There are one thousand and one ways to die here in naija but cyber bullying is definitely not on this list. A wrestlers was supos to be as tough as the back of a crock.is her own type of wrestling that of a kinder garden?her type who succumb to cyber bullying need people like ukwa and Mama G for parental upbringings ... RIP

My earnest prayer is that Buhari will be the last dictator cycles of 1950s generals that Nigeria will ever witness to rule this country.me we never witness any of those henchmen and there protagonist who have looted our comon wealth as president again. They are all evil, ruges and bunch of thiefs who are only interested in loot and relooting our patronage and fill there pocket linings and that of there un born generations without punitive .They are thief all of them. No single saint amongst them

Once salary is delayed for a day now.CNN will hear of how they are been owned and the government want to kill them by not paying salary . Nigeria we are our own problem

Wetin man do man weh make man de wicked to follow man like this? Heart of a man is desperately wicked.moral lessons To parents. Dont love ur child less than the other. Even if you do,don't Trow it at there face. Or else you will be planting a seed of hate amongst them

BURATAI ......buratashi Audio relocation......I hear people saying that dud those not look like an army guy.he is very much an army personnel the mistake he did was displaying his identity by insulting Buratai buratachi .he is a goner court marshal is a show one for him and his likes for ranting , there are others who look worst than him. this are the sorry situation most of them are going through . There is too much mules in the system, they are selling each other and ratting of too much information to the enemy amongst the rank and files who are cashing out at the expenses of there fellow colleagues and turning them to a sacrificial lamps. Joining Nigeria army norway days like is signing your death warrant.Nigeria is not worth dying for lai lai

I hear people saying that dud those not look like an army guy.he is very much an army personnel the mistake he did was displaying his identity by insulting Buratai buratachi .he is a goner court marshal is a show one for him and his likes for ranting , there are others who look worst than him. this are the sorry situation most of them are going through . There is too much mules in the system, they are selling each other and ratting of too much information to the enemy amongst the rank and files who are cashing out at the expenses of there fellow colleagues and turning them to a sacrificial lamps. Joining Nigeria army norway days like is signing your death warrant.Nigeria is not worth dying for lai lai

Exc2000:



Did Virgin Mary have complications?

you just need excuse and validation to start fvcking up and down six year before your marriage so that you can tell your husband you only wante d to slack the kpekus for easy child birth

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Watch your tongue mad man.most you use that particular name to make reference? With all the olodhos name littered left right n centre onuku......

Looooooook.... relocating away from that area is the only and best option on the table for a start . If you don't act fast this might be the beginning of so many problems that will follow suit. Non of this would have emanate if she you guys where leaving very far away and area and cut all form of communications from her Ex which you would have ensure she did. You sow the handwriting on the wall when her ex was growing financially and still chose to ignore the warning. you screw up OP.leave that area Asap if you want your wife to come back to her senses. She is not at the moments due to how her ex is doing very well whilst why she is full of regrets and you on the other hand still hustling to meet up . Leave that Area Asap and double your hustled. Jaa will see you tru.......

Olokpas will always be olokpa one of them nack me catch me mugu today police and bribe hmmmm. My fault sha cuz car papers expired. No amount of begging could save me oh.I even spoke pigin igbo to convinced this my bloooddda from the east(am nt frm d east sha) to tamper justice with mercy at this CORO period. Tueh........ for where,olokpa no gree say no be beg him comot to chop today. Me begin, abt two other drivers are still begin on the same issue. I notice EZE finger was going toward trigger.to make matters worst it was a lonely road . No be anybody tell me to go comb my car bring all d cash gii olokpa lubolubo to avoid story that touched.a hungry looking EZE to come and do the undo for my head, mba num . My take is since they have become hostile towards Drs ,they shd send them all to go and treat covid-19 patients period.

Niggaarrr u re dam too Lucky man. This is the famous king Cobra. One bite from this dud can send 100 able men to express. No joke

Buratai.....atini buratahi ni... on his way to burno during relocation from abuja with the promise that he most see the end of shekau and his boys. Obubu yeye govt

Anuofias be talking as if killers herds men will allow people to farm in peace. Come to south south benue edo,delta worst hits with constant attacks on farmers been maim, rape there woman and killed by fulanis herds men yet nothing is been done about it. King of the north just send battalions of soldiers to fish out bandit terrorising his home state katsina, see nepoticism,tribalism at it peak

Tueh...........

At first when you try to point out how everything about buhari was becoming a failure, his 4+4 zombies will crow from where ever they are hibernating and wanna have you for lunch with counter attacks. Alas there eyes are all open now to know that they have been deceived You cant give what you dont have. Buhari has noting in terms of leadership qualities on his sleeves and can't give noting.his kins men can attest to it. Wasted 8 years with goro eater who was supos to be taking care of his cow in daura. Instead, professors ,academiciers of sound mind package him and force it on Nigerians only to become tribalistic and KING of the north just to serve there selfish interest

4+4 zombies be worrying up n down abt baba bubu who find it extremely hard to practice what he preaches .Worry is a Total waste of time that might change noting so why worried abt a man who is not worried abt him self.mean while he has deployed special task force to his home state to flush out bandit and kidnapers where as the same kidnapping and banditry, destruction of life and properties is becoming the order of the day in south south and other part if the country, he seem not to care by turning a blind eye . KING OF THE NORTH

Bandits are been spoon fed by governors making them fill its very ok to carry arms and become lawless after all the northern govt will pay for peace to rain.I bet they will call those guys to a round table again just like this and pay them to allow peace to rain during the forth coming sallah. Banditry is a big time cash out biz in the north. But this is karma getting its fare share at sai baba bunch of northern zombies

D poor woman will start cooking his delicacy and be feeding this homo sapient with face like ape in his kiri prison and start runing to family members to raise cash and meet up with the bail condition . That's a woman for you. If they love you they will go extreme regardless. To all the women who are going through domestic violence from there slowpoke men .my sincere apologies.men beaters when doing that, remember a woman gave birth to you. Dont not be like a slowpoke of a SULE Ndiala who pride him self of been a professional wife beater

Dan buroba shege namas sai baba zombiezism
4+4+4+ another 4 is loading. Am liking this already every body who voted for this evil one chance govt with his or her pvc will showly pay for his sins. A dullard who is bereft of ideas will never I repeat will never give what he or she those not have. Buhari is the biggest scam this country has ever had. His kins men are been killed and kiddnap yet this ghost of a president can not even protect his own house. What made you think he will protect the country .with all the army chief from the north plus there king of the north buhari they cant guarantee security in there back yard . Ogun will fire any buhari zombie who will quote me this afternoon. Infact quote me and see corona visit and wipe ur entire generation yet un born for supporting evil.
Tueh

Hell Rufai.I hail ohhhhhh. Kwantinue the day of reckoning is at hand. Nkok buhari tribalistic and nepotism de learn where this mongo park is.the worst mistake will be letting this lucid power drunkard man come anywhere near aso rock

This is how people behave no that mugu power drunk ape called WIKe .he has bitting more than he can chew by planting a seed of discords to his house hold. Unless he undo this evil act by way of compassion to the onwer,he will be hunted by this evil act. Power is transient governor will end one day. We will see where all this ends. Evil man from the put of hell. See why its too risky elect a mad men as governor.

Wike!Wike!!wike!!!. This man shd be very careful the way he goes abt lording that state becuz power is transient. Most of those guys are self made hardened militant commanders who made there ill gotten wealth from the creeks and establish business to make a living. Wike will not stay in office for ever. He most be prepared for what will come next in his life when he eventually leaves that office. Boys go find am reach lasgidi follow there enter express. Except he is planing on going for exile from Rivers. He is bitting more than he can chew. Arab nonsense. Demolished people source of lives. What happen to sanction with heavy fined. Wike stop this rough play abeg. But on a serious note this man na him fit Nigerians ,wike be president things will change for goods, painstakingly. Places like lagos key will have been inside 3rd midland bridge by now if Wike. Happens to be lagos state governor.Wike the Action man. Talk and do mannerless man

Tueh ........un patriotic lazy youths weh aunty coro don puchoooo enter house be calling all those white nigros left right and centre

1 .Sam loko efe -R.I.p baba
2.Osofia my mannerless man.dat guy de crack me up with laugh any day any time. Respect
3.Mama g
Last and no the list ........wait for it..... wait for it

Aki and poor poor . Only when I want to get angry.... this once are the opposite of everything comedy represent from my end

Nbok why do i get the fillings that this Osagie Ehanire and his co hurts at the helm of affairs are just trying to make up numbers to justify the huge amount of cash donations to Nigeria home and abroad,gov YEYE BELLO said kogi state is free of covid 19 ,onugus are wasting time and resources they shd have channel to place where aunty coro is ravaging. What kind of a mental deluded people do we have running this country self. mission Kogi has failed, who send you message, ndiara.... who ?. Na by force. Is it by force?
Tueh joooh

BOOOMNAIJA:
Dear COVID-19

It’s been over a month since you restricted all our activities, not minding what we all had in place prior to your outbreak. Initially i thought it was just a temporal stay, but days turned weeks, weeks turned months and we’re still waiting in uncertainty.

To say I’m not agitated on how things have turned out is laughable. I wish you never existed, at least not in my generation. What do you stand to benefit in The DEATHS, Those shocked businesses and business trips you’ve halted, those you’ve relieved off their jobs, the hunger and hardship you’ve brought, those exams you stopped not minding how well we’ve prepared for them.

But then I ask, will praying or lamenting bring a solution to this pandemic? “Tongue-tied” But I will keep praying for our front-liners.

Guns can kill but same guns can protect. Arrows can kill but can be used for hunting. Dear COVID-19, I ask again, among your numerous maladies, what advantage have you provided ? You’ve done enough, why not leave and allow us use the rest of the year in healing mentally, emotionally and physically? Living right now is scary. Dear Hunger you know we’ve come a long way, why not spare us for now while we focus on combating this stranger called COVID-19?

Where are the vaccines ? Oh Humanity! See what you’ve been reduced to. But there’s HOPE, whether sooner or later, Humanity will win the fight against this Virus

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Indeed when all these are over, I will appreciate life more and be down to earth. Because it’s obvious God is the giver of life and everyone is equal whether rich or poor.....Caucasian or Negroid

Hmmmm... the most inspiring write up I read on nairaland today, your choice of words will surely give hope to anyone who has the intention of throwing the towel that indeed there is hope and surely there will be light at the end of the tunnel. I salute your courage and in site for this write up pal. Kudos and may God protect each and every member of naira landers from this deadly disease covid 19. And to anyone here who lost his or her job as a result of this pandemic. I say remain strong n stead fast. God will surely provide and replenished us with a better job by the grace of God.2020 has been a morbid but we will all come out stronger Amen

Hmmmmm God for bid immagin if kano case or lagos was to be Rivers, Gov Wike will lockdown that state and swallow the key until further notice, including every moving object,lizards rat,nama nama, chickens, goats,every moving objects potential suspect. ...oya inside I so much Like that man gods. D only governor in the whole country who will tell buhari black is black and white is white no fear or favour. U will be shock if gov Wike tells you the last time he went to Abuja. that's my manaless man gov Wike.keep up the good work jooh

WHO conferm that that species of animal are said to be hunger-20 virus carriers. Lala Nbok infect us with some of those laps and chest make man take cure this hunger -20 virus nbok ...

See where oyibo good pass black man, additional $3m accrued as interest and they did not play boju boju with it. If na my fellow black man, take Gandola for instant that is in charge of this money and that interest gada. U and I know what will folo suit
By the grace of God man most jagpa comot from this shiit hole kwantiri. Let me hear you say Amen if you are one of the jagpa crue loading . Las las buhari and his zombies will reloot the repatriated abacha looted founds.watch out tomorrow buhari will send a letter to Senate for another loan to add up so that the money will go round. Bunch of thief in baban rigas.

No its not normal she is suffering from horrificscentic nbok

Chai..... see gbege......inside life..... 1m life ways to die. R.I.p to dead.

complexBoss12:
pls o hw do u get to ncdc abeg

my neighbour has been coughing seriously since dis morning, he is a SARS guy, they go out and come in everyday, we ar both in Kano (he jst coughed again). as for me I don lock my door, nothing comes in or leaves till further

Hmmmmm get intouched with NCDC asap n as for ur door, pls go and hide the key. That SARS guy could be infected prompto. U can listen to ur local radio stations in kano n get NCDC kano number

I have been suspecting this gandola of been a drug addict....... Dan kwaya Dan buroba shege. He shd have insist on relaxing the lockdown na.onuku. I have never in my life seen a mumu like this man I swear. full in baban rigga

Loyalty is second to non when it comes to matter like this,Abba kyari may his soul rest in peace can attest to that. He goof up badly if what was written abt him was true. All he needed to do was approach his boss when they try to rope him with blackmail issues. Late kyari face similar situation with the 500m MTN kick back he was allege to have taken.no blame am na workshop.but buhari stood by him and that case was swept under the carpet with a top MTN staff who was a mole losing his Job in the process.Taiwo Akerele has ruined his political career for been a mole and a stooge.
Tueh........