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Politics / Re: Benue Massacre: Shehu Sani Blasts Benue Elders For Visiting Buhari by sizer07: 9:11am On Jan 17, 2018
Yes all those senator,ls, house of reps, governors are all bunch of shitholes who fear and lick there masters fit. With the exception of fayose, ekiti state governor. He is the only spatan soldier amongst them. Shitholes everywhere from Senate President to speaker, every last one of them.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ghanaian Girl With Beautiful Blue Eyes Goes Viral (Photos) by sizer07: 1:04pm On Jan 13, 2018
If d moda know Wat is good for her, she shd take that girl away from dat community that are labeling her a witch b4 the reach winch see her as a threat and linch her up.i see a very successful future model in d making
Health / Re: Baby Born With Internal Organs Outside In Benue State (Disturbing Photos) by sizer07: 11:30pm On Jan 09, 2018
Nothing way hausa no fit born
Goat who tell u say na housa? 2018 tear leather mumu ozohh
Politics / Re: Governor Ajimobi: I Washed Dead Bodies For 8 Years To Survive by sizer07: 11:22pm On Jan 09, 2018
Why is it that all the successful men in Nigeria today were once poor? "I had no shoes, I washed dead bodies, I was a bus conductor, I did okada for 20 years, I was picked from the gutter etc".. Oboy make I enter streets be that o, I must push wheel barrow by force, so that me go fit tell my own story grin

grin grin Chai Nigerians we are too mouthed abeg
Crime / Re: 5 Persons Killed In Egbeda, Emohua, Rivers State By Gunmen by sizer07: 7:25am On Jan 05, 2018
“We all crawled through the bush to get them, but they ran away when we got there,” the security source said.

2018 new, OLOBO AGBAYA. can dem rum faster than ur, bullet. If it's protesters now u will fire shorts at dem to kill. Mctwwwww
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Poses With Huge Python And Hyena In Kaduna State (Photos) by sizer07: 7:18am On Jan 05, 2018
She is suffering from a bed wet, it's a kind of ABOKI magic that will cure her from it when she climbed on d hyenas back . I don't know of d pytom sha. Have seen it on countless occasion while in d north.
Family / Re: My Wife Snores While Sleeping; I Hardly Sleep At Night by sizer07: 7:10am On Jan 05, 2018
U want some advice, buy 3biter black collar, 1 she goat, wit one horn, 3 voltur eggs two, piss of shillings, 1,3legget mosquito. 12 bottle of flat hero bear. Then u will get a Help grin grin grin grin.jst kidding. It's, a sleeping disorder. White music is d best. Download den, get, a small mp3 player n place it, at, d, site of ur bed, close to ur head n play it. Believe u me u will sleep n b loving ur wife snoring cuz it will b adding d bass.it work like magic.
Politics / Re: GMD NNPC, Baru All Smiles As He Claims Scarcity Has Reduced In Abuja (Photos) by sizer07: 6:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
See this MOFO NAMA this filling station is directly opposite his office at NNPC hq Abuja, why won't they have fuel oga? Playing politics with everything thing in this country. Dullard there is still fuel scarcity every where except that very one that you source fuel for, invite media and make it look like fuel is now avail
Crime / Re: Notorious Cultist Killed By Rival Members In Delta On The Eve Of Christmas(pics by sizer07: 8:08pm On Dec 25, 2017
Vanity opon vanity na vanity. Hit man as finally been hit by another hit man. May ur cult soul go to valhala where u will drink vanilla with Odin. Dem tell u u no hear. Ur mama tell you u no hear.see am end of d pot hole road for ushocked shocked shocked.MOFO

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Politics / Re: Egbedore LGA Chairman, Osun Empowers Indigene With Television (Photo) by sizer07: 2:14pm On Dec 24, 2017
Old modern TV set that will eventually turn d poor old man blind self. APC is a curse and a one chance govt
Travel / Re: Watch Japanese Police Officer On Bicycle Chase & Pull Over A Lamborghini Huracan by sizer07: 10:29am On Dec 23, 2017
FrenchWay:
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Let this happen in Nigeria and see how the Police force would budget 2B naira on procurement of 'electronic' bicycles...

God! My prayer is this: Please don't allow this my French student visa to expire. I would keep having carryovers so that my programme never stops.

I shall delay my return to the zoo

Lol..... you grow white bears all over on that study due to carry over simply becuz u re afraid coming back to ur mother land naizoooria abi
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Feeding His Pet Snake 'Toke Makinwa' (Photo) by sizer07: 7:54pm On Dec 21, 2017
why call a snake.. a cursed breed..."Toke Makinwa"


I just tire for d man ohhh,of all the names of pets in the world, it's someones first name and second he will use to name that devilish of a thing. May amadioha and sango join force together and strike you and your snake there so that LALA will make a gud pot of pepper soup with d pet. Ndiala!!!!
Family / Re: Bride-to-be Returns From Church, Had Lunch, Slept & Then Died by sizer07: 8:24am On Dec 20, 2017
chai, good p**sy gone for eternity. God why cry

U are a sick retarded mofo, I clown of d highest oder. Odeeeeh. What happened to!! respect death? Abi Hoeoloshwo for ur area don finished? Nama shocked shocked

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