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Sports / Re: Mario Balotelli Pays Bar Owner ₦811k To Drive Scooter Into Sea Wearing Only Pant by sizer07: 10:25pm On Jul 07, 2019
obafemee80:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpF_3uAZarM

Former Inter Milan, Man City and Liverpoolstar, Mario Balotelli, is reported to have paid a bar owner £1,800 (or about ₦811k) to drive his scooter into the sea.

The twenty-eight year footballer later shared the footage on his Instagram stories, showing the crowd that had gathered to watch the daring stunt.

According to Football Italia, the bar owner later joked to reporters:

“My moped was only worth £540 (₦243k) anyway."



The Vespa was later retrieved and was remarkably still in working order.

The Italian striker is currently looking for a new club after his Marseille contract expired last month, after joining from Nice in January.

https://autojosh.com/clubless-mario-balotelli-pays-bar-owner-811k-to-drive-scooter-into-sea-wearing-only-underwear/


Balo bslo ...why always me.... that year....if you know you know
Travel / Re: My Bad Experience With Iyare Motors From Benin-lagos Trip by sizer07: 9:50pm On Jul 05, 2019
moscobabs:

Thank u sir o, the guy comment just dey vex me, I wish he's experiencing this with us


All of you in that bus have very little tiny balls.iyare drivers, mostly Benin touts are the most arrogant drivers I have ever seen. Gada beat that bastard to stupor, he wont repeat that nonsense tomorrow. Instead you are busy crying for Africa. All of una mumu. Bust his wind screen let him use that extra money he got from that illegal trip to buy another and treat him self of the wound you inflict on him, you are here lamenting like a bitch. Kpata kpata he will just bribe his fellow Benin man at d office if you report him case close. They are fund of that.

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Phones / Re: Data Plans For Different Network Providers by sizer07: 7:02pm On Jul 03, 2019
AmadorSays:
Haven seen all these, which would you say is the best considering how much of a data user your are and how economical it could be to you?
MTN apps awuf yakata. 3gig for 1500 one month yummmy ........

Politics / Re: Obituary: Michael Adejoh Ojodale, Soldier Killed By Boko Haram (photos) by sizer07: 9:38am On Jul 02, 2019
zoba88:
25 year old Michael Adejoh Ojodale was killed by  Boko Haram fighters on 25th June, 2019.He is from Ogugu.The deceased is set to be buried in his hometown in Kogi.May his soul RIP.Amen



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/07/see-burial-poster-of-25-year-old.html


What manner of quack journalism is this. His body leaves zamfara , but he was killed by boko haram. What we have in zamfara are bandits. Boko boys are far away in burno state.
Bunch of confused journalist.
Spit......
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Kill 2 Mopol Escorting Money In Rivers (Graphic Photos) by sizer07: 8:51pm On Jul 01, 2019
NOL2dworld:
grin

The way police officers risk there lives all in the name of work, how can a police officers escorting money in a volatiles crime state like rivers without properly dressed and ready combat. No bullet proof vest.look at where bullet hit one one them, if Only he wore a vest d damage would have been minimal. Who knows maybe he would have survive. RIP to the dead

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Crime / Re: ABU Zaria Graduate Uses Certificate To Smoke Weed {photo} by sizer07: 12:20pm On Jun 20, 2019
Craigslists:
Lol

I have long dumped mine in the village. It is useless like Buhari grin

By the grace of God I’m now an internet entrepreneur...if you know, you know.


grin grin grin grin my bloda we know
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Courtesy Visit From Kogi Traditional Rulers by sizer07: 5:27pm On Jun 19, 2019
GOFRONT:
shocked

Fear Kogi Chiefs.....Yaya Bello has mobilized them to the state house to shake their evil hands with PMB.....Watch PMB do their biddings in 5months time......Yaya Bellos second coming deal has been sealed.

It is finished for Kogi state....

Exactly oh. Ahhh politics is in did a dirty game

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mopol Officers Had Accident On Kaduna-Abuja Road, 6 Dead, Others Injured (Graphi by sizer07: 11:49am On Jun 18, 2019
[quote author=LuciferIslam post=79439451]Judging by the position of their hands (in their boxers), I can deduce that Serious Automotive Masturbation (SAM) caused this accident.

See folks, this is why I always advise people to plan their masturbation efficiently.
It may be your social responsibility but it should not be done anywhere.

I usually schedule mine to fall during my meditative periods and that's why my mind always stays sharp.

They failed to plan and they have paid the price.



*spits angry[/quot. What hapun to respect for the dead? Do u think every body is possess with masturbating act like you.most you joke with everything?
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Put Girlfriend Pictures In A Bottle. The Lady Cries Out by sizer07: 3:41am On Jun 18, 2019
SageMK:
Remedy for stubborn girls that don't understand the word it's over. What a peaceful way to initiate breakup.


grin grin oboy u funy oh

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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Denies Welcoming Triplets In USA by sizer07: 5:54pm On Jun 06, 2019
Hmmmm fake news spread like wild fire.ever since I peak a fake news on social media and blogs abt the a fake news of emmanuel Eboue alleged fake dead rumour when his wife dwindle him of all his life savings via divorce case.i shared it on face book before you say jack and Jill, the news went ballistics and they guy later posted of how fake the new was on his IG handle.I one enter ground that day,knowing how bad I hate fake news. Since then I have lend my lessons never to post or share anything news abt individual in particular I come across on blogs face books, media.na to read,jump am pass. U believe anything news you see on the net, Oyo is your name 90% if not more are fake
Crime / Re: Rivers State Cultists Sign Peace Accord To End Killings (Photos) by sizer07: 2:25pm On Jun 05, 2019
Killings (Photos) by kingemzy5(m): 12:13pm
cheesy cheesy Nigeria funny cha oooooo..... Imagine cultist in a gathering to discuss peace.... even soldiers attended the so called "peace accord" and couldn't round the blood thirsty demons up angry angry..... they even served them bottle water And Rice......

Chai


grin grin my brother the thing tire me oh. They are indirectly encouraging this boys to still continue there devilish act.can u imagine the minute captain was even issuing threat to then then that this shd b d last time instead of rounding them up and throwing them in the cell. Nigeria is finished
Travel / Re: Dangote Truck And Bus Collide In Plateau, Many Dead (Disturbing Photos) by sizer07: 9:33pm On May 30, 2019
Mikel obis transport line along in JOS.RIP to the dead. The company has grown from 150 Buses when the take off like 8yrs ago to now over 500 his father is managing the business well.
Travel / Re: Dangote Truck And Bus Collide In Plateau, Many Dead (Disturbing Photos) by sizer07: 9:32pm On May 30, 2019
Mikel obis transport line along in JOS.RIP to the dead. The company has grown from 150 Bush when the take off like 8yrs ago to now over 500 his father is managing the business well.
Politics / Re: Protesters Storm Edo Assembly Over Eletricity Theft Bill, Pelt Speaker's Image by sizer07: 1:49pm On May 24, 2019
I know that I probably would get a lot of oranges thrown at me...but..

Electricity theft is a big reason why we don't have light.

A lot of Nigerians don't pay for power. They want to use it free of charge. And that puts a lot of stress on those of us who do pay

The problem has been there since NEPA days. Illegal connection, stealing of power, etc.

Sorry, but the protesters want power free of charge. You cannot run a business where people come and take things on credit.

And that's the truth. Call me names, but we don't have light because we don't pay for it. Time we did. aND TIME THOSE DISCOS METERED ALL OF US.

PS: You are free to criticise my comment...but if you call me 'idiat' or any other crude insult...I report you to the mods. Thank you.




Look you are so so right here where I stay in Benin. Landlady who owns the house is a big energy thief. Since I paid money over a year ago it was two days ago I saw that meter recharge.energy thief is the biggest problem in all those south south state that's why light is always an issue. Places like north kaduna n other northern part ,they pay for light and that they see light almost 24 hours. If the menace is not stop there is no way those DISCOs will supply light. They are running at a lost due to constant energy thief. Oluru buruku most of them protesting are energy thiefs

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Crime / Re: American Arrested For $8.5m Illegal Arms Deal With Nigerian Government by sizer07: 8:36pm On May 21, 2019
See correct warlord.sad thing is Africa is where there biggest market is. Lie Muhammad will come denied this one now.this illegal buying of fire arms hapun during Jonathan regime. I can't believe we have not learn our lessons. Too bad that money don enter voice mail again like others once seized during jona tenor. Bad markettttti
Crime / Re: Abuja Residents Apprehensive Of Kidnaping by sizer07: 8:19pm On May 21, 2019
if you believe anything that comes out of lie lie Muhammad@ your own risk. That man is a lier from the pit of hell.let him travel to kaduna by road from with out escorts.if he comes back them we will all believe him.abuja kaduna rail way now is a hot cake for politicians, They troop to the stations like flies due to fear of been kidnapped. Boys in those town who are once poor farmers are now multi millionaires. Thanks to there kidnapping biz. Jere, rijina most especially is where you will see father, sons uncles infact, all the males in the families who where once farmers have all drop there farming tools and resorted to kidnapping biz. Making millions on a weekly bases. Most of them who where in abuja doing hard labours have all relocated back home and join the biz. The issue of one chance in abuja, I was a victim of one chance in Abuja and I know how it fills.if not for God,I would have been six fit below the surface of this earth. It was a very horrible experience that I don't even wish my enemy to go through, if I toll I have one.this country is finished. Funny enough most of the securities on that Abuja kaduna high ways get Kick back from those kidnappers after ransom is paid. That is why the menace is on the increase. God save us in this country

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Sports / Re: Zidane Threatens To Leave Real Madrid If His Choices Are Meddled With by sizer07: 8:54pm On May 19, 2019
LMAO! We all know Fiorentino Perez re-hired you to sack you properly since he did not do to you what he did to other coaches during your first stint. You can't run again. You must be sacked before you even try to quit for a second time

grin grin grin

Exactly bros how you take know. D presidor is still angry at the way he left. I so much doubt if ziden will stay in that job till December.outgoing Juventus coach will replaced him

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Music/Radio / Re: Brekete Family Founded By Amed Isah: Nigerians turn to Radio station For Justice by sizer07: 8:29pm On May 19, 2019
Ordinary president amed isah, the voice of the voiceless. A Muslim man who those not discriminate. He call the name of Jesus and Allah just to make his audience know we are serving one God. He help the poor and less privileges.he seeks justice for a common man. He is fearless, he calls and summoned highly political class without fear our favour. man weh God bless. On several occasion his life has been threatened but God stood for him. Hmmmmmm....... hmmmmmm.....hmmmmmm hembelembe olololo grin his popular slogan ..........those vampires called politicians hate him cuz he has seek justice for a common man from them and won.be it land dispute oh what ever.The call of Amed isah the ordinary president is a nightmare for most Abuja politicians and beyond. My prayer is God to continue blessed and protest him because he is really doing a philanthropy work for a common man

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Crime / Re: Godwin Elewana To Die By Hanging For Killing Daughter’s Lover — Appeal Court by sizer07: 7:10pm On May 17, 2019
Bastard come and see them in abuja fucking small small uni abuja girls of 17 -18 yrs old while he is there killing a young man who would have maybe married his daughter. Kill him ASap lets see how he will stop the daughter from fucking from his grave.anuofia kill him already jooh
Crime / Re: 34 Female Strippers From Wealthy Homes Arrested In Abuja by sizer07: 9:34pm On Apr 19, 2019
It's true I work as a manager in a garden few blocks away from CARAMELO LOUNGE N NIGHT CLUB.utako abuja .....men at a point that place was called Sodom and Gomorrah. See strippers dancing with there keptus live no paints .i new one of my customer that harmer 45m on a contract. Believe u me that lounge and it strippers chop that money finished. Lebanese strippers half cast u go see there.a bottle of heneiken as of 2016 was 7h. Now e sopos don reach 1k oh 1200.the place the full pass most worshipping houses for Abuja. Fish na 7-10k with abeg. But d packaging no b doe here.

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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Is Demanding £500,000 A Week In Order To Stay At Man United by sizer07: 2:24pm On Apr 05, 2019
ell this mofo abeg. This Pogba is a virus in that team that needs to be cleansed.. 500k a week when you haven't win EPL, UEFA For Manchester united. Nonsense.

Na Sanchez signing cause all this Wahala

Exactly n mohrinho Edward are d architect of this nonsense. Sanchez is d cause man u have to find a way to get rid of that guy or suffer till he is gone interm of wages.very soon Mac tomney will demand for 400 because of Mana Sanchez sitting on d bench n collect 505£
Food / Re: Man Kills A Huge Fish. Check Out The Height (Photo) by sizer07: 3:57pm On Mar 06, 2019
His name is bright a Camerooninan guy why grail fish in abuja he is not a Fisher man. That fish is not evermore big compared to once he get from suppliers
Sports / Re: Emiliano Sala Told Teammates He Was Worried About The Plane! by sizer07: 9:46pm On Jan 22, 2019
About The Plane! by lonelydora: 9:13pm
Chai...he had the premonition. If he was a traditionalist, he wouldn't have boarded that plane.

You see that small plane? I hate it with passion. It looks fake and toy-ish. Why didn't he use the likes of bombardier and co. I pray he's found

Yes oh the same time type that cripple my then governor danbaba suntai of taraba. I wont fly on that plane unless am assured of another life.a spare one

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TV/Movies / Re: List Of The Highest Grossing Movies Of 2018 And How Much They Made by sizer07: 6:01pm On Jan 03, 2019
How Much They Made by Clementz0(m): 4:08pm
OP KINDLY HELP ME DROP A SITE I CAN DOWNLOAD MOST OF THIS MOVIES LISTED UP THERE BIKKO


Go to.www. fzseries.net . But first
You have to download IDM. Internet download manager, study the site.its complicated. But you can get a quality n cristal clear 2018 movies. Infact all the movies you want. Lionheart is now showing on cinemas. But u can download it on that site easy pizzy

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Celebrities / Re: Tobi’s Friend, Regina Almost Became A Yahoo Girl by sizer07: 8:43pm On May 13, 2018
If you went to UNIBEN, you'll know how great the temptation is to do yahoo. All my neighbors were G boys too. One day, one of them counted 400k in my presence and took it to Jokers to drink. I wanted to learn too but I have home training. That's why I can't take people serious when they say they're doing yahoo to take care of their family. You're stealing from someone else's family. What makes you different from bank robbers? Some are even using rituals now. The last time I said this on my whatsapp status, 2 of my friends blocked me. G boys, both of them. God will judge everyone at the end sha.

Very true come to joker's or first bar on Sundays and see how money is spent by G boy's.if you don't have good up bringing, there is 99% chance you will join them. Every 3 out of 10 uniben student's are confirm G boys .Lexus Jeep is there official cars.

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Romance / Re: A Married Woman I Encountered In Camp, Is In Love With Me by sizer07: 6:03am On Apr 12, 2018
God has a purpose for you on this earth thats why he did not allowed temptation to be fall you.sleeping with a married woman is a one way ticket to hell. It's forbidding. And from the looks,she is, from the south west. if you love your life, end it right away or else MAGUN GO VISIT U. There wife's carry such evil things in there kpetus around. Chop in die troweh. Girls, single yakpa back then in the camp or your PPA,find a very sweet one n make her to help you forget about this alhaja of a woman. They are way above your league. Stay away from her if you like your life

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Phones / Re: Things You Didn’t Know Your Android Phone Could Do. You Need To See N0 7 by sizer07: 7:45pm On Mar 25, 2018
I just tried number 7 which is by far very important to me. If you still want ur phone to be passworded then I think number 7 is gud. Ur bro or sis contact shd be der not your, except if you have another line. In case of emergency your wife or relative number shd be der. The number will appear on ur screen when the phone is still locked.

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Crime / Re: 10 Nigerian Yahoo Boys Arrested In Ghana (Photo) by sizer07: 6:09pm On Mar 24, 2018
So these people still took this business to Ghana. That's serious

Its called migration, in Benin here there head quarters, nepa de share light n u convince ur mugu wit gen sound in d back ground. He will know it's naija. But light steady in Ghana. Dats why de are migrating
Politics / Re: Jerry Gana, Adeniran, Alkali Formally Defect To Social Democratic Party(photos) by sizer07: 10:46pm On Mar 08, 2018
Dead on arrival. Same Old dullards mtchwwww

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Agriculture / Re: Hunter Kills An Elephant At Janiyi Camp, Idanre, Ondo State. by sizer07: 9:51am On Mar 08, 2018
Very very sad, Hunger is driving country men to kill all those wonderful and defenceless animals and gradually send them into extinction. In 10-15 years to come Nigerians will have to travel to places like Kenyan who do very well preserve There wild life just to go see wild life animals like elephants and the rest, if nothing is done here in Nigeria to check mate this trend of killing wild life and protect then from pouchers and hungry men who will stop at nothing wipe them out. Very very sad
Education / Re: FUTA Final Year Student Dies While Playing Football by sizer07: 9:46pm On Feb 04, 2018
NaoSlay:


Football is devilish.

People won't understand.

When I was telling people professional football is scripted, they argue hell with me.

Playing amateur football is a big sin already.

Football is just an entertainment.

Well. For the guy, fear these people below...

Oga go n sit down, says who? Bin football playing for quite a while now. You are not supposed to play football with a hang over or filling sicky. Do not over play when you are tired. There is a limitto what ur hart or body can carry, do no over pushed it. So many things can lead to slumping on d pitch.God is d only protector
Politics / Re: The 7 Strong Candidates That Are Ready To Take Over From President Buhari by sizer07: 4:04pm On Feb 02, 2018
Dankwanbo and Donald duke for dupity

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