Elvis2kay:
SUFFERING AND SMILING 🤫

. Omo you where even lucky you made 550 profit. As at today fuel is 625 naira per litter. UBer business na bad market. Bolt is worst. The biz is no longer Profitable. By the time your car will brake down, you will be force to go boro for cash to fix it. That is when reality will set inn

MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.

A big congrats sir. May God bless and protect the new Born and the mother🙏

pascal558:


Baba share abeg!!! Invest 6m to get 60m? Baba share o🌟

Run oooh

DerKlassiker:


I don't even know.
This is an eye-opener for me.

Since i fall mugu paid for data online #800 for 5gig 5yrs ago when data was hot cake back then and the thiefminal pick my call and laugh then call me ode.u get luck say you no pay plenty money then cut call. I swore with my 2 balls never to pay anything online that I don't know the person, his shop, his papa or grand father house. I no fit shout.epkoma dud for the mata no be juju be that??. It will be a Divine Grace for u to get that money back. That pages on his TL with his picture is just a smoke screen to lure gullible people like you. Kpele count your loses and move on. Na confirm scammer be that. No joke.

kenchop:
I BELIEVE ONE CAN STILL MAKE A DECENT LIVING OF IT DESPITE THE FUEL HIKE. IM AWARE BOLT /UBER HAVE ALSO INCREASED PRICES FOR RIDES.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE (NIGERIANS) ARE TOO GREEDY , ALWAYS WANTING A 200% GAIN IN EVERYTHING WE DO.

IMAGINE BOOKING A RIDE AND THE DRIVER WILL TELL YOU HE WANTS TO CANCEL THE RIDE SO HE CAN GO OFFLINE ON THE TRIP. HOW WILL THE BUSINESS SURVIVE. IMAGINE U ARE THR OWNER OF THE BUSINESS AND U ARE BEEN RIPPED OFF THAT WAY.

YOU WONT HEAR THE DRIVERS SAY THIS, BUT THEY ONLY COME HERE AND COMPLAIN.

THERE IS SOMETHING FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG WITH NIGERIANS.

See this mumu efulefu. Am show this fool is one of the bolt satff who are selling there fellow country people to those wicked Estonian devil 😈 by asking them not to reduce there 25% on every ride. Tell that your useless oga to go and buy cars and put it on the road let see if you guys will survive with this 617 litre of fuel, car maintenance, we no do again. No b by force. As for you if you no fit do offline, enter Keke . Then tell the Keke man you no do offline. It is you that something is wrong with fundamentally. Efulefu.

Biko which sites one can download current movies now.i no self?

Tom all the way i still have enough episodes of them on my 500gig external hard drive and I watched when ever am bored n sad.it gives me goose bumps and remind me of yesteryears. Ites still funny oh

chocolateme:
what is PUTINITY?

aah NL una no go kii person abeg PUTINITY like seriously,u must be high on ogbomosho weed dud .what a clown

KingAzubuike:
Thought this thing has been debunked severally. There is nothing like rainmaker or sending down rain. It's a simple scientific phenomenon. It's as simple as burning silver iodide which causes nucleation and acts as a surface conducive for condensation to occur which turns to precipitation.

Oga English pls. Pigin to be precise

Davash222:

A man will kneel and beg a woman to marry him
Same man will still pay bride price
Same man will still train and set up the woman

Just for procreation


We need to revisit and readjust some ethics in this institution called marriage.

On point bro. Just for procreation,companionship and noting. Mbok I tire oh

Ahh there was a kwantiri. We never pay China money weh we boro do this rail lines or.chai naija my kwantiri.lord lugard will know no peace where ever he is committing this fraud and calling it Nigeria. He is the architect of this problem. See the result now.been force to live with animal's,blood suckers,skull miners,under the fraud entity called Nigeria.Tueh

MambaTheMamba:
"Do not mount unnecessary pressure on your leaders to prevent them from giving empty promises. Be diligent at all times and it shall be well with you all.” The Ooni admonished.

Ooni was indirectly telling him to stop making empty promises

Two bottle of champagne for you this weekend my nigarr?.ooni is a highly intellectual personality. I so much love that man no homo. He is a gud example of a true leader. He indirectly told that chicken head to stop making empty promises. He has failed even before his campaign begins. Ooni and ife kingdom is super reach,they dont need okpolo adeleke jet and helicopter to move there king around.

Okoro awusa aka efulefu agbaya....... tueh

Most of his retarded zombies in N/L, how market ?they have all sunk into there cocoon shells no more sai baba. Brainless fools, come out and defend him again now,then travel to your village via road less see if you can?the waves is touching everybody now, you do any how ,bandits, kidnappers and fulani killers will show you any how. No one is spared, just be watchful and prayerful that's all.

Poor toddler, he stop and probably greeted his next door neighbour....AYI AYi wuyi ,went further ahead dance shekiri as In ........der fada noting de hapun .ur kingsmen Gov,leaders have failed you

Well commended,but why thin d COAS just take and do this gesture off caremas, considering the high rate of insecurity and kidnapping in Kaduna and its neighbouring states. they have made him a potential target for herdsmen, I pray those evil men should not see this oh.i use to watch his programme back them when I was a kid love it so much,he has brought so much joy and excitements to Nigerian homes back then in the gud old days. NTA of yesteryears 4pm....... if you know you know

Tloc:


My dear young lady, that path of religious piety which you assume you on is your step to DOOM. Stay woke and refine your RELIGIOUS views to be in tandem with contemporary life realities and grow your inert spirituality. Be far away from religious extremism and you would live a more fulfilled LIFE. I am sure that young man's mind and soul is purer than all your Pentecostal past
ors' put together. Shalom.

Bro where are thau abeg you deserve a bottle of moet rose .you have said it all.am speaking from an experienced. My Ex was a religious extremist. She was force to marry from her congregations simply because am a catholic and not from this her so called Pentecostal, Who other Christians see as pegans who do not worship the same God.Tueh. today as we speak that lady is not happy with that marriage, infact its was the biggest mistake of her life.she call cry n complained.Muslims do not discriminate, provided you are a muslim,Alhadidunllah.but we Christians are all fantastic, sorry to say that. So continue looking down on other Christians who dont worship in the same church as you, as a non believer. God is the ultimate judge, he knows who worship him in spirit n truth.mean while remember you are a lady, that clock on your hand is ticking. My 2 cent.......

[quote author=Officialhorlah post=102991003]Awwwn!

Tears of joy

So happy for them [/quo


Eyah God go provide money make you buy data
Any way me get small data take watch am.d guy join mouth with olopka say make d olokpa come pick am up as Yahoo boy ,hmmm na another wrong olopka come sho oh,say na lai Muhammed and buhari send them make them come catch am say say na GBoy. again say that money weh snake swallow him no chontin abt am say na him grand papa get d snake. D beb come beg comot small Dallas squeeze am gii olopka ,my guy man waka liv them.d boy come comot ring put for him bebi hand na him................chaiiì my data don finished too or.no worry make I rush boro data com kwantinu where I stop wait for me oh.Onye DOT

If you own a Corolla car, pedal luck,steering luck,car tracker, insurance most never part your way ,most especially in Abuja, that car is in 4 places now,kaduna, minna, lagos axis,or apo mechanic for butchering.he made a big mistake by parking outside utako market,there is a plaza opposite the market drive inn as if you want to shop in the plaza park n give security 100h then folo exist in foot n enter utako market ,they will look after your car like no tomorrow. That Corolla is gone for gud. Except divine grace of God oh.d car na hot cake

mosho2good:
LOST IN NIGERIA?

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to anywhere.

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

In Owerri, just go to Control.

Obey see cruise omaka high way.this guy don cruise naija intoto. Nice one, funny but truth. Them supos giii u minister of domestic affairs � imo u too much

Report the greedy bastard. Mine did the same thing. Was busy chopping our money. Now nepa had discovered and cut the light plugging us in darkness. Useless Lanlady now has the infantry to ask us to pay for the crime we know nothing about.selfshish and weaked people worst than killer Fulani herds men everywhere

one is shouting in my ears close to my bedroom window as we speak now .very disgusting hate that noise with a passion

My brother I was born n brought up in JOS school in JOS from pri-secondary to uni. If there are states I have not gone too in Nigeria, they are not up 5. Jos is the best and will always be the best city in Nigeria for me. Fresh and affordable foods, fresh vegetables and fruits..... ohhhhh my JOS. If I get the kind of opportunity you have I will run 4 40 and live this Abuja. Rayfield or JOS south towards state or federal locust is good.guy if you apply and they grant you please don't look back provided salary will remain intact.you will leave and save very well. My 2 cent

Village pipoooo ohhhh,den don treat him file finish

Personally i think this mans knowledge and experience is way above governorship,president or vice shd be the appropriate and well suited position this man should be holding.anyway god ideas if he wants to start his political carrier from home

Homeboiy:
Who are they?

Ur now assistant coach ,former captain of ur nat.team n his lovely family.WHO ARE YOU?

stonemasonn:
Buhari is the most powerful president since 1999, nobody dare to challenge him.

The only president who removed fuel subsidy completely unchallenged.

Yes personally i think this is the type of wicked and tyranical leader this kwantiri need.a weaker one will come,nigerians will stil lament such as the case of goodluck

Hmmmm reason why train station is always filled .abuja-kaduna road still reamin a deadly route

AMAC are a bounch of thiefs,an organization filled with criminally minded people frm top to buttom.that is how the frustrated us while running a garden business in abuja.diffrent set of tax force with diff receipt.u dont pay d next day they will come with a bus filled with gun welding police men and seal your biz place.thats why i did not petty police men when they are been hunt like bush meat by hudlooms during endsar, they are part of this problems i tell you

Gov zulum of brono state the best govn in the north a selfless leader who is out to serve his people not the other way round.

We all know how this story will end, raise up your hand if you dont? She is a dinner well served in the waiting.i can bet my left ball on this.is a shuah banger

Nigerian Police are at it again. Benin police to be precise. I came down from lagos yesterday with a car I cleared from port, from lagos to Ore 8 checking points, demanding 500 flat or you pack, 5 army check point also collecting 500 naira by there road boys or you park.from Ore to BENIN 14 checking points of SARs,high way polices also 500 naira. The lock down has opened there eyes that what ever they charge, Nigerian are desperate and most pay. I was giving the money and swearing before giving out may Ogun,thunder, Amaduoha finished who ever rip me off my hard earn money.I saw a man who chanted incantations before giving out. I forgot to mention the heavy tax collectors Custom. There's is 1k flat or you pack even with a complete custom papers, full duty payments infact there is a stickers giving by port and cargo once all payments are met. Customs on the high ways on sighting the stickers, they new there is no show and the next thing is there 1k by fire by force.Nigerians who plight high ways are going through hell becuz of those thiefs in uniforms.I spend close to 15k from Lagos to Benin just to pay my ways and avoid delays due to high robberies and kidnappings going on on the highways which are no longer save to travel during the day times not to talk of night. We are suffering and dying in silent in this country. God saves us all