that old grandpas who escape home of the elderly queue up for presidential jobs when smart ones like you are here. Keep it up, bro. I had to read it up just now.

Leonardoshawn3:
Yeah, i've known this particular snake for a very long time now, thanks to NatGeowild on dstv. They are very common around the nigerian neighborhood.

They are very active particularly in the afternoon.

You guys are truly smart. How you research the names instantly marvel me. Did you know this earlier or did you do a quick look up?

Leonardoshawn3:
lol... This isn't a house snake bro. It's called a "schokari sand racer" they are very fast and are not particularly harmful to humans because thier venom isn't potent enough.

Also, the picture looks doctored. He looks too old to be a student. The man has been a crook forever. He has no good attached to his name. I was wondering why he cannot articulate in English. He never attended classes or never lived outside his hiding hole while escaping the immigration servicemen.

Treasure17:
The fact that there's confusion about his certification shows something sinister about him.

I love you. Keep on teaching these miscreants the truth.

otipoju:
I dont remember seeing anything like this during Tinubu's tenure.

Good paved Roads are the bare minimum that government should provide for its citizens.

Power is next on the priority list.

Actually, we say sweeter, not 'more sweeter'.
I wonder how you could type pussy without censorship. I thought it was a derogatory word.

MadamVanessa:


They should leave your wife when you don't respect the so called wife. You're fun of leaving her to Pero. It seems Pero pussy is more sweeter than that of Anie

You had no respect for the man earlier. Stop acting like we do not know that you said that out of hate. You only want the man gone not that you respected him. You respect his absence only. Evil man.

salbis:
Any miscalculated step from Jonathan, will lead to his total destruction politically.

Even a thief and a serial killer is mourned by mom.

All these blindfools who come out here to praise renowned thieves will not die well. Anyone who goes about sanctifying Tinubu and all these embezzlers of the future of our children will never end well.

In a sane country, these men should have either been euthanized or locked up. These men have looted the pensions of hardworking Nigerians. they have stolen money for road upgradation that has in turn cause million of cars accidents that killed many innocent lives. They have stolen money allocated for education and rendered the larger population of Nigerians illiterate. They have stolen money for health care while Nigerians die in millions.

They do not care about human lives. All they worry about is how to milk you and I, the dying cows. They are rapacious and heartless. If you, the poor man who is being ripped off, give your support to any of these men, you have bloodguilts on your hands.

Graduates roam around begging for jobs of 20k naira. Tinubu has billions of raw cash in the bank. Our doctors never get the privilege to benefit from their wealth and they seek treatment abroad. If Nigerian is good for them, why aren't their kids studying here? Why aren't they being treated here. Tinubu does not know what a hospital ward looks like in Nigeria.

I visited the government hospitals and I shed tears for the country. We are busy fighting ourselves for these embezzlers who have crippled our country. Anyone who did not school in Nigeria has no share in governance. Anyone who is not treated in Nigeria has no share in governance.

Let us be honest for once. There is not hing like tribe in Nigeria. We have the caste system. It took Bill Gates to vaccinate Dangote's family relatives of Polio. If Tinubu were truly as they say, where are his billions? Why are they not in Nigerian banks when agriculturists are seeking loan? Where was Tinubu when Bill Gates brought vaccines?

Why can't Tinubu pay for Nigerian to be vaccinated? I paid 40k naira to be vaccinated before boarding a flight. I missed my flight and had to pay again. What is the contribution of these wealthy Nigerians?

Oprah winfrey has a scholarship program for less privileged individuals. Puff daddy, Nicki Minaj, Michael Jackson etc and all these people are not up to 5 billion combined. Tinubu is worth almost 33 billion dollars and no scholarship program. He does nothing for Nigerians. Go to his state and tell me the raods that he built. Tell me the standard of living of the people there. He will wait fot eh government to do what he has stolen the money for. Tinubu's grand-children are given scholarship by someone he is richer than in the US. Nigerian are struggling to pay fees for their kids. No help from the government and no help from embezzlers too. Why would anyone think positive of these miscreants and devilish thugs?

Orji Uzor kalu is a thief. If he had stuck to business, it would have been better. Getting into politics makes one heartless and evil. they care about themselves. Look at the quality of planes we fly locally. All of them have been laid off service elsewhere in countries in Europe. Look at our airport and see thugs in uniforms. Everyone in Lagos airport is a fraud. People are seeing this.

I have friends who have been to all countries in western African except Nigeria. All consulates strongly advise their citizens against visiting Nigeria. In Ghana, there are so many foreigners investing in the economy. We take these things for granted until one day, we will become venezuela with our oil.

MissionaryArchi:
How did you come about this, you took the measure with a meter or scale rule?

i saw it. I can read measurements by sight

The biggest scammer is Buhari and Tinubu. Tinubu has a whooping 33 billion US dollars in his account. He is far richer than Dangote but Forbes will not acknowledge him because he cannot prove the source of his wealth. This cash is the future and lives of so many poor and innocent Nigerians deprived of Nigerian money. The poor pensioners, the teachers, money for developing the country and for health care. Tinubu stole all and continues to steal and render many more Nigerians hopeless.

He is not satisfied. He greedily wants more. A man who in broad day light could loots money meant for all Nigerians even before security officials when he is not in power. Just think for a minute what he is capable of had he the presidential power.

Tinubu has been a hospital patient for the past 3 years. Nigerians used to visit him in hospital beds where he would pee all over the beds. All of a sudden, he jumped out of the hospital to become president. Even athletes who left their sports for a year will be rusty. Tinubu in March this year needed a walking stick. He suffers from bowel and bladder incontinence.

Having another drug baron scammer and thug who fights dirty in power means more suffering for Nigerians. This is not about politics or tribe. We are only going to end up having cabals running the country while tinubu's children who now control lagos, will embezzle the little that we have left.

We need a president who can be put under pressure. Tinubu, without pressure shakes uncontrollably. The people around him are packaging him and wearing him agbada to mask the frail man. He cannot do what it takes. His sole goal is the oil in Niger delta. He has always repeated it. Nigerians should not allow that rotten teeth near aso rock.

the entire country will be polluted by his piss

fof1:
YOU ARE NOT BETTER...INFACT U ARE WORST THAN U THINK OF URSELF. May God Deliver us All as Nation.

One advice is for you to save your salary this month to change your boxers. They are becoming a national miasma.

Before he joined, did he confirm to us? Oh, please! Can we talk about the hunger and suffering in the country before all these nonsense stories?

Having another sick rotten teeth in as president in this country cannot happen. A pissy pissy president who will spread urine around every corner of this country. We have not survived the corpse in office for 8 years and another sick patient is fighting dirty with piss-stains to become the next president.

Tinubu has been in the hospital for the past 3 years. The doctor has not cleared him yet. He jumped admission to fight dirty with piss. A man who cannot brush the teeth inside his own mouth, can he brush this country of the corruption?

Tinubu is worth almost 33 Billion dollars. Ask him to show his tax receipt for that wealth and you will see that his genuine earning is not up to a million dollars.

Tinubu can make the entire population of Nigeria millionaires in one night. Rather, he keeps on stealing and impoverishing the poor.

No more sick old thieves in aso rock

Isn't it possible for someone to redirect the shells directed to Ukraine to that venue? Heartless criminals. The main evil man there is that poor man protecting them and clearing the way for them. The supporters of evil are more dangerous than the perpetrators. Because the perpetrators anchor on their shoulders.

We live in a country in which Christians are identified by their outward appearances and not their fruits as Jesus said. What makes them different from the Pharisees that Jesus condemned?

In this country a pastors claims to have gone to the mountain alone to pray and have a private time with God. But, he came back with pictures while he was praying. I am wondering if prayer is the same as photoshoot.

I weak for Nigeria

ikpumbe:
The person that covered their face is a criminal.. how can you cover their face.

True

MrDevice:
My rented apartment was burgled last week and this happens to be the first ever since the house was built.

My flat not the first, but they ignored others and start with mine, and they gone away with valuables worth million before they burgled other occupants of the house and left with some valubles too.

So I'm currently planning to move to another safer place. The owner of the house said I should provide new Tennant that he will refund some part of my money.

The agent who's bringing them already knows why I want to leave but he's telling, I'm moving out because or work transfer.

My concern now is that, i don't know the security situation of where I'm going because agents lies too much. Could it be it's going be from frying pan to fire for me. Should I stay back to put our street security in order, or I should move out?

If you had provided details of where you live, other people will have the sort of clue that you seek.

Awww. Your heart is as cute as gold.
I never realised that Nigerians like you still keep it real. Thank you for the love. God bless you.

Nevertheless, I found a hotel around that axis already. Moreso, I got over 100kg and stuff will definitely be too bulky to fit in anyone's home haha. I'm battling with the Covid-19 testing at the moment trying to avoid any last minute disappointments.

Keep being nice. Do not change you. Cos' we love you.

Cutehector:
alright. Someone is still squatting at my place so i thought yours would be farther, i would have assisted.

do you ever wonder that some people on this Nairaland are business or working class people?
All these sinful relationships and baby loves are not what we are here for.
People crave contents that mature and sound not GF, BF shiets

Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.

in two days

Cutehector:
Which week is your flight?

Gotta catch a flight in a couple of days and due to my excess luggage, I would need a place to lounge one night only before take off. Any helps?

Another thing is that I have to take this covid-19 test and I pray they do not cause a delay to miss my flight.

Haven't flown LOS since the Covid-19, so I need guidance please.

Help with covid-19 test and a hotel

What is wrong with you is sin. You are committing fornication and sinning against your own body. You are messing up your life. If you had listened to your parents you wouldn't be here asking us to advise you how to forget the sin that you sinned against your own body.

Obedience is always the best. Currently, you are making the same sinful move again and needing answers on not how to repent, but how to concentrate on the current sin that you are sinning.

Sister, you need help, truly. The best advice for you right now is to repent and sin no more. Cut loose of those men and sexual sins and edge closer to God for forgiveness. You are full of filth. This is what you planned for yourself. You are messing yourself up big league.

While your parents were toiling and paying all those fees from their veins, you are enjoying your life with a stranger. Reality dawned on you quite early. Wow, still in your mid 20s and hard living has set in already.

If you had listen to God and to your own parents, you would have better things to worry about. That man shiet on your life so badly. What you miss is the love of his body. There was no love in that relationship. It was a dome of adultery. How can you miss a man that isn't your husband? What positive thing do you miss about him? He has no virtuous qualities as you have listed out. Therefore, all that you miss is the sin.

Sadly, you are making the same mistake even in your mid 20s. This will linger into your 60s. Your life will be full of missing stranger. Oda. Ekuse. Bawo mo ma saleye fun eyin no bayi?

Prettylitlady:
Goodday NL members.. I am here for any matured advice I can get as I understand we have matured people here who can talk senses into my head and make me realise one or two things.

I am in my mid 20's, I dated my Ex for few years, we were both students then in one of the West Universities (graduates now) and I really loved him, it was true love I felt for him to be honest, he wasn't working, I don't demand for money from him or anything, I sell clothes, shoes, bags and do other small businesses while schooling, that's how I foot my own Bills and also give him money sometimes when in need. His family knows me, my family knows him like we were so much in each other(or so I thought). I saw no other guy except him, I built my world around him, we were best of friends as I am an introvert and really don't keep friends so he was my all.
Even though it was a tough decision to make, I had to break up with him due to the following reasons;
1. He has beaten me once and promised not to do it again but he still slapped me in every slightest provocation.
2. He wanted to go into yahoo yahoo. That's not the kind of partner I want, I want a legit hustler not a fraudster.
3. He sometimes cheats on me and I will forgive him always. He tells me I am the main while the others is just for cruise that every guy cheats
4. He suddenly started smoking and drinking due to friends influence I guess (Eew, I don't want that)
5. He is Lazy, always wanting big money buh doesn't want to work. I told him to Start from somewhere after our graduation no matter how little buh he won't heed.
6. He always talks dirty with his female friends even in my presence, I wonder what happens behind me.

I ended the relationship after so much talking, pleas and counselling hoping he will change but he didn't. I dated another guy 2 months later, I know nobody is perfect but trust me when I say my current guy is all I ever wanted in a man. But the truth is I really do not love him that deep, He treats me fine and all but I still feel something for my ex maybe because I was already soo used to him. My boyfriend has told me to go back if that's what I want because he doesn't want a divided attention. I know I can't break up with him because it will hurt him so badly and my conscience won't even allow me because he has done literally nothing wrong, yes we normally have our ups and downs but he hasn't done anything worth breaking up over with.

I just need advice on how I can get this my ex off my head for good. We don't communicate, I have deleted all his numbers, We have been separated for few months now but I still think of him every single day even when I have a good guy already. I don't know what is wrong with me pleasee

azikiweironsi:
You must be happy now that he has been beheaded. Clap for yourself.
I hope you reside in SE, if yes, it is definitely coming closer to you infact faster than you thought.

who cares anout him? Neither of us.

When his head was attached, how did he use it?

He was a selfish man who craved his selfish desires. I cannot waste a tear here because when I lost my father, he didn't wink an eye.

I don't know him. For those alive now, speak up against the evil. If not, it will creep him. I speak up when I can but these same people will ask me to hush.

My tears will obey too.

He is like wood to me. I don't give a flint.

I will never waste a tear for a politician. They are all cancerous

Kobojunkie:
Again, That is no question as you have been clearly shown even using a visual where Paul's world began and ended as far as his journey to spread the gospel. [

Sir, you have no substance. You are a one-legged antagonist. You cannot follow up your line of cognitive slough. Paul's message had been preached to the world of those years. Way before a place like Germany or Britain and the deep African places that you know today.

Your knowledge is based on a steep cataract exposure. You set yourself up from the get go arguing against your talking drum. to what extent did the Roman empire cover? You have no clue.

What nations were left for Paul to complete the world. You have zero clue. Your vision is gruesomely fogged up. You are simply in it to argue blindly.

Are you more educated than Paul?
He wrote the books from which you got this record. He, the one who wrote it, is telling you the extent of his ministry and you, the ill-educated have become the nemesis to his accomplishment.

He made the journey, he did the work, and he spoke those words that his message has gone around.

Are you using a chart to instruct me or to instruct Paul?

I am asking you to mention the places that he should have visited to complete his tour and you cannot. Are you waiting for the same Paul to supply you names of locations?

Kobojunkie:
That is no question as you have been clearly shown even using a visual where Paul's world began and ended as far as his journey to spread the gospel.

The question here is, where else do you want Paul to go to complete the world? Name the places

Kobojunkie:
The map traces out the towns where Paul actually visited. Meaning Paul did not visit all of the places in the world not traced.

Kobojunkie:
The image attached traces for you Paul's journey through what was the Roman empire.

Where was left for him to visit to complete the world of those days? Mention the place?

Kobojunkie:
His travels are well documented for you to read of in the book of Acts.

Bro, I asked you where the Roman empire was. I have his travel history right in front of me, here. So, I am asking you the extent to which the Roman empire covered. Is that question too hard for you? You dropped your best foot forward already by saying that he toured the Roman empire.

Kobojunkie:
1. Paul never left the Roman empire where he was born so how could he have been said to have taken the gospel to all the world?

2. Suggesting you have been around the world is one thing but concluding that the Gospel has been preached all over the world is something entirely different.

Where was the Roman empire?

Kobojunkie:
That they claim for themselves other fathers means God is not their Father.

I am not certain where Paul may have told you this but the Gospel has yet to reach the ends of the earth even in our own time.

Where did Paul leave out? There are many people today who assert to have been around the world of today. Should one visit every village to assert that he has been around the world? The world is 6 habitable continents. One who has reached all corners, has reached around the world. What else do you want?

This does not answer the question. Yes, or no?

xproducer:
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Mary is, by God's mercies, goodness and grace... a blessed saint / child of GOD! (John 1:12)

"And Mary said, My soul doth magnify the Lord, And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour. For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed." - Luke 1:46-48

Many born again make references to founding fatherS. Jesus said call no one father on earth. So, my questions are:

1. Who gave that one the title, "father" in the first place against Jesus instruction?

2. Since Jesus taught about father only in a singular term, how did fathers come into the picture?

3. Was there an apostle in the Bible CALLED father another follower of Christ?

4. Who are those referred to as founding fathers by the pastors? What did they discover, Christianity?

I am confused because Paul traveled the world to preach and said that the gospel has reached earth wide. So, was there another founder who liaised with others to find another sect of Christianity?

The apostles picked up from where Jesus left. They were not referred to as founders. Jesus is the way. So, how did founding fathers come about?

fred04:
You will soon have heart attack over ESN.
Every single thing u relate it to ESN.
I wonder how your brain is working.
Nairaland is where most jobless and senseless people come to express their not needed opinions

slowpoke